I don’t think there is a single man out there that wouldn’t add a little more to his penis if given the opportunity. The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump promised to do just that, so I decided to give it a whirl. We have experimented penis pumps in the past, and we both enjoyed the more prominent erections they created. It had been a while since we had used one, so The Excelsior seemed like a perfect reintroduction to a classic toy.
I saw immediate results already after my first pump session. My erections got firmer and girthier, and the added length was about one centimeter. After two weeks of regular use, the erections were stronger, and my penis felt girthier in my hand. I also liked that it doubles as an automated blowjob machine. All in all, Excelsior is a great tool to have when your sexual confidence needs a boost.
Who Should Try It? It’s an excellent tool for anyone who misses those throbbing erections of yesteryear. It’s also a terrific non-invasive way to treat ED or add more lust to your bedroom.
Who Can Skip It? You do not want to use this product if you suffer from prolonged erections. If you have a history of blood disorders or blood clots or are taking blood thinners, don’t use this device before speaking with a medical professional first.
You Can Buy It on the Enhanced Male for $125.99.
Table Of Contents
What is The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump?
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a high-tech version of the old penis pump. Lynk Pleasure, the manufacturer, claims it to be the most advanced intelligent electric penis pump. The company states that it will stimulate your penis for extra growth, give you more control over your stamina, boost your confidence, and improve your erection and sexual health immediately.
Aside from all these broad claims, it is an electric penis pump and stroker in one. It has built-in technology to remember how to treat your penis and exercises to improve your penile health. It also comes with a stroker sleeve, so Excelsior doubles as an automated male masturbator simulating blow jobs. Pretty cool, huh?
First Impressions and Features
Unboxing
My Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump arrived in the post in a nondescript package, perfect for keeping curious eyes in doubt. The Lynk package is sleek and modern-looking. When I first held it in my hand, it felt like a delicate piece of science equipment—a suitable feeling since I was planning to experiment with it. I couldn’t wait to see if my hypothesis would come true while trying it out with my partner.
The blue LCD backlit screen happily greeted me when I powered it on. With the weight and size of it in my hand, I knew I would have no problems putting it into action.
Smart Memory Mode
Smart Mode will remember your preferred pressure settings to save you from fumbling around with all the different settings and speeds. And Smart Auto Suction mode boosts your erections and stamina. It vacuums the pump to your optimal level, releases the air, and then repeats itself. This process will continue for twenty minutes as indicated by the timer. Such exercises improve the blood flow to your penis.
Standard Auto Mode
Standard Auto Mode is the default automated pumping mode. It will gradually increase the pressure inside and you control the pressure levels and manually hold the times of that pressure.
Acrylic Cylinder with Measurements
The cylinder of the Excelsior uses extra thick, premium acrylic. It features measurements etched into it to see the growth in real time.
Pump Sleeve
The sleeve is a simple black ring made from body-safe, non-porous medical-grade silicone. It is super soft and stretchy, which makes it feel great against the skin. The sleeve creates an airtight seal ensuring maximum growth.
Real Skin Sleeve
Real Skin makes the stroker sleeve from TPE (thermoplastic elastomer). The stroker sleeve allows you to turn your pump into an automatic male masturbator that will suck you until completion.
LCD Screen
Featuring the largest backlit LCD screen of any penis pump on the market will allow you to read your settings easily. Information on display includes air pressure, battery, pumping level, timer, and other smart pump information.
Specifications
- Total length: 12.5 inches
- Cylinder length: 9 inches
- Cylinder width: 2.6 inches
- Insertable length: 8.5 inches
- Sleeve width: 3 inches
- Material: Acrylic, ABS, TPE, Silicone
- 1-year warranty
- 2-hour charging time
- 12-hour pumping time
- Not Waterproof
How to Use The Excelsior?
- First, trim or shave your pubic hair to ensure an airtight seal for the pump. This method provides maximum suction and eliminates pulled hairs.
- Apply a decent amount of lube to yourself and the inside of the sleeve you are using.
- Insert your penis and slide it down to where your penis meets your pelvis.
- Once you have achieved your desired erection, please remove it from the pump and have fun.
- You can apply a cock ring after pumping to help maintain your erection.
Standard Auto Mode
Standard Auto Mode is the default mode when powered on and allows for the most options while pumping.
- Turn Excelsior on by holding the power button for 3 seconds.
- Tap the power button again to begin auto-pumping.
- Click the power button to pause pumping and hold the pressure setting.
- To release small amounts of pressure, click the air release button (it looks like a cloud).
- To release all the pressure, hold the air release button down.
- To save your pressure setting to the Smart Memory, press the Smart Memory button (it looks like a clock) and hold for 3 seconds. If done successfully, a thumbs-up icon will appear on the screen.
- Hold the smart memory button again to remove the saved settings.
Smart Memory Mode
- Before using, you must have first saved a pressure setting from the Standard Auto Mode. Check for the thumbs-up icon.
- Click the Smart Memory button to activate the preset pressure.
- After 3 seconds, the Smart Memory Pumping will start. A 20-minute timer will appear on the screen and begin to count down.
- To keep the pressure in the tube for longer, click the Smart Memory button to increase the hold time. You can hold the pressure for a maximum of 10 minutes.
- To switch back to manual mode anytime, press the power button of the quick air release button.
Proceed With Caution
- If you feel discomfort, release the pressure by pressing the Air Release button.
- If you feel pain, stop using it immediately.
- Use only the minimum amount of pressure to achieve an erection.
- Too much pressure can result in bruising or ruptured blood vessels.
- Do not use it if you take blood thinners or have a history of blood clots or other blood disorders.
You can find more penis pump instructions in this guide.
My Personal Experience
Introduction
The Excelsior has many promises packed into one device, making me feel excitedly overwhelmed and unsure where to begin. My wife knew all about it and suggested I try it out alone— an excellent place to start. I advise the same to you unless your partner is as excited as you are to play with it.
We used it together countless times over a few weeks before writing this article. We loved it on the days when we were putting a little more effort into our lovemaking. However, on those lazy mornings or evenings, we sometimes skipped using it, mainly because it was already hard and we couldn’t be bothered with the extra effort. She would not have complained about the extra girth and firmness.
Packaging
The box is bold, modern, and sleek. At a glance, it could be a water pump or purifier, and only after reading the text do you find out what it is, simply calling it a pump for men keeping it classy and keeping nosey people in the dark. It would make a fantastic gift for any man as there is nothing emasculating about such a high-tech-looking device.
Build Quality
The Excelsior felt more like a delicate instrument for conducting a chemistry experiment than it did a tool for the bedroom. It was surprisingly lightweight and fragile, making me wonder how sturdy that plastic tubing is. For such a high-end product, I was surprised by this. Upon further research, I learned that it is made from high-quality acrylic, but I would still be cautious with it.
The two sleeves felt terrific. The silicone sleeve for pumping felt durable yet soft enough to put on your delicate parts. The stroker sleeve is made from TPE by Real Skin, the same used on Fleshlights, so you know it is the best.
The user interface feels sturdy. The buttons do not feel cheap while pressing them and give the impression that it would last many years with proper care.
Design
The design is brilliant. The user interface is practical and can be operated with one hand, and the safety release valve is just one click away if things get uncomfortable. Switching between programs and pressure levels is straightforward.
The measurements etched into the tubing are a great feature. You can measure your growth with every pump in real time. The only weird thing is the length of the tube. Why is it so bloody long? If anyone’s penis is long enough to fill this thing, why would they want to pump it up even more?
The dual-sleeve options on the Excelsior are fantastic, and it is easy to switch them when you want some playtime. Few penis pumps feature this, yet it’s so simple and brings so much joy.
Materials
The sleeve uses ultra-soft medical-grade silicone, and it is stretchy and creates a gentle airtight seal around your penis.
The stroker sleeve is made from TPE by Real Skin. It feels as close to human flesh as possible and is ultra stretchy to give you the most stimulating blow job you can ask for from a device.
The tube material is acrylic, and this section felt a little flimsy so I was careful not to drop it during use for fear of cracking the plastic. I don’t know if replacement parts are available, but this cheap feeling plastic was my only concern.
Ease of use
The interface was user-friendly, allowing it to operate with just one hand. The display screen is easy to read, letting you know what adjustments you want. I found The Excelsior easier to use out of the box than other manual pumps I’ve tried.
Stimulations
The first time using the pump, I had a more prominent and harder erection, resulting in a better orgasm when masturbating. The next couple of times yielded similar results while using it to edge me with the pleasure sleeve. I kept the pressure pretty low as I was uncomfortable setting it higher without more practice. It takes some getting used to the sensation of the pump.
You never want to go too high when you begin using a penis pump at first, which may cause bruising or damage to blood vessels and, worst case scenario, cause hemorrhaging.
The stroker sleeve was a little short, I felt. At 5.25 inches, it could be longer to engulf the head of longer men. I found this frustrating as I craved stimulation there, but it still sucked plenty of orgasms out of me. The best was using the pump to get ultrahard and then going for my favorite stroker.
When the time came to show my partner just what my fancy new toy could do, she was not disappointed. It felt fantastic to be inside her with such an erection, and I could feel more of her, which turned me on and brought out more of my animalistic lust.
She said that she, too, felt a difference, not like I was a porn star massive and had a new dick, but more as if I filled her better. She told me she couldn’t remember the last time I was stiff like that, and I must admit I couldn’t either.
Overall the sex was better for both of us.
Versatility
The Excelsior is one of the more versatile penis pumps on the market, as it doubles as a masturbator. The intelligent technology and exercises it contains mean you can maximize your pumping experience. Using the Smart Memory gives speedy erections like a magician puts a spell on you keeping your partner from waiting. The Smart Auto Suction exercises are excellent training to make sure you can rock those erections when you need them the most.
Pop the Real Skin sleeve into the Excelsior, and you have yourself an automated blowjob machine. You can also use the sleeve alone as a manual masturbation sleeve.
Short Term Results
Using Excelsior showed immediate results from the first pump. My erections were much firmer and girthier, and the added length was around half to a whole centimeter. This size change was due to my penis being at its maximum erectness, not any change in the actual size of my penis. Because I could feel more of my partner, I maintained this erection throughout our sessions. While masturbating, I would keep this erection for around thirty minutes. For those that have ED, it might be different.
Long Term Results
After two weeks of using my pump regularly, I noticed that the erections I got by myself were getting stronger, and my penis felt like it had more girth in my hand. Just as was the case with my previous experiences, though, the Excelsior didn’t give me any noticeable long-term length or girth for long periods. There may be evidence to support the idea that increased blood flow to the penis will eventually increase its size and improve your performance, but there are no concrete studies that I could find to support this. In saying that, Excelsior is a great tool to have by your side when your sexual confidence may need a boost.
If you want to see what Excelsior looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Review Summary
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The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is an excellent tool for any man that misses those throbbing erections of yesteryear. It is a terrific non-invasive way to treat ED or add more lust to your bedroom. The training exercises found within Smart Mode will increase your blood flow and boost your penile health. The fact that it doubles as the automated blowjob machine and gives you a healthier dick is reason enough to consider such a wonderful invention.
Pros
- Penis pump and automated blowjob machine in one.
- Creates firmer erections
- It’s a tremendous non-medicinal way to treat ED
- Boost your confidence in the bedroom.
- It will keep both partners satisfied.
- Easy to disassemble for cleaning.
- Quiet to use.
Cons
- Difficult to clean if you finish inside of it while pleasuring yourself
- Not entirely waterproof
- The Stroker sleeve is a little short
- Plastic tube material feels flimsy
Who is This For?
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a terrific bedside accessory. It is great for any male who may have trouble achieving or maintaining their erection, no matter what the issue may be. The Excelsior is excellent for masturbation, producing a better orgasm, or with a partner. Suppose you are a couple looking to spice things up and enjoy new sensations. In that case, it could be what you need as it will enlarge your penis, giving your partner even more of you to enjoy.
Who is This Not For?
If you suffer from prolonged erections, you do not want to use this. For those who have a history of blood disorders or blood clots or are taking blood thinners, do not use this device before speaking with a medical professional first. If you can still achieve pulsating rock-hard erections, then there is no need for this product.
Excelsior Alternatives
Bathmate Hydromax Series
The Bathmate Hydromax Series is a selection of the same penis pumps in various sizes for a custom fit for everyone. Hydromax uses water instead of air inside, creating a uniform pressure within, which is excellent for penile health and growth. The water also prevents bruising and other possible injuries. It is a manual pump and is best used in the shower or bath, as the name suggests. It costs $159.99.
Fleshlight Fleshpump: Electric Penis Pump
The Fleshlight Fleshpump is a less hightech penis pump than the Excelsior. It features a two-button interface, pump, and release, and is quiet compared to other models but requires two arms to operate. It is quick to assemble, use, clean, and effective. It costs $99.99
Basic Trigger Penis Pump 8.5 Inches
The Basic Trigger Penis Pump is considered one of the best manual penis pumps on a budget, and it only costs $25.99 and yields terrific results. It relies on air pressure from a simple trigger function allowing you to pump with minimal effort.
Do you want more options? We have an extensive penis pump guide here.
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
It is best to buy your Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump from a trusted online sex toy shop theenhancedmale.com or Lynk’s website. Buying your products from them will ensure any shipping or warranty discrepancies will be dealt with professionally.
How to Clean The Excelsior Penis Pump?
Cleaning The Excelsior is easy, thanks to all the removable parts. Pull lightly on the electric head to remove it from the tube. Remove the sleeve from the tubing and wash it with warm water and soap. You may clean the electric head with a damp cloth, but be cautious as it is not waterproof—dry all components before storing.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
How to store The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump?
The best way to store Excelsior is in a fabric pouch once dried in a cool, dry area. Doing this will prevent dust from collecting on your pump and ensure longevity.
What lube to use?
It is best to use a water-based lube with your Excelsior penis pump. Water-based lube will prevent any damage from happening to the sleeves.
Is it waterproof?
No, The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is not waterproof. Please do not take it into the shower, and be cautious while cleaning.
How loud is The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump?
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is quiet and no louder than a fridge running.
What warranties are available?
The Excelsior comes with a one-year warranty from the manufacturer.
Did It ship discreetly?
Yes, The Excelsior will arrive at your doorstep in discreet packaging, so no one will know what is inside.
Thanks for reading my Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump review!
Tim
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