There are sex toys, and then there are statement pieces – and the Orange Is The New Black Dick Gag is firmly in the second category. Loud, ridiculous, and clearly designed for maximum shock value, it’s a silicone dildo on a strap that goes straight into your mouth. Equal parts… Continue reading
Now and then, a sex toy pops up that makes you stop and think… seriously? That was exactly my reaction when I saw the Accommodator Silicone Dong by CalExotics – a chin-mounted dildo strapped directly to your face. It sounds like a punchline, and honestly, it looks like one too.… Continue reading
Did you know that the oldest dildo is 30,000 years old and was unearthed in a German cave? A lot has happened since then, but trust me, it doesn’t get more realistic than with a squirting dildo. But which of the many products and brands should I buy? Of the… Continue reading
Face sitting with extras? Yes, please. When I first saw the Sportsheets Pivot In Your Face Strap-On, I had two thoughts. First, “Okay, that looks serious.” Second, “Could this finally make face-riding both hot and functional?” Spoiler: It can. But it’s not without its quirks. This strap-on is designed to… Continue reading
Sometimes, a toy doesn’t just scratch an itch – it satisfies a full-blown, filthy fantasy. That was the case with the Strap-on-me Squirting Cum Dildo. I’d been circling this one for a while. It ticked every box: harness-compatible, body-safe silicone, plenty of squirt capacity, and it looked more like a… Continue reading
I’ve got a creampie kink and a husband who can’t always finish the job. So when I say I was desperate to find a sex toy that could deliver the kind of messy, gooey fantasy I drool over in porn? I mean it. Enter the King Cock Squirting Dildo by… Continue reading
It’s not often I get shy about a toy. But this one? This one made me blush before I even opened the bag. I’d been on a bit of a squirting kick – trying everything from elegant syringes to subtle POP-style dildos. But eventually, I hit that stage of curiosity… Continue reading
After testing over 100 dildos, it’s safe to say that we here at My Sex Toy Guide are true dildo experts. But finding the most realistic of them all is challenging because a lot more goes into these models [1]. Don’t worry; we have prepared this list with you in… Continue reading
You ever have a fantasy that clings to you like glitter? For me, it’s cum-play. Creampies, messy finishes, the works. I’m married to a man who takes forever to finish – bless him – which means my vagina rarely gets the grand finale I fantasize about. So when I found… Continue reading
Tentacle dildos are popular among fantasy fans for their stimulating suckers that are highly pleasurable during internal and external stimulation. But which of the many models should I buy? Of the dozens we tested, Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle is the best tentacle dildo primarily because the S-shaped curvature significantly enhances internal… Continue reading
