10 Non-Phallic and Unrealistic Dildos 2024, Ranked By Sexologist!

Unbeknownst to many, not everyone loves a realistic-looking sex toy and many enjoy the exciting thrill of non-phallic dildos. But which of the many models and brands should I buy?

After testing dozens of unrealistic dildos we found Blush Impressions Ibiza to be the highest-rated of them all. The testers highlighted how the high-quality sex toy was shaped differently than most in a significant way, with a unique design that looked like a high-rise tower. If you don’t like the cliché penis-like build, you’ll undoubtedly love the simplistic and unique shaft with sunken middle and bulbous edges on either end. The waterproof silicone toy’s robust motor churned out 5 vibration patterns and 5 rhythmic pulsations that mimicked heartbeats.

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Why You Should Trust Us

Sandra Larson is known for her long-standing expertise in using dildos, a distinction she’s earned among our team at My Sex Toy Guide. You won’t find her focusing on your average dildos; Sandra’s all about those quirky, unreal designs that make you do a double-take. From artistically crafted pieces to downright whimsical designs, she’s seen it all and has a lot to say about each one. It’s her playful yet insightful take on these unconventional toys that make her reviews a must-read.

One thing you’ll also love about her is she’s a fan of hearing stories from her readers, so if you have questions, don’t hesitate to reach out to Sandra. You can call her at +1 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected]—just make sure to include your name and contact information.

 

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How We Picked The Products

Our crew handpicked a dozen really interesting and non-standard dildos to dive into for this piece. Before we got our team together to try these toys out, I laid out some important reasons why people love these kinds of sex toys. These well-defined test criteria were our roadmap during the review, helping us spot the best non-phallic dildos.

• Design: Why take the half-measure when you can go full extraordinary, right? Our unique dildos aren’t just about looking good; our testers made sure that they’re about feeling amazing in new, artistic ways that regular models just can’t match.
• Material: It’s all about feeling good and staying safe. We pick materials like silicone, glass, and metal that are kind to your body and last a long time, keeping the fun going without any worries.
• Shapes and Sizes: We know that one size doesn’t fit all in the world of sex toys. Whether just starting or having been around the block, we made sure to get a mix of shapes and sizes because everyone deserves a perfect match.
• Textures: You might not know this but texture takes the experience from good to great. We hunt for products with cool surfaces that send tingles in all the right places, making each moment more exciting than the last.
• Versatility: Who doesn’t love a toy that can do it all? Deep down we all know this is what we want. So our testers made sure to give higher scores to models that bring more to the table, whether that’s different ways to play or fitting in with various styles – variety is the spice of life!
• Special Features: It’s the little things that count, like suction cups for hands-free fun or special ridges that hit all the right spots. Our experts made sure these bells and whistles were not overlooked but evaluated carefully.
• Ease Of Use: Keeping things simple is the golden rule of evaluating sex toys. We focus on products that are a breeze to use and easy to clean, because who needs hassle when you’re trying to have fun?
• Price: Good vibes shouldn’t cost the earth. We look for dildos that fit all kinds of budgets, because everyone deserves a bit of pleasure, no matter what their wallet says.

During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Design (25%) and Material (25%). After that comes Shapes/Sizes (10%), Textures (10%), Versatility (10%) Special Features (10%), Ease of Use (5%), and Price (5%)

 

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Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

 

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1. Blush Impressions Ibiza: Our Overall Test Winner!

Why we love Blush Impressions Ibiza:

Among the dozens of models we reviewed, Blush Impressions Ibiza came out as the best non-realistic dildo. The unique design looked more like a modern high-rise tower than a sex toy. I know some dislike the cliché penis-like products, and I couldn’t think of a better option than the stylish toy.

Like its name, Blush Impressions Ibiza was magical! The testers highlighted how the design language balanced form and function impeccably. “Everything from the choice of silky-smooth silicone to the bulbous edges and rounded head made the design incredibly exciting for the user,” says Rachel Sommer. “Sliding it through the vaginal or ass was a bliss, and the balance between a smooth penetration and thrilling thrusting was evident with the bulbous silicone body.”

Besides the design, we loved Blush Impression’s dimensions. The 6.75″ insertable length and 1.5″ width were substantial, and even the more experienced folks won’t be disappointed. According to Shane Davis, it was incredibly satisfying and stroking it back and forth felt more fulfilling than the other products in the article.

Note: The dimensions might make Ibiza too much for beginners. If this is your first toy, consider getting something smaller.

Let’s talk about the power. Blush Impressions Ibiza’s motor churned out a series of rumbly vibrations that added to the fulfilling sensations. Unlike most other products we tested, the vibrations were intense. More importantly, there were five vibration speeds and five rhythmic pulsations that mimicked the throbbing of a heartbeat.

Pro Tip: Unlike most vibrating dildos in the category, we loved Ibiza’s user-friendly control interface. The 2-button control pad near the base was easy to reach, and the buttons were responsive, making it easy for anyone to regulate the experience.

The build quality was another highlight of the review. We loved that the designers used body-safe silicone material because it significantly improved the durability while enhancing the user experience with the waterproof property. In addition, the attention to detail was impressive, with the smooth finishing and rounded edges.

Lastly, the suction cup base was more potent than anticipated. We tried it on different surfaces, and it held on perfectly. “It came off a few times when I stuck it onto my shower wall, but only after I went overboard with the circular thrusting,” says Sandra Larson. “Very few suction bases have survived the test on horizontal surfaces, so the Ibiza performed well.”

Note: The suction cup base was harness compatible, and it worked well with most standard strap-on harnesses in the collection. The flared base also made it anal play ready.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the vibrations transfer to the lower part of the shaft and the handle, causing numbness when you use the product with your hand. Luckily, the suction cup base proved reliable enough across different surfaces.

In addition, the 6.75″ insertable length and 1.5″ width might be too much for beginners. If Blush Impressions Ibiza is your first toy, consider getting a smaller-sized model.

Why Blush Impressions Ibiza is our test winner:

• Design: Blush Impressions Ibiza’s non-realistic design made it an exciting product in the article. We loved how the designers balanced the modern style and unique blend of functionality and form. The non-phallic look veers into the fantasy category of design, moving away from the cliché penis-like build and opening the user’s world to new imaginations. The bulbous edges, extended shaft, and comparable girth make it ideal for intermediate and experienced users.
• Stimulations: The RumbeTech motor was more powerful than the team had anticipated. The vibrations were more rumbly than buzzy, making the intensity higher and more impactful than the other dildos we tested. In addition, the range of five vibration speeds and rhythmic pulsations provided a wide range of possibilities to explore.
• Versatility: Ibiza’s strong suction cup base frees your hands so you can focus on what matters the most, having a great time. Notably, the flared base opens the world to new possibilities like anal sex and pegging play because of its harness compatibility.

Features:

• Material: Silicone
• Insertable Length: 6.75″
• Diameter: 1.5″

Pros:

• Impressively powerful vibrations.
• Convenient suction cup base.
• It’s made from body-safe silicone material.
• The flared base is harness-compatible.
• It’s 100% waterproof.
• User-friendly control pad.

Cons:

• The vibrations are transferred to the handle.
• It might not be an ideal first dildo.

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2. Lovehoney Curved: Our Budget Pick!

Why we love Lovehoney Curved:

Among all the non-realistic dildos we reviewed, Lovehoney Curved proved to be the best value for money. The thoughtfully designed model costs $24.99, a price the review panel described as the bargain of the century.

Pro Tip: Most of the products we reviewed ranged between $40 – $70, further emphasizing the better value that Lovehoney Curved gave us.

The product is ideal for beginners looking to explore the world of non-anatomical sex toys without breaking the bank. More importantly, you don’t have to be a novice. Intermediate and experienced folks can make the most of the price to add an exciting internal stimulation dildo to their sex toy collection. Everything from the all-silicone body to the tapered build and user-friendly dimensions (all seen in the image above) makes the $24 price tag competitive. We’d love to know how important price is when buying a sex toy. Feel free to tell us your thoughts at 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected].

Let’s talk about the design. We were delighted with how Lovehoney designers emphasized beginner-friendliness. The tapered design with a pointed head (highlighted in the image above) and a body that got girthier towards the base significantly simplified penetration. More importantly, the curved shaft We’ve tested numerous Lovehoney toys, and the least of our worries is the build quality. Lovehoney Curved’s attention to detail was evident from the get-go. Everything from the smooth curves to the flared base and angled shaft made it stand out. In addition, the body-safe silicone material greatly enhanced durability and made Lovehoney Curved bath-friendly for people (like me) who enjoy sex in the shower.

The Lovehoney Curved’s dimensions complemented the design. At just 6″ insertable length and 4″ circumference, it’s long enough for precise internal stimulation without feeling overwhelmed. The combination of a tapered design and average size rendered the model ideal for beginners and intermediate consumers.

Note: The size might be beginner-friendly, but it also means experienced folks might find Lovehoney Curved a little underwhelming.

Versatility was another highlight of the review. Besides the tapered design that significantly simplified insertion, the flared base (image above) made it safe for anal exploration fans. In addition, the base was compatible with most standard-sized harnesses – as long as the O-ring had a 1.5″ diameter. Unlike most large dildos, it held on the strap-on without slouching. The suction cup base wasn’t the strongest among the reviewed models, but it worked well for a $20 model. Hanging on the walls seemed problematic with moderate to intense stroking, but Lovehoney Curved proved resourceful on the bathroom floor. In addition, the team noted that sprinkling a few drops of water on the flat surface enhanced the suction pressure.

Another aspect of Lovehoney Curved’s versatility was the small pouch beneath the flared base. It accommodates most bullet vibrators, adding a much-needed buzz to the experience. Unfortunately, the vibrations were more buzzy than rumbly. The buzz floated around the base and wasn’t as impactful as other traditional vibrating models. It was more of a rimming blend of sensations concentrated around the base of the shaft.

Note: The bullet vibrator shoots outwards from the base, successfully limiting the suction base’s ability. Using the vibrator means forfeiting the hands-free experience, and most reviewers were disappointed they couldn’t enjoy both.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The most significant concern was the dimensions. At 6 inches, the model might be underwhelming for experienced folks seeking more intensity.

In addition, the bullet vibrator and suction base functionalities crashed, and we couldn’t use both simultaneously. The vibe popped out past the base, thus affecting the suction pressure.

Why Lovehoney Curved is preferred for beginners and budget seekers:

• Price: Lovehoney Curved was the most affordable among all the non-phallic dildos we reviewed. For $24.99, the model is a massive bargain. We didn’t expect much from the $20 product, but the well-thought design and phenomenal build quality were astonishing. Unlike the competing models, Lovehoney Curved was made from body-safe silicone. In addition, the versatile design included a bullet vibrator and a suction cup base.
• Design: Besides the price, we were taken aback by the product’s incredible build. The reviewers highlighted how the tapering and squishy finish simplified insertion and made the toy beginner-friendly. “I loved how the design promoted a gentle stretching experience,” says Shane Davis. “The simplified thrusting and silky silicone made the experience exciting for everyone, including those with sensitive skin.”
• Versatility: The suction cup base proved resourceful from the get-go. It made the simplistic dildo dynamic, allowing for hands-free thrusting. Notably, the base was also harness-compatible for pegging play fans. Lastly, the inclusion of a small pouch at the bottom for the vibrating bullet added the much-needed buzz to take your self-pleasuring experience to the next level.
• Size: Another highlight was the dimensions. At 6 inches of insertable length and 4 inches of circumference, the product was the ideal choice for beginners and intermediate users. In addition, the tapering added to the ease of use while promoting a gentle stretching experience.

If you want to see what Lovehoney Curved looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read the full review of Lovehoney Curved right here if you want to learn more.

Features:

• Material: Silicone
• Insertable Length: 6″
• Circumference: 4″

Pros:

• Incredible value for money.
• The curved shape enhances precision.
• Beginner-friendly tapered design.
• A gentle stretching experience.
• Relatively strong suction cup base.
• Hands-free compatible.

Cons:

• Experienced users might find it underwhelming.
• The vibrating bullet protrudes, thus affecting the suction base.

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3. Avant Pride P1: Most Effective For Hands-Free Play

Why we love Avant Pride PI:

Avant Pride P1 was the highest-rated among the hands-free models we tested. The modern and stylish suction cup base was the strongest in the article, and its universal harness compatibility added to the versatility.

Unlike the competing models, Avant Pride designers used a flexible material on the suction base, making it easy to squeeze the air out with minimal pressure. Hence, it remained in place throughout extended periods of use. “I think the team got it right in balancing the squishiness and functionality around the base,” says Rachel Sommer. “The balance enhanced the user experience while ensuring a tight connection so you can ride your brains out without worrying about lost connections.”

We tested the suction base on different surfaces, including the bathroom floors, walls, and wooden tables. As long as the surface wasn’t breathable, Pride Avant held on firmly. In addition, we used the dildo with different harnesses, and the model felt stable even with silicone O-rings. Most of the other products we tested gave in to the pressure, reclining on the harness and making it hard to penetrate your partner.

Besides the dynamism, the team loved the design. Avant Pride P1’s unrealistic build made it perfect for folks seeking non-phallic dildos. Everything from the knobby head to the slightly curved shaft and bulbous body enhanced the user experience and made the stroking action stimulating. “The variation of size from the head to the base added an element of resistance to thrusting,” says Shane Davis. “It was an exciting blend of pleasure that balanced comfort and thrill impeccably.”

The suction cup base doubled as a flared shape, making the dynamic dildo ideal for G-spot and P-spot stimulation,

Something else that stood out was the pride colors. Whether you’re in the LGBTQ+ community or not, we loved how colorful the product looked. Remember, good sex toys should be visually appealing and get you in the mood; luckily, the non-phallic model gets you there quite quickly.

The spongy silicone material was another highlight of the review. Other models, like the Lovehoney Curved, were much easier to insert, but Avant Pride’s squishy, knobby head was more exciting to use. The thrusting action was more impactful, and the soft silicone material ensured the user wasn’t overwhelmed even after extended use.

Note: The silicone warmed with your body to make the experience more organic. You can also run warm water before use to get it well and ready for the action.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the product doesn’t have vibration capabilities. If you must have the extra buzz to climax, then Avant Pride might not be for you.

Something else the review panel noted was the knobby head. It made it harder to insert and use Avant Pride P1, especially if you’re a beginner.

So if you think this issue is a potential deal breaker, you can find more on suction cup dildos here perfect for that hands-free play that you like.

Why Avant Pride P1 is the most recommended for hands-free play:

• Versatility: Among the models we reviewed, the Avant Pride P1 had the most robust suction cup base. The robust base held on firmly across different surfaces and withstood some rough-riding action. In addition, the flared base made it ideal for anal pleasure. The harness-compatible base also meant we could use it with a strap-on harness for hands-free pegging or lesbian sex.
• Design: Away from the dynamism, the review panel highlighted how the stocky, unrealistic design made stroking exciting. While beginners might find it hard to insert the dido, the resistance made stroking more stimulating, and the flat head increased the surface area, simplifying G-spot and prostate stimulation.
• Price: It might not be the cheapest non-phallic model, but Avant P1 is up there with the products that present the best value for money. For $39.99, the dong offered multiple bells and whistles, including the all-silicone body, a strong suction cup base, harness compatibility, and a bulbous body for intense sensations.

Features:

• Material: Silicone
• Insertable Length: 5.25″
• Diameter: 1.4″

Pros:

• It’s the perfect dildo for hands-free play.
• Strong suction cup base.
• Harness-compatible design.
• High-quality silicone material.
• Comparatively affordable – $39.99.
• A colorful pattern.

Cons:

• No vibration capabilities.
• The knobby head makes penetration more complicated.

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4. njoy Pure Wand: Our Favorite Metal Dildo

Why we love njoy Pure Wand:

There’s something about metal dildos that makes them gorgeous. Of course, the stiff build might push away beginners, but the stoic and artistic design makes them stand out.

njoy Pure Wand’s incredible balance between luxury and functionality made it the most effective non-realistic metal dildo in the article. The team loved the weighted body and the subsequent feeling of fullness that came from inserting the model in the vagina. “It was a magical feeling very few toys can replicate,” confirms Rachel.

The passionate Glow from the stainless steel spoke to the phenomenal build quality and impressive attention to detail. We loved the polished look and the sturdy yet beautiful finish (evident in the image above). Like other metal models we reviewed, the njoy Pure Wand will outlast you with the correct maintenance. Unfortunately, most people don’t like non-vibrating dildos, and reviewers on the internet seem to have an issue with the ‘non-active’ design. We’ve reviewed dozens of adult toys, and there’s a novelty that comes with the non-vibrating models. Of course, everyone has a preference, but the weighted body and temperature responsiveness made up for the slight inconvenience.

The design was the main highlight of the review. The designers used two differently-sized heads on either end (image below), allowing you to switch the sensations to match your mood and experience. The smaller bulb was easier to take on, and most people use it for anal play. On the other hand, the larger is better suited for vaginal penetration.

Pro Tip: You can use the smaller head to warm up before transitioning to the larger bulb to climax. Beginners can also use the smaller one before gradually building the willpower to take on the more challenging bulb.

Something else about the design that was exciting was the curved shaft (highlighted in the image below). Unlike the conventional straight build, the banana-like shaft made it easy to locate the G-spot (it was among the easiest to use in the article). While the curve was more defined than anticipated, it significantly enhanced the experience. If you must have vibrations to climax, you’ll be glad to know that pairing the njoy Pure Wand with a clitoral stimulation toy was straightforward. “You can easily regulate each with one hand, and harmonizing the movements is easy,” says Rachel Sommer. “It was surprisingly more effortless than other dildos we tested.”

Temperature play fans will enjoy the stainless steel material. Like silicone, it warms with the body for a more exciting stroking experience. However, it was more responsive to changes in ambient temperature, and the new warmth or cold feeling stayed for longer.

Pro Tip: Once you submerge the toy in warm or cold water, test it on the upper side of the hand before using it on the vagina. Using an extremely cold or hot toy can be painful, and you want to ensure it’s ideal before bringing it close to your genitals.

Minor issues we found during testing:

My main concern was the rugged stainless steel material. Beginners and other users with ultra-sensitive skin will find the model uncomfortable. In addition, people with weaker hands or mobility issues might have to look for a lighter dildo.

njoy doesn’t have vibrations. People who must get the buzz to climax won’t like it. If you fall in this category, get the rumbly L’ACIER CAPO. The robust metal dildo has a removable 10-function vibrator.

Why njoy Pure Wand is the best metal model:

• Build Quality: The njoy Pure Wand’s build quality was impressive. The medical-grade stainless steel material did more than look stylish. The non-porous metal enhanced the durability aspect, and unless you hammer it down, the toy will outlast you. The attention to detail and choice of a high-quality material stood out.
• Design: The choice to have two differently-sized heads was genius. Whether you want to use one for warming up and the other to finish the job or switch both for anal and vaginal penetration, the design opens your world to new possibilities. In addition, the curved shaft made it easy to locate the G-spot.
• Versatility: Besides the double-headed design, njoy Pure Wand’s temperature-responsive stainless steel makes it a dynamic dildo. You can warm or cool it before play and use it to tease yourself or your partner during masturbation or foreplay.

If you want to see what Pure Wand looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

If you have questions regarding this metal dildo, make sure to check out our nJoy Pure Wand review.

Features:

• Material: Stainless Steel
• Length: 8″
• Diameter: 1″ and 1.5″

Pros:

• An incredibly well-built metal dildo.
• Versatile double-headed design.
• A curved shaft enhances precision.
• It is ideal for shower and bath play.
• The weighted body promotes intense sensations.
• It comes in an elegant, giftable packaging.

Cons:

• It’s non-vibrating.
• njoy Pure Wand is expensive – $149.99.

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5. Chrystalino Gallant: Highest-Rated Glass Model

Why we love Chrystalino Gallant:

Chrystalino Gallant was the highest-rated glass dildo among the review samples. The beautiful piece of art is inspired by the Venetian glassmakers of Murano, with an emphasis on lovemaking and passion. Among the models we reviewed, none came close to its allure.

Besides the breathtaking outlook, the review panel loved the model’s curved design. The curve wasn’t as well defined as the njoy Pure Wand, but it made it significantly easier to locate the G-spot. “It only took a few seconds to land on the elusive spot, and I didn’t need as much twisting and turning,” says Rachel.

Another highlight of the review was the extraordinary build quality. The shatter-resistant borosilicate glass felt stiff, and like other glass dildos made from high-grade glass, Chrystalino Gallant will last for a long time with the proper maintenance. The designers took their time, and the attention to detail was evident with the thoughtful curves and edges.

The design was too good to ignore. We loved the tapered head, with a sharp tip that gradually widened because it made it easy to penetrate. The extended shaft extended into a bulbous section after the head, providing a gentle yet stimulating experience during thrusting. Lastly, the base culminated in a flared shape, making Chrystalino Gallant ideal for anal pleasure.

At 5.9 inches insertable length and 1.37 inches diameter, Chrystalino Gallant’s dimensions were well-balanced for most users. Unless it’s your first toy or you have extra sensitive skin, the size was enough to instigate pleasurable throbs without feeling uncomfortable.

Like the njoy Pure Wand, the temperature responsiveness added to the versatility, allowing users to enjoy exciting teasing play during solo and partnered sex.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, glass dildos are reserved for the more experienced folks. First-timers will find the material too firm for their liking. We recommend something softer and beginner-friendly, like the Lovehoney Curved.

Why Chrystalino Gallant is our recommended glass model:

• Design: Among the glass dildos we reviewed, Chrystalino Gallant was the most beautiful to look at. Full stop. Functionality-wise, the tapered head stood out because it simplified penetration while the bulbous mid-shaft added some resistance to the soft-feeling glass, making thrusting more stimulating. Lastly, the flared base enhanced the dynamism, making the model anal-safe.
• Build Quality: Chrystalino Gallant’s shatter-resistant borosilicate glass makes it more robust than you might think. The glass is temperature-responsive, and its stiff nature makes it significantly more durable than the cheap alternatives. In addition, the designers took the time with the artistic toy, with well-measured edges and curves throughout its length.
• Versatility: Like njoy Pure Wand, the glass model was incredibly versatile. Unlike most of the other products we tested, it came with a flared base, rendering it safe to use for anal exploration. In addition, the temperature-responsive glass made it ideal for teasing fun.

Features:

• Material: Borosilicate Glass
• Insertable Length: 5.9″
• Diameter: 1.37″

Pros:

• Immaculate design.
• Attractive blue color.
• Shatter-resistant borosilicate glass.
• It is ideal for G-spot and prostate stimulation.
• The tapered body simplifies penetration.
• Perfect for temperature play.

Cons:

• No vibration capabilities.
• Chrystalino Gallant is not ideal for first-time users.

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6. Blush Neo Elite: Glow In The Dark

Why we love Blush Neo Elite:

Among the many things we loved about Blush Neo Elite, the incredibly colorful glow-in-the-dark look was our favorite. Unlike other models we tested, the inner layer lit up in the dark, giving out a glowing look that made solo masturbation and partnered sex colorful. “Jessica and I loved the glow and often switched off the lights to enjoy the product even more,” says Rachel. “The light glow added a new dimension to foreplay, making sex more fun.”

Most of the competing brands were either too bright or barely visible in the dark. However, the Blush Neo Elite had an excellent balance, providing enough light without being overwhelming.

Let’s talk about the design. Neo Elite’s non-phallic design, with spirals running on the shaft looked unique. Although not as much, the spirals added a new dimension of pleasure when twisting and spinning the dildo. A rougher surface would probably amplify the sensations, but I loved the renewed vigor that was different from the regular smoothly-finished models.

The dual-density design enhanced the comfort and made the glowing product exciting to use. The inner core maintained a solid base, while the squishy outer layer felt great on the skin.

At 6 inches of insertable length and 1.25″ maximum diameter, Neo Elite was just the right size for most users. The length was good enough to get to your sweet spots, and the width made it easy for beginners to use.

Note: The small dimensions mean experienced folks seeking more intensity and girth play fans will have to look elsewhere.

Lastly, the harness compatibility added to the versatility points. Blush Neo Elite’s heart-shaped base is compatible with most standard harnesses so that you can enjoy hands-free pegging or lesbian penetrative sex.

Pro Tip: We recommend ‘charging’ the Neo Elite’s glow by placing it in a place with sunlight or LED light for maximum glamor.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The only downside was the relatively slim shaft. At 1.25″, the diameter was smaller than most, and experienced folks seeking girth play will find it underwhelming.

So if you want to test your limits, you can find a better alternative in this large silicone dildo roundup.

Why Blush Neo Elite is the highest-rated Glow in the Dark model:

• Design: The non-phallic design with a straight tower-like shaft was unique. More importantly, the colorful inner later lit up in neon blue, making masturbation and sex in the dark more fun. Unlike most of the glow-in-the-dark models we reviewed, Neo Elite had the best lighting; it offered enough light without being overwhelming. Other design aspects the team loved include the rounded head and the dual-density build. In addition, the spirals added a new dimension of pleasure when twisting and spinning it.
• Versatility: The heart-shaped base made it harness-compatible, adding to the dynamic aspect. Like other hands-free models we tested, Neo Elite was perfect for kinky couples looking to explore pegging or lesbian sex.

Features:

• Material: Silicone
• Insertable Length: 6″
• Diameter: 1.25″

Pros:

• Immersive glow-in-the-dark design.
• Cozy dual-density shaft.
• Body-safe silicone material.
• It has an exciting spiral texture.
• The heart-shaped base is harness-compatible.
• Easy to clean.

Cons:

• Limited color options.
• It’s relatively slim for girth play fans.

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Other Good Alternatives

Uberrime Sensi was our favorite vagina plug we tested. Uniquely, the dildo had a pronounced ridge in the middle that provided a degree of resistance during insertion and retraction. The meaty silicone material felt incredibly fulfilling inside, and the squeezable density made clenching the vaginal muscles an exciting affair.

The team loved the curved design because it made G-spot stimulation straightforward. Unlike other vaginal plugs, it had a smaller base, making it more comfortable to wear for extended periods.

Fun Factory Amor might not be the longest, but its stretchy silicone shaft and curved shaft made it the most effective product for G-Spot stimulation. The 4.75″ insertable length and 1.5″ diameter completed the design, making Amor perfect for internal sensations. “I loved how gentle yet impactful the product felt,” confirms Rachel. “The flexible and soft material was easy to manipulate to get to my sweet spots.”

Something else that stood out during the self-testing exercise was the stable base. Besides making it easy to control the stroking action, the harness-compatible opened the user’s world to new possibilities, including pegging and lesbian sex.

Tantus Amsterdam was the best choice for size queens. The 10.5″ long non-realistic dildo has a simplistic design with a rounded head and three Xs on the side. Unlike other models we tested; the extended shaft had a girthy 2.6″ diameter. The meaty shaft makes Amsterdam incredibly satisfying for G-spot and prostate stimulation.

The smooth silicone top and the gradual shaft might enhance penetration, but the dildo still feels massive. Unless you’re an experienced user, you might have to sit this one out. “It took lots of water-based lube and warm-up to get the model to slide through my vagina,” confirms Shane Davis.

Funkit Toys NoFrillDo Bluetini‘s swirly texture was incredibly stimulating. Unlike Blush Neo Elite, the swirly texture was more defined and the sensations more intense. “I enjoyed every bit of the experience,” says Sandra Larson. “Spinning and twisting the dildo amplified the pleasure.”

In addition, the versatile swirly model’s versatility means there are different customization options to ensure you get the dildo of your dreams. You can choose between eight tangible shapes, three sizes, and four colors.