Sometimes in life, you can cycle through all your sex toys, and nothing does a good enough job of hitting the spot. There’s a void to be filled, as it were. I’ve been down that road several times where I was gagging for the real thing, but it wasn’t available for whatever reason. So I was thrilled when I got my RealCock 2, hyped to be the most realistic cock you’ll find on the market. But was it able to fulfill my craving for the real thing? Read on to find out!
RealCock 2 Dirk was precisely what it said on the tin. Never could I have imagined owning something that looked and felt so close to a real penis. I especially loved the ability to customize my sex toy, allowing me to revisit a cherished experience with a penis from the past. Even though it was expensive, I think it was worth every penny. So if you appreciate the finer peens in life and have the money to spare, give RealDoll RealCock 2 Dirk a go!
Who Should Try It? People with money to spare who are looking for a high-end play experience. People who appreciate art and attention to detail and realism.
Who Can Skip It? Anyone who is on a budget, given its high price. Luckily, there are many cheaper realistic dildos, like Vixskin Johnny ($160) and Mustang ($140), you can buy.
You Can Buy It on the official RealDoll website for $499.
Table Of Contents
- What is RealCock 2 Dirk?
- Unboxing & First Impressions
- Materials and Specifications
- How to Use RealCock2 Dirk?
- My Personal Experience
- Review Summary
- I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
- What other RealCock 2 models are available?
- What Accessories Are Available?
- How to Clean RealCock2 Dirk?
- Are There Any Good Alternatives?
- Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
What is RealCock 2 Dirk?
RealCock 2 is a series of hyperrealistic dildos designed to look and feel like the real thing. Apart from being entirely hand-made, what sets it apart is its construction. Crafted with the most premium materials you’ll find on the market, RealCock2 is a dual-density dildo, which means it has a firm inner core and a soft outer layer, giving you realistic resistance. In addition, another layer of body-safe, hand-painted silicone enhances the look and feel of it.
RealCock2 Dirk also uses Sil-Slide technology. This technology allows you to tug at the skin on the shaft, just as you would on a real cock. The outer layer moves gently when you stroke it, making it feel like human skin. RealCock2 comes with two individual floating testicles that felt squishy on the outside but had two firm silicone balls on the inside. As someone who loves squeezing balls, I can confirm that it feels like the real thing. Finally, it’s Vac-U-Lock compatible, which means that with the right attachments, you’ll be able to wear it as a strap-on or attach it to a wall or in your shower.
As the product is entirely hand-made and hand-painted, no two products are alike. When I got my RealCock2 Dirk, I spent ages admiring the many fine lines, little freckles, and unique grooves here and there. It was evident that an expert craftsman had spent a lot of time making my RealCock2. It was almost too pretty to soil with my juices. According to their website, only four artists are working on orders from all over the world. So be prepared for longer delivery times.
There are currently six models in the range (Dirk, Rockwell, Jones, Bruce, James, and Max), and each comes in different sizes, colors (fair, medium, or black), and dimensions.
Unboxing & First Impressions
I ordered the RealCock2 Dirk, which is an 8-½” cock. So I expected the package to be quite large. I was a bit worried it would be over the top, arousing the suspicions of my nosy neighbors, but it came in completely discreet packaging.
I was pleasantly surprised to discover a premium black box with classic silver lettering. It was a high-quality experience, which immediately made me think it would make an excellent gift for someone special (who needs Tiffany’s when you’ve got a RealCock 2?) I opened the magnetic lid to reveal my gorgeous Dirk, which I had ordered in the color medium.
Dirk looked so serene and realistic, lying there like a little person. When I went to touch it, I caught myself being gentle and careful because of how real it looked – it was as if I was reaching out to touch another person, and once we made contact, it certainly felt that way too. Along with the RealCock2 Dirk, there was a short care manual and some lube to get me started.
Materials and Specifications
- Material: 100% medical grade platinum cured silicone
- Insertable Length: 8-1/2″
- Circumference: 6″
- Diameter: 2″
- Weight: 734g / 25.85oz (my measurement)
- Color: Medium (you can choose from three shades: fair, medium, or dark. Or add $1000 to request a custom color.)
How to Use RealCock2 Dirk?
- Wash the Real Cock dildo before use.
- You can use it on its own or attach it to various Vac-U-Lock attachments for play.
- Always use water-based lubricants, as oil-based lube can destroy the silicone skin.
- When it comes to lube, the more, the better. Dry rubbing can affect the outer layer of sealed paint.
- Do not push the limits of the RealCock 2 Dirk. Do not bite or pierce it, as the material will tear. Do treat it as you would a real penis.
- After you have finished, wash it Dirk well to keep it looking great for the next time.
You can read more about how to use a dildo like a pro in this guide.
My Personal Experience
Introduction
At first glance, I could not believe how real the RealCock 2 Dirk looked. I mean, they sure picked the right name for it. The look and feel of the product was simply incredible. It was obvious that much care and attention had been spent perfecting the product – it was a far cry from something that had been pulled out of a mold and shipped over from China.
All over the RealCock2 Dirk, I could see little details like tiny freckles, shades of colors, fine lines, different grooves, and bumps – it was just like a real penis. I have owned a lot of dildos in my time, but never have I ever felt silicone that was so similar to human skin. It was almost scary to touch!
Packaging
The RealCock2 Dirk arrived in very discreet packaging, even for its substantial size (I had ordered an 8-½” model). It came in a very classy black box with a magnetic lid, perfect for pampering yourself or as a gift to someone special.
The whole experience was no fuss, straight to business. I guess you don’t need to bother with frills when you have a good product. As soon as I opened the box, I immediately got caught up in admiring all the unique little details on my RealCock2 Dirk.
Design
Hand-crafted with ultra-premium materials, the RealCock2 Dirk is a dual-density dildo with a firm core and soft outer layer. Gripping it feels like handling a real penis because of Sil-Slide technology. This technology lets you pull on the skin on the shaft and feel like it is separating a bit, just like a real penis. Stroking Dirk feels just like stroking human skin because of the movement of the outer layer. I felt like I was delivering a real handjob when I was grabbing the shaft!
It also comes with two unique floating testicles. Each of them has a soft silicone scrotum enveloping two harder testes. They’ve even perfected the feeling you get when you squeeze balls. To play with RealCock2 Dirk, you can use it on its own or with Vac-U-Lock attachments.
There is just so much detail to the RealCock2 Dirk. The veins are a light gray-blue, and there are many fine lines, wrinkles, and tiny freckles throughout the shaft, just like natural skin. If you’re planning to get one, you should note that since each one is hand-made, the toy you receive may differ from the one I am describing. I don’t mean that it will be completely different, but it will undoubtedly be unique.
Materials
While many sex toys are made of cheap TPE and jelly products, Dirk is made with 100% platinum-cure silicone. It’s safe for your body, non-porous, and durable. It’s also long-lasting and designed to be a worthwhile long-term investment.
Build Quality
I cannot say enough about the superior build quality of the RealCock2 Dirk. It was clear that an expert had spent enormous effort crafting this dildo that looked more like a work of art than a sex toy. The materials used in the construction are superior and high-end, and on top of that, it looks and feels incredible.
Ease of Use
RealCock2 Dirk was straightforward to use. It’s aesthetically pleasing and offers a realistic experience that other brands can’t top (I can’t get over how real the testicles feel when I squeeze them). You must remember to clean it well before and after use – look after it well, and it will look after you!
Stimulations
I was thrilled to be able to choose the length, girth, and color of my RealCock2 Dirk. While scrolling through the different models, the Dirk model stood out as it reminded me of this guy I once hooked up with. He had a memorable cock, amongst other things. I chose the medium color, which was closest to his skin tone.
Usually, I don’t compare dildos to real penises because they’re so different, but Dirk gave me an experience like no other. Even on the first visual inspection, all the attention to detail excited me before I even lubed up to try my new sex toy. I rubbed it gently against my cheek and enjoyed stroking it and giving it head. Inside me, it felt so big with its 2″ diameter.
I am pretty small, so I had to push it in very slowly, and boy, was I glad I had used a lot of lube. Thrusting in and out, you can feel the skin on the shaft moving. It adds so much to the experience; I don’t know how I lived without one before this!
Versatility
The RealCock2 Dirk feels like an actual erection, with just enough bend to make it comfortable. Even though there is movement on the skin, the erection is strong enough to yield a firm, satisfying thrust. As it is compatible with Vac-U-Lock technology, I could also use Dirk as a strap-on and wall-mounted in the shower. I loved exploring this dildo so much.
If you want to see what Dirk looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Review Summary
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The RealCock 2 Dirk was precisely what it said on the tin. Never could I have imagined owning something that looked and felt so close to a real penis. Man has indeed come a long way since we landed on the moon.
I especially loved the ability to customize my Dirk, allowing me to revisit a cherished experience with a penis from the past. Even though it was expensive, I think it was worth every penny. I have an idea of the next cock I want, and I have already started saving for my next RealCock2. If you appreciate the finer peens in life and have the money to spare, give this realistic dildo a go.
Pros
- So realistic for those times when you need to get as close to the real thing as possible.
- It’s made with ultra-premium materials.
- The unique technology in its construction creates sensations that feel like a real erect penis.
- The dildo is suitable for men, women, or any gender.
- It’s slightly curved, making it excellent for G-spot and P-spot stimulations.
Cons
- It took a while for it to arrive, but this is understandable, given the quality of the product.
- High price tag. Admittedly, this is not a toy for everyone, but if you can afford it, the quality and impressive construction make it well worth the money.
Who is This For?
People with money to spare who are looking for a high-end play experience. People who appreciate art and attention to detail and realism.
Who is This Not For?
Anyone who is on a budget, given its high price tag. Those who are less discerning when it comes to details.
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
I bought my RealCock2 Dirk from the RealDoll official website. As it’s entirely hand-made and hand-painted from start to finish, it understandably takes longer than your average sex toy to get to you. However, the wait is worth it, as you will receive a one-of-a-kind dildo that will deliver a truly unique experience.
The site provides a handy shipping estimate (approximately 4-6 weeks), depending on which model you choose. If you want to check on the status of your order, you can contact their attentive customer service for an update.
While on the site, you can also check out their ready-to-ship dolls if you’re looking for something to tide you over while you wait for your RealCock2. They sell a wide range of sex dolls and accessories to help you enjoy and maintain your silicone sex toys.
You can also find many other places to buy your dildo in this guide.
What other RealCock 2 models are available?
RealCock 2 comes in six different models, offering different dildo sizes and dimensions as follows:
Dirk
- Length 8-1/2″
- Circumference 6″
- Diameter 2″
Rockwell
- Length 6-1/2″
- Circumference 5-1/2″
- Diameter 1-7/8″
Jones
- Length 6-1/2″
- Circumference 4-3/4″
- Diameter 1-5/8″
Bruce
- Length 10″
- Circumference 9.5″
- Diameter 3.25″
James
- Length 6″
- Circumference 6-3/4″
- Diameter 2.2″
Max
- Length 7-1/2″
- Circumference 6.4″
- Diameter 2-1/4″
All RealCock 2 models currently retail for $499 except for Bruce, which retails at $799 (to be fair, it is a 10″ cock). For each RealCock2 model, you can choose from three skin tones (fair, medium, or dark). Or, if you prefer, you can also add $1000 for a custom color.
Abyss Creations (the company which produces RealCock2) also offers the option to create the cock of your dreams. Fully custom RealCock2 orders start at $10,000, which many might balk at. But cock connoisseurs out there will appreciate the incredible detail and effort that goes into making each product.
What Accessories Are Available?
You can use all RealCock2 models with Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock system; hence you can use them with compatible strap-on harnesses or a sex machine. They are also compatible with O-rings. On the Realdoll website, you can also find ID brand water-based lubricants in three options (Glide, sensation, and pleasure)
How to Clean RealCock2 Dirk?
- Wash the RealCock2 Dirk before use with hot or warm water. Pat dry, do not rub.
- After you have finished, wash it with liquid antibacterial soap and hot water. You can also use Isopropyl Alcohol. Set it aside to air dry after washing. You can also pat it dry but don’t rub it.
- Place the toy in a storage pouch or the box it came in. Store in a cool, dry place.
- If it gets tacky, sprinkle some baby powder or cornstarch to restore the smoothness. Make sure that you rewash it before the subsequent use.
Are There Any Good Alternatives?
VixSkin Johnny
The VixSkin Johnny is another very realistic dildo on the market and, in my opinion, the best RealCock 2 alternative. Retailing at $150, it’s much cheaper than Dirk. But you do get what you pay for. I think it looks like a generic living room poster from IKEA next to the Mona Lisa that is the RealCock2 Dirk.
Additionally, the VixSkin Johnny has a super soft coronal ridge compared to RealCock2 Dirk, which has a more pronounced ridge. I guess that is a matter of personal preference at the end of the day. It’s also worth mentioning that VixSkin Johnny comes with a lifetime warranty.
King Cock Suction Cup Dildo
King Cock Suction Cup Dildo is a budget alternative for those looking for a dildo that looks real and does an overall decent job. With the strong suction cup, you can easily attach the King Cock to the floor, bathroom wall, or table.
What I don’t like about this product is the strong plastic smell because it’s made of PVC material.
New York Toy Collective Carter Dildo
I do not recommend the RealCock2 Dirk for packing. But if you want a dildo that’s realistic looking and good for FTM packing, you should give the New York Toy Collective Carter a try. At 8″, it is pretty big, and you’ll have to tuck it a bit if you want a discreet look.
Do you want to see more realistic dildos? We have done an extensive review of realistic dildos here.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
What warranty does RealCock 2 Dirk have?
RealCock 2 Dirk does not come with a warranty. However, there is attentive customer service available. Abyss Creations also produces RealDolls, so they offer repair and maintenance services. They could quickly patch up your sex toy if the need ever arose.
Does Realcock 2 work for FTM packing?
I think the RealCock2 Dirk is too large (huge), and the erection is too much at an angle to make it suitable for packing, discreetly or otherwise. I would not recommend it for FTM packing, even if it does look like a super realistic prosthetic.
Does It ship discreetly?
Yes, RealCock2 Dirk comes in absolutely discreet packaging. I noticed no mention of “RealDoll” or “RealCock” anywhere on the outer packaging, so this should not cause any issues with nosy neighbors or roommates.
Does Realcock2 Dirk feel real?
Absolutely. Not only does it look incredibly real, but as I write this, I can still feel the movement of the skin on the shaft inside of me. The flexible shaft also adds to the experience; it bends as it moves, creating a very life-like experience.
Thanks for reading my RealCock 2 review!
Sandra
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