16 Biggest, Thickest & Largest Dildos In 2024 [Video Reviews]

If you’re a stretching fan, this list of the thickest dildos will be exciting. These fat beasts let you test the limits with the bonus of a thrilling feeling of fullness that no penis will give you. But which of the many models should I buy?

Based on our experience we recommend Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy to most of our readers. The 15.5″ massive dong has a realistic-looking shaft with natural veins, a rounded head, and a subtle coronal ridge. Noticeably, the shaft widens as you move to the base, providing a gradual, satisfying stretch. It’s also available in four sizes, two firmness degrees, and three colors, making it easy to customize Big Daddy to match your experience and sexual desires.

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Why You Should Trust Us

For this article, Sandra Larson worked closely with our lead sexologist, Rachel Sommer, to identify the largest dildos on the Internet. After compiling a top 16 list and organizing the testing process, they sifted through dozens of test reports to organize the data into an easy-to-read article. All in all, this article took over 100 hours to complete so we are confident this list is the best you find on the Internet.

Sandra loves hearing stories from her readers, so if you have questions, don’t hesitate to reach out. You can call her at +1 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected]—just make sure to include your name and contact information.

 

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How We Picked the Products

I picked dozens of dildos for this review, mainly focusing on girth, length, and, more importantly, the materials used. Away from these non-negotiables, my colleagues and I defined a list of test criteria we could measure using well-defined quantitative metrics. These included the following:

• The design was paramount to the selection process. We paid attention to essential design tweaks like a curved shaft for G-spot and P-spot stimulation fans, a tapered tip for simplified penetration, and overall texturing in relation to ease of use and practicality.
• Size is relative. Most brands offer multiple-size options. I recommended that the team prioritize models with variety so that everyone has something to explore. Having numerous sizes also means picking what works for you, increasing the possibilities of a thrilling experience.
• Most people prefer natural-looking models. Others would rather have a silky-smooth finish. So, I advised the team to review both options to ensure there was something for everyone.
• For vibrating dildos, we worked to ensure we only picked models with more than three patterns or speeds. Variety is the spice of life, and the more the settings, the better the experience because you can curate the rumbles for maximum satisfaction.
• Unfortunately, these massive toys can be brutal, especially if you have a sensitive G-spot or sphincter muscles. So, we included more models made from squishy materials like silicone. In addition, we included brands like Mr. Hankey’s that let you choose your dildo’s density.
• Besides the vibrations, we reviewed products with something different to offer, including thrusters and fully waterproof products. We didn’t include a squirting model, but you can check our squirting dildo article!
• Most huge dildos are complicated to handle, especially if you have small hands or if the toy has realistic balls. So, besides including easy-to-use models, we also ensured we throw in suction base models and those with Vac-U-Lock capabilities for hands-free fun.
• Quality over quantity. Aside from the materials, I recommended special recognition given to models that demonstrated exceptional build quality.

During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Size (25%) and Stimulations (25%). After that comes Material (10%), Realism (10%), and Design (5%).

After a 32-day self-testing fiesta, the team returned with the findings. Aware of the task ahead, I called on my colleagues to help with the analysis. We skimmed the reports, picking similarities and comparing them with reviews from vendor sites and sex toy forums. And it’s from the combined effort that we believe these are this year’s best big dildos.

 

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Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

 

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1. Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy: Our Overall Test Winner!

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy:

Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy is the best big dildo on this list. The testers were amazed at the 15.50″ monster and they rated it as perfect for depth play fans. They also noted the extreme 11″ circumference, making it an excellent choice for those looking for an exciting feeling of fullness.

This amazing combination of length and girth presents the best of both worlds and was the primary motivation why we crowned Big Daddy as the thickest and largest dildo on this list. Just wow!

Something that stood out during our review was the realistic design, with a slightly curved shaft, veiny consistency, a realistic head, and a mildly defined coronal ridge (image above). “I thought Big Daddy looked and felt natural especially the 75% firmness model”, our lead product tester Rachel Sommer wrote in her test report. “It even comes with removable balls (sold separately) for extra realism”, Rachel added.

We also loved Big Daddy’s versatility. Besides the four size options, you can choose between 75% and medium firmness. The former is extra squishy and ideal for beginners. Conversely, the latter provides the best of both worlds, with a firm core and a bit of squishiness that simulates an erect penis.

Besides the size, color, and firmness, you can customize the massive dildo further. While the Vac-Lock hole costs $4.95, it allows you to attach Big Daddy  with your favorite sex machine or strap-on for amplified hands-free pleasure.

Lastly, Big Daddy is made from body-safe silicone, which is latex-free and easy to clean. 80% of my collection is silicone-made, so cleaning and storage were blissful.

Minor issues we found during testing:

While Big Daddy is available in four sizes, the dimensions are huge, and people without a big dildo experience will have to skip this one. The massive size and intricate texture make it unforgiving for newbies.

In addition, Big Daddy is not a cheap sex toy. With customizations, the XXXL size costs $213.90, ruling out budget seekers.

Lastly, you can’t add the Vac-U-Lock hole in the XXXL size for hands-free use. Experienced folks seeking to test their limits will thus have to deal with sore forearms.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy is the best large dildo:

The testers awarded Big Daddy the top spot, and it’s not hard to see why. The massive dong got the highest rating among the dozens we reviewed, with the reviewers zeroing in on its realistic design, length-girth ratio, size variety, and customization aspects. With a high-quality silicone construction and squishy feel, there was no way Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy would give up the #1 position.

• Size: Big Daddy is the largest dildo we reviewed. The massive dong is available in four sizes, with the XXXL model boasting an awe-inspiring 11″ circumference and 14.5″ usable length. The team enjoyed the intense stretching thanks to the girthy size, tapered design, and intricate texture.
• Stimulations: If you enjoy a ‘confusing’ blend of intense yet gentle stretching, Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy is an incredible choice. The fulfilling waves of pleasure creep in when the tip is inside and carries on with every thrust.

If you want to see what Big Daddy looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete Mr Hankey Big Daddy review here.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference: 7.5″ – 11″ (near middle)
• Length: 11″ – 15.5″
• Insertable Length: 10″ – 14.5″

Pros:

• The biggest dildo for intermediate and experienced folks.
• Realistic design with textured shaft and rounded head.
• The long and thick design renders it ideal for depth and girth play fans.
• It’s available in four sizes and two firmness degrees to match your needs.
• The Big Daddy looks as imposing as it feels.
• A Vac-U-Lock hole opens your world to new possibilities.

Cons:

• It’s expensive – up to $213.90.
• Big Daddy is not ideal for beginners.

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2. Mr. Hankey’s Goliath: The Girthiest Model!

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Goliath:

Mr. Hankey’s Goliath is the girthiest dildo we reviewed. It’s available in three sizes, and the ‘smallest variant’ has an astounding 10.70″ circumference. The largest of the three has a 15.25″ girth, which is ridiculous!

Sandra Larson summarized her experience like this: “I’ve used dozens of monster dildos throughout my adult life, but nothing had prepared me for Goliath. Besides the realistic design, it fattens towards the base, promoting a seamless stretching experience. While I don’t expect beginners anywhere close to Goliath, any consumer will appreciate the ‘step-by-step’ stretching play.”

Something else that stood out was Goliath’s ultra-realistic design, lifelike vein patterns, an uncut head, and natural-looking balls, complete with wrinkled scrotum. My colleagues love uncut penises, so Mr. Hankey’s Goliath was a welcome addition to our sex toy collection.

The team tested the LG/XL and XXL models, and the experience was like no other. “My vagina started blinking red as soon as the head made its way in. Thanks to its grittiness and subtle texturing, Goliath made a way where there was none”, Rachel Sommer told me. “It leaves you with a unique aftershock that quickly turns into uncontrolled ululation from the sheet-grasping stretching and an exquisite feeling of fullness”, Rachel continued.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, Goliath is reserved for the most experienced users. Even the smallest model is massive for an intermediate, so check elsewhere if you’re new to dildos. In addition, none of the models have harness or sex machine compatibility options.

With a massive shaft and realistic balls, handling can be complicated, especially if you have small hands.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Goliath is the best thick dildo:

My colleagues couldn’t wait to test this bad boy. With just three size options, everyone was excited to see what each offered. Unfortunately, the smallest has a 10.70″ circumference, so it’s not really small. The panel loved the realistic design with a veiny shaft, an uncut head, and lifelike balls. Notably, the girthy shaft and natural detailing make it more effective, with a unique feeling of fullness from tip to head. With a graduating design, it has a ‘gentle’ approach to stretching – an essential feature for people into size.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference: 10.70″ – 15.25″ (near middle)
• Insertable Length: 8.75″ – 12″

Pros:

• A huge Mr. Hankey’s dildo for stretching fans.
• A realistic texture with lifelike veins and an uncut head.
• Goliath has a pair of squishy balls for extra realism.
• The graduating design promotes ‘step-by-step’ stretching.
• It’s available in three sizes and two firmness degrees.
• Silicone is easy to clean and maintain.

Cons:

• It’s not ideal for beginners.
• The thick shaft means handling can be complex for people with small hands.

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3. SquarePegToys Slink: The Longest Model!

Why we love SquarePeg Toys Slink:

Slink is the longest anal dildo we reviewed for the article. The 24.5″ prong was rated as ideal for anal stretching fans and those who want to play around with depth play.

Notably, it has a flexible shape that makes anal stretching easy, even for those new to the experience. The testers found the texture extra squishy, an essential factor, mainly because the anal sphincter muscles are more delicate than the vaginal walls. We also appreciated the outstanding balance between squishiness and erectness because it made Slink not fold by itself. It maintains an erect posture without being intimidating. Great work SquarePeg Toys!

Moving on to the design, where Slink has the classic tapered shape that makes it perfect for anal training. The pointed tip gradually thickens toward the base, promoting gentle sphincter stretching.

We also liked the flared base that makes SquarePeg Toys Slink versatile. Whether you want to thrust it back and forth like a regular dildo or leave it in and use your sphincter muscles to clench, you choose your desired stimulation mode. In addition, the flared base enhances anal sex security by preventing unwanted travel.

Lastly, Slink is available in six different sizes, allowing you to pick the ideal one based on experience. You can also choose between SuperSoft Bronze and SuperSoft Granite silicone.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Our only concern was the overall slim design of the Slink. It might be underwhelming for experienced anal dildo users looking for hardcore anal stretching.

Why SquarePeg Toys Slink is the best long dildo:

Something the reviewers noted was the extended usable length. Even the smallest model is more than 12″ long, with the XXL variant measuring 24.5″. Other features that got positive ratings included the tapered design that promotes a gentle anal stretching experience and the flared base that enhances anal sex safety. In addition, we all agreed that the squishy silicone feel was an incredible design tweak because it’s gentle on the often-sensitive sphincter muscles.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference: 6.6″ – 11.4″ (near middle)
• Length: 12.4″ – 24.5″

Pros:

• Slink’s tapered design promotes gentle anal stretching.
• The squishy silicone material renders the toy beginner-friendly.
• Anal-safe flared base.
• The pointed tip simplifies penetration.
• Cleaning Slink is straightforward.

Cons:

• Experienced anal-play fans will find it underwhelming.

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4. Vixskin Maverick: Most Realistic Model!

Why we love Vixskin Maverick:

Vixskin Maverick was rated as the most realistic model by our test team. Everything from the rounded lifelike head to the ‘muscular’ shaft and well-carved coronal ridge stood out from the competition. My colleagues especially loved the subtle texture, which, unlike most ‘realistic’ dildos like the Mustang, is subtle and not exaggerated.

Maverick was a hard one to call. It has a non-intimidating figure with a soft, non-veiny shaft, but it drew fear with the first use. It has a soft, innocent demeanor to the eyes and hands, especially with a realistic dual-density design. However, things get real quick, and even with my experience, I needed lots of prep and water-based lube.

Maverick is 9″ long, giving you an exquisite 7.5″ usable length. It also has a 6″ circumference, which, combined with the length, is ideal for intermediate and experienced stretching fans. With a rounded head and relatively smooth shaft, the gentle giant promotes a gentle vaginal and anal stretching experience.

Something else we noted was the slightly curved design. Besides promoting a feeling of fullness, the upward curve makes it easy to target your sweet spots. The feeling of having a chunky dildo fill me up while a rounded head massaged the G-spot was incredible, a double whammy of an experience.

Finally, Maverick has a strong suction cup base at the bottom for hands-free riding. We’ve tested more robust suction bases, but Maverick did a decent job. It took a few tries to get it firmly adhered to the floor, but it hung on at the end of the day, and we had a blast.

Note: You’ll need a 2″ diameter O-ring to use Vixen Creations Maverick with a harness.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Maverick’s overly soft design, especially the squishy heads, may work against it. Personally, the Mustang was much easier to target my G-spot than the Maverick. It might have a similar filling experience, but the squishy head dullens the sensations.

Vixskin Maverick is also pricey. It costs $125.99 – $139.99, a price point most people will shy away from, especially for a non-vibrating or thrusting model.

Why Vixskin Maverick is the most realistic big dildo:

Vixen Creations Maverick has a realistic design with a lifelike head, subtly textured shaft, and well-defined coronal ridge. It even has a distinct raphe for extra realism. From my analysis, the reviewers loved the outstanding balance between realism and fantasy.

And with impressive features like the upward curve to facilitate G-spot and P-spot stimulation, Vixskin Maverick got the highest ‘realistic’ ratings. In addition, its harness-compatible suction base got extra points for enhancing hands-free play. More on realistic dildos here.

If you want to see what Maverick looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete Maverick review here.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference: 6″
• Insertable Length: 7.5″

Pros:

• The non-intimidating design is ideal for vaginal or anal play.
• It has the perfect measurements for intermediate and experienced users.
• The suction cup base promotes hands-free fun.
• Cleaning the dual-density dildo is easy.
• The harness-compatible base is strap-on and pegging-ready.

Cons:

• Maverick is pricey – $125.99 – $139.99.
• Not the most robust suction cup base.

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5. King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy: Our Budget Pick!

Why we love King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy:

King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy dildo costs ($26.99 – 49.99) which gave us the most value among all the products on this list. The testers especially liked its massive usable length and girth, which, coupled with the realistic design, makes it a bargain.

Some team members pointed out that a pair of wrinkled balls was the only missing feature to make the massive dildo ultra-realistic. But luckily, the designer added a robust suction cup base that’s even more practical. The harness-compatible suction base lets you explore intense self-pleasuring with and without a harness.

King Cock’s 7″ circumference and 8.5″ usable length makes it ideal for depth and girth play. You can probe far and wide while still enjoying the fullness that comes with every inch you slide deeper. Even with the PVC material, it felt squishy enough to absorb and give back the clenching from your vaginal muscles.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The only downside was the PVC. Unlike other materials like silicone and TPE, it has a characteristic plasticky smell that keeps creeping back even after a few washes.

King Cock’s 7″ girth and 8.5″ usable length also disqualifies beginners. Like the name, it’s reserved for the kings – experienced folks.

Why King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy is the budget pick:

For ($26.99 – 49.99), depending on whether you get it while on sale, King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy is the most affordable big dildo. I especially loved the massive shaft with a detailed shaft and tapered head. Besides simplifying penetration, the design promotes anal stretching for most users. And with a suction cup base, you can enjoy hands-free pleasure with and without a harness.

If you want to see what King Cock looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete review of King Cock Ultra Realistic here.

• Material: PVC
• Circumference: 7″
• Insertable Length: 8.5″

Pros:

• Realistic detailing includes lifelike veins and a tapered head.
• It’s slightly curved to enhance internal stimulation.
• The massive size is perfect for vaginal and anal stretching.
• Harness-compatible suction cup base.

Cons:

• The PVC material has a stubborn plastic smell.

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6. Realcock 2 Dirk: Our Premium Pick!

Why we love Realcock 2 Dirk:

RealCock2 Dirk is a premium dildo for experienced users looking for prime-time experience. The company uses the patented Sil-Slide and triple layering technologies, a unique design process includes layering multiple silicone platters with the firmest at the core and two soft layers on the outside.

The Sil-Slide and triple layering technologies allow you to tug at Dirk’s skin like a real cock! The outer layer also moves when you stroke it, making it feel like actual penis skin. Amazing!

Did I mention it’s 100% handmade and hand-painted, meaning no two RealCocks are alike? According to RealDoll, they only have four artists. So be prepared for longer delivery times when ordering.

Unlike most big dildos, you can customize the Realcock 2 Dirk color to match your sexual needs and desires. It’s available in fair, medium, and dark tones, but you can upload photos on the site to help the designers deliver the closest skin tone to yours.

Lastly, Dirk is compatible with Doc Johnson’s famous Vac-U-Lock system that lets you use it with a sex machine or Vac-U-Lock strap-on harness. We used it with the Lovense Sex Machine and it was a thrilling experience!

Minor issues we found during testing:

My main concern is the price ($499), making it an option for dildo pros with thick wallets only. In addition, please be prepared for a long delivery time because they only make it made to order. For me, it took over 4 weeks, but it was well worth the wait!

Why Realcock 2 Dirk is the premium pick:

The testers singled out Realcock 2 Dirk’s Sil-Slide and triple layering technologies. “The inclusion of a double silicone layering over the firm core made Dirk stand out from the competition, ” Rachel Sommer said. “Dirk was the closest I’ve gotten to a natural penis.” Other features that got positive ratings from the reviewers included the Vac-U-Lock compatibility, color customization, and overall realistic dildo design.

If you want to see what Dirk looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

• Material: Platinum Cure Silicone
• Circumference: 6″
• Insertable Length: 8.5″

Pros:

• The triple layering and Sil-Slide technologies enhance its look and feel.
• It’s the closest you’ll get to a natural penis.
• A veined texture, rounded head, and floating balls.
• Dirk is made from premium silicone material.
• Vac-U-Lock compatibility means amplified possibilities.

Cons:

• Dirk is very expensive – $499.
• It’s reserved for experienced folks.

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7. Velvet Thrusters: A Great Thrusting Dildo!

Why we love Velvet Thrusters:

The Velvet Thruster collection is perfect for anyone who wants to take realism to the next level with a thrusting motion. The most interesting lineups from the brand are the Mini and Prime series, with the latter boasting longer dimensions, including an extra inch of thrusting length.

Something the testers noted about the Velvet Thrusters was the difference in design. For instance, while Velvet Prime Frankie had a regular soft-textured shaft with a rounded head and thrusting mechanism in the middle, Walter had five stimulating anal beads that increase in size as you move on, making insertion straightforward.

The design differences make the collection ideal for different big dildo users. While beginners might have to look elsewhere, intermediate and experienced folks will have a lot on their plate with the Velvet Thrusters.

Most thrusters have a bendable shaft up to 90˚, except Mini Teddy TX and XL’s 30˚ and 60˚, respectively. We loved the flexibility because it made targeting specific spots internally and externally easy, leading to more intense pleasure.

Another standout feature was the suction cup base with the Mini thrusters. You can add a suction base with the Prime models for a small fee, but it certainly is a worthwhile investment for hands-free play fans. Other notable accessories included the partner play handle and auto-solo Fleshlight Launch for penis owners.

Lastly, the Velvet Thrusters have up to 6 thrusting speeds, making it easy to customize the experience. With intuitive control interfaces, the dildos are foolproof.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The thrusting action makes some clanking noise that can annoy some users. In addition, the Prime thrusters don’t come with a suction cup base, so you’ll have to buy the accessory separately.

Why the Velvet Thrusters are the most recommended big thrusting dildos:

Velvet Thruster’s wide collection of thrusting dildos was a standout feature noted by the panel. “Regardless of your preference, you’ll get something.” We especially loved the customization options with the Prime Thrusters, allowing you to add a partner handle, suction base, or even a solo Fleshlight Launch for an explosive male masturbation experience. And with different designs for different uses, multiple thrusting speeds, and an intuitive interface, using these thrusters was blissful. More on thrusting dildos here.

If you want to see what Mini Teddy looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete review of Velvet Thrusters here.

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter: 1.25″ – 1.5″ (Mini), 0.65″ – 1.5″ (Prime)
• Stroke Length: 2.5″ (Mini), 3.5″ (Prime)
• Insertable Length: 5.5″ – 7.5″ (Mini), 7″ – 7.5″ (Prime)

Pros:

• Multiple thrusting speeds.
• Different designs for different sexual needs.
• Good customization options.
• Strong suction cup bases for the Mini Thrusters.
• Impressive battery life.

Cons:

• The thrusting action can be noisy.
• Prime Velvet Thrusters don’t have a suction cup base – you must buy one separately.

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8. King Cock 16.5″: Great For Hands-Free Play

Why we love King Cock 16.5″:

King Cock 16.5’s suction cup is made from a flexible material with a considerable dip which traps more air, making the suction force more robust than with other models. We tried King Cock on multiple surfaces, including the bathroom floor and the dinner table, and it held on perfectly.

The girthy 10″ and 14″ usable length makes it perfect for depth and girth play fans. Very few models have gone as far as it did, and the resulting feeling of fullness was special. The even stretching action felt incredible, and with the long size, it wasn’t going to stop anytime soon.

Something else that stood out  was the authenticity. Away from the massive size, we loved the veiny texture, rounded head, and lifelike balls. It was a mix of practicality and visual appeal.

Note: You’ll need a 3-inch O-ring diameter to use the King Cock dildo with a harness.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, King Cock 16.5″ dildo’s massive girth and realistic balls complicate handling. Without the suction cup, you’ll need both hands, limiting you from using the second hand to tickle other body parts like the clitoris for heightened pleasure.

Why King Cock 16.5″ has the most effective suction cup:

The reviewers loved King Cock’s blend of practicality and visual appeal. The balance between the massive length and girth, coupled with a dash of a realistic design, made it the highest-rated big suction cup dildo. We loved the suction base’s sturdiness across different surfaces and its effectiveness in satisfying both depth and girth play fans was also remarkable. More on suction cup dildos here.

• Material: Soft Plastic
• Circumference (near middle): 10″
• Length: 16.5″
• Insertable Length: 14″

Pros:

• The realistic design amplifies the sensations.
• It’s perfect for girth and depth queens.
• The rounded head simplifies insertion.
• It’s harness-compatible.
• The suction base held firmly across different surfaces.

Cons:

• It’s expensive for a non-silicone dildo – $116.99 – 129.99.
• King Cock is not ideal for novices.

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9. Mr. Hankey’s Cyrus King: Great For G-Spot Stimulation

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Cyrus King:

The massive dildo is porn star Cyrus King’s life casting, which probably justifies the natural penis look. It’s made from squishy silicone material, meaning it feels as realistic as it looks and you can customize yours to a 75% firmness for an even squishier feel.

Pro Tip: I recommend the medium firmness – it has an outstanding balance between realism and squishiness. The 75% model can be too squishy for some, especially experienced folks.

Cyrus King has an upward curve that made it much easier to target my G-spot than the other products we tested. My male colleagues shared similar sentiments, pointing out how effective Cyrus was with prostate stimulation.

Something else that stood out was the sharp corona that complements the tapered head. The shaft is realistically designed with bulging veins throughout its length.

The testers also highlighted the realistic-looking balls. You’ll certainly appreciate the realism if you’ve watched Cyrus King’s porn videos. They feel soft too, so that should be a bonus if you enjoy playing with your partner’s balls.

Cyrus is available in multiple sizes. The smallest model has an 8″ circumference and 7″ usable length, making it beginner-friendly. Especially with the tapered design, you don’t have to be the most experienced folk to try it.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The only downside was the lack of a suction cup base. Especially for a dildo costing more than $100, a suction base would have been great for hands-free pleasure.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Cyrus King is the most effective for targeted stimulation:

Unlike most of Mr. Hankey’s dildos, Cyrus King has a rather ‘slim’ design with the smallest model fit for newbies. The curved design and tapered head make it especially great for the G-spot and P-spot stimulation. The reviewer loved the design and other admirable features like multiple sizes and density options, realistic detailing, and lifelike balls; Cyrus King deservedly earned the top spot.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference: 5.80″ – 11″ (near middle)
• Insertable Length: 7″ – 13″

Pros:

• A decent upward curve promotes precise stimulation.
• The realistic detailing looks and feels great.
• Multiple size options.
• The smaller models are beginner-friendly.
• It’s made from high-quality silicone.

Cons:

• A suction cup base would have been better.

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10. Fun Factory Big Boss: Our Favorite Vibrating Model

Why we love Fun Factory Big Boss:

The testers loved the rumbly motor and gave it higher scores than the other review samples. It churns out five vibration speeds and four patterns, making for a rich hub of combinations to explore. With a finger loop handle and easy-to-use 3-button control interface, using it was straightforward.

Something that stood out with the vibrations was the independent speeds. Unlike the conventional format, you get more combinations with customizable speeds for each pattern. Regardless of your experience, tailoring the experience to your liking is easy.

Big Boss has an impressive 7″ insertable length and 5.75″ circumference, making it perfect for intermediate and beginners who are looking for an upgrade model.

Notably, it’s slightly textured with mild bumps towards the base, adding an extra degree of pleasure, especially when you ‘swallow’ the entire dildo. It also has a curved design which I found effective when targeting the G-spot – you don’t need many twists and turns to land on the sweet spot.

We also found that the tapered head amplified G-spot stimulation and simplified penetration, a double-whammy design tweak most people will appreciate. Great design Fun Factory!

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the handle is made from ABS plastic. Even with the loop design and well-positioned buttons, handling can be complicated, especially when you have lube on your palm. A blend of silicone and ABS would have solved the issue.

Why Fun Factory Big Boss is the top big vibrating dildo:

The Big Boss’ rattled motor, with an impressive combination of vibrations, stood out during the self-testing exercise. In addition, my colleagues loved the loop handle and button position under the thumb. Even with the slippery all-ABS handle design, the rumbly motor, curved design, and tapered head made the difference. More on vibrating dildos here.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference: 5.75″
• Insertable Length: 7″

Pros:

• Decent length and girth for beginners and intermediate dildo users.
• Powerful motor with an excellent range of combinations.
• The tapered head simplifies insertion.
• A curved design for precise stimulation.
• The finger loop handle and intuitive interface simplify handling.

Cons:

• The all-ABS handle can be slippery with lubed palms.
• Big Boss is only available in one size.

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11. Mr. Universe: Great For Anal Stimulation

Why we love Mr. Universe:

Mr. Universe is the perfect option for anal-stretching fans because of its 3″ diameter (at its widest point) and the graduating design that widens as you move toward the base to enhance retention.

We also found that Mr. Universe has a rough texture with longitudinal veins running throughout its length. Unlike most anal toys that are silky smooth, we thought the veiny texturing amplified the sensations. “I could feel it glide against my anal sphincter muscles and with rhythmic twisting, it felt incredible”, Sandra Larson reported.

The testers noted that the body has a smooth consistency and slightly tapered design that significantly improves the penetration experience. And with a flared base, you can be sure the dildo is anal sex-safe.

The silicone material felt squishy as well, which makes the experience pleasant. Unlike other materials, it warms up to the body temperature, making the experience more realistic and natural. The combination of squishiness and warmness significantly amplifies the sensations.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the chunky size means Mr. Universe is only reserved for experienced anal toy users. Beginners and those without much experience with anal dildos might have to look elsewhere.

Why Mr. Universe is the best big anal dildo:

The test panel praised Mr. Universe’s chunky size with a 3″ diameter and 6.5″ usable length. The combination of girth and a consistent veiny texture from tip to base was a massive highlight that got a positive rating. In addition, the graduating design was a hit, with the reviewers loving how the tweak improved retention. (more on anal dildos here).

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter: 3″ (largest point)
• Insertable Length: 6.5″

Pros:

• The biggest anal dildo.
• A veiny texture from tip to base.
• It’s an ideal dildo for anal stretching.
• The graduating design promotes retention.
• The flared base enhances anal sex safety.

Cons:

• It’s only ideal for experienced folks.

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12. Mr. Hankey’s Rabbit: Our Preferred Fantasy Dildo

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Rabbit:

The Rabbit by Mr. Hankey’s is perfect for fantasy fans into girth play. The primary motivation for the high rating was the sharp tip that graduates into a chunky shaft, which makes a statement even without the length.

Besides the ultra-wide design, we liked the slight curve that promotes precise stimulation. With a usable length of 6 – 9″ and a ‘sharp’ tip, the monster will surely locate your G-spot or prostate without fail.

We also found the shaft to be heavily textured, with rows running from one side to the other. While the texture is soft to the touch, it combines with the chunky girth to make the Rabbit a filling choice for vaginal and anal stretching fans.

Luckily, the Rabbit is available in four sizes to ensure everyone has something to explore. It also has two firmness degrees – you might have to go with the 75% soft option if your vaginal or anal muscles are sensitive.

Minor issues we found during testing:

My only concern was the chunky size and textured shaft that might push away inexperienced customers. Even with the 75% density, you might have to sit this one out. The Monster dildo can be brutal for novices.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Rabbit is the biggest monster dildo:

Mr. Hankey’s Rabbit dildo drew a reaction from my colleagues that’d be hard to ignore. Everyone loved the combination of a relatively short usable length but chunky circumference. We also appreciated the curved design that enhanced precise stimulation and the tapered tip that significantly simplified insertion, making it better than the other creature dildos we tested. Lastly, the review team was in awe of the Rabbit’s effectiveness in vaginal and anal stimulation, especially in girth play.

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter: 8.10″ – 12.50″ (near middle)
• Insertable Length: 6″ – 9″

Pros:

• A big monster dildo for girth play.
• The veiny consistency amplifies the sensations.
• It’s perfect for vaginal and anal stretching.
• The tapered tip improves insertion.
• Vac-U-Lock compatibility adds to the possibilities.

Cons:

• The Rabbit can be brutal for novices.

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13. njoy Eleven: For Heavy-Metal Fans

Why We Love njoy Eleven:

njoy 11 is made from 316-grade stainless steel that warms or cools depending on the environment. This way, you can quickly soak it in warm or cool water for 5 minutes for a chilling or sweat-breaking masturbation session.

Most notable are the two differently-sized heads – 1.75″ and 2″, allowing you to use the larger one for vaginal stimulation and the other anal penetration. With an impressive 11 length, we thought njoy 11 was easy to handle as it leaves enough room for your hand.

Besides the smooth body, njoy Eleven is sensually curved for precise internal stimulation. Whether vaginal or anal, the curves make it easy to tickle your sweetest spots. With the weighted heads, the experience is electric. You can feel it travel through, and when it lands on a specific spot, you certainly feel the ‘landing.’

Lastly, njoy 11 came in an elegant gift-ready box with a satin lining. You can use the box for storage, but if you’re buying the metal toy as a gift, you won’t need extra wrapping – it’s perfect to go.

Minor issues we found during testing:

My main concern was the unforgiving stainless steel. Metal dildos are reserved for the most experienced users. Unlike silicone and other squishy materials, it can be brutal, especially for people with sensitive vaginal or anal muscles.

Why njoy Eleven is the highest-rated metal dildo:

The testers loved njoy Eleven’s sensual curves which make it ideal for internal stimulation. It also got extra points for the temperature responsiveness, adding to the heightened pleasure from the weighted ends. With extra bells and whistles like lube universality and amplified versatility from the multi-size heads, njoy Eleven won our hearts.

• Material: Stainless Steel
• Length: 11″
• Diameter: 1.75″ & 2″

Pros:

• Sensually curved for precise stimulation.
• The differently-sized heads add to the versatility aspect.
• Its weighted design enhances internal stimulation.
• Ideal dildo for temperature play.
• Elegant packaging.

Cons:

• njoy 11 is expensive – $399.99.
• It’s not for beginners.

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14. Colours Double Pleasures: A Great Double-Ended Model

Why we love Colours Double Pleasure:

Colours Double Pleasures is an enormous double-sided dildo with realistic detailing, bulged veins on both shafts, lifelike heads, and a well-defined corona capping the all-natural look. While the textured contours aren’t the most dominant during play, they add a degree of pleasure while enhancing the visuals.

Something else we noted was the flexible design that makes Colours Double Pleasures easy to manipulate. Whether you’re playing solo or with a partner, you can tweak the angles as you wish for maximum efficiency. “I especially enjoyed the dual stimulation with one head inside the vagina and the other in the anus”, Rachel Sommer commented.

Colours Double Pleasures has an incredible balance with a flexible silicone design that’s firm enough to facilitate straightforward penetration. The balance was crucial during anal thrusting because it’s much gentle.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the texturing is mild, and I didn’t feel it during use. Maybe more elaborate detailing would be better, but the design at the moment doesn’t do much to elevate the experience.

Why Colours Double Pleasures is the most recommended big double dildo:

An outstanding aspect of the double-sided dildo was the flexible silicone design. My colleagues appreciated the flexibility, highlighting its relevance in enhancing dual stimulation capabilities. Other features that got applause included the realistic detailing and tapered heads. In addition, the squishiness makes Colours Double Pleasures anal-friendly for everyone – experienced or not. More on double dildos here.

• Material: Silicone
• Length: 12″
• Diameter: 1.26″

Pros:

• A flexible silicone design.
• Ideal for solo users and couples.
• The realistic detailing enhances the visual appeal.
• It’s relatively affordable – $39.99.

Cons:

• The texturing only does a little for the stimulation.

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Other Good Alternatives

Mr. Hankey’s Gut Puncher is a fisting dildo for the most experienced users. The massive fisting toy features a life casting of a natural hand and forearm. Its realistic detailing includes a beautiful fist with all fingers and a muscular forearm. It has a broad bracelet that adds a subtle ‘obstacle’ you’ll enjoy moving past. Plus, it’s available in three sizes and two firmness degrees so you can customize your Puncher to your liking. More on fisting dildos here.

Mr. Hankey’s Atlas is perfect for people with a BBC fetish. We especially loved the realistic texturing with realistic veins, a rounded head, and a well-defined corona. It even has a pair of squeezable balls for people who enjoy playing with balls. Something else that stood out with Mr. Hankey’s Atlas was the graduating design. The tapered tip simplifies insertion while the fat belly stretches your vagina or ass, resulting in a satisfying feeling of fullness. More on black dildos here.

 

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What To Think About When Buying A Product

First, the dildo sizes are the most important thing when choosing these pleasure objects. In addition to that, here are some valuable pointers for the width [1]:

• 2″ width is a good starting point.
• 2–3″ is the middle ground, and where most people find enjoyment.
• 3–4″ is for the size queens and stretching pros. Most people won’t be able to get here. If you do make it, it will take months of hard work!

Also, make sure your big dildos are made from non-porous and body-safe materials and have a flat base.

For more information about selecting a dildo or other sex toys, I recommend our excellent sex toys buyers guide.

 

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How to Use A Big Dildo?

Here’s are most essential advice when it comes to big dildos: Start small and increase the size in small increments, for example, 0.25 inches [1]. A good idea is to buy a kit with many different sizes. Or even an inflatable dildo.

Also, use a lot of lube and immediately stop if you feel any pain or discomfort. Listen to your body!

 

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How To Clean Big Dildos?

Taking care of your dildos is something you’ll have to learn to enhance longevity and ensure the bedroom toy is always ready when you are. To help you out, we have created this great guide on how to clean your thick dildos!

 

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

How To Take a Big Dildo?

Unlike small dildos, you’ll need lots of preparation with a larger model. Foreplay is essential to get your vaginal or anal muscles relaxed. In addition, use lots of lube, especially during anal play, to avoid overstressing the muscles. Lastly, take it slow and take breaks in between if you have to.

How Big Is the Average Dildo?

According to Discover Magazine, the average dildo is 4″ – 6″ long, with a circumference of 4″ – 5″ [1].

How Big Is the World’s Biggest Dildo?

Mr. Hankey’s Big Daddy is the biggest dildo. It has an 11″ circumference and 15.50″ length [1].

How To Store a Big Dildo?

Before storage:

• Ensure the dildo is sparkling clean and dry.
• Store it in your toy box.
• You can also line your drawer with a cotton shirt and use it as a storage case if you don’t have one.
• Ensure you store them separately, especially if they’re made from different materials.

How To Use a Big Dildo With A Partner?

After you’ve cleaned the dildo, have your partner laid back for the surprise:

• Pour lots of lube on the orifice – vagina or ass.
• Ensure the dildo is lubed as well.
• Start by arousing your partner with your fingers or a small dildo.
• You can also tease her by rimming around her vagina or ass to pump her adrenaline.
• Lastly, slide the dildo in intervals until your partner can take it all in.
• It might take a while, but make sure they’re ready for the bigger size.
• Try different angles and positions, fluctuating the intensity for maximum satisfaction.

 

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Primary Sources

1. Isaacson, D., Aghili, R., Wongwittavas, N., & Garcia, M. How Big Is Too Big? The Girth of Bestselling Insertive Sex Toys to Guide Maximal Neophallus Dimensions. (2012, September 12).

/Sandra

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