Some of the sex toys that we review here are plain but powerful — we’re generalizing here, but these are often the ones that we reach for when we’re on our own and on a mission. Others make a super sexy statement, and that can be enough even if they… Continue reading
The Satisfyer Glowing Ghost promises to deliver scary good climaxes without scaring away beginners. Will this ghost be a glow-up to your collection, or is it about as appealing as stale candy corn? Read my review of the Glowing Ghost to find out. What Is The Satisfyer Glowing Ghost? Something… Continue reading
Purple haze all in my eyes Don’t know if it’s day or night You got me blowin’, blow my mind Is it tomorrow or just the end of time? — Jimi Hendrix Blush Vibe’s Avant D16 Purple Haze is so pretty that you just want to put it on your… Continue reading
The Satisfyer Deep Kiss is a lipstick-shaped suction toy that promises discretion as well as intensity. Will this kiss bring you to life, or will you not want to make it to second base? Read my review of the Deep Kiss to find out. What Is The Satisfyer Deep Kiss?… Continue reading
Lipstick vibrators are the answer to so many of life’s problems. Need an on-the-go vibrator that blends in with regular purse stuff? You need a lipstick vibe. Love a femme aesthetic and crave pinpoint stimulation? You need a lipstick vibe. Want something small and cute that will also make your… Continue reading
The Neo Elite Tao by Blush Vibe promises to “bring new light to your bedroom,” and it delivers on this! The luminous blue core glows in the dark, which is super fun when the lights are low. Even when you’re not enjoying that feature, this is a strikingly attractive piece… Continue reading
The Sassy Seal is a clitoral vibe with dual motors and dual functions. Is this a seal you’ll want to frolic with in the ocean waves, or is using it about as much fun as watching The Seventh Seal? Read my review of the Satisfyer Sassy Seal to find out.… Continue reading
The Gush 2 Motion is the latest update to Lovense’s penis massager series. The key upgrade is its motion sensor, and your partner’s Lovense toy sensations can increase or decrease depending on the motion it detects. Here’s hoping that the Gush 2 is poetry in motion for my partner’s erection.… Continue reading
Some sex toy/gear kits are a lovely little smörgåsbord where you get to taste a whole lot of different treats. Those are great when you aren’t trying to fill a specific need. This kit, however, was clearly created with a purpose in mind. You get three dildos in gently graduated… Continue reading
Who wouldn’t be intrigued by a shimmery blue penis? The Temptasia Rebellion Peg by Blush is eye-catching for sure. And the second look was just as promising: it’s a very manageable size, the curve definitely has promise, and an UltraSilk finish over platinum-cured silicone sounds absolutely perfect. Was it as… Continue reading
