When I got my hands on the new Big Daddy dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, my goal was to find the answer to the age-old question: Does size really matter? Please read my Mr. Hankey Big Daddy review to see if I said “Please help me stretch, Daddy” at the end of my testing!
The Big Daddy by Mr. Hankey is a large, realistic dildo with substantial girth, customizable firmness, and color options for those who love bigger toys. The size of this toy is nothing short of awe-inspiring, delivering an experience that will leave you feeling delightfully challenged and incredibly satisfied. So, if you’re up for an epic adventure and ready to conquer the ultimate pleasure challenge, Big Daddy is your ticket to ride!
Who should try it? Big Daddy is a great introduction for stretching newbies because of its customizable size and firmness options. It’s also a good option for those looking to upgrade their current realistic dildo, as it offers a superior level of realism and attention to detail. For example, compared to the Vixskin Johnny, the Big Daddy has a more defined coronal ridge, larger shaft, and more pronounced veins, making it a better option for a more intense and lifelike experience. And if you find yourself stuck between two similar options, such as the King Cock Suction Cup Dildo the Big Daddy is a solid choice due to its combination of realistic texture and mouth-watering size.
Who is this not for? If you’re new to sex toys or prefer a more petite size, Mr. Big Daddy might not be the best fit. It’s a huge dildo that requires experience with stretching. With its heavy weight and firmness, if you’re not a fan of regular workouts, the weight might make you feel like you’re lifting weights instead of having fun. Platinum silicone might be a high-quality, safe material, but it also means it’s priced higher than other dildos. Plus, some users might be disappointed with only one color option.
How does it stack up to the competition? While the RealCock 2 Dirk offers lifelike texture and feels at a higher price point, the Big Daddy provides similar realism at a more affordable cost with customizable size and firmness options. The Vixskin Johnny has a more significant curve for targeted stimulation, but the Big Daddy’s versatility with different preferences and intense size sets it apart. Finally, the King Cock Suction Cup Dildo is a budget-friendly choice but falls short in size, realism, and customization.
You Can Buy It on the official Mr. Hankey website for $129.95.
Table Of Contents
What is Mr. Hankey Big Daddy?
The Big Daddy is a massive, lifelike dildo with a realistic look and feel. With intricate skin texture, vein patterns, and a tapered head, it’s crafted with attention to detail, providing a gradual satisfying stretch as you indulge in its textured shaft. You can see a closeup of Big Daddy in the image below (note the realistic detailing!)
Further, it’s available in four sizes and caters to almost every dildo lover, with dimensions carefully adjusted to accommodate individual preferences. Made of platinum silicone, this toy is durable and provides a safe and comfortable experience.
First Impressions and Features
Unboxing
Unboxing the Big Daddy is an experience in itself. As you peel away the layers of packaging, anticipation builds for what’s to come. Once I pulled out the shiny, smooth silicone dildo, I felt blown away by its size and attention to detail. My fingers couldn’t help but explore its intricate details, and the realism excited me to try it out.
Features
- Realistic design with intricate skin texture and vein patterns
- Tapered head for easy insertion
- Textured shaft for added sensation
- Gradual widening at the base for a satisfying stretch
- Made of durable and safe platinum silicone material
- Hand-mixed natural tan color with variations in tone
Specifications
- Circumference near head (rim): 7.50″ (19.05cm)
- Circumference near middle: 8.75″ (22.23cm)
- Circumference near base: 10.00″ (25.40cm)
- Overall length: 12.50″ (31.75cm)
- Insertable length: 11.50″ (29.21cm)
- Texture: Smooth/Veins/Light Texture
- Strapon Ring Size: 3.00″ (7.62cm)
How to Use Mr. Hankey Big Daddy?
- Prepare the toy: Before use, wash Mr. Big Daddy with warm water and mild soap, and then rinse thoroughly. Dry the toy with a clean towel or let it air dry.
- Lube up: Apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant to the toy and your intimate areas to ensure a comfortable and pleasurable experience.
- Position the toy: Hold the toy’s base and guide the tapered head into your desired orifice (vagina or anus).
- Slow and steady: Once you’ve positioned the toy, slowly insert it while applying gentle pressure. Take your time and listen to your body – pause and readjust if you experience any discomfort.
- Enjoy the sensations: Once you’ve fully inserted the toy, enjoy the sensations of the textured shaft and the gradual stretch at the base. Move the toy in and out, or experiment with different positions to find what feels best.
You can read more on how to use a dildo in this guide.
My Personal Experience
As I eagerly awaited the arrival of my new toy, I couldn’t help but feel a little intimidated by its reputation as the ultimate pleasure companion. But as soon as I unboxed it, I knew my fears were unfounded. The intricate skin texture, the veiny shaft, and the tapered head all made me feel like I was holding a natural penis in my hands!
And, when I finally got to use it, I realized that the hype was all justified – the satisfying stretch, the comfortable grip, and the intense pleasure, every detail designed to deliver maximum enjoyment.
Packaging
When you first receive the Big Daddy in the mail, you can feel the anticipation building as you rip open the plain brown box to reveal the packaging inside. Upon opening the box, you’ll find the dildo securely nestled in a plastic clamshell.
Holding the toy in my hands, I was immediately struck by its size and heft. You can feel the weight and firmness of the silicone, with a texture almost indistinguishable from the real thing, promising a satisfying experience.
Build Quality
This dildo is not only massive in size but also in durability, built to withstand all your wildest adventures without losing shape or texture. With realistic textures that add a whole new level of sensation to your playtime, this nicely crafted toy makes for an incredibly lifelike experience.
Design
The customizable size options allowed me to choose the perfect fit, and the medium firmness felt right in my hands. The natural tan color (image below) was a bonus to its realistic appearance. But don’t be fooled. It still packs a punch with a whopping 11.50″ of insertable length! I found it the perfect combination of manageable girth and impressive size, making it a toy that delivers the goods.
I got medium firmness, which strikes a balance between being flexible enough for comfortable insertion, and firm enough for satisfying stimulation. It’s just the right amount of give, allowing for a pleasurable experience without sacrificing stability.
We talk more about choosing the best dildo size in this article if you’re interested in knowing more.
Materials
Made from platinum silicone, the Big Daddy is body-safe and easy to clean. Mr. Hankey doesn’t skimp on quality, and it shows. With colors like Natural Tan, Deep Brown, and Black, there’s something for every palette.
I went with the Natural Tan; the realistic detailing is impressive. The pronounced head and textured veins provide an incredible lifelike sensation that’s hard to resist!
Ease of Use
Despite its massive size, this dildo is designed for smooth and seamless insertion, thanks to its tapered tip and ultra-smooth silicone texture. The base of this bad boy is also round and wide (closeup in the image below), making it easy to grip and safe for backdoor action.
Just add plenty of lube for a slippery ride, and with a confident grip, you can slide the Big Daddy in and experience the sensations like never before.
Stimulations
Hold on to your hat (and bedpost!) because the Big Daddy is not for the weak appetite. This colossal dildo is for those who want to push their boundaries and explore new levels of pleasure. The unparalleled sensation of fullness and intensity sent waves of pleasure through my body, leaving me breathless and in awe. The realistic textures and its substantial girth created an unforgettable sensation that had me screaming for more with every thrust!
Versatility
The Big Daddy by Mr. Hankey is the ultimate crowd-pleaser with a hole-istic approach to pleasure! It is a dildo for everyone who enjoys a bone, regardless of gender or orientation. And with its waterproof design, you can add excitement to your aquatic escapades.
Plus, with the option to choose between a Vac-U-Lock hole or a suction base, it’s a versatile toy you can use as a strapon or for hands-free fun. Although, fair warning – you’ll need a sturdy harness to keep this beast in place, given its size and weight.
Mr. Hankey even thoughtfully included a link to their website on the base, making it easy to accessorize with larger metal rings or custom-made harnesses.
Minor issues I found during testing
Due to Bid Daddy’s substantial size and weight, please note is it requires extra effort and lube for comfortable insertion. When maneuvering and thrusting, it can be tiring on the arms and wrists, making prolonged play sessions more challenging than smaller toys. However, with some practice and experimentation, I found a comfortable rhythm and angle that worked for me. Listening to your body and taking breaks are essential to avoid strain or discomfort during use.
If you want to see what Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Review Summary
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Ah, the Big Daddy by Mr. Hankey. What a behemoth of a dildo! I opted for the medium firmness and natural tan color, and boy, was I in for a treat.
The size of this toy is nothing short of awe-inspiring, delivering an experience that will leave you feeling delightfully challenged and incredibly satisfied. The realistic textures and substantial girth let your imagination run wild. It’s a big toy for big sensations. So, if you’re up for an epic adventure and ready to conquer the ultimate pleasure challenge, the Big Daddy is your ticket to ride!
Pros
- Realistic texture and vein patterns
- Gradual widening for comfortable stretch
- Available in multiple sizes and textures
- Made from non-toxic and hypoallergenic platinum silicone
- Compatible with most strapon harnesses
- Affordable price for high-quality material and design
- Versatile for vaginal or anal play and exploring fantasies.
Cons
- Large size not suitable for everyone
- Heavy weight can make it difficult to handle
- Not ideal for beginners or those with limited experience
- Expensive material
- Limited color options
- Requires much care and maintenance.
How to Clean Mr. Hankey Big Daddy?
- Start by washing your Big Daddy using your hands to gently scrub the surface with warm water and milk soap, making sure to get into all the nooks and crannies.
- Rinse the dildo thoroughly to remove all the soap residue.
- Make sure to dry it thoroughly using a clean towel or by letting it air dry.
- Consider wrapping the dildo in a soft cloth or pouch to protect it from contaminants.
To help you out, we have created this guide on how to clean your dildos!
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
You can find it on the official Mr. Hankey website and other online adult retailers. It’s essential to ensure you’re buying from a reputable source to receive a genuine product. You can find more information about safe places to buy a dildo in this article.
Mr. Hankey Big Daddy Alternatives
In this chapter, you can see a comparison table and shorter reviews of alternative products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.
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| Name | Big Daddy | Dirk | Johnny | King Cock Ultra |
| Average Rating | 94% | 93% | 92% | 88% |
| Design | 95% | 93% | 90% | 84% |
| Build Quality | 95% | 89% | 93% | 90% |
| Size | 96% | 90% | 90% | 85% |
| Material | 94% | 93% | 91% | 83% |
| Stimulation | 96% | 94% | 90% | 89% |
| Special Feature | 95% | 95% | 89% | 86% |
| Ease of Use | 94% | 92% | 92% | 88% |
| Realism | 92% | 89% | 90% | 85% |
| Price & Value | 94% | 90% | 93% | 95% |
| Price Tag | $159.99 | $499 | $159 | $49.99 |
| Material | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | PVC |
| Circumference | 4.5 inches | 6 inches | 5.49 inches | 7 inches |
| Insertable Length | 3.5 inches | 8.5 inches | 7 inches | 9 inches |
Realcock 2 Dirk
The Dirk RealCock is a handcrafted dildo that commands a higher price point of $499.00 and takes longer to arrive, typically 4-6 weeks. This wait time is due to the attention to detail and the lifelike texture and feel of the silicone, designed to mimic the look and feel of a natural penis. It has a slightly more defined coronal ridge, which some users may prefer. On the other hand, the Big Daddy from Hankey’s Toys offers a similar level of realism at a more affordable price and with customizable size and firmness options.
If you’re willing to invest in the highest quality and most realistic dildo, the RealCock is worth the wait and expense. However, Hankey’s Big Daddy is an excellent choice if you’re looking for a more affordable yet realistic option.
You can read our full review of RealCock 2 here.
Vixskin Johnny
The Vixskin Johnny boasts a slightly larger upward curve than the Big Daddy, making it an excellent choice for those seeking a more targeted G-spot or prostate stimulation. The moderate size makes it easy to use and comfortable to insert. Plus, it has a suction cup base for hands-free play and comes with testicles attached for those who enjoy some ball-slapping realism. Although, this can make it a bit tricky to grip during use, especially if you have smaller hands. In contrast, Hankey’s Big Daddy is one of the largest and thickest dildos available, and its customizability makes it more versatile for users with different preferences.
So, If you’re looking for a lifelike experience with a comfortable fit and beginner-friendly size, the Vixskin is the better choice. But, if you’re seeking an intense and filling experience, I’d give Big Daddy a ride.
You can read our complete Vixskin Johnny review here.
King Cock Suction Cup Dildo
The King Cock Suction Cup Dildo is a realistic option for those looking for a more affordable alternative to Mr. Hankey Big Daddy. While it may not have the same level of detail as the Big Daddy, it still offers a lifelike design with a curved shaft and pronounced head. It’s made from body-safe PVC and features a suction cup base for hands-free play. However, compared to Big Daddy, it falls short in size and customization options. But if you’re a bit new to using this kind of dildo, you can check out our guide on how to use a suction cup dildo for more details.
The Big Daddy also boasts a more detailed texture adding to its realism. While the King Cock is a good option for those on a budget, the Big Daddy is a better investment for those who value quality and size above all else.
You can read my complete King Cock Suction Cup Dildo review here.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
How to store the Mr. Hankey Big Daddy
Keep your Big Daddy in a safe and discreet location, away from extreme temperatures and direct sunlight, to prevent discoloration or contamination. You can read more about dildo storage here.
How much does it cost?
Advertised at $129.95, the Big Daddy may come with a hefty price tag, but its platinum silicone material is worth every penny for those willing to invest in their pleasure.
What lube to use with this toy?
Get ready to break out the lube for this one – with the Big Daddy, you’ll need to buy in bulk! I always recommend using high-quality water-based lube to enhance the durability of your toy and reduce any potential discomfort.
What warranties are available?
There are no returns on orders unless the item is defective. So, it’s crucial to pay close attention to the product dimensions and not let your excitement get the best of you.
Did Mr. Hankey Big Daddy ship discretely?
My Mr. Hankey dildo arrived in a neat brown box that would have been mistaken for a bottle of wine if anyone had guessed.
Thanks for reading my Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy review!
Sandra
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