12 Best Fantasy Dildos In 2024 & Where To Buy Them

Realistic dildos might be great for recreating lifelike sensations, but nothing beats the finesse and ‘wow factor of a well-made fantasy toy. These massive dongs take your mind and body to fantasy land, helping you explore your wildest sexual fantasies. But which of the many models and brands should I buy?

Mr. Hankey’s Dragon won our fantasy dildo testing in a landslide. The 14-inch monster has a scaly texture with ridges and nubs gliding against the vagina walls for intense yet sensual sensations. One reviewer singled out the Dragon’s tapered tip and bulbous body that slims as you get to the base, terming it the best stretching experience she’d experienced. With multiple sizes, densities, and Vac-U-Lock compatibility, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon got the highest practicality and texture variation ratings among the products we tested.

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Why You Should Trust Us

Since 2016, My Sex Toy Guide has been a frontrunner in educating new sex toy users and experienced folks on new and better ways to spice their sex lives. All our guides and product reviews go through a multi-party system to ensure we pick the specific features that render one model perfect for a particular user.

One person who has been at the center of our operations is Sandra Larson. She works closely with our lead sexologist, Rachel Sommer, and other experts to pick the review samples and coordinate the testing process. Sandra also reviews and shares her erotic stories, including fantasy dongs, and here’s an account of her experience.

Sandra also loves hearing stories from her readers, so if you have questions, don’t hesitate to reach out. You can call her at +1 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected]—just make sure to include your name and contact information.

 

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How We Picked the Products

My colleagues and I converged to share our monster fantasy dildo experience. I picked more than 30 pieces and distributed them among the panel members in readiness for a self-testing exercise. I also defined test criteria that we could measure on a scale from 0 to 100. These included the following:

• As a rule of thumb, all the products we picked were made from body-safe materials like silicone. In addition, the designs depicted the highest level of build quality.
• Like we always do, we started by looking into the different designs and shapes. Luckily, there are numerous products, and all we did was pool as many models as possible and choose the most outstanding options.
• Besides the bizarre shapes, fantasy dildos are known for their massive dimensions, rendering them ideal for size queens. So, to ensure everyone had something, I included models with multiple size options.
• Fantasy dildos move away from the realism factor, instead focusing on mythical creatures like dragons and unicorns. However, some brands offer buyers the option of choosing their favorite density. This way, you don’t have to be the most experienced sex toy user, and even if you have a sensitive vagina, you can indulge with a 75% soft model.
• We included different types, including the vibrating and squirting models, to make things spicy and cinematic.
• Like other sex toys, the more settings, the better. After all, more functions mean you can customize the experience to suit your sexual needs and desires, ultimately promoting intense and satisfying orgasms.
• We included products with different sizes and firmness degrees to allow people to choose the right model for their experience and needs. The soft-density options are perfect for people without much experience.
• Use Experience. Fantasy dildos are usually massive, rendering handling complicated for people with small hands or mobility issues. For this reason, I added models with hands-free capabilities. For instance, you can add a Vac-U-Lock hole on Mr. Hankey’s to connect it with a sex machine or strap-on for hands-free pleasure. You can also get a suction cup attachment for solo diving fun.

During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Design (25%) and Stimulations (25%). After that comes Build Quality (10%), Material (10%), and Firmness (10%).

The team returned with the reports after the 34-day self-testing exercise. Rachel Sommer helped analyze and report the findings, a tiring activity that took more than 26 hours. And it’s from the collaboration and deliberation that we believe these are the best fantasy dildos to introduce in the bedroom as soon as yesterday.

 

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Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

 

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1. Mr. Hankey’s Dragon: Our Overall Test Winner!

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Dragon:

Mr. Hankey’s Dragon is the best fantasy dildo, without a doubt. We tested the medium/large model, which was an incredible ride. Initially, the testers were a bit wary of the scaly detail at the top and bottom, but luckily, the ridges felt incredibly soft, and sliding the Dragon inside the vagina wasn’t as intimidating as we’d thought.

Of course, the 9.5″ circumference was no mean feat, but everyone loved the bulbous body that gradually slims towards the base. “It felt like a roller coaster, and I enjoyed the ride, especially with the tapered tip that significantly simplified insertion”, our lead product tester wrote in her test report.

My Dragon dildo was medium firm, which felt soft enough but could still stand independently. My colleagues who tested the 75% soft option labeled it as ‘too soft’ and only recommended it to people with overly sensitive bits. You can see me testing the firmness in the image above.

Something else we loved was the soft sides. They balanced the textured consistency, giving those on the fence somewhere to place their hopes. Great design overall!

The Dragon had a unique feeling of fullness that came in handy, considering it has a straightforward stocky design that’s not the best for G-spot targeting. Everything from the tapered design (image above) and bulbous body made it everyone’s favorite.

The testers also praised the multiple customization options – size, color, and density. You can also add a Vac-U-Lock attachment hole and use the Dragon with compatible fuck machines and strap-ons. Other manufacturers take notes!

Minor issues we found during testing:

My most significant concern was the massive size. The smallest model has a 7.5″ circumference and 8.5″ insertable length, successfully eliminating beginners.

In addition, the Dragon was pricey – $129.95. Most first-time dildo users will not spend more than $100 on a non-vibrating model.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Dragon is the highest-rated fantasy dildo:

The test panel loved the Dragon’s scaly texture at the top and bottom, with calming sides to balance the experience. Unlike most massive fantasy dildos, it has an unintimidating build and tapered design to simplify insertion. They also loved the feeling of fullness that starts as you slide it into the vagina and ends with a soft tip licking the cervix, a surprisingly good stretch overall.

Finally, Mr. Hankey’s Dragon garnered the highest ratings in the size and design categories, with most reviewers referring to it as the ideal choice for most people. Its unintimidating yet satisfying build made it a standout among the others we reviewed.

If you want to see what the Dragon looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our Mr. Hankey’s Toys Dragon dildo review here.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference (near middle): 7.5″ – 12.75″
• Insertable Length: 8.5″ – 14″

Pros:

• Scaly texture with soft sides.
• Multiple customizations – size, color, and density.
• The perfect choice for size queens.
• You can add a Vac-U-Lock hole.

Cons:

• The Dragon is not ideal for beginners.
• It’s expensive – at least $129.95.

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2. Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle: Our Tentacle Pick!

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle:

If you fancy the slithering effect of tentacle dildos you should pay attention to the next entry: Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle. While it has a sexy design, the testers reported that the S-shaped design took some time to get used to. “I got the 75% softness model to go easy on my vagina, a decision that proved to be the best because a colleague that chose the medium firmness had to give up halfway”, Sandra Larson commented.

So please be aware that the texture and design can be unforgiving if you have sensitive bits. But if you don’t, this one has a lot of benefits– the insertion is more straightforward, and targeting the P-spot or G-spot is much easier.

I didn’t use it for anal play, but my male colleagues had a blast with the Taintacle. The tapered design with a pointed tip (image above) simplified insertion, while the meandering shape made it easy to target the sweet spots. Two thumbs up from the prostate testing team!

As you can see in the image below, the shaft has a network of suckers on the top end of the shaft that felt great on the instroke and outstroke. With contoured sides and a dual-breasted section near the base, the Taintacle provided better stimulation than the other tentacle products we tested.

Unfortunately, with the 75% softness option, suckers are very gentle. Still, the testers reported that they could feel the gliding effect. The soft tip also tickled the G-spot with minimal effort and twisting it inside added to the sensation. Of course, Taintacle isn’t the thickest we reviewed, so we didn’t expect to rave from Dragon-type fullness, but it wasn’t dull either. I would rate it somewhere in the middle.

Like Mr. Hankey’s Dragon, it’s available in multiple sizes, and you can add a Vac-U-Lock hole on the LG/XL model for hands-free fun. Again, some very solid customization options from Mr. Hankey!

Minor issues we found during testing:

Using the swivel-like Taintacle requires some practice and experience, especially anal play. And even with its precision in targeting the sweet spots, the suckers and contoured sides might be unforgiving to people with sensitive bits.

Taintacle is not the girthiest, and people looking for a massive model for girth play might have to look elsewhere. Maybe the brand’s Dragon dildo?

It was also comparatively heavy and might be a problem to use solo without the Vac-U-Lock to connect to a fuck machine, strap-on, or suction cup attachment.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle is our favorite tentacle dildo:

Taintacle ticked all the boxes thanks to the S-shaped design that makes it a precise G-spot and P-spot stimulator, better than the other products we tested. We also loved the suckers and contours on the side, which amplify the sensations, especially when you rotate it inside the vagina or ass.

We also thought the gradual taper provided a gentle stretching experience. And with two firmness degrees to choose from, it’s ideal for sensitive and hardcore users. It certainly beat all the other tentacle dildos we selected for this testing exercise.

If you want to see what Taintacle looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

Please check out this article for more tentacle dildo reviews. We also have a complete review of Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle in this article.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference (near middle): 6″ – 10.50″
• Insertable Length: 8″ – 14″

Pros:

• The unique swivel build makes it great at P-spot and G-spot stimulation.
• It’s available in three sizes.
• The LG/XL model is Vac-U-Lock compatible.
• Its tapered design promotes a gentle stretch.
• The stimulating suckers and contours feel incredible.

Cons:

• It’s heavy and chunky, making handling complicated.
• Taintacle requires a degree of finesse to use.

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3. Monster Cocks: Our Premium Pick!

Why we love Monster Cocks:

While RealDoll’s Monster Cocks lineup might be some of the most expensive fantasy dildos, they stand out for sure. The premium designs look good to the eyes and take your mind and body to another place – fantasy land!

The testers especially loved the mythical look and feel that comes with the Bitten, Vampire dildo. The massive cock has two distinctive bite marks on the shaft, and blood spatters dripping from the incisions. We also thought the 6.5″ usable length and 1.25″ width make it perfect for most of our readers, including beginners and intermediates.

Of course, it’s not the longest or girthiest, and experienced folks might not get the most fulfilling experience. Still, the realistic texture with bulging veins and lifelike tapered head elevates arousal. The shaft is also curved, making precision stimulation straightforward.

The CreatureCock might not be the largest model on this list, but the unique detailing is something to die for. The radioactive reptile has slippery smooth backward-facing, and rough forward-facing bumps on the under and top sides, respectively. The two opposing texture variations provide an exciting range of sensations during thrusting – instroke and outstroke. And with a pointed tip, I found penetration very easy, much easier than the preceding monster cock.

We also want to highlight CreatureCock’s glowing balls. The combination of a scaly texture, curved shaft, and red pointed tip makes it an exciting spectacle. A great design choice in our opinion.

The lineup also includes FrankenCock, Pharaoh’s Staff, and the Nightmare. Notably, these fantasy sex toys are as exciting to the eyes as they are to your vagina or ass. FrankenCock features a rugged look with under-hook stitching and bolt balls.

The rotten-looking fleshy dildo is also the thickest among the monster cocks. Even with a tapered tip, the shaft is chunky from top to bottom, making for one of the most exciting feelings of fullness.

Pharaoh’s Staff is also chunky and graphic to the eyes, while the Nightmare consists of a network of soft intertwined chatter marks.

Minor issues we found during testing:

While the Monster Cocks are the most graphic and premium fantasy dildos, they are expensive – $374.99 – $399.99.

I also thought the designers focused more on the outlook than the dimensions, with the cocks averaging 6.5″ usable length and 1.625″ width. The experienced folks looking for girth and depth play might have to look elsewhere.

Lastly, The Monster Cocks are not customizable like other fantasy options. They’re only available in one size, and you can’t choose the density or whether or not to have Vac-U-Lock compatibility.

Why Monster Cocks are the premium pick:

Monster Cocks are made with the highest-grade silicone. My colleagues loved the material’s rough yet squishy consistency. In addition, each hand-made piece has a personality of its own, carrying a persona you take up and live with. And even without the massive size like Mr. Hankey’s Dragon, the cocks make self-pleasuring thrilling.

The combination of platinum silicone material, incredible naughty imagination, and high-quality craftsmanship make Monster Cocks the premium pick.

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter: 1.25″ – 2″
• Insertable Length: 6″ – 7″

Pros:

• Unique texturing and designs.
• Mythical personas glue you to the experience.
• Texture variation makes the Monster Cocks an exciting spectacle.
• Multiple types to choose from.

Cons:

• The cocks are expensive – $374.99 – $399.99.
• Not ideal for the most experienced folks.

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4. Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder: For Sci-Fi Fans!

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder:

Alien Breeder is the best alien dildo and a must-have for all die-hard alien fans. The testers pointed out the contrasting design, with a smoothly textured bottom and roughly textured top. The complicated network of grooves and ridges resembles a strange Xenomorph creature with which most people will associate.

The monster cock dildo has a ferocious face with a down-facing tip, something we thought came in handy in simplifying insertion and promoting precise stimulation.

Notably, the bulge in the middle might make complete immersion problematic, especially if you’re using the last two sizes. It certainly adds to the filling experience, and experienced folks will love it.

Like other intricately textured models, twisting Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder during play felt incredible. The combination of thrusting and rotating action was the highlight of my review.

We also noted that the Alien Breeder was heavy. Luckily, I ordered a Vac-U-Lock hole and used it with my sex machine and suction cup attachment.

Alien Breeder is available in four sizes, with the smallest boasting a 6.87″ circumference and 7.50″ insertable length. While the dimensions aren’t necessarily small, beginners and intermediate folks can try it, especially with the gentle 75% soft model.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the intricate texturing means cleaning Alien Breeder is more tedious. Getting through the crooks and crannies takes time and extra precision.

The small and XXXL models aren’t Vac-U-Lock compatible, meaning both ends of the spectrum won’t enjoy the pleasures of hands-free play.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder is our favorite Alien dildo:

The test panel was in awe of the intricate texturing on the bottom and the smooth finish on the top side. It gave the experience a nice balance – teasing, unforgiving-type equilibrium yet.

My colleagues also loved the Xenomorph look. With four sizes, two firmness degrees, and Vac-U-Lock compatibility for the medium and LG/XL sizes, Alien Breeder ticked all the boxes.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference (near middle): 6.87″ – 12.50″
• Insertable Length: 7.50″ – 13.37″

Pros:

• Intricately textured bottom and softly-finished topline.
• Alien Breeder is Vac-U-Lock compatible.
• It’s available in four sizes and two densities.
• Ferocious alien face at the tip.

Cons:

• It’s pricey – $124.95 – $219.90.
• The size and intricate texture might be intimidating for newbies.

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5. Ika by Bad Dragon: Our Bad Dragon Pick!

Why we love Ika by Bad Dragon:

Ika is our favorite from the Bad Dragon brand that we reviewed for this article. The tentacle dildo has an impressive tapered design that starts with a pointed tip, gradually graduating in size to a wide-flanged base. We thought it added a unique feel to vaginal stretching, letting you enjoy a sensual and satisfying experience.

Ika also has a double-breasted network of suckers running from the tip to the base. The soft cups felt incredible internally and externally. And especially for people that love twisting dildos while thrusting, the suckers lick your vaginal and anal walls for heightened pleasure.

The curved design, especially more evident in medium firmness, works to simplify internal stimulation. We used it for G-spot stimulation, and targeting the sweet spots was considerably more manageable than the Monster Cocks, for instance.

Something else that stood out was the series of bumps on the top and the sides. The soft ridges have an anal bead-type effect. And even without the bead spacing, the consistency made the experience unique and more enjoyable.

I recommend getting the medium firmness option. Unlike the soft model, it can stand on its own. More importantly, the tip is sturdy enough to tickle your internal bits. Conversely, I found the firm option ‘too hard’ and not ideal for most users, especially those with a sensitive G-spot P-spot.

Finally, Ika has a considerably massive base, which complicates handling. Luckily, you can add an attachment hole for hands-free fun.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, Ika does not support a cumtube as there’s no way to attach one. Those exploring cinematic ejaculation play might have to settle with Fusion Lil’ Squirt.

In addition, handling Ika can be problematic without the suction cup attachment. And especially for those with small hands, it can be a nightmare.

Why Ika by Bad Dragon is the best Dragon dildo:

Ika is our favorite Bad Dragon dildo for a reason. It topped the ratings as the most flexible yet sensual Bad Dragon model. Everything from the tapered design and wide mid to base diameter made it perfect for both depth and firth play. We also loved the curved shaft that significantly simplifies G-spot stimulation.

The suckers were an exciting addition to the design because they worked their charm on the clitoris and vagina whenever I twisted Ika.

Please check out this article for more Bad Dragon reviews.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference (near middle): 4.5″ – 11.50″
• Insertable Length: 5.25″ – 12″

Pros:

• A tapered design simplifies insertion.
• Two rows of suckers for teasing external stimulation.
• Relatively affordable – as low as $65.
• Ideal for gentle stretching.

Cons:

• Ika is not cum-tube compatible.

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6. Fusion Lil’ Squirt: Squirting Fantasy Model!

Why we love Fusion Lil’ Squirt:

If you’re looking for some squirting action, you should look into Fusion Lil’ Squirt which has an inbuilt cumtube that runs from the base to the tip. It’s connected to a syringe from the base, giving you more squirt control.

We thought the easy-to-use squirting mechanism makes Fusion Lil’ Squirt perfect for beginners. And with noticeably small dimensions – 1″ diameter and 3″ usable length, Fusion Lil’ Squirt is every newbie’s dream.

Fusion Lil’ Squirt also has a smooth yet stimulating texture. The tapered tip ends with three bumps in the middle and a nodular consistency on the sides and bottom. The testers thought the shape added an element of surprise to the beginner-friendly dildo.

It didn’t do much for me, but I’d imagine the dimensions would be perfect for someone new to dildos. And to think that you’ll get the bonus of realistic ejaculating action, it’s a viable price for people looking to explore a new world of squirting toys.

Fusion Lil’ Squirt is also the most affordable choice we reviewed. For $40, it’s not only pocket-friendly, but it makes for an affordable fantasy toy. You don’t want to break the bank on your first dildo. Do you?

We want to give a special shoutout to the package that came with an extra syringe and a lube bottle (2 ounces), so you can indulge as soon as the delivery guy leaves. Thank you, Bad Dragon!

Minor issues we found during testing:

Fusion Lil’ Squirt is only available in one size and density. And while it’s perfect for beginners, experienced and intermediate folks will have to look elsewhere.

Also, the syringe mechanism might be great for squirt control, but it got in my way half the time, which was annoying.

Why Fusion Lil’ Squirt is our squirting fantasy dildo:

The test panel agreed to pick the Fusion Lil’ Squirt based on two metrics – simplified syringe squirt mechanism and beginner-friendly dimensions. Other impressive attributes included affordable pricing, non-intimidating design, and the bulbous shape that added excitement to the experience.

Do you want more? Intermediate and experienced folks will have something to explore in our squirting dildo collection.

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter: 1″
• Insertable Length: 3″

Pros:

• An affordable pick – $40.
• The tapered design simplifies insertion.
• A non-intimidating look for beginners.
• The syringe ejaculation mechanism gives you more squirt control.

Cons:

• Only reasonable for newbies.

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7. Uberrime Igneus Dragon: Our Budget Pick!

Why we love Uberrime Igneus Dragon Dildo:

Uberrime Igneus gave us the most value among the products in this article. The 6.73″ long dildo costs $89, a comparatively affordable price for such a well-made product. The testers especially appreciated the dragon-inspired look with a tapered tip and detailed shaft. It places it up there with the best we’ve reviewed, further emphasizing why it’s a bargain.

Igneus is born from a collaborative effort with Uberrime and Aus Sculpts, a freelance artist. The heavily textured shaft consists of swoops, lines, and wings, making for a fierce and exciting penetrative sex toy. You can clearly see that a professional artist has been involved in the design work

The squishy shore 0050 density felt incredibly pleasurable, even with the intimidating figure. It’s more like a medium firmness but softer. It’s also available in a larger 9″ size if you want something bigger.

Finally, we loved how real the spikes felt on the instroke and outstroke. They’re defiant but not poky, meaning they won’t leave you with an uncomfortable after-feel. And with a tapered head, penetration was effortless.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The only downside was the massive base that made handling difficult. And without a suction cup base or Vac-U-Lock compatibility for sex machine or strap-on use, the heavy dildo can be tiring for self-pleasuring fans.

We also found Igneus more of a vaginal stimulation toy than a G-spot or P-spot model. Even with the upward curve, I enjoyed the stimulating texture and filling width more.

Why Uberrime Igneus Dragon Dildo is the cheapest fantasy toy:

While it might not be the cheapest product, it offered the most value for money among the models we reviewed. Everything from the considerably intimidating size to the dragon-inspired texture and marbled colorations made $89 a bargain.

The combination of dragon lines, wings, and swoops made Uberrime Igneus one of the most visually attractive sex toys I’ve used. And with a stimulating effect on the vagina and an affordable price point, it’s not hard to see why the panel stuck with the Dragon dildo.

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter (max): 1.67″ – 2.3″
• Insertable Length: 5.5″ – 8″

Pros:

• The dragon-inspired texture feels incredible.
• It’s available in two sizes.
• The tapered build simplifies insertion.

Cons:

• G-spot stimulation fans might have to look elsewhere.

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8. Fire Dragon Scaly: Suction Cup Model!

Why we love Fire Dragon Scaly:

Fire Dragon reminded us of Mr. Hankey’s Dragon. The suction cup sex toy has a scaly top and bottom texture, which, when coupled with smooth sides, makes for a breathtaking experience.

Unlike Uberrime Igneus, it has a sturdy suction cup base for hands-free self-pleasuring. Honestly, we’ve tested more robust suction bases, but Fire Dragon’s did a decent job for a $59.99 fantasy sex toy. The team tested it on multiple surfaces, including the shower wall and my wooden dining table, and it held on firmly, only toppling over when I rode it intensely.

We also loved the dimensions, terming them the best for intermediate and experienced users. Most reviewers highlighted the width and how it gave Fire Dragon a feeling of fullness.

Fire Dragon’s suction cup base makes it anal-safe and harness-compatible for pegging fans. While the density might be rough for a first-time anal dildo user (use butt plugs instead), experienced backdoor explorers will enjoy the gliding sensation.

Something else that stood out was the wrinkled head with a tapered tip. It simplified insertion and added a pinch of stimulation. And even without a curved shape for precise stimulation, it felt incredible.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unlike most products, Fire Dragon Scaly is only available in a single size. You can’t customize the density, too, a bummer for people with sensitive vaginal and anal sphincters who can’t take the firmness.

Why Fire Dragon Scaly is the best suction cup fantasy dildo:

The suction cup was a highlight of the review. The chunky base held onto multiple surfaces, only giving in under intense riding. we also loved the pricing – $59.99 makes it one of the most affordable yet practical and pleasurable models we reviewed.

The team also loved Fire Dragon’s scaly texture on the underside, top, and head. Other features praised in the reports I analyzed included the harness compatibility, anal safety, and considerably chunky width that was fulfilling.

• Material: Silicone
• Diameter (max): 2.5″
• Insertable Length: 7″

Pros:

• A sturdy suction cup base for hands-free fun.
• Thrilling top and bottom scaly texture.
• Relatively affordable – $59.99.
• Harness-compatible fantasy toy.
• Tapered design for easy insertion.

Cons:

• The firmness might be intimidating for people with sensitive bits.
• You need a flat surface to use it.

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9. Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng: For Walking Dead Fans!

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng:

Do you fancy some zombie action? Then you should buy Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng immediately. The well-designed dildo features rotting zombie flesh with interconnected patches that look incredibly realistic. It also has prominent vein strands from the tip to the base and a pair of balls housed in the wrinkled scrotum.

Notably, the realism aspect doesn’t stop on the eyes; the testers reported that they could feel the ‘granulated’ texture as they slid The Theeng in and out. The veins also felt quite remarkable, mainly because we tested the medium firm model.

The massive 8″ circumference and insertable length for the smallest size were tremendous. And Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng is textured and girthy and the bloody red color screams terror.

During the self-testing, we noted that the size and texture eliminated beginners. “I’m not the most experienced, but The Theeng went hard – it combined the fear factor and actual gliding sensations when thrusting”, Sandra Larson reported.

Suppose you’re sensitive down there. Consider getting the smallest in 75% softness. You might have to give up straightforward penetration, but at least you’ll enjoy the experience.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, The Theeng will be too intimidating for beginners. Its massive size and patchy texture take some getting used to.

Like Alien Breeder, cleaning the intricately textured dildo is tedious. It takes time and more effort to wash the grooves.

Why Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng is the highest-rated zombie dildo:

The Theeng’s girthy and textured body makes it one of the most exciting challenges for the most experienced dildo fans. It also has a bloody red color that completes the zombie look and makes it even more ‘frightening.’

The panel loved the looks and functionality of The Theeng, lauding the frightening aspect as a ‘great thing’ for a zombie dildo. They also praised the high-quality silicone material and Vac-U-Lock compatibility for the S/M and large sizes.

• Material: Silicone
• Circumference (near middle): 8″ – 12″
• Insertable Length: 8″ – 12″

Pros:

• Heavily textured and girthy dildo.
• Four sizes and two densities are available.
• You can add a Vac-U-Lock hole in the S/M and large sizes.
• Ideal for pussy stretching.
• The stimulating suckers and contours feel incredible.

Cons:

• It’s expensive – $134.95 – $224.90.
• Cleaning can be tedious

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Other Good Alternatives

Bad Dragon Mystic is our favorite Unicorn dildo. Away from the glorious colors, we loved the swirling consistency. It significantly simplified penetration and amplified the sensations. After testing the various sizes, we believe the smallest size is the most beginner-friendly, and with five size options, the bright dildo is ideal for newbies and experienced sex toy consumers. You can also customize the firmness to your liking, including having a soft or medium shaft on a firm base.

Mr. Hankey’s The Rabbit is a huge fantasy dildo for stretching play with a relatively short insertable shaft but a chunky width that gets even bigger as you slide deeper. Notably, the ridges on the shaft have a smooth finish, which, coupled with a tapered design, simplifies insertion and makes for a gentle stretching experience.

Spritz is a great strap-on model. The G-spot stimulation shape has an attachment hole at the base, allowing you to pair it with your favorite strap-on. The testers also liked the tapered head and nodular body with rhythmic bumps for amplified sensations. The combination of ridges and a mid-shaft bulge will for sure give you a thrilling stretching experience.

 

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What Is A Fantasy Dildo?

A fantasy dildo is a phallic-shaped sex toy depicting mystical and fantasy creatures. Whether land or sea animals, they are designed to realize your ideal fantasy world and are typically larger and feature numerous textures you wouldn’t usually find in conventional dildos. Models you can buy include mythical creatures like dragons, tentacles, aliens, zombies, unicorns, and vampires, which creators stretch their imaginations to develop different designs [2].

 

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But Why Should I Buy One?

There are numerous reasons to use a fantasy dildo. Of course, the main one is stimulating your erogenous zones. Forget about the regular models; the fantasy models’ rough texture with nodes, tentacles, and rugged ridges glide against the vaginal and anal walls, ultimately heightening the sensations. The extra roughness and scales add spice to solo and coupled play [2].

Fantasy dildos are also more massive. Everything from the length to the girth, they are huge, making them suitable for depth and girth queens. Whether you want a satisfying, filling experience with a monstrous dragon dildo or a deep thrusting experience with a slim tentacled dildo, there’s something for everyone.

Finally, they are perfect for imaginative sex toys. The thought of getting rammed by a mythical creature stimulates the imaginative part of the brain. Who even knows what a dragon dick looks like? The uncertainty and anticipation make the experience even more exciting. And with most brands offering customization options, you can easily tailor-make your experience.

 

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What Different Types Can I Buy?

Like with other sex toys, there are numerous fantasy dildos on the market [1]. From dragons to tentacles and alien themes, the manufacturers put their imagination to work to ensure you have a unique yet exciting experience.

The variety gives you the power to choose what you want so you can meet your wildest fantasies.

1. Dragon Dildos
2. Tentacle Dildos
3. Alien Dildos
4. Zombie Dildos
5. Unicorn Dildos
6. Vampire Dildos
7. Werewolf Dildos
8. Sci-Fi Dildos
9. Corn Dildos

 

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How To Clean a Fantasy Dildo?

Clean your fantasy sex toy immediately after use. Doing so simplifies the experience while ensuring the dildo is always ready when you are. So:

• Submerge the fantasy toy in warm water.
• Add antibacterial soap or a sex toy cleaner.
• Use a clean washcloth to wash the surface– you might have to use a soft toothbrush for the intricately textured toys.
• Rinse with clean water and leave it in a well-ventilated space for air drying.
• If you want it to dry quicker, wipe it with a lint-free cloth.

 

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I am Sold! Where Can I Buy One?

Like other sex toys, there are numerous sellers on the internet. While this might sound like a good thing (and it is), it also opens the door for scammers and imposters. So, here are a few fantasy dildo makers that people on forums recommend:

• Mr. Hankey’s
• Bad Dragon
• Uberrime
• Geeky Sex Toys
• Monster Cocks
• SheVibe
• Etsy
• Fairy Lust
• Exotic Erotics
• Fantasticocks

 

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

What Lube should I use with these toys?

Like other dildos, only use a water-based lube. Besides simplifying aftercare, the lubricant won’t degrade the material.

 

How To Use a Fantasy Dildo With A Partner

Fantasy dildos don’t have to be for solo play only. Please take advantage of your partner’s presence and let them take the wheel. This way, your hands can explore other areas, leading to more thrills.

Remember to guide your partner on what positions and motions feel great before leaving them to take the wheel. As always, experiment with different positions and moves. More importantly, take breaks to reapply lube regularly.

 

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Primary Sources

1. Valens, A. Bad Dragon’s Kingdom of Fantasy Sex Toys Is Caged By ‘Queer’ Capitalism. The Daily Dot. (2021, May 20).

2. The Rise of The Fantasy Dildo. Lusterymade Porn. (N.D.).

Sandra

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