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Do you love sex toys that are sleek? Sophisticated? Discreet? Realistic? Then go ahead and skip this article. Because what I’m looking at today is the most outrageous, if not downright weird sex toys we’ve reviewed here. I’m looking at high-quality toys that stand out because of their unique designs, whether they’re funky or fantastical. If you’re ready for a walk on the wild side, then be sure to check out this list.
As far as I was concerned, there was only one possible winner in this lineup: the Temptasia Rattle Snake. It looks like a rattlesnake with a glowing orb in its mouth. If that’s not enough to fully sell you on it (seriously, it looks like a rattlesnake with a glowing orb in its mouth), then its dual functions should do the trick. The truly magical orb provides external pleasure, while the snake’s tail provides internal pleasure. And those rattles aren’t just for decoration…
Test Winner: Temptasia Rattle Snake
Yes, the Temptasia Rattle Snake is absurd, but…it actually does work really well! Providing both internal and external vibes, it is definitely more than just a decorative object, and works a lot better than more boring-looking toys I’ve tried.
Beginner-Friendly: CLF Morrie
Morrie is another gender-inclusive sex toy from Cute Little Fuckers that can be used in a myriad of different ways. Between its adorable (but weird) shape, user-friendly design, and its soft, flexible top, Morrie is definitely one of the weirdest sex toys.
Rabbit-Shaped: SVibe Snail Curve
If you love both internal and external stimulation, the Snail Curve is a great weird vibrator to get. It’s definitely an improvement over your average rabbit vibe, so if you’ve been disappointed in rabbits in the past, I would absolutely recommend checking this one out.
Meet The Tester
Hi, I am Becky V. Sexual wellness for everyone is something I’m passionate about, and I’m dedicated to keeping you informed about the newest and best products to make your sex life even better. With so many options out there, it can be overwhelming to choose the perfect ones, so I’m here to make those decisions at least a little bit easier. I’m also a certified weirdo myself, so I’m more than qualified to write this list.
1. Temptasia Rattle Snake: Overall Test Winner
Why I Love The Temptasia Rattle Snake:
The main reason the Rattle Snake topped this list is because of how well its outrageous design makes it a great sex toy. With some of the toys on this list, the outrageous/weird element is purely cosmetic, but with the Rattle Snake, every design choice that makes it look so darn cool also makes it a great toy.
Starting with the tail, I love internal toys with interesting textures and tapered tips. Well, what fits the bill better than a rattlesnake’s tail? The individual rattles feel incredible, and it’s angled in such a way that makes G-spot stimulation easy. The glowing plasma ball meant for external stimulation worked surprisingly well, too. It wasn’t as strong as a traditional vibrator, but it’s definitely enough to get warmed up before using the tail. It also has a rounded shape, which isn’t always my favorite, but any other shape simply would not have looked right.
Dual-function toys can sometimes be difficult in terms of user interface. However, the Rattle Snake keeps it simple by just having two buttons. Putting such a simple system on such an elaborate toy just highlights how intentional each design choice is.
Whether you’re using this for partnered role-play (you could come up with some seriously creative fantasy plot lines involving the Rattle Snake), or just really love the snake design, this weird sex toy will not disappoint. Not only is its design incredible, but the way the design adds to the functionality makes this a truly special snake.
Minor issues I found during testing:
The only issues I had with the Temptasia Rattle Snake stem from its design, so they really couldn’t be fixed. Specifically, the curved shape makes it a little awkward to use externally, and the texture on its head makes it hard to find the buttons.
Features:
- Pulsing plasma ball for clitoral stimulation
- Vibrating “tail” for internal stimulation
- 10 vibration modes (3 speeds, 7 patterns)
- IPX7 waterproof
Pros:
- Looks amazing
- Dual sides can be controlled separately
- Intuitive controls
- Textured body feels great
- Did I mention it looks amazing?
Cons:
- Snake design will not be to everyone’s taste
- Rounded external component makes pinpoint pleasure impossible
- Design makes it a little awkward to hold while using it externally
- Highly textured head makes the buttons hard to find
2. CLF Morrie: Best For Beginners
Why I Love Morrie:
Cute Little Fuckers is a company known for their inclusivity, and Morrie is no exception. Shaped like an adorable mushroom, you might be wondering why Morrie made this list, and not the list dedicated to cute products. Well, I’ll tell you: it’s all about the butt. A toy that looks like a regular old mushroom is cute, but one shaped like a mushroom with a sculpted butt (and feet) puts it firmly in the “outrageous sex toy” category.
The reason Morrie is perfect for beginners is because of its flexible shape. It’s meant to be held by the body/handle, but its flat top can be used on any type of genitals and in whatever way you want (externally, at least). So, if you’re new to vibrators and want something completely unintimidating that can be used to explore all your erogenous zones, then Morrie is your pal.
The site specifically calls Morrie “pride-tactic”, but this toy can be used even by you cishet folks out there. CLF’s fun, campy, and absolutely outrageous designs make their products ideal for anyone just getting started in their self-love exploration, or anyone whose routine needs to be spiced up with something silly and a little weird.
Another great thing about CLF is their dedication to accessibility, which is another thing that makes their unique sex toys ideal for beginners. They’re easy to hold and operate, so you can get lost in the sensations without trying to remember which button does what.
Minor issues I found during testing:
My one issue with Morrie is that since the motor is in the body, the head doesn’t vibrate as much as the handle. So, you get a free hand massage while using it.
Features:
- Accessible to people of all genders
- Waterproof
- Flexible silicone makes it easy to mold against your parts
Pros:
- Versatile
- Adorable and beginner-friendly
- Accessible and inclusive design
- Butt included
Cons:
- Lack of clear instructions may be frustrating
- Mushroom design makes the head vibrate less intensely than the body
3. SVibe Snail Curve: Weirdest Rabbit
Why I Love The Snail Curve:
You’ve heard of the tortoise versus the hare, now get ready for the snail versus the rabbit! The SVibe Snail Curve basically functions like a regular rabbit vibrator, with an internal and an external component, but its weird-looking design alone was enough to put it on this list.
Although it couldn’t look more different, this vibrator reminds me of the Rattle Snake in that the weirdness of this design stems entirely from its functionality, and isn’t just a cute afterthought. It’s a rabbit that’s been totally stripped down and reimagined, and its unique look reflects that.
What makes the Snail Curve different from your average rabbit toy is its namesake curved external component. Because of that curved shape, it will vibrate against you in just the right spot no matter how deeply or shallowly you insert the dildo attachment. Sometimes getting the two components of a rabbit toy to line up like that is difficult, so this toy makes it easy.
Another thing I liked about the Snail Curve was the ability to control the vibrations of both the internal and external components separately. As far as I’m concerned, that’s the mark of a great rabbit vibrator.
Minor issues I found during testing:
Unfortunately, I had a few issues with the Snail Curve, some of which were intrinsic to its design, and some of which weren’t. The internal dildo isn’t curved enough to provide targeted G-spot stimulation. The downside of the rolling external component is that it’s much too wide to provide any pinpoint pleasure to the clitoris, and it’s too flexible to grind up against satisfactorily.
Features:
- Dual motors for the dual functions
- 5 modes and 5 intensity levels
- “Slide’n’Roll Tech” keeps the external stimulation right where it needs to be
- Waterproof (IPX7)
Pros:
- Dual motors can be controlled independently
- Can choose pattern and intensity
- 4 colors to choose from
- Unique design allows for internal and external stimulation, while avoiding the pitfalls of regular rabbit toys
Cons:
- Neither the internal nor external components allow for precise stimulation
- Stimulations don’t get super powerful
- Buttons are hard to press
4. Seahorse Siren: Weirdest Heated Toy
Why I Love The Seahorse Siren:
Another rabbit on this list, the Seahorse Siren has a much more typical shape. But since we’re talking about weird and outrageous sex toys, “typical” is relative, since it looks like a sea slug. Okay, they call it a seahorse, but come on, that’s a slug and we both know it. I got pretty good grades in my one (1) semester of oceanography, so I know what I’m talking about.
What makes the Seahorse Siren special isn’t just its aquatic aesthetic, it’s also a heating toy. Products with a heating function are great because they can provide a more realistic sensation (even if the toy looks like…that), as well as increase blood flow to the area and avoid the sometimes unpleasant sensation of room temperature (let alone slightly cool) silicone.
I also really appreciated the design of Seahorse Siren. The little details of the antennae and eyes were very cool, and I liked how the extremely tapered head made it easy to insert, despite how wide it gets. I also like the fact that the antennae are on the dildo portion, not the rabbit portion (where you usually find antennae and ears). With the flat external component, it’s easier to really grind up against it and get the full force of pleasure. And the internal antennae don’t feel weird, it just feels very tapered.
Whether you have a special love for ocean life, or just want a really good heated rabbit toy and don’t mind the quirky design, the Seahorse Siren is a great option.
Minor issues I found during testing:
My main issue with this toy was that the buttons were difficult to press while using it.
Features:
- Warming function (to 107.6°)
- 10 vibration modes
- Splash-proof
Pros:
- Powerful vibration modes
- Design makes internal and external stimulation feel amazing
- Warming function kicks in quickly
Cons:
- Buttons are hard to press while using the toy
- Sea creature design will not be to everyone’s taste
- Now I have “Under the Sea” stuck in my head
5. Temptasia Twin Python: Weirdest Double-Ended
Why I Love The Temptasia Twin Python:
Another weird dildo from Blush’s Temptasia line, the Twin Python is quite different from the Rattle Snake. It’s double-ended, but instead of having one end be for internal stimulation and the other for external pleasure, both of these ends are sinister snake heads designed for internal stimulation.
Another unique aspect of this unusual sex toy is that it doesn’t have any kind of motor, and therefore no stimulation. So, it’s up to you how to use it. It is posable, so you and a partner can find unique ways of enjoying it. And yes, I would definitely recommend it for partner play, since there’s not really a satisfying way to use both heads at once if you’re playing solo.
The most notable thing about the Twin Python is just how big it is! At 18 inches long and 2.25 inches wide, this thing is gigantic. The snake heads are not super tapered either, so since some toys get classified as being ideal for beginners, I’d say this one is for experts only!
As with the Rattle Snake, it was the details that I really appreciated. Each snake head was complete with eyes and scales, and the silicone felt amazing.
Minor issues I found during testing:
My biggest issue with Twin Python is that I wish it had been a little bit more flexible. No matter how hard you squish the two heads together, it always pops back into a horseshoe shape.
Features:
- Double-headed dildo
- Made of textured silicone
- Posable shaft
Pros:
- Very long and wide
- Posable shaft
- Double-ended
- Highly textured
Cons:
- No motor and therefore no stimulation
- Not fully posable
- Size and weight make it unwieldy
6. Unihorn Blaze Diablo: Weirdest Tongue Vibrator
Why I Love The Unihorn Blaze Diablo:
It doesn’t get much cuter (or more outrageous) than the Unihorn Blaze Diablo. Its devilish design reminds me of collectible rubber duckies, and the fact that it comes with a trading card makes me tempted to buy the whole set.
But this fun sex toy is more than just outlandish. Its powerful tongue has two motors, one that controls the tongue’s motions, the other that controls its vibrations. While the button system wasn’t completely intuitive, it was easy to use once I got the hang of it, and the shape made it fit nicely in my hand.
As with the best weird sex toys on this list, its design added to its usability. The forked tongue not only looks appropriately devilish, but also feels delightful against the clit. There was no sacrifice in functionality to make it look this cute.
Functionality aside, Blaze Diablo has some adorable little details, like the tiny pitchfork tucked under one wing and its tiny eyelashes. It looks like something you’d find at Toys-R-Us, not on My Sex Toy Guide, so if you want to focus on the fun and playful aspect of self-love, the Unihorn has your back.
Minor issues I found during testing:
My only issue with this toy was the vibrating feature, which didn’t do much for my clit and did too much for my hand. I just used the tongue motion on its own, and I much preferred that experience.
Features:
- Forked tongue
- 10 vibration speeds and 10 tongue motion patterns
Pros:
- Adorable design
- Versatile
- Powerful
- Waterproof
Cons:
- Design might be too gimmicky for some
- Vibrations patterns make the toy itself vibrate uncomfortably
- Only lasts an hour per charge
7. The Snap Dragon Grinder: Weirdest Grinder
Why I Love The Snap Dragon Grinder:
With its fantastical design, this grinder is your perfect reading companion, for the simple reason that it can be used hands-free. So, while you’re reading the latest ACOTAR book or anything else that gets you going (I was about to say “no judgment”, but yes, I would absolutely judge you for using this while reading, I don’t know, Helter Skelter).
Aesthetically, the design is absolutely gorgeous, since it combines the look of the Snapdragon flower with the face of a dragon. It’s a little bit whimsical, a little bit menacing, and totally sexy!
This bizarre grinder features a large tongue that you can either, well, grind up against or use internally. The dragon’s mouth also has room to insert a wand, if you want extra stimulation. If you love versatile toys like I do, this could be one to check out.
Another thing that makes the Snap Dragon extra versatile is that it can be strapped onto a partner for some extra steamy role-play. So, whether your partner is a book or a human, you can use this sexy dragon to help…facilitate things.
Minor issues I found during testing:
The silicone tongue can be soft and therefore a little hard to ride.
Features:
- Dual stimulation
- Can strap to a person or chair for hands-free play
- Can hold a wand
Pros:
- Gorgeous design
- Customizable colors, firmness, and more
- Only $99
Cons:
- Very soft, can be difficult to ride tongue
8. Mr. Hankey’s Dragon: Weirdest Dildo
Why I Love Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo:
Oh, the dildo. Arguably the most basic type of sex toy—just a cylindrical-shaped object that you can insert wherever you please. So, what kind of dildo is special enough to make our Weird/Unusual list? One that looks like a dragon, of course!
Well, the dildo itself doesn’t look like a dragon, rather it looks like a dragon’s genitals. And it’s not just the looks that make it special; it also has unique textures and quite a bit of girth to it. Speaking of exotic sex toys, these are handcrafted with incredible attention to detail, meaning you’ll have a completely individual product. It also has four size options, but keep in mind that none of them are exactly small.
This strange dildo is also versatile in that it can be used vaginally and anally, so you can love your dragon (and your dragon can love you) in multiple ways. It doesn’t have a motor, but as with the Temptasia Twin Python, the size and texture will be enough to stimulate your senses.
It also pairs perfectly with a strap-on, so you can use it during partner play as well. If you really (and I mean really) love dragons, this is a great dragon dildo to check out.
Minor issues I found during testing:
The shape and especially the size of this toy won’t be for everyone, so choose carefully before purchasing.
Features:
- Intricate dragon-inspired design
- Comes with four size options to cater to different preferences and levels of experience
- Suitable for both vaginal and anal play, providing a range of pleasurable experiences.
- Each product is handcrafted with attention to detail, ensuring a one-of-a-kind product.
- Designed to deliver intense sensations
- Compatible with a harness as an exciting addition to partner play for shared pleasure and exploration.
- Unique and fantasy-inspired for those who crave a whimsical and adventurous experience in their sexual exploration.
Pros:
- Wide range of size options
- Body-safe and durable
- Unique dragon-inspired design with detailed textures
- Compatible with Vac-U-Lock
- Different firmness options are available
- Thick base for stability during use, suitable for strap-on harness play
Cons:
- It may be too large for beginners or those who prefer smaller-sized toys
- The detailed textures and ridges may require extra care during cleaning
- The thick base may limit some positions or movements during use
- The craftsmanship comes with a higher price point
And Two To Avoid
As with every Zalo toy, the Eve has an absolutely gorgeous design, so if you want a toy solely to keep on display, you could do a lot worse. But in terms of its movements, the wiggling, gyrating, flailing motions had me doubled over, not in pleasure, but in laughter. And when I actually used it, the results were…not impressive. Unwieldy and extremely silly, this is one to miss.
The Temptasia Viper is a mini version of the Rattle Snake, our top pick for this list. Now, I love a good pocket-sized toy, so my hopes were high for this one. However, it was…not a great experience. The design changes from the Rattle Snake only made it worse, and it’s still not exactly small enough to be travel-friendly. The glowing orb was hard to use, since the fangs kept getting in the way, and the stubby little tail did absolutely nothing for me (well, it did put me in a mild amount of pain, with how untapered it was). Worst of all, it didn’t have the cool details, like the scales, that the other toys in the collection had. Viper? I don’t even know her! And yes, that was the best viper pun I had.
Happy vibing!
Becky
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