Over the years, I’ve tested hundreds of sex toys – dildos, clit massagers, some for suction, and some for vibration. However, I’ve also been working my way up in the size category and wanted a challenge I could have fun with before using it with my partner.
That’s when I came across King Cock. It checked all the boxes for me, size, texture, and rigidity, so I immediately chucked in my card details to have this bad boy heading my way. But how good is it? Read my review to find out!
The King Cock Ultra Realistic dildo is a plastic-wrapped gift of pleasure that I’m happy to own, and it’s definitely worth the price tag. Riding is intense, and I got some of the most explosive orgasms I have ever had.
Who Should Try It? King Cock is ideal if you want a huge dildo that you can use alone or with a partner. It’s also great if you are a size queen both vaginally and anally, as the girth can be intimidating otherwise.
Who Can Skip It? If 9″ sounds like a lot, the sheer girth of the King Cock with its 7″ circumference may be out of your comfort zone. For those, I recommend buying a smaller dildo like Lovehoney Curved or one of the Vixskin dildos instead.
You Can Buy It on Lovehoney for $44.99. Use code MSTG15 for 15% off!
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What is King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy?
The King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy is a suction dildo which means you can stick it onto any sturdy, smooth surface and ride it, back up onto it, sit on it, or whatever else your dirty mind can conjure. It’s long but also has some serious girth – making it a good challenge for all my size queens out there.
Materials and Specs
- Circumference: 7″
- Insertable Length: 8.5″
- Total Length: 9″
- Material: PVC
- Allergens: Phthalate-Free
- Waterproof: Submersible
Unboxing and First Impressions
Even with its intimidatingly long name, The King Cock Ultra Realistic Dildo had me waiting by the door once Lovehoney had shipped my toy. I won’t lie; I was sweating before I opened the box.
The King Cock packaging is clear and fits the form of the dildo, allowing you to admire the size and quality of the product at first glance, and I was anxious to cut through the plastic to hold that dick in my hands. Light ribbing of the veins and a suckable and soft head had me watering at the mouth.
I grabbed a pair of scissors and, in seconds, verified that the King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy was as lifelike as advertised. I hadn’t told my partner that I was adding another toy to our collection, so I surprised them with it, and they were just as turned on as I was. The girth was intimidating, but that was the point, so we were beyond excited to try it out on each other as it was advertised to work well with a harness.
My Personal Experience
My partner and I decided to try the King Cock dildo together when it first arrived; they had fantasized about me getting slammed by another guy with a big cock, and this was the perfect intro into the hotwife world.
We got our lubricant out (always water-based) and, already excited by the possibilities, decided to roleplay a guy hitting me from behind as I blew him. We suctioned the King Cock against the bed head, and I eased against it slowly until I felt comfortable to take it all. After a few minutes of stimulation, I could take it inch by inch. It’s definitely worth its price tag. Riding it’s intense and brought on some of the most explosive orgasms I have had to date.
The King Cock Ultra Girthy is a definite yes for me, but I’ll also give you more information to help so you can decide.
Packaging
The packaging is blunt and to the point! It’s a clear plastic casing with a description of length, girth, care, and details on flexibility. Simply put, the packaging makes you want to take it and give it a try but offers no filters or pretense of the monster cock you’re about to meet.
Design
From the minute I held the King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy in my hands, I loved that even though it was slightly flexible, it was also rigid enough so that it didn’t bend too much (shout out to some of the bad lovers I’ve had). The veins on it are light, so it has a less pronounced ridging than other dildo models, but the size alone working in and out of my vagina was mind-blowing.
Build Quality
The products from Pipedream are designed not just for sexual pleasure but durability. They also have something that suits every personality, scene, play, and budget, so you can easily choose the suitable toy for your personal kinks. Pipedream has cracked the code of creating decent to high-quality toys at lower prices than the other stores.
Material
King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy is made of body-safe Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC), a common material in adult toys. It gives that almost lifelike feel that adds to the pleasure of the dildo. I enjoyed how the toy felt against my skin, and no adverse reactions occurred.
Ease Of Use
Straight out of the box, wash and go! There’s nothing simpler. Grab your favorite lube and let the fun begin.
Stimulations
The material is not the only thing about the King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy that is lifelike. The shape and detailing of the head of the cock make it feel incredible inside. There’s no vibration or motor, so it’s purely a thrusting toy, but adding a different vibe to the play will bring it to a new level.
Versatility
The opportunities for fun are endless with this baby. If you’re into pegging and D&S, having your guy take the cock in his mouth while you wear it as a strap-on is also an option. The texture takes the pleasure levels off the charts. I love that you can attach the King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy to almost any smooth surface because your range of arenas for staging a scene is endless.
If you want to see what King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Review Summary
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The King Cock Ultra Realistic Extra Girthy is a plastic-wrapped gift of pleasure that I’m happy to own. It exceeded my hopes and continues adding to multiple orgasms and games my partner and I play in the bedroom. I’m excited just talking about it. We’ve even recently tried it in the pool, and the possibilities remain endless as it’s waterproof.
Pros
- Very realistic
- Delivers on size
- Works great with a harness
Cons
- The suction cup base is good but could be a little stronger.
- No storage bag
- It may be too big and girthy for some
Who Is This For?
This dildo is ideal if you want to go for a huge dildo you can use solo or with a partner. It’s also great if you are a size queen both vaginally and anally, as the girth can be intimidating otherwise.
Who Is This Not For?
If 9 inches sounds like a lot on its own, then the sheer girth of the King Cock with its 7-inch circumference may be out of your comfort zone.
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
I bought my King Cock dildo at lovehoney.com, which ships across the globe and provides discreet shipping and fantastic service. You will be able to get all your lubes and even a harness to switch things up, along with your purchase of the King Cock.
How to clean King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy?
Clean your King Cock thoroughly with soap and warm water, preferably a sex toy cleaner. Bacteria and that stale after-sex smell is the last thing you want to deal with on your sex toys next time you’re horny. It’s waterproof, so maybe finish your fun in the bathroom and get two jobs done at once.
Pro Cleaning Tips
Do not scrub the dildo or use any abrasive cloth to wash it so as not to damage it and to extend the life of the King Cock. Be sure to clean it properly, however, as leftover fluids quickly break down the material of your dildo.
After cleaning, shake off any extra water and towel dry using a microfiber towel preferably, and store in a dry place, maybe inside a case where your other cherished pleasure items are stored.
Alternatives
I’m beyond happy with the King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy. I haven’t found an alternative that compares to the pleasure provided for a reasonable price, but here are a few options that measure differently.
Vixen Creations Mustang VixSkin
The Mustang dildo is beautiful. It’s more ribbed and veined than the King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy, a little more flexible but not as long. The VixSkin hits the spot every time, with a slightly smaller length allowing more freedom for rougher sex and anal.
I love the texture, and with just the right amount of lube, it slams into your ass at the perfect depth. The flat base means you can use it in a harness with a partner and bring some roleplaying into the bedroom.
Blush Au Naturel Mister Perfect 8.5
Just under the 9 inches of King Cock, this was yet another dildo I enjoyed using for its length. It’s no match in circumference, but it is up there in texture and length, and you can enjoy it with a harness. If length is what you are after, then this dildo is the one you want, and you can’t go wrong at a price tag of $37.99. I love it as an alternative for less intense play with my girl, and it also has a suction base, so it works well for solo play.
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Thanks for reading my King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy review!
Rachel
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