16 Best Most Realistic Dildos in 2024, REALLY Tested! [Video]

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After testing over 100 dildos, it’s safe to say that we here at My Sex Toy Guide are true dildo experts. But finding the most realistic of them all is challenging because a lot more goes into these models [1]. Don’t worry; we have prepared this list with you in mind.

Of all the products we tested, RealCock 2 Dirk is the absolute most realistic in our vast collection. Full stop. The Sil-Slide design and triple layering make Dirk more lifelike than other products on the market. Especially the veiny shaft, defined coronal ridge, and floating testicles stand out from the competition. Dirk is also Vac-U-Lock-compatible, making it easy to use with a harness or sex machine.

Key Takeaways

Test Winner: RealCock 2 Dirk
Me holding RealCock 2 DirkRealCock 2 Dirk got the highest rating in our review. What makes Dirk better than the competition is the Triple layering that stiffens the interior core, making it feel extremely real. Our testers also loved the detailed shaft with freckles, fine lines, and wrinkles.


Budget Pick VixSkin Johnny
Vixen Creations Johnny VixskinJohnny strikes the perfect balance between price and realism. Our testers also loved the dual-density design, sturdy base, and upward curve that targeted the G-spot and P-spot better than other products on this list. Code MSTG15 for 15% off!


Suction-Cup: Vixskin Maverick
Maverick mounted on a doorOf the dozens of models we reviewed, Maverick had the strongest suction base. We tested it on everything around the house (kitchen, bathroom, furniture, etc.), and it attached to most things as long as it had a smooth surface.


Why You Should Trust Us

Rachel SommerSince starting working for us in 2016, Rachel Sommer has reviewed dozens of dildos, including phallic-shaped and non-anatomic models. But she has used sex toys long before her job at My Sex Toy Guide. “I started experimenting with my partner midway through college,” she clarifies.

According to the sexologist, realistic models have ‘more life’ and vibrance than their non-anatomical cousins. With advancements in technology designed to replicate the look and feel of an erect penis, Rachel was excited to start reviewing this year’s most realistic dildos. On the test team were also our founders Sandra Larson and Tim Larson. Let’s see what they found out!

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How We Picked the Products

For this article, I personally handpicked the dildos before distributing them to my colleagues. I also defined several test criteria that we could measure on a scale from 0 to 100:

  • Design & Realism. The design revolves around its shape and texture. Do you want a curved shaft for precise internal stimulation, or is that not a concern? Likewise, would you rather have a smoothly textured shaft or a veiny one? We made sure to include different shapes and textures to meet the needs of every reader.
  • Size. We made the silicone realistic dildo selection with everyone in mind. I emphasized the importance of having smaller-sized models for beginners and massive models for the most experienced folks.
  • Firmness. How hard do you want it to be? Most people prefer medium density, but I have colleagues who want it as hard as possible. It’s all about personal preference, so we included models with different firmness levels.
  • Versatility: I love sex toys that can accomplish more than a single goal. For the realistic dildos, we prioritized models with extra bells and whistles like Vac-U-Lock-compatibility because it means being able to use it with a harness or sex machine.
  • Stimulations: Whether you’re a depth or girth queen, there’s something for you in the article. We picked models that offer diverse stimulations to meet the wildest of your fantasies.
  • Build Quality. At the initial stages of selection, we only had one rule. All the products must be made from hypoallergenic, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone, a significant reason why we scrapped King Cock Ultra Realistic and Lifelike Lover Classic from this year’s list. We also considered the brands, only going with the most trusted on the market.
  • Ease of Use. We also paid attention to the user experience. The team prioritized models that were easy to grip and use. Bells and whistles like a suction cup base also gave extra scores.
  • Price & Value. Like other sex toys, the price of realistic dildos varies by a lot [2]. Factors like size, design, and versatility significantly affect the price. So, we ensured we included affordable and luxury options so that there was something for everyone.

During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Design (25%) and Realism (25%). After that comes Build Quality (10%), Stimulations (10%), and Firmness (10%).

Once the team returned with the reports, I brought our founders Sandra and Tim Larson on board to help with the analysis. We scoured the internet for reviews from sex toy forums and vendor sites to compare other people’s outlooks with ours. After long-standing deliberation and scrutiny, we firmly believe these are this year’s best realistic dildos!

 


Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

Real Cock 2VixSkin JohnnyVixskin MaverickBrent CorriganBig Shot by Evolved NoveltiesVelvet Thruster Mini TeddyVixen MustangLovense Sex MachineMr. Hankey’s Big DaddyLACIER Capo
NameDirkVixSkin JohnnyVixSkin MaverickBrent CorriganBig ShotMini TeddyVixSkin MustangSex MachineBig DaddyL'ACIER Capo
CategoryBest OverallBudgetHands-FreeSoftSquirtingThrustingBBCSex MachineFor QueensMetal
Average Rating97%88%87%90%91%90%90%89%93%94%
Design & Realism98%95%97%92%94%93%93%86%98%89%
Size94%93%93%93%90%88%90%90%93%92%
Firmness93%90%90%89%91%90%92%90%94%90%
Versatility94%95%93%96%93%91%88%89%90%88%
Stimulations95%90%92%92%91%89%91%89%88%90%
Build Quality96%93%90%92%90%91%92%91%91%90%
Ease of Use94%93%96%90%91%97%90%91%93%88%
Price & Value94%97%93%94%91%91%89%87%93%90%
Price Tag$499$159$139$69.95$89.99$159$130$699$213.90$119
MaterialSiliconeSiliconeSiliconeSiliconeSilicone & ABSSiliconeSiliconeSilicone (Machine made of metal)SiliconeSilicone vibrator & Metal Dildo
Diameter2 inches1.75 inches2 inches1.75 inches1.625 inches2.5 inches1.625 inchesN/A2.39 - 3.50 inches1.2 inches
Insertable Length8.5 inches7 inches7 inches7 inches6 inches5 inches6.5 inches6.3 inches10 – 14.5 inches5.5 inches

 


1. RealCock 2 Dirk: Our Overall Test Winner!

Me holding RealCock 2 Dirk

Why we love RealCock 2 Dirk:

RealCock 2 Dirk is the most realistic dildo we’ve used here at My Sex Toy Guide. By a mile. There’s just so much detail in the design you’d confuse it for a human penis. Honestly, the attention to detail was unlike any other I’d ever seen.

Let’s start talking about the shaft. “The veins are light grey-blue, and the shaft is lined with freckles, fine lines, and wrinkles, so it looks just like natural skin (you can see this in the image below)”, our tester Sandra Larson noted. “With the innovative Sil-Slide and triple layering technology, Dirk felt like an erect penis”, she continued.

Closeup of the shaft showing the realistic veins

I also loved the sagging effect when I pulled the skin on the shaft – it felt like the shaft and the outer layer were separating, just like a natural penis does. This sagging effect is very rare since it’s expensive to implement. (If you know of more models with this feature, please send us an email!)

Something else Dirk did better than the competitor was the firm inner core. It brought a balance into the design, ensuring the soft, shrugging aspects ended on the outer skin and the dick was sturdy enough to penetrate the vagina or ass. The core was also bendable, making it even more comfortable in different sex positions. You can see me testing the firmness in the image below.

Me testing the firmness on RealCock 2

Besides feeling soft on the hands, I thought the triple layering design helped make RealCock 2 Dirk more beginner-friendly. Of course, its massive 8.5″ usable length and 2″ diameter rule out ‘the fresh-of-the-boat’ users. Still, the squishy finish provides wiggle room for intermediaries looking to explore with a big boy dildo.

Although some of my colleagues pointed out that it was a bit heavy on their arms, I thought using it was straightforward (but I should confess that I love larger objects haha). After all, it depends on your preferred size – you can choose the length, girth, and color.

Closeup of the realistic penis head

Note: RealDoll lets users upload photos on the order page to help the designer deliver the specific skin tones they want. No other manufacturer provides this kind of customization option. Other companies, take notes!

I loved how realistic it felt in the mouth and inside my vagina. Something I wanted to verify is if I could feel the skin on the shaft moving when thrusting it in and out, which I could clearly feel (wow!). I used the Dirk model (there are five others), and the 2″ diameter gave it some heavy presence – it was an exciting and filling experience.

Lastly, RealCock 2 Dirk’s Vac-U-Lock compatibility was a bonus. I have a few harnesses and sex machines in the dungeon, and it worked great with both. Let’s not forget about the amazing floating testicles, which you can see in the image below.

Closeup of the realistic testicles

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, RealCock Dirk is massive and better suited for experienced folks. In addition, the balls can complicate handling, especially if you have smaller hands. These are just minor flaws, but worth mentioning.

It’s also one of the most expensive dildos we have reviewed. It costs $499, a crazy figure for a non-vibrating model. Since they are handmade by a limited number of artists, you have to wait for your product to arrive. It took over 4 weeks for mine to arrive! However, some readers have reported it can take many months for it to arrive.

Why RealCock 2 Dirk is the best realistic dildo:

RealCock 2 Dirk was the highest-rated realistic dildo of the dozens we tested. Full stop. It handily beat the competition in most test categories (except hands-free simulation) and no other competitor came close to the ratings this bad boy received. Let’s look at the raw test data to see how we motivated our decision to put Dirk at the top of our list:

  • Design. RealCock 2 Dirk stood out from the competition with the Sil-Slide technology and triple-layering design. Most brands go as much as double-layering, but RealDoll, including an extra layer of skin, is outstanding. The super realistic Dirk felt exceptionally realistic on the hands and the vagina, with the characteristic stretchy skin that moves as you thrust (98% average score).
  • Size. The massive length and girth make it perfect for the most experienced users. Its tapered head also enhances penetration and improves the user experience.
  • Versatility. Dirk also scored the highest in the versatility category. Even with the stiff inner core, you’ll be excited to know it’s bendable enough so you can customize the shape to your liking. RealCock 2 Dirk is also Vac-U-Lock compatible, allowing you to use it with a sex machine or your favorite harness for hands-free stroking action.

If you want to see what RealCock 2 Dirk looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our review of RealCock 2 here.

Features:

  • Material: Medical-Grade Silicone
  • Diameter: 2″
  • Insertable Length: 8.5″

Pros:

  • A well-thought-out dildo design that handily beat the competition.
  • Sil-Slide and triple layering recreate the look and feel of an erect dick.
  • The wrinkles and freckles look like natural skin.
  • It’s made from premium silicone.
  • The versatile Dirk is compatible with sex machines and harnesses.
  • It’s easy to clean.

Cons:

  • It’s wildly pricey – $499.
  • The massive size makes it not ideal for beginners.

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2. VixSkin Johnny: Our Budget Pick!

Vixen Creations Johnny Vixskin

Why we love VixSkin Johnny:

VixSkin Johnny gave us the most value for our money on this list. The 8″ beast only costs $128 on SheVibe, a relatively affordable price for such an ultra-realistic dildo. While there are cheaper alternatives, they usually have porous TPE or other non-safe materials (PVC, Jelly, etc.). You always pay more for a safer silicone model.

The dual-density build was a great design tweak. While it wasn’t as realistic as RealCock 2 Dirk’s Sil-Slid technology, it’s incredibly good value for the price tag. Most dual-density models cost more. Sometimes a lot more.

Closeup of the penis shaft showing the realistic veins

Something I noted with the dual-density design was the skin sliding during use. Similar to Dirk above, the outer skin tended to drag itself, and I needed more lube than regular silicone dildos.

Johnny’s realistic details were praised by our testers, especially the veins on the shaft and fine lines throughout its length (you can see a closeup in the image above), giving out a real skin look. It also has a prominent coronal ridge and realistic testicles like a real penis. With a firm inner core and soft outer skin, Johnny feels as realistic as it looks.

Vixen Creations Johnny Vixskin

Something else that stood out was the upward curve on the shaft (image above). It was more elaborate than RealCock 2 Dirk, making it much easier to hit the G-spot.

Unfortunately, I didn’t feel the veiny shaft much during thrusting, only the coronal ridge. I have a sensitive vagina, but it didn’t pick the veins, leading me to believe they’re more of an aesthetic addition. I would love to hear from other readers how they experienced this.

Closeup of the penis tip

The realistic texture combination was unique, which is why we favored the dual-density dildo. With a squishy head, its non-intimidating demeanor means even people with a sensitive G-spot will enjoy the stimulation.

Lastly, I loved VixSkin Johhny’s skid-proof base with realistic balls (image below). It made it harness-compatible, making it the most realistic strap-on dildo on this list.

Johnny is a dildo with realistic balls

Minor issues we found during testing:

The major downside was the user experience. You’ll need some decent arm strength to use Johnny, which makes this product not a good choice for those with mobility issues or limited grip strength. The balls also get in the way sometimes, and you’ll need a gorilla grip to keep it in place with a single palm. Riding would have been the easy way out, but it doesn’t have a suction cup base. No bueno!

It’s also worth mentioning that the dual-density design means the outer skin drags back and sticks to the skin, so you need more lube to avoid chafing. No biggie but worth mentioning anyway.

Why VixSkin Johnny is our budget pick:

  • Price & Value: VixSkin Johhny got only positive feedback from the team on the price and value front. Yes, you can find less realistic dildos for a lower price, but this dual-density version offered the best balance between price and realism of all the models we tested.
  • Realism: The dual density makes Johnny stand out from the competition, only beaten by Realcock 2. It has a firm inner core and soft outer skin that recreates the feeling of an actual dick. With a veiny shaft, prominent coronal ridge, and wrinkled balls, it looks as natural as it feels.
  • Versatility: VixSkin Johhny’s skid-proof base has a flat consistency that makes it harness-compatible. The balls ensure the strap-on stays in place without wiggling, so penetration is much easier.

If you want to see what Vixskin Johnny looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete Vixskin Johnny review here.

Features:

  • Material: Medical-Grade Silicone
  • Diameter: 1.75″
  • Insertable Length: 7″
  • O-Ring Diameter: 1.5″

Pros:

  • VixSkin Jonny had the perfect realism and price balance.
  • It’s made from high-quality silicone material.
  • The non-skid base renders it anal sex-safe.
  • Harness compatibility makes it a versatile pick.
  • Cleaning and overall maintenance are easy.

Cons:

  • The balls get in the way and complicate handling.
  • You’ll need more lube.

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3. VixSkin Maverick: Great for Hands-free Play!

Vixen Creations Maverick Vixskin

Why we love VixSkin Maverick:

VixSkin Maverick is the most effective realistic suction cup dildo for anyone exploring the exciting hands-free world. The flared suction cup base frees your hands so you can focus on other body parts during self-pleasuring, ultimately leading to more thrilling sensations.

The suction cup base also lets you explore pegging with your partner if you have a 2″ diameter O-ring harness (circled below). While the size might not be beginner-friendly, intermediary and experienced folks will appreciate the versatility.

Closeup of the suction cup base

Like Johnny, VixSkin Maverick has a startingly realistic look, a tapered head, well-defined coronal ridge, and fine lines that mimic natural skin. The incredible detailing is cupped by the slight upward curve that simplifies G-spot or P-spot stimulation.

Something else I loved about Maverick was the relatively smooth shaft (you can see the shaft up close in the image below). Don’t get me wrong, bulged veins add to the visual appeal, but they do little to the stimulation. I found thrusting easier with the smoother texture.

Vixen Creations Maverick Vixskin

The combination of a curved shaft and a considerable huge size makes VixSkin Maverick a good choice for intermediaries and experienced users. It inspires a feeling of fullness, which is outstanding when coupled with precise internal stimulation. With the dual-density design adding to the realism, the experience couldn’t be more natural.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the head is softer than other realistic dildos we reviewed. I found it more troubling to stimulate my G-spot with Maverick because of the diminished friction. We also believe that Maverick is better suited for intermediaries and experienced folks. Beginners will have to start smaller.

Why VixSkin Maverick is best for hands-free play:

Maverick was crowned the most realistic suction cup dildo by our testers because the suction cup performed much better than the competition. Among the admirable features of VixSkin Maverick, these key decision-making factors stood out:

  • Design: Maverick’s flared suction cup base won the first position in this critical category (97% average score). The team described it as the strongest and most efficient as it freed the hands and allowed for hands-free riding.
  • Versatility: Besides freeing the user’s hands, the suction cup base is compatible with harnesses (2″ diameter O-ring), making it perfect for pegging couples.

If you want to see what Vixskin Maverick looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our comprehensive Maverick Vixskin review here.

Features:

  • Material: Medical-Grade Silicone
  • Circumference: 6″
  • Insertable Length: 7.5″
  • O-Ring Diameter: 2″

Pros:

  • A great option for hands-free fun.
  • Size factor-dampening smooth texture.
  • It’s an ideal choice for intermediaries and experienced folks.
  • A waterproof and anal play-safe dildo.
  • Maverick is harness-compatible.

Cons:

  • The suction cup occasionally detaches.
  • It’s reserved for experienced folks.

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4. Fleshjack Brent Corrigan: Our Favorite Soft Dildo!

Brent Corrigan dildo

Why we love Fleshjack Brent Corrigan:

Fleshjack Brent Corrigan was the softest model we tested. This is important as some people prefer a softer model because it gives a gentler experience than a firmer shaft. But please note it’s more challenging to target specific areas, like the G-spot, with a softer realistic dildo.

Softness aside, the shaft and balls feel like those of an actual man, with great firmness and realism balance. Besides adding to the sensations during oral or penetrative sex, Jessica and I found the platinum-cured silicone dildo perfect for role-playing, thanks to the soft silicone.

Brent Corrigan dildo

Brent Corrigan’s 7″ insertable length and 1.75″ width is inclusive for most users. When I first used it, the thickness got me super horny, and I was glad Jessica had a similar reaction. Notably, the squishy density meant we could comfortably use some force when thrusting without feeling sour or painful during and after use.

The straight shaft makes thrusting easy, while the tapered head is perfect for teasing the vagina opening (you can see a closeup of the penis head in the image below). Personally, it’s not the ideal dildo for intense G-spot stimulation because of the missing curvature and squishy design.

Closeup of the tip

The dildo is a replica of Brent Corrigan’s real penis. Fleshlight recreated every bump, ridge, and vein perfectly, and if you’re a fan of the celebrated adult film star, you’ll love the feel-good factor right away.

Minor issues we found during testing:

I wouldn’t recommend Brent Corrigan if you’re a beginner. The softness makes it a bit challenging to control during penetration. I would go with one of the Vixkin models in smaller sizes first.

I also don’t recommend this one if you want to stimulate your G-spot because of the softer design. It’s more of a chunky option for couples looking to tease each other and singles after a filling experience.

Why Fleshjack Brent Corrigan is our preferred soft realistic dildo:

While it can’t compete with the Vixkin and Realcock products regarding realism, it’s still an excellent product if you want a realistic pornstar molded dildo or an affordable alternative to Johnny. Let’s see what else the test reports said:

  • Price & Value: Our testers gave the Fleshjack Boys dildos a high rating in this category (94%), ranked just behind Vixskin Johnny. We debated if we should make Brent our budget pick, but we settled for Johnny since it was more realistic. However, Brent costs just $64.95, so it’s an excellent option if you can’t afford the more expensive Johnny.
  • Realism: Fleshjack Brent Corrigan’s is designed to replicate the adult film star’s cock. Every bump, ridge, and vein is recreated accurately, making for a raw and exciting experience. (89% average score).

If you want to see what the Brent Corrigan Fleshjack Dildo looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our review of the Brent Corrigan dildo here.

Features:

  • Material: Platinum Silicone
  • Length: 8.75″
  • Insertable Length: 7″

Pros:

  • A well-made Brent Corrigan dong.
  • Outstanding firm yet squishy balance.
  • The chunky shaft promotes a thrilling and filling experience.
  • It’s ideal for solo play and couples.
  • Brent Corrigan is anal sex-safe.
  • It’s compatible with attachments like the Fleshjack shower mount.

Cons:

  • It’s not the ideal choice for G-spot stimulation fans.
  • No storage case included.

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5. Big Shot: Great For Cum Squirting!

Evolved Novelties Big Shot squirting dildo

Why we love Big Shot:

The Big Shot is perfect if you want to take realism to the next level with some squirting cum. The 8″ monster has a built-in reservoir that lets you squirt realistic semen on demand. It embodies the perfect dildo for people with a cum fetish or for those who want to try bukkake from the safety of their home.

Most other ejaculating dildos we tested had a separate syringe that usually got in the way during use, but the Big Shot’s internal reservoir (circled in red below) significantly improved the experience. It also gives you more squirt control with the easy-to-use two-button interface (circled in blue below) close to the base.

Big Shot with the liquid container open

Big Shot also has a pretty strong suction base for those who want to try hands-free riding. This was a great addition, especially for such a huge dildo that might prove complicated to thrust for extended periods. I also loved that I could use Big Shot with my harness.

Besides the squirting action, the Big Shot has a realistic design with bulged veins on the shaft, a lifelike head, and a pronounced coronal ridge. It also has a pair of balls to add to an impressive cock design. While it can’t match the previous models, the realism tops all the squirting models we tested.

The Big Shot dildo with a ruler

It’s also worth mentioning that Big Shot has a robust motor with 7 vibration patterns and 3 speeds. The vibrations were good enough to get me off, especially when you go past the fourth pattern. I recommend trying the higher vibrations on a non-genital body part before insertion since they are quite strong.

Note: The Big Shot’s firm silicone design and powerful vibrations make it better suited for the most experienced users. People with a sensitive G-spot or clitoris might have to sit this out.

The device charging

Minor issues we found during testing:

My main concern was the overly stiff design. While an in-built reservoir might be great, it necessitates a stiff to avoid accidental spills during thrusting. Ultimately, the design adjustments make it not a good fit for beginners and those with a sensitive G-spot/clit.

Operating the buttons during solo masturbation was also a bit complicated. Pressing the cum button was awkward in most sex positions, and I often messed up the rhythm. This can be improved in the next version.

Finally, the reservoir leaks when it’s idle, and I had to empty it every time after I was done – extra work I could do without.

Why Big Shot is the most realistic squirting dildo:

  • Realism: Big Shot takes realism further than just the look with the squirting mechanism. it holds a generous amount of artificial semen and shoots it on demand, making it perfect for cum-hungry sex toy users.
  • Stimulations: Big Shot has a motor with 7 patterns and 3 vibration speeds, which is good enough for those who crave vibrations during their dildo sessions.
  • Versatility: Big Shot was among the most versatile dildos we tested. Besides offering a dynamic option for external and internal stimulation, it came with a suction cup base for hands-free pleasure.

If you want to see what Big Shot looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our Big Shot dildo review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone, ABS Plastic
  • Diameter: 1.625″
  • Insertable Length: 6″

Pros:

  • The best option for people with a cum fetish.
  • Well-built semen reservoir.
  • Realistic detailing adds to the visual appeal.
  • The most powerful vibrations.
  • Up to 10 vibration combinations.
  • Easy-to-use control interface.

Cons:

  • The was no manual for cleaning the reservoir.
  • It’s incredibly stiff.

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6. Velvet Mini Teddy: Great For Thrusting!

Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy

Why we love Velvet Mini Teddy:

Are you a hands-free thrusting fan? Then Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy should be in your cart ASAP! The self-propelling dildo thrusts back and forth intrinsically, freeing your hands so you can focus on other areas while pleasuring yourself for a more rewarding experience.

Velvet Mini Teddy was the most portable and easiest to handle among the thrusting models we reviewed. It felt comfortable on my palm, and twisting it around was straightforward. Mini  Teddy also has a decent suction cup base that attaches (most of the time at least) on flat surfaces for a hands-free experience. Finally, it has a 2-button control interface (seen in the image below) and multiple thrusting speeds to explore. There’s something for everyone!

The suction cup base was reasonably sturdy, especially in horizontal positions. I also found out that sprinkling a few drops of water to the surface before attaching Mini Teddy made the suction force more reliable. You can see Mini Teddy attached to my kitchen window in the image below.

Something else I noted was the vibrations’ vigorous nature. There’s no flirting or warming up with Mini Teddy, and you might have to use less powerful vibrations if you want to prep yourself before the unforgiving rumbles from the thrusting realistic dildo.

Mini Teddy attached to my kitchen window

I think the torque-oriented rumbles might not be for you if you have a sensitive clitoris. However, they’re perfect for everyone else. Especially with the hands-free riding mode, you can enjoy vaginal stimulation and use another sex toy to complement the experience with clit stimulation.

Lastly, the 5″ insertable length and 1.5″ diameter is the perfect size for most people. The testers also complimented the 2.5″ thrusting length, which is mid-range for these types of products. (In the image below, I measure the maximum thrust extension with a ruler.)

Me measuring Mini Teddy using a ruler

Minor issues we found during testing:

The thrusts might be too intense for people with sensitive bits. Even if you don’t, you might have to prep yourself with a ‘gentler’ sex toy before bringing Mini Teddy on board.

Velvet Mini Teddy is also not great if you have roommates. It sounds like a sewing machine, and you’ll have to mask the annoying whirring noise if you want your sessions discreet.

Why Velvet Mini Teddy is the most realistic thrusting dildo:

  • Ease of Use: Velvet Mini Teddy got an average score of 93%, which made it one of the easiest to use. Besides the 2-button interface, the reviewers lauded the suction cup base, making it straightforward to use hands-free.
  • Stimulations: Everyone agreed that Mini Teddy is the ideal realistic dildo for people after a very intense experience. It has multiple thrusting speeds, which the reviewers described as vigorous. You won’t go silently into the night with this bad boy!

If you want to see what Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Diameter: 1.5″
  • Insertable Length: 5″

Pros:

  • The easiest realistic dildo to use.
  • The powerful motor churns out 128 thrusts in a minute.
  • Six thrusting speeds offer enough room for exploration.
  • It has a strong suction cup base.
  • An extra-large model (Thruster Prime) is available.
  • Exemplary battery life – more than 2 hours.

Cons:

  • It sounds like a sewing machine.
  • The thrusts can be too intense for people with sensitive bits.

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7. VixSkin Mustang: Best For BBC Fans!

Vixen Creations Vixskin Mustang

Why we love VixSkin Mustang:

If you love a chocolatey dildo, the VixSkin Mustang is the most realistic of the bunch. But wait there’s more! Unlike most other models in this article, it’s smaller and ideal for beginners and intermediaries; hence we crowned it as the most beginner-friendly realistic dildo. It also has a black consistency that’s perfect for people with a fetish for black cocks, AKA BBC. (Please note that the images in this review are of the Flesh Tan model. But the black version is identical except for the color.)

I don’t have a preference for the color of my dildo, but you’d be surprised how many people will not use anything but a black dildo. I have a colleague who was over the moon testing the Mustang – “I like my dicks like my coffee,” she said. “The darker the better”.

Closeup of the penis head

The realistic detailing was a thing of beauty on this bad boy. Everything from the lifelike head (image above) to the veiny shaft and prominent coronal ridge stood out from the other black models we tested. Even though the missing balls would’ve been the icing on the cake, the VixSkin Mustang was rated as very realistic.

Something else that stood out during the review was the dual-density design. I loved the firm inner core and the soft outer cover because the brand made the cock feel like a human penis. The shaft was strong yet bendable enough for comfortable thrusting. And with the upward curve and tapered head, targeting the G-spot was straightforward.

Vixen Creations Vixskin Mustang attached to a bathtub

The suction cup worked reasonably well for me, but a more flexible base would make it more sturdier. Unfortunately, the firm base meant Mustang came unattached to the surface several times. You can see me testing the Mustang in my bathtub in the image above.

I also liked how easy it was to use it with a harness. It stays intact and doesn’t wiggle as long as the Strap-On has a 1.5″ diameter O-ring. With the flared base (circled below), you can go all out because it’s anal sex-safe.

Closeup of the bottom of the base

Minor issues we found during testing:

The human-skin-like consistency means the dick gets a bit sticky during thrusting, and you’ll end up using more lube than you would use with a regular dildo. But that’s something that you get with most dual-density sex toys.

In addition, the suction cup base was not the sturdiest. Designing the base with a more flexible material density would make it slightly easier to stick on wet surfaces like shower walls or floors.

Why VixSkin Mustang is the most realistic black dildo:

  • Design: The chocolatey color was scored the highest by the testers. In addition, the realistic detailing with a veiny shaft and lifelike head also made it a hot cake among users who prefer anatomically correct sex toys.
  • Size: Unlike most of our test samples, VixSkin Mustang’s 6.5″ usable length and 5″ circumference make it beginner-friendly.
  • Versatility: The Mustang was among the most versatile models we reviewed. Besides the suction cup base that lets you ride it hands-free, you can attach a strap-on and use it with a harness.

If you want to see what Vixskin Mustang looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read my complete Mustang Vixskin review here.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Insertable Length: 7″
  • Girth (near middle): 4.5″

Pros:

  • Perfect for G-spot stimulation.
  • Dual-density design.
  • The realistic detailing looks immaculate.
  • It’s an ideal size for most people, including beginners.
  • Mustang is harness-compatible.

Cons:

  • It’s somewhat pricey – $139.99.
  • No storage pouch is included.

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8. Lovense Sex Machine: Sex Machine for Realistic Dildos

Lovense sex machine

Why we love Lovense Sex Machine:

Do you have a dildo collection and want to take your hands-free game to the next level? Then you should check out the Lovense sex machine!

The Lovense sex machine comes with two adapters which you use to switch between realistic dildos and other attachments. We thought the Vac-U-Lock compatibility was a standout feature that made the sex machine a darling to many people here at My Sex Toy Guide. After all, who doesn’t want a versatile fuck buddy?

The two Vac U Lock dildos

The package came with two silicone dildos (image above), differently sized, so you can choose which one to use depending on your depth hunger.

A significant highlight was the Lovense Remote app which comes loaded with features like unlimited customization and music sync. Setting up the application was bliss, and it came in handy when either Jessica or I was away from home because it made long-distance control much more effortless.

The remote control

The sex machine also has a classic dial controller (you can see it in the image above). It’s a great addition when you don’t feel like using the mobile app and want to do it more old-school. You’re missing out on some of the versatility but the control dials are easier to use, IMHO.

Another feature that set the Lovense sex machine apart from the other models was the dual-thrusting mechanism. The self-propelling rods on either end thrust independently, a rather weird but exciting sight. In the image below, we demonstrate how the dual-thrusting feature works.

Lovense sex machine

Minor issues we noted found during testing:

Unfortunately, assembly takes a while. In addition, you have to unscrew the steel rods every time you want to adjust the stroke length, significantly affecting the momentum.

The machine is a bit unstable and loud at the highest settings. It thuds the ground erratically like an old washing machine.

Finally, the included dildos felt poor in quality and had a plastic smell, albeit the company claimed they were silicone. We suggest purchasing other Vac-U-Lock dildos to use with the machine.

Why Lovense Sex Machine is the top mount for realistic dildos:

  • Ease of Use: Among the sex machines we reviewed, the Lovense model was the easiest to use (score: 96%). Besides the classic dial control, the Lovense Remote app ranked the highest among other sex toy mobile applications, making it our favorite for long-distance sex.
  • Design: The sex machine’s solid stainless-steel rods make the Lovense fuck buddy a reliable and durable pick.
  • Versatility: Other than the included two silicone dildos and adapters, the Lovense sex machine has a Vac-U-Lock mechanism, making it easy to use with different compatible dildos in your collection.

If you want to see what the Lovense Sex Machine looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our Lovense sex machine review here.

Features:

  • Material: Stainless Steel, Silicone
  • Stroke Length: Up to 4.5″

Pros:

  • It’s compatible with the Lovense Remote app (the best app in our opinion).
  • The classic dial controller is ideal for close-range control.
  • Impressive Vac-U-Lock compatibility.
  • The package includes 2 x silicone dildos.
  • A reliable and well-made sex machine.

Cons:

  • It’s more expensive than competing brands like Hismith.
  • It’s unstable and loud at the highest settings.

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9. Mr. Hankey Big Daddy: For Size Queens!

Mr Hankey Big Daddy

Why we love Mr. Hankey Big Daddy:

Big Daddy’s massive size stood out among the realistic dildos we reviewed. The large, anatomical-correct dildo’s substantial girth makes it perfect for customers seeking intense vaginal or anal stretching.

The review team described it as the perfect option for people ready to conquer their limits. “It delivers an awe-inspiring experience filled with delightful sensations,” one tester wrote in the report. “I don’t think anyone will leave wanting more – it’s incredibly satisfying and the perfect match for our more experienced readers,” they continued.

Mr Hankey's Toys Big Daddy

Something that stood out during the review was customization options that let you pick the perfect fit. The team loved that they could choose the size and firmness degree when buying from Mr. Hankey’s website. I went with the medium size and firmness, and even though there were two more classes above, it still packs a punch with a whopping 8.75″ circumference and 11.5″ insertable length.

Note: Medium firmness has a realistic density that feels like an erect penis, unlike the 75% option, that’s more squishy than firm. Medium firmness is better unless you have an ultra-sensitive G-spot or P-spot.

Mr Hankey's Big Daddy

I also loved how intricate the skin texture and veins felt. The lifelike penis design and massive size make Mr. Hankey Big Daddy perfect for vaginal stretching. With the well-defined coronal ridge (seen in the image above), it offers a formidable challenge for the user. More importantly, the tapered head and ultra-smooth silicone couldn’t be more resourceful – it significantly enhances the user experience for fans of a massive dildo.

Compared to other big realistic dildos, Big Daddy realism stood out. It has a more defined corona than Vixskin Johnny, making it ideal for those seeking the most realistic yet intense sensations. The team also put in on the scale with the King Cock Suction Cup Dildo and found it better because of the better realism and size metrics.

Mr Hankey Big Daddy inside the packaging

As you’d expect, the Big Daddy commands your attention. The waves of fullness and intensity inject a blend of sensations through my body, leaving me satisfied and full. The unforgettable sensation from the girthy and intricately textured dildo sent me over the edge with every thrust.

Surprisingly, handling Big Daddy was easier than I thought. The wide, rounded base (image below) makes it easy to grip and anal sex safe. And for folks that prefer hands-free pleasure, adding a Vac-U-Lock hole lets you use the versatile toy with a strap-on or suction cup.

Closeup of the flared base

Minor issues we found during testing:

Big Daddy’s substantial size and weight means you’ll use more lube than smaller dildos. In addition, maneuvering and thrusting it with your hands can be tiresome for people used to smaller toys.

In addition, you can’t add a Vac-U-Lock hole to the XXXL size, meaning you must deal with sore arms almost every time you use Big Daddy.

Lastly, Big Daddy is not ideal for newbies. The smallest size has a 7.5″ circumference and 10″ insertable length, rendering it comparatively huge for a beginner dildo user.

Why Mr. Hankey Big Daddy is the best large realistic dildo:

  • Size: Mr. Hankey Big Daddy was the highest-rated big realistic dildo with an impressive 97% average score, the highest on this list. The XXXL model has a whopping 14.5″ usable length and 11″ circumference; even the most experienced users will need some warm-up. The defined corona and intricate texture with realistic veins add to the intensity, guaranteeing satisfying sensations with every thrust.
  • Versatility: Big Daddy is the ultimate crowd-pleaser for those who want variety. Its waterproof design and multiple size options open the door for everyone, regardless of experience and sexual orientation. You can also add a Vac-U-Lock hole on three (of the four) sizes to use Big Daddy with a strap-on or suction cup.
  • Stimulations: Big Daddy is not for those with a weak appetite. It has a unique feeling of fullness, with intense waves that inject a blend of sensations through the body, leaving you more than satisfied.

If you want to see what Mr. Hankey Big Daddy looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our Big Daddy dildo review here. You can also read more about large dildos in this guide.

Features:

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference: 7.5″ – 11″ (near middle)
  • Length: 11″ – 15.5″
  • Insertable Length: 10″ – 14.5″

Pros:

  • A colossal realistic dildo.
  • Intricate texture and veins.
  • The tapered design enhances a gentle stretching experience.
  • It’s ideal for our more experienced readers.
  • Completely waterproof.
  • The versatile design lets you use Big Daddy with a strap-on or suction cup.

Cons:

  • It’s expensive. The XXXL model costs +$200 with customization.
  • The large size pushes out beginners.

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10. L’ACIER Capo: Great For Metal Fans!

L’ACIER Capo vibrating metal dildo

Why we love L’ACIER Capo:

Next, we have something for the heavy-metal fans: L’ACIER Capo. Confession: I’m usually skeptical of metal dildos, but L’ACIER Capo was reassuring as soon as I unboxed it (you can see all the items in the box below). Its shiny stainless-steel look and cutting-edge build quality made it stand out from the other steel dildos.

Capo’s stylish, modern design was eerily cozy for a metal sex toy. The stainless steel is smooth and easy to slide through the vagina; it takes little effort to do so.

L’ACIER Capo inside the box

The realistic penis shape added exciting bits of realism, making Capo ideal for people who fancy a phallic-shaped dong. Our test team agreed with me and rated the realism higher than all the other metal products we tested.

The rest of the design didn’t disappoint either. Most striking, the tapered head has a gentle incline that gradually widens around the coronal ridge, providing an outstanding balance between ease of use and realism. I’m used to realistic silicone sex toys, but the metal dong felt more special.

L’ACIER Capo with the attached handle

We also appreciated that the designer added a handle for easier management. The plastic handle has ridges, making it more flexible to use. The lines run from side to side, adding much-needed grip. Great design overall!

Unfortunately, the serrated texture complicates cleaning. In addition, the handle runs parallel to Capo, and people with larger bellies will find it challenging to manipulate Capo for optimum satisfaction.

The content of the box

Let’s talk about the weighted stainless-steel material next. Unlike regular dildos, the weighty feeling translates into intense sensations. And even with the muffled vibrations, Capo was impactful with minimal effort. Something else that stood out was the impressive temperature responsiveness. Whether you want to enjoy chilled or warm sensations, it adapts to ambient temperature quickly.

Pro Tip: Submerge Capo in cool or warm water 5 – 10 minutes before play to alter the temperature to match your sexual desires. Remember to chuck off the bullet vibrator before tossing the toy in water, making the sensations more impactful. In addition, the stainless steel is temperature-responsive so that you can warm or cool it on water beforehand for a unique blend of stimulations.

The bullet vibrator

During our build quality test, we discovered that Capo has an impressively sturdy frame. We even tried the vigorous shake test, and nothing felt loose inside. The single-body build has no moving compartments, thus reducing the potential for a breakdown. The included motor comes out quickly, so you don’t have to worry about a situation where L’ACIER Capo is functional, but the vibe is dead inside.

The bullet vibrator (image above) is powerful for its small size. Although the heavy stainless-steel shell dulls the rumbles a bit when immersed inside, you can still feel the rumbles at the higher settings. If you want more power, consider getting a more powerful vibrating bullet. As long as it fits the channel, you should be okay.

The device charging

Note: The vibrator’s noise level numbers were surprising for most of us. The decibels ranged between 47 and 53, an impressive number for the power output.

The single-button interface on the bullet was easy to use. Unfortunately, missing a pattern meant pressing the button repeatedly, which can be annoying.

Featured image

Minor issues we found during testing:

The most significant concern was the handle. Even though I found it easy to use, it runs parallel to L’ACIER Capo, making it hard for people with bigger bellies to regulate it. In addition, the serrated texture complicates cleaning.

In addition, the stainless-steel frame can be unforgiving for people with an ultra-sensitive vagina or clitoris. If you’re a first-time dildo user, go for squishier models made from silicone or TPE.

Why L’ACIER Capo is the most realistic metal dildo:

We tested several metal products and Capo received the highest rating of them all. We especially appreciated features like a waterproof build and a powerful vibrating bullet which complement the realistic design well. In addition, the temperature-responsive sex toy has an easy-to-use handle.

  • Design & Realism: L’ACIER Capo’s realistic design was a beautiful sight. The well-thought-out design enhances the user experience, ensuring you enjoy the most intense internal stimulation with minimal effort. In addition, the convenient handle running alongside was an excellent addition that received a lot of praise from our testers.
  • Build Quality: Like other dildos, we focused on the choice of materials and quality of artistry. L’ACIER Capo is made from high-density stainless steel. The glossy material is one of the most durable, and the shine will outlast you with proper care. The designer paid attention to the last detail, with smoothly-edged curves and angles from the rounded head to the majestic shaft.
  • Versatility. The dynamic design makes Capo one of the most versatile metal dildos we’ve ever used. Besides the temperature responsiveness, it’s waterproof, giftable, and has a convenient serrated handle. What not to love!

If you want to see what L’ACIER Capo looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete review of L’ACIER Capo here.

Features:

  • Material: Stainless steel
  • Insertable Length: 5.5″
  • Diameter: 1.2″ (max)

Pros:

  • It’s made from high-quality stainless-steel material.
  • Modern and posh design.
  • Capo is temperature-responsive.
  • You can use it with any dildo.
  • It’s easy to clean.

Cons:

  • People with bigger bellies won’t be able to use the handle.
  • The rugged stainless-steel material can be unforgiving for first-time sex toy users.

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Other Good Alternatives

Uncut #1 Dual-Density is a good choice if you want an uncut realistic dildo. It has a dual-density design, with a soft layer on the outside and a firm core. Everything from the wrinkles to the detailed skin and fine lines looks and feels remarkably real. The icing on the cake is the soft foreskin covering the tapered head, making Uncut #1 dual-density dildo an exciting choice.

Carter Pack and Play is the most realistic pack-and-play dildo we found. Besides the dual-density design, the versatile model has a bendable shaft, so you can wear it for packing during the day (or night) and whip it out when the moment is right. It held onto the harness remarkably well, even when I changed sex positions. You can read more about FTM packers in this guide.

G5 Big Boss was the best vibrating model in this article. The powerful motor delivered 4 vibration patterns and 5 intensity levels, making up a nice range of combinations to explore. My colleagues loved the curved design as it made it easy to target the G-spot and the smooth texture-tapered head combo because it simplified penetration. You can read more vibrating dildo reviews here.

 


What is a Realistic Dildo?

A realistic dildo is a phallic-like sex toy designed to look and feel as similar to an actual penis as possible [1]. It usually has a dual-density design with a soft outside and firm inner core to achieve this feat. This two-layer design imitates the smooth, squishy human-like feel and the solid and sturdy feel of a fully erect cock. Some premium models are also hand-painted to bring out the realistic veins and natural penis look, including wrinkled testicles – the real deal.

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But Why Should I Buy One?

There are numerous reasons to own a realistic dildo. Whether you’re single but craving realistic penetrative sex or in a relationship but looking to spice your sex life – a realistic model will do the trick.

The underside of the dildo

The best part? Both vagina owners and penis owners can use them. In addition, lesbian couples can use realistic dildos to perform penetrative sex, while heterosexual partners can use them with a harness during pegging. It’s also an excellent tool for blowjob practice.

 


How To Use A Realistic Dildo?

Using a realistic dildo doesn’t have to be complicated. First, use a generous amount of water-based lube, especially with the dual-density models, because they tend to stick to the skin, and the friction might cause chaffing – the last thing you want near your clit or vagina [2].

A man holding a lube bottle

Ensure you’re aroused and warmed up before inserting the dildo, especially if it’s a huge or rumbly model. Watching porn or thinking about your favorite sexual fantasy may help your juices flowing. Lastly, start slowly and increase the intensity as you feel more comfortable using it.

I recommend reading our comprehensive guide on how to use a realistic dildo. It has everything you need to know about using dildos, including lifelike models.A woman licking on a dildo

 


How To Clean A Realistic Dildo?

I recommend using the manufacturer-recommended cleaning routine, especially if you’re unsure about the material. So start by reading the user manual that came with the product.

But in general, a sex toy cleaner and warm water should do it for silicone dildos. Mild soap will also do the trick. Just ensure you rinse and dry it thoroughly before storage. If the product comes with a cloth bag, use it for storage.

Cleaning Sex Toys In The Sink

Remember to store your realistic dildos in a dark, cool place away from direct sunlight.

Read this article for more information on cleaning and storing your sex toy properly – depending on the material.

 


Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

What Lube to Use with A Realistic Dildo?

Always use water-based lubricant with your silicone dildos [2]. Besides preserving the surface material, the lube is much easier to clean after than the oil-based and silicone-based models.

How To Store a Realistic Dildo?

Once you clean your realistic dildo, ensure it’s dried before stashing it in your sex toy box. You can also line up an old cotton shirt in a drawer and use it if you don’t have a storage box. Ensure the drawer is clean, draught-free, and separate them based on the different materials.

How To Make a Realistic Dildo?

Making a realistic dildo can be daunting, considering the authenticity skills you’ll need. Luckily, the Clone a Willy kit makes it easy to replicate your partner’s with a few steps. Click the link to read out review!

 


Primary Sources

1. A Brief And Twisted History Of Dildos And Vibrators. (2016, May 23).

2. Gabrielle Kassel. New To Dildos? Here’s How To Get The Best Bang For Your Buck. (N.D.).

Rachel

PS, check out this article for an overview of all the best dildo products.

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