So, you’re thinking about making a DIY dildo mount? It may sound like a crafty adventure, but hold onto your tape measure for just a sec. While we all love DIY projects, making sex toys can lead to unexpected bumps in the road (and not the fun kind).
Our advice? Buy a top-notch product like the Liberator BonBon instead – it’s a must-have if you ask me, and it’s only $109.99 at Lovehoney (even cheaper with the discount code MSTG15 for 15% off!). But if you’re still set on making your own device, we’ve got some semi-safe ideas for you below.
- Instead of building your sex toys, we strongly suggest investing in a pre-tested, ready-to-rock product that’s been through the works, ensuring it won’t let you down when the action heats up. Getting all daredevil is only cool in the movies, safety should always be a priority in the real world!
- Now if that warning sign didn’t make you flinch and you’re confident about doing it yourself, there are some semi-safe options below. But remember, it’s as delicate as walking on eggshells, so follow the instructions to a T to keep the risks to a minimum!
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What Are DIY Dildo Mounts?
DIY Dildo Mounts are homemade gadgets that allow you to mount your favorite dildo or vibrator for hands-free riding. The idea is to create a custom accessory tailor-made for your body, making it straightforward to experiment with different sexual positions and angles. It’s all about enhancing your pleasure in a way that suits you best.
Note: The Liberator BonBon (product above) is an example of a real dildo mount. Besides holding your toy in place, it doubles as a sex position enhancer. While it’s too big to use as a neck or head pillow, it comes in handy during certain sex positions. The versatility this toy brings is one of the main reasons it’s a winner in our best dildo mount roundup.
Is Making A Homemade Dildo Mount Safe?
Crafting your own DIY dildo holder isn’t safe at all, and we strongly advise against it for several reasons. First and foremost, homemade mounts lack the reliability and stability of their commercially available counterparts, potentially leading to accidents or injuries during use. Moreover, the materials used in homemade mounts might not be entirely body-friendly, possibly causing skin irritation or allergic reactions.
Unlike commercially available mounts that undergo rigorous safety and durability testing, homemade versions haven’t faced the same scrutiny, leaving their safety and robustness in doubt.
If you’re open to a less hands-free approach, you can always make a homemade dildo and take control of the thrusting action yourself. This way, you can eliminate many of the risks.
Some Semi-Safe Ideas
When it comes to makeshift dildo mounts, safety should always be a top priority, and yes we have to stress that throughout this article because that’s how important it is. But here are a few semi-safe ideas that you can try at your own risk:
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1. Soft Play Half Circle
Ever seen those cushioned half circles in gymnastics classes? Well, they’re not just for tumbles and somersaults anymore! They are also perfect for crafting a decent dildo mount, especially if your chosen dildo comes with a trusty suction cup. If your favorite dong isn’t packing a suction cup, check out our DIY suction cup dildo guide for some crafty tips.
Now, if the thought of repurposing a plaything for adult escapades doesn’t tickle your fancy, consider the Liberator Pulse in the image above. Our test drivers were smitten with their sleek, low-profile design and slender body that’s just begging to be straddled. While folks on the taller end of the spectrum might not find it as cozy, those of us in the short-to-average range are in for some low-height delights!
2. Thigh Harness Around a Firm Cushion
So, picture this: a thigh harness like the Thigh Harness by Sportsheets in the image below, that wraps snugly around your leg and cradles your favorite dildo. Now, pair it with a firm cushion, and voila! You’ve got yourself a comfy, secure dildo mount. Just strap that thigh harness onto your leg and fasten it to the cushion using a trusty belt or maybe even a scarf if you’re feeling fancy.
3. With a DIY Harness
If you’re in the mood for a little DIY adventure, whip up your very own dildo harness with some everyday materials. First, grab some tough fabric, a handful of D-rings, and some Velcro. Cut that fabric into your preferred shape, attach those D-rings, and seal the deal with Velcro magic. This concept plays well on the bed, couch, or even right on the floor, making it a versatile player in your arsenal of pleasure. Here are the detailed steps we found by user P-SpotPlayer on Reddit:
Materials used:
- 10-12 feet of 1″ webbing (or a 30′ roll for extra straps)
- Heavy-duty adjustable buckles (10 pieces)
- O-ring
- Lighter (for sealing ends of webbing)
Step-by-Step Guide for DIY Harness Solution:
- Cut two pieces of webbing to the desired length. Use a lighter to lightly burn the ends of the webbing to prevent fraying.
- Double-loop each piece of webbing through the O-ring.
- Attach the heavy-duty adjustable buckles to the ends of the webbing.
- Find a suitable surface for mounting, such as a coffee table, footstool, or pillow.
- Attach the straps to the chosen surface.
- Slide a flared toy through the O-ring.
- Mount up and adjust the straps as necessary for a secure fit.
Note: Please exercise caution and ensure the stability and safety of your chosen surface for mounting.
Source: Reddit
4. Bowling Ball
Using a bowling ball as a mount is a decent idea, especially for people with shorter legs. Here’s how Redditor StompinAroundTown pulled it off:
Materials used:
- Bowling ball (around 9 pounds)
- Towel (for cushioning)
Step-by-Step Guide:
- Purchase a bowling ball from a local thrift store. Look for one that weighs around 9 pounds for stability.
- Clean the bowling ball thoroughly before use.
- Wrap a towel around the bottom of the bowling ball. This will provide a soft and comfortable surface for positioning.
- Position the bowling ball in a way that allows for easy access and penetration. The towel will help prevent the ball from sliding or rolling.
- Adjust the angles and positions as desired. The bowling ball and socket joint-like movement allow for flexibility and easy angle adjustments during use.
- For anal penetration, take advantage of the ability to shift angles to find the right position to insert in your anus. Make adjustments based on what you feel to hit the right spot.
Pro Tips:
- Ensure the bowling ball is clean and free of any dirt or debris.
- Use a towel that is soft and comfortable to provide cushioning around the bottom of the bowling ball.
- Experiment with different angles and positions to find what works best for you and your partner.
- Communication and consent are essential when engaging in any sexual activity. Make sure both partners are comfortable and enjoying the experience.
- Clean the bowling ball thoroughly after use to maintain hygiene.
Note: If the bowling ball idea sounds good to you because of your short legs but you want to avoid all the trouble of doing all the steps, getting the Liberator Wing would be the right call. Unlike BonBon, it’s easier to carry around and considerably shorter, meaning even those below-average vagina owners will enjoy hands-free pleasure.
Source: Reddit
Not Safe at All Ideas
Now, let’s talk about some DIY dildo stand ideas that are about as safe as a bull in a china shop. We’re talking recipes for disaster, folks, so do yourself a favor and steer clear. Here are a few head-shaking examples:
Glass Bowl
Using a glass bowl as a DIY dildo mount? Well, that’s like trying to balance on a tightrope made of spaghetti. Even if it’s one of those heavy-duty glass bowls, glass has a sneaky habit of developing micro-fractures you can’t even see. So, imagine this: you’re in the heat of the moment, and suddenly, your glass bowl shatters like a firework on the Fourth of July. Ouch, right?
Yoga Blocks
Now, yoga blocks are like your friendly neighborhood stacking blocks, right? Well, not when you’re playing DIY dildo mount Jenga. Stacking yoga blocks on top of each other might sound like a clever idea, but it’s about as stable as a tower of cards in a hurricane. One wrong move, and that stack of yoga blocks? Yeah, it’s coming down faster than a house of cards. And let me tell you, you don’t want to be on top of it when it happens.
Remember, safety first, folks! Don’t put yourself in the line of fire with these risky DIY dildo mount ideas. Stick to toys and mounts designed for the job or treat yourself to a pre-made dildo mount from the pros.
How to Use Homemade Dildo Mounts?
So, you’ve decided to embark on this wild ride with your homemade dildo mount? Here are some steps to make sure this adventure goes off without a hitch:
- Choose the right materials: It’s like picking the right tools for the job – you wouldn’t use a toothpick to build a skyscraper, would you? Whether it’s a pillow, a piece of furniture, or even an exercise ball, make sure it’s sturdy and won’t buckle under pressure. Safety and comfort, my friends, that’s the name of the game.
- Secure the mount: This step is all about making sure your DIY contraption doesn’t pull a Houdini during the action. You can go all MacGyver with straps, ropes, or even good old duct tape (don’t overdo it, though). Please remember, you want it as stable as a table at grandma’s Sunday dinner – no wobbling allowed!
- Attach the dildo: Once your mount’s secured, it’s time to slap that dildo on there. You want it snug as a bug in a rug – no unplanned dismounts here. You can go old school with a harness or use your creativity.
- Get in position: Now that everything’s locked and loaded, it’s time to get into your groove. Are you a “lie on your back and let the good times roll” type, or maybe you’re feeling adventurous and want to straddle it like a rodeo champ? Take your pick! (I personally choose the latter)
- Experiment: Remember, this is your rodeo, partner! Try different speeds, angles, and depths – it’s like a buffet for your pleasure. Get your taste buds tingling!
- Clean up: After the grand finale, show some love by giving it a thorough cleaning. You don’t want any uninvited guests, do you? Get it spick and span for your next adventure.
And hey, even if your DIY delight has some padding, there’s no shame in adding extra cushioning for those marathon sessions. You want to be as comfy as a panda in a bamboo forest, right? (Aaaaw!) For more tips and tricks on wielding your dildo like a pro, check out our guide on proper dildo use.
Why Is It Better to Buy Commercial Products?
When it comes to sex toys, including dildo mounts, you may be tempted to go the DIY route to save money. However, we believe that buying a branded dildo mount is the far better option for several reasons. Let’s check them out:
Safety
Picking a genuine, store-bought dildo mount over your home-brewed version is like opting for a seatbelt in a sports car over a length of frayed rope in a soapbox derby. These manufacturers have safety embedded in the entire organization, and they craft mounts with only materials. No nasty surprises, no DIY disasters, just a smoother, worry-free ride to Pleasureville. So, if you want to avoid any unpleasant surprises, it’s best to go with a real product.
For relative beginners, it’s important to get the basics first, and by that, we mean starting with the Liberator Humphrey (image above). Light as a feather, you can move it around like it’s on wheels (well, almost!). The best part? Humphrey is compatible with multiple sex toy types, including wand massagers, rabbit vibrators, and dildos. This provides a wide variety of options for an exploring novice on the hunt for the one.
Build Quality
Next, let’s talk about durability. When it comes to the real deal, we’re talking materials that can stand the test of time – they’re the Iron Man suits of the sex toy world. They can handle more action than a Hollywood blockbuster sequel, and they won’t call in sick or throw a tantrum.
Now, let’s chat about those DIY hacks. Picture this: you put in all that hard work, you’re ready to roll, and *snap* – it’s a DIY disaster. You’ll find yourself reaching for the duct tape faster than a superhero in an emergency. They might break or wear out quicker than a one-hit-wonder in the music industry. So, remember, folks, when it comes to lasting power, real dildo mounts are the marathon runners, while DIY? They’re more like a sprint with a side of hiccups!
Versatility
Now, let’s dive into the versatility of these bad boys. Real dildo mounts are like the Swiss Army knives of the sex toy world, offering more positions than a yoga class and more attachments than a toolbox. They’re all about personalization, catering to your every desire. It’s like your own custom-built, pleasure-inducing machine!
But what about those DIY mounts? Well, let’s just say they might be a bit more one-trick-pony than you’d like. You won’t be pulling off those impressive Kama Sutra moves with these.
If you want the full package, the Motorbunny Buck might just be your new best friend. It’s got more bells and whistles than a Thanksgiving parade, with buzz and buck intensities to tickle your fancy. It’s like having your very own pleasure cruise with adjustable speeds and thrills. Now that’s what I call a versatile sidekick!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
What are some other DIY hands-free options?
If you’re looking for more DIY hands-free options, consider using a thigh harness with a sturdy cushion or pillow. You can find detailed instructions on how to create this setup in our DIY Sybian article. This option works best for a sitting position, but if you want to mix things up, you can try making a homemade sex machine with the right tools, resources, and skills.
Here’s also our full guide on making a homemade sex machine for those who are interested.
Can you use any dildo with a DIY dildo mount?
Most DIY dildo mounts can be used with any type of dildo, as long as the dildo has a flat base or a suction cup. However, please ensure it’s sturdy enough to hold the weight of both the dildo and your body during use. If it’s not sturdy, it could break or tip over, which could result in injury. Additionally, it’s important to use body-safe dildos made from non-toxic materials, such as silicone or glass, to avoid any potential health risks.
Check out some of the best suction cup dildos to get an idea of what they look like.
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