Introducing Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo – the ultimate fantasy that comes to life for those who crave size, detail, and a touch of mythical magic! If you’re a fan of Mr. Hankey’s silicone dildos and love the sensation of being stretched and challenged by larger-than-life toys, then our review is something you don’t want to miss.
Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon Dildo is a large, intricately designed sex toy that is ideal for those who love the intense texture and unique, fantastical designs. The attention to detail and craftsmanship are evident, and the sheer size of the toy is awe-inspiring. As someone familiar with Mr. Hankey’s offerings, I thought I was prepared, but this one still managed to intimidate me. Their “mediums” and “smalls” are still quite substantial, so I’d carefully consider your preferences as this toy doesn’t come cheap.
Who should try it? The Dragon Dildo offers a distinctive and playful choice as an introduction to the fantasy-themed sex world. However, it’s important to note that even the smallest size measures nearly 10 inches in length, so take heed and choose a size that suits your comfort level, as this Dragon means business!
If you already own a similar product, such as Bad Dragon Duke, and are looking to upgrade, the Dragon Dildo offers a larger size range and more pronounced textures for a new level of intensity. Moreover, if you’re comparing two different models, like Uberrime’s Igneus Smaug, the Dragon is a standout choice. Its unique features and customization options make it an exciting option for those looking to go beyond the ordinary.
Who can skip it? If you prefer a smoother or more traditional shape or are new to textured toys, this may not be the right choice for you, and the size and girth of the toy may be too intense for beginners or those seeking a softer experience. Plus, if you’re not into fantasy-themed toys, its unique design, and aesthetic may not fully resonate with you. I also wouldn’t recommend this toy for those who prefer fast or intense thrusting, as its textured design is best enjoyed with slow and deliberate movements.
You Can Buy It on the official Mr. Hankey website for $129.95 for the small size to $215.95 for the XXXL.
Table Of Contents
What is Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo?
Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo is a unique fantasy-inspired strapon available in four different sizes to suit your taste. Made from premium silicone and featuring a scaly textured design for an added feel, we all know how good silicone dildos are. With options for different firmness levels, colors, and a Vac-U-Lock hole, you can customize your experience to your liking.
The thick base is compatible with a strap-on harness (image above), making it a versatile choice for partner play. Whether you’re a fantasy enthusiast or simply just want to explore something new and thrilling, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo is a well-crafted and intriguing option to consider for your pleasure pursuits.
First Impressions and Features
Unboxing
My imagination has always been captivated by the mystical world of dragons, so I couldn’t wait to unbox Hankey’s Dragon and embark on an erotic adventure. As you can see in the image below, the packaging was discreet, and as I unwrapped the toy, I was struck by its fiery design and attention to detail.
Features
- Intricate dragon-inspired design with textures and contours that enhance pleasure and visual appeal.
- Comes with four size options to cater to different preferences and levels of experience
- Suitable for both vaginal and anal play, providing a range of pleasurable experiences.
- Each product is handcrafted with attention to detail, ensuring a one-of-a-kind product.
- Designed to deliver intense sensations
- Compatible with a harness as an exciting addition to partner play for shared pleasure and exploration.
- Unique and fantasy-inspired for those who crave a whimsical and adventurous experience in their sexual exploration.
Specifications
- Circumference near head (rim): 6.75″ (17.15cm)
- Circumference near middle: 7.50″ (19.05cm)
- Circumference near base: 6.50″ (16.51cm)
- Overall length: 9.75″ (24.77cm)
- Insertable length: 8.5″ (21.59cm)
- Material: Premium Silicone
- Strapon Ring Size: 2.50″ (6.35cm)
How to Use Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo?
- To start, make sure not to skimp on lube for this one and apply a generous amount to your preferred orifice.
- Take your time to warm up and get in the mood! Tease and tantalize yourself to build up the excitement.
- Start slow and steady, letting your body adjust to the size and texture. We talk more about choosing the best dildo size in this article if you’re interested in knowing more.
- Experiment with different angles, speeds, and depths to discover what feels best for you – after all, you’re the dragon rider in control!
- Enjoy the sensations and allow yourself to get taken on a pleasure-filled journey to climax!
- Wash your toy thoroughly (see the below blurb on how to clean it) and store it safely for your next legendary escapade.
My Personal Experience
Well, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon is certainly a unique specimen in the realm of erotic novelties. It goes up to sizes that are not for the faint of heart, with insertable lengths and circumferences that will truly put your limits to the test. It’s a testament to Mr. Hankey’s commitment to catering to all desires. I learned this the hard (but pleasurable) way, as even the Small was a challenge to take on.
Packaging
The Hankey’s Dragon arrived in discreet packaging, with a minimalistic heat-shrink wrap (image below) to protect it during transit and a Hankey’s Toys sticker that added a nice touch of subtle branding.
However, one downside was that it didn’t include a bag for storage. While it may not be the most tasteful option, I found a simple solution is having a resealable baggie on hand to keep your treasure safe when not in use.
Build Quality
What struck me about the Dragon Dildo was its magnificence and, admittedly, its intimidation factor. Even as someone familiar with Mr. Hankey’s offerings, it was a sight to behold. The level of detail and craftsmanship was undeniable, but I couldn’t help but feel a mix of excitement and apprehension.
Design
Available in a stunning range of colors, whether you prefer a natural tan, a Caucasian skin color, a deep brown, or a black shade, there’s an option for everyone. If you want to let your imagination run wild like me, there’s even a green metallic color option reminiscent of a mythical dragon’s hue! One of the great things about this toy is that it’s easy to clean, with no batteries or complicated mechanisms to worry about.
However, it’s important to pay attention to the textured grooves that make this toy so lifelike (image above). While they add to the enjoyment, they can also harbor more bacteria, so proper cleaning and maintenance are essential. We made a review of the most realistic dildos you can check out if you prefer lifelike sex toys.
Materials
Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo is made from premium silicone, setting it apart from the usual PVC materials used in many large dragon dildos. Silicone is known for its safety, being hypoallergenic, non-toxic, and free from harmful chemicals like phthalates. Not only is the silicone body-safe, but it is a healthier option for intimate play and is also durable, flexible, and easy to clean.
Ease of Use
Because of its impressive size and weight, the Dragon Dildo is best suited for handheld play, standing upright on a flat surface, or secured in a sturdy strap-on harness. Its formidable girth and length may make it challenging to use in certain positions or with less robust support. If you want more options, here are some other strap-on dildos you can choose from.
Stimulations
As a fantasy enthusiast and avid reader, I was thrilled to experience the unique design of the Dragon dildo. The biggest ridge with a small, pointy nub in the middle was sometimes too stimulating for my sensitive front wall, but the ridges down the back were gentler and more enjoyable.
Pressing the toy’s fiercer front against the back wall of my vagina allowed me to take more length, and the thick girth of the toy left my G-spot with nowhere to hide. Removing the Dragon dildo was a unique adventure in itself. It required a good amount of effort and pelvic muscle control, and I actually found it exhilarating to push with all my might and feel the toy gradually slide out of me.
If you like stimulation in some other way, you can also try vibrating dildos. These bad boys can surprise you if you give them a try.
Versatility
The Dragon Dildo is equally adept at partner play, thoughtfully designed to pleasure all bodies, making it an inclusive option for diverse couples and individuals. For those who prefer the Vac-U-Lock system, the fantasy dildo offers an attachment hole option.
This is a rare feature for silicone dildos and unlocks a myriad of possibilities for utilizing Vac-U-Lock compatible sex machines and other accessories, assuming that the fucking machine is robust enough to bear the substantial weight of the dragon dildo.
Firmness
When deciding on the right firmness for your Dragon Dildo, there are two choices: medium-firm and 75% soft silicone density. I opted for the standard “medium-firm” density as larger fantasy toys can be challenging to showcase their hardness, and vice versa. I found the “medium-firm” density strikes the perfect balance for me.
It has just the right amount of squishiness, allowing for a comfortable and enjoyable experience while still maintaining enough firmness to avoid flopping over during use. The Dragon Dildo feels delightful to hold, lube up, and run my hands all over, with a texture that’s softer than my other silicone toys. You can see me testing the firmness in the image above.
Texture
Like all other Mr. Hankey’s sex toys, the attention to detail in crafting the texture was evident, from the pronounced scales on the top and bottom to the more refined snakeskin textures on the sides, there’s something exciting happening at every part of the dildo’s full length, and I had fun exploring every inch of the toy with my hands and body. I couldn’t help but compare it to my previous experience with the Bad Dragon Duke, and the Dragon Dildo’s texture won me over, hands down.
Size
Known for their larger-than-life dildos, Mr. Hankey’s is a brand that caters to the ambitious and those who love a challenge. I decided to take on the Small, which still measured a whopping 9.75 inches. Mr. Hankey’s sizes are larger than what you would typically find in other sex toy stores, and it’s crucial to measure carefully before making a purchase. As I stared at the behemoth, I couldn’t help wondering if I’d bitten off more than I could chew – or rather, insert.
I contemplated using it as a doorstop instead, marveling at its impressive dimension. Once I worked up the courage to give it a go, with each inch I took in, I felt a sense of accomplishment and determination as I stretched to accommodate its formidable girth, pushing myself to embrace the intense sensations that followed. The Dragon fills you up in a way like no other and can feel overwhelming but in the best way possible.
In the image below, you see me demonstrate the size using my hands.
Minor issues I found during testing
With its substantial size and intricate texture, using this fantasy-themed toy came with its fair share of challenges. I quickly realized that its thick head and coronal ridge demanded my full attention, so I had to exercise patience and take my time, making sure to keep the lube handy to prevent it from drying up during prolonged playtime (especially anal).
If you want to see what Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Review Summary
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Mr. Hankey’s is a brand that pushes the boundaries of size and sensation, and the Dragon Dildo is no different. The attention to detail and craftsmanship is evident, and the sheer size of the toy is awe-inspiring. As someone familiar with Mr. Hankey’s offerings, I thought I was prepared, but this Hankey toy still managed to intimidate me. Their “mediums” and “smalls” are still quite substantial, so I’d carefully consider your preferences as this toy doesn’t come cheap.
Pros
- Wide range of size options
- Body-safe and durable
- Unique dragon-inspired design with detailed textures
- Compatible with Vac-U-Lock
- Different firmness options are available
- Thick base for stability during use, suitable for strapon harness play
- Suitable for those who enjoy imaginative play or role-play scenarios
Cons
- It may be too large for beginners or those who prefer smaller-sized toys
- The detailed textures and ridges may require extra care during the cleaning
- The thick base may limit some positions or movements during use
- The craftsmanship comes with a higher price point
Who is This For?
It is an ideal option for those who love the intense texture, crave unique and fantastical designs, and are willing to challenge themselves by accommodating substantial dimensions.
Who Is This Not For?
If you are new to larger toys, the size, along with its intricate texture, might be a bit too adventurous, and you may want to consider more budget-friendly options to ease into the fantastical realm of stretching.
If you’re looking for a kinky gift for your lover, Hankey’s Dragon Dildo may not be for you, as the packaging is more about keeping the toy clean than looking presentable as a gift. Instead, take a peek at some of the best dildos we reviewed right here.
How to Clean Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo
- After each use, carefully rinse Mr. Hankey’s Dildo with warm water to remove any bodily fluids or lubrication.
- Apply a mild, fragrance-free soap or a specially formulated sex toy cleaner to a clean cloth or your hands.
- Gently scrub the entire surface, paying attention to ridges, crevices, and textured areas.
- Rinse the Mr. Hankey toy thoroughly with warm water to remove any soap residue.
- Pat dry with a clean towel or allow the dildo to air dry completely.
- Optionally, you can use a sex toy disinfectant spray or wipe to further sanitize it.
- Store Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo in a clean, dry place, away from direct sunlight or extreme temperatures, to ensure its cleanliness and longevity for future use.
To help you out, we have created this guide on how to clean your dragon dildos!
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
When it comes to indulging in this mythical pleasure toy, you can purchase it from select adult toy retailers or directly from the official Mr. Hankey website, which guarantees the authenticity and supports the company.
Mr. Hankey Dragon Alternatives
Hankey’s Dragon Dildo has an extensive size range, pronounced scales, and a straighter, more traditional shaft, while the Bad Dragon Duke offers a budget-friendly option with a smoother texture and balls. Mr. Hankey’s Dildos and Dragons have a distinct “S” curve and more subtle ribbing, and Uberrime’s Igneus Smaug is smaller in size with a tapered tip and squishy texture for easy insertion, which is more suitable for beginners.
Bad Dragon Duke
The Duke starts at just $85.00 and offers three sizes and textures to suit your desires. With a smaller size and a smooth, pointy head, this dildo makes for easier insertion. Plus, the Bad Dragon dildo has a more pronounced curve and balls attached for added stimulation and excitement. However, to be honest, the resemblance to a dragon is mostly in the creative color options rather than the overall design. While the Duke may be more approachable off the bat, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo is all about the texture and fantasy factor.
Its large scales and unique shaft design are perfect for those who crave a one-of-a-kind sensation. In summary, if you’re looking for a budget-friendly option with beginner-friendly features, the Duke is a solid choice. On the other hand, if you’re ready to embark on an adventure with a dildo made for only the most avid fantasy lovers, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo is sure to captivate your imagination. For more fantasy dildos to choose from, click here.
Hankey’s Dildo’s & Dragons
Hailing from the same legendary maker, Mr. Hankey’s Dildos and Dragons and the Dragon Dildo come in four different sizes with different firmness options, ensuring a custom fit for every adventurer. However, when it comes to size, the Dragon reigns supreme, boasting an impressive range that goes beyond what the Dildos and Dragons have to offer.
However, the unique “S” curve of the Dildos and Dragons adds an extra twist to your pleasure journey, while the Dragon features a straighter shaft, which may suit those who prefer a more traditional shape. Texture-wise, both models have pronounced scales, but the Dildos and Dragons offer more subtle ribbing, making it a slightly tamer option for those who prefer to ease in.
In contrast, the Dragon Dildo’s scaled ribs are more pronounced and also cover a larger portion of the shaft, creating a more intense and stimulating sensation.
Uberrime’s Igneus Smaug
The Igneus Smaug Dildo may be smaller in size, but it’s big on comfort, perfect for those who prefer a more manageable size. Its tapered tip and soft, super squishy texture make for easy and comfortable insertion, while its unique shape boasting intricate details such as fins, armor-like ridges, and knobs, provides delightful rubbing sensations against the vaginal walls.
Priced at $89, the monster dildo is a great choice for beginners or those who want to explore a gentler fantasy adventure without spending too big. However, if you’re a size aficionado like me, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo offers more size and texture options for those who crave a bigger, more filling experience.
Do you want more options? We have an article with more monster dildo reviews.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
How to store Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo
Store your Hankey dildo in a secure, dust-free location, away from sunlight or heat, to ensure its safety and preserve its enchanting allure. You can read more about dragon dildo storage here.
How much does it cost?
With a variety of sizes to choose from, prices range from $129.95 for the small size to $215.95 for the XXXL. If you’re seeking added excitement, an optional vac hole is available for an additional $4.95.
What lube to use?
Given its size and textured design, this is a toy that requires ample lubrication for optimal enjoyment. Although Mr. Hankey states that all lubricants are compatible with the metallic green dildo, I’d recommend using a high-quality water-based lube like the Sliquid H20 for safety and smooth gliding.
What warranties are available?
Make sure you choose the correct dimensions and specifications before purchasing this giant dragon dildo. Due to the nature of the product, Hankeys will not accept returns unless the item is defective. As a customer, I feel this is a fair trade-off for the peace of mind of getting a fresh toy.
Did Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo ship discretely?
When my Mr. Hankey’s Toys order arrived, the massive dragon dildo came in a simple and unmarked box, keeping the contents of my purchase discreet and private.
Can you use it anally?
Yes, you can enjoy Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo anally with proper preparation. Depending on the size you choose, ensuring ample lubrication and taking the time for a gentle warm-up can greatly enhance your experience. For more options, check out the best anal dildos we recommend.
Thanks for reading my Mr. Hankey Dragon review!
Sandra
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