Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle Review

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Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking PaddleThere’s a lot, and I mean a lot, of different factors to weigh when choosing the right BDSM impact toy.  From materials to weight, size to price, and everything betwixt and between, it can be daunting at the best of times.  It’s also why reviews like this one are important, as I always strive to pick the merely good from the absolutely excellent toys available today.

So what is my verdict when it comes to the Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle?  Is it a rarity among BDSM playthings, or is it something I think every member of the community should have in their playbag?  Or is it something that doesn’t perform as it should or falls short in comparison to other models?  Stay tuned and find out!

Key Takeaways
4.1 out of 5 stars

Affordable at a mere $22.99, capable of being sweetly sensual or sinfully intense, and great for beginning or winding down just about any impact play scene, the Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle is a definite must for anyone who likes their butt played with, or those who want to spank other people’s perky posteriors.

Who Should Try It? Lovehoney’s Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle would interest anyone fond of impact play activities.  What’s unique about this product, though, is how it’s flat on one side while slightly cushioned and satin-like on the other.  Put these together, and you have a great introductory as well as advanced impact play paddle.  One that’s suitable for all sorts of different players and playstyles.

Who Can Skip It? If spanking or being spanked doesn’t turn your sexual motor on, then I doubt if the Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle is going to be something you would be interested in.

You Can Buy It on the official Lovehoney website for $25.

What is the Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle?

Lovehoney’s Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle is a relatively narrow, double-sided impact play toy.  One is made of hard, flat, fairly stiff leather, while the other is crushed satin; striking a person’s posterior with the former produces somewhat extreme sensations.  On the other hand, the latter is considerably lighter due to its fairly gentle paddling.

Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle

The handle also sports a metal grommet through which is attached a short length of something like a shoestring.  I bring it up because using this cord can make swinging it much easier than other paddles.  It’s a nice bonus for people who may find weirding impact play toys tough on their wrists.

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

As you can see in the image below, Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle doesn’t come with a lot, but what it does include is a very pleasant surprise.  Aside from the toy itself, which comes in a plain, sealed plastic bag, you also receive a surprisingly informative little combination of user guide and information tag.  Attached to the battle’s shoestring-like cord by a metal keychain, it provides a lightly worded instruction on how to use the paddle, such as using the satin side to warm a bottom’s… well, bottom before switching to the more intense, flat leather side.

The packaging

Specifications

How does Lovehoney’s Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle measure up?

  • Material: Satin, Leather
  • Measurements: Lovehoney’s Satin And Leather Spanking Paddle Is Twelve And A Half Inches Long. It Is Also Slightly Over A Quarter Inch Thick And Two And A Quarter Inches Wide.
  • Color: Black

How to Use Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle?

As I mentioned, using Lovehoney’s Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle is surprisingly easy and extremely enjoyable.  As with other impact play toys, the person swinging it simply needs to grasp it so that their hand or arms don’t tire easily or get strained.  Then they should target their partner’s or playmate’s butt, being careful to avoid hitting their coccyx or tailbone.  The reason is that the coccyx is an extension of the spine, and there’s a chance that damaging it could result in potentially serious nerve damage.

The included instructions

Fortunately, this spanking paddle is delightfully easy to wield, so getting it to stay only where you and your partner want it is a piece of cake.  It’s also the perfect length and not especially flexible, so there’s little to no risk of it wrapping.  In case you don’t know, wrapping usually occurs with BDSM products like floggers, where their strands curve around someone’s butt instead of landing flat.  The result can be a more annoying stingy versus less-than-sensual sensations.

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My Personal Experience

A huge fan of both giving and getting a good spanking, my partner and I were over-the-top thrilled to have fun with the Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle.  The moment we got it out of its plastic packaging, we knew it would quickly become an all-time favorite impact play toy.

For starters, for less than twenty dollars, it’s exceptionally well-made from real, actual natural leather.  Then there’s its double-sided design, essentially making it two paddles in one.

During our initial playtime with it, we discovered that switching between the two sides was so natural and easy that half the time, neither one of us was even aware we were doing it.  Additionally, we loved how it was the perfect weight, length, and width, unlike some other paddles we’ve tried that felt either too big or too small.  Silly, I know, but my partner and I both agreed the Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle was like Goldilocks and her porridge in it was just right.

Design

Although some impact play toys resemble ping pong paddles, while others resemble something akin to rulers, the Satin and Leather product somehow manages to be the best of both worlds.  Not too wide as to hit too much of a person’s behind or so narrow it might be too intense, it hits precisely where and just hard enough to excite even the most experienced impact play fan.

Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle

I want to especially call out how cool it was that the Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle designers extended its satin padding all the way down the handle.  I mean, they could have kept it to just the business side of the paddle.  However, because they ran it all the way from one end to the other, it makes holding and swinging it extra comfortable and easy on the wrist.

Material

The Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle is crafted from premium natural leather and high-quality satin.  As you can see in the image below, its stitching is extremely impressive, showing no signs of fraying or anything that might indicate the manufacturer cut any sort of corners. By and large, I’d say it’s right up there when it comes to balancing quality with affordability.

Close-up of the stictches

Build Quality and Dimensions

At twelve and a half inches from one end to the other and, at the most, two and three-quarters inches wide, this paddle is ideally sized for spanking just about every kind of butt you can imagine.  While it might be a little narrow, at around a quarter inch, it’s not uncomfortable to use and is unlikely to miss the target.

Ease of Use

It takes a lot of careful consideration, not to mention design skill, to create an impact play toy that’s as fun to swing as it is exciting to be struck by.  Which is why getting to play with Lovehoney’s Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle was such a delightful treat for my partner and me.  Whatever type of play we tried, from intensely vigorous to soothingly sensual, we never felt anything even remotely like discomfort or fatigue when swinging it.

Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle

Versatility

Though impact toys like paddles can technically be used on places like breasts, thighs, or occasionally shoulders, I strenuously recommend sticking only to places known for being arousing and safe.  In other words, you or someone else’s good, old-fashioned ass.  To begin with, aside from steering clear of someone’s tailbone, it’s particularly impossible to seriously injure someone by just swatting their posterior.  Also, due to the butt being really close to the genitals, you can get a really exciting turn-on when smacking someone’s rear end.

Warranty and Support

If, for any reason, a product purchased from Lovehoney is defective, you have a full year to contact them to request a non-exchange refund.  Meanwhile, as long as a product hasn’t been used or removed from its original packaging, you can also contact them for a similar, non-exchange, refund.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

After all’s said and done, if I had to say anything that’s not 100% positive about the Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle, it would be that I wish the handle were just a little thicker.  As it is, it’s not exactly hard or uncomfortable to use, but it was more like an inch or maybe even half an inch thick, rather than half that size; it might be even easier to play with.

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Review Summary

Pros

  • Crafted from high-grade natural leather.
  • Firm leather on one side, cushioned satin on the other
  • Comfortable to use, arousing when on the receiving end

Cons

  • The handle could be a bit thicker.
  • Not particularly flexible, so may take some getting used to
  • Leather toys require extra special care

Alternatives to Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle

Kink’s Bad Kitty Paddle

Looking for a toy that’s as cute as it is a hoot-and-a-half to play with?  If I’ve got your curiosity piqued, then take a gander at this purr-fect red and black, hard and cushioned paddle over at Kinkstore.  Also made from high-grade leather, it’s on the larger side, delivering deeper, less stingy sensations than thinner paddles.  Not only that, but this Bad Kitty Paddle is flat-out gorgeous!  Play with this … excuse the expression “striking” paddle and you’ll look as hot as the person getting spanked by it will feel!

Bad Kitty Paddle by Kink
You can read my full Bad Kitty Paddle by Kink review here.

Bondage Boutique Faux Leather Red Stars Slapper Spanking Paddle

Another superb Lovehoney toy, this ping-pong-shaped crop is ideally suited for when you want to hit a very specific spot on someone’s body repeatedly.  A little nasty, a little romantic, its business end is expertly balanced to be big enough to hit somewhat like a narrow paddle while not overly much that it’s hard to control.  Plus, its springy shaft means that, unlike most other paddles, it’s capable of boosting the person using it with force.  Essentially, it allows for a surprisingly intense smack with much less effort.  So, a great option for those searching for a toy that won’t tire out either the tops or the bottoms before the fun can begin.

Do you want more options? We have tested many more spanking paddles in this article.

I’m Sold! Where Can I Buy It?

Grab your new Satin and Leather impact toy here.

Thanks for reading my Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle review!

M.Christian

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