The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs Review

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The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist CuffsI know what you’re thinking: how could it be possible for such a highly-respected, BDSM community favorite equipment and toy supplier to produce a pair of outrageously sexy wrist restraints for the bordering-on-crazy affordable of $32 or is is this going to be one of those times where, we’re sad to say, The Stockroom can’t live up to its otherwise stellar reputation?

Well, stay tuned as we dive into their Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs and find out if that’s the case or whether these masters of everything kinky have outdone themselves yet again.

Key Takeaways
4.5 out of 5 stars

The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs are a set of two high-quality leather and nickel-plated restraints, built and designed to be as restrictive as they are comfortably durable and gorgeous, retailing for a mere $32.

Putting it all together, I can see no reason (aside from an absolute lack of interest in bondage play) you shouldn’t pick up a set of these Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs, particularly because you have a whole heaping lot of kinky fun with them for less than forty dollars.

Who Should Try It? Really into or just curious about bondage play?  If so, then these Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs may be right up your kinky alley. Capable of easily fitting anything from four and a half to eight-inch wrists, they are ideally suited for rough and tumble scenes or gentle, romantic cuddly play sessions.

Who Can Skip It? There’s so much to love (and desire) about The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs that unless you or your playmates don’t like, as in not at all, forget it, totally uninterested, in restraint play, then you probably won’t like them.

You Can Buy It on the official Stockroom website for $32.

What are The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs?

Though quite simple, this set of matching pink leather restraints is actually a perfect example of why The Stockroom is one of, if not the, hands-down premier creators and resellers of top-notch bondage and BDSM toys. Crafted from premium-quality pink leather and fitted with exceptionally strong fittings, these wrist restraints feature four slotted holes, ensuring a safe and comfortable fit, regardless of whether you have thin or not-so-thin wrists.

The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

Knowing what to pay attention to (and what not to), The Stockroom tends to keep its shipping materials to an absolute minimum. No less so than for their Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs, which arrived in a plain, ordinary box stuffed with equally plain, ordinary crumbled paper.

But, and here’s what made me immediately smile wide and happily, those geniuses of all that is BDSM also tossed in a sweet little treat in the form of a Tootsie Pop (You can see it in the image below). Seriously, how super cute is that?

The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs

Specifications

How does the Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs measure up?

  • Material: Leather, Nickel-Plated Steel.
  • Measurements: The Cuffs Themselves Are Nine Inches Long, Though Counting Their Fastening Tongue, That Comes To Approximately Ten And A Half Inches From One End To The Other. Each Is Also One And A Quarters Inches Wide: With A Tongue Which Is Around A Quarters In Width.
  • Size: Pink, Silver.
  • Mechanism: Each Cuff Has A Nickel-Plated Solid Steel Buckle And Three Likewise Steel And Nickel-Plated Grommets.

How Does The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs Work?

A true testament to The Stockroom’s expertise, using their Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs couldn’t be easier or more fun. That said, as with nearly every wrist or ankle restraint ever made, they can be a bit tricky to self-attach, as you have to essentially not only keep them in place but also wrap them around your wrist before feeding the tongue through the buckle and securing it.

Is this an issue even worth bringing up?  Not at all, as I just mentioned, I’ve never had a wrist or ankle restraint that was effortless to use solo. It’s also why no one should do bondage play without another person present, as, to start with, bondage can be risky to play by yourself and, two, someone else can put on or take off your gear far easier than you ever could by yourself.

Close-up of the slots

I really want to call out how impressed I was by The Stockroom going the extra, extra, extra mile with their Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs. For one thing, their hardware isn’t thin or cheap but rather durable, thick nickel-plated steel that’s sure to last an extremely long time. Second, the tongue’s holes aren’t holes, which in my experience are often prone to tearing, but rather slots—ensuring the wrist cuffs won’t just stay secured but also give them just enough wriggle room to avoid being too restrictive (You can see a close-up of the slots in the above image).

Do you want some inspiration on how to use them? I have written a guide with my favorite bondage positions right here.

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My Personal Experience

My partner and I were both blown away by The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs and practically immediately put them through more than a few BDSM-related paces.

Between us, we were equally impressed by the degree of thought that went into designing them as well as the care and precision the company dedicated to handcrafting them. For what’s essentially handmade BDSM restraints, each cuff nearly screamed care and experience—and made my partner and me admire and respect The Stockroom all the more.

Design

Take my advice that if you or anyone you like playing with is curious about bondage, you should spend more, not less, checking out the hundreds—or perhaps even thousands—of different types that are currently available. I say this because if you do, you’ll quickly realize that an unfortunately large percentage of them are, shall we say, made to maximize profit by minimizing quality.

Closeup of one of the wrist cuffs

Which is a prime example of why The Stockroom is the kink community’s go-to toy maker and seller as their Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs have everything a great set of restraints should and must have: immaculate construction utilizing the finest materials available, plenty of superb details like the durability of their nickel-plated steel components, and how they are a great balance between being comfortably narrow while not overly wide.

Material

The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs are crafted from high-quality, hand-stitched pink leather and feature nickel-plated steel buckles, grommets, and other fittings.

Closeup of the buckle

Build Quality and Dimensions

However you look at them, The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs are an astounding example of BDSM craftsmanship, made all the more impressive by their retail price of just $32.

Ease of Use

Beyond my mentioning that a lion’s share of wrist and/or ankle restraints can be inherently challenging to self-buckle, the Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs can nevertheless be worn without too much difficulty. However, some necessary practice is required until it’s either quick or easy.

The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs

Again, not a complaint, as it’s an accepted universal truth regarding bondage self-play, and also why you should always have someone with you to both help get  into and out of bondage restraints

Versatility

It may seem odd at first, but it’s great that The Stockroom’s Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs aren’t particularly versatile. Why? Well, the answer is that the brand understands that when it comes to bondage, doing something as right as you possibly can should always take a backseat to attempting to make a toy that does a lot but not well. It’s like that maxim of striving not to be a Jack of All Trades but ending up a master of none.

Close-up of the slots

One thing I should note is that while the holes in the buckles are a little on the … well, little side, it’s still possible to attach a lock to them for some additional bondage play possibilities.

Warranty and Support

As with everything The Stockroom makes or sells, should you have an issue with their Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs, you can contact them to arrange a return and refund.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

As you might have guessed by how lavishly I’ve been praising The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs, when it comes to quibbles, problems, issues, or complaints, I’ve got zilch, nada, nothin’.

Okay, as I mentioned, it sort of might be nice if the cuffs had rounded edges, but in the grand scheme of things, that’s like saying a grand feast could have been done with a few extra napkins. Odd, I know, but hopefully that gives you some idea of how fantastic my partner and I feel about these superb restraints.

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Review Summary

Pros

  • Extremely high-quality leather and nickel-plated construction.
  • Super comfortable, super durable, super stylish.
  • Amazingly affordable at just $32

Cons

  • It can be challenging for the wearer to put on themselves, but easy with help.
  • Edges could be rounder and not as sharply cut.
  • Other, optional colors would be nice.

Alternatives to the Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs?

The Stockroom Premium Garment Leather Wrist Cuffs

As for just-as-good bondage options, few are as handsome and kinkily effective as these extremely superb leather cuffs, also from the BDSM masters at The Stockroom. As pleasant and arousing to wear as they are lovely to look at, their Premium Garment Leather Wrist Cuffs are also available in traditional black as well as sinfully wicked red. While they are more than twice the cost of the Stupid Cute kit, as with anything the company sells or creates, there’s never any question that their cost is 100% reflected in the quality of their materials and how inarguably meticulous their construction is.

The Stockroom Cotton Bondage Rope

If cuffs or other types of bondage restraints aren’t your cup of steamy hot tea, then you may want to pick up one or more lengths of The Stockroom’s tried—or should I say “tied”?—and true Bondage Ropes. Woven from 6mm wide, pleasantly soft cotton fibers and running a whopping 35 feet long, they also ship with a handily illustrated guide on how to tie six different knots—practically guaranteeing a bondage-filled night of fun for all. Even more fun, each length sells for less than $15, with its affordability meaning there’s never any need to hesitate should the need arise to cut someone free from whatever elegant Shibari bondage scene you put them into.

KinkLab Leather Bondage Kit: BDSM Hog Tie

Talking next-level bondage play possibilities, few if anything can surpass this wildly impressive assortment of two wrist and matching ankle restraints, but also a specially made hog tie section to ensure whoever’s bound can’t go anywhere. Professionally made from luxuriously soft yet exceptionally strong leather with an assortment of bright silver buckles, grommets, and snap clips, this kit is—sorry for yet another kink-inspired joke—absolutely bound to have you and all of your bondage playmates happy for as long as you keep them restrained.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more BDSM restraints in this article.

I’m sold! Where Can I Buy It?

Grab your next pair of write restraints right here.

Thanks for reading my The Stockroom Stupid Cute Wrist Cuffs review!

M.Christian

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