12 Best Tentacle Dildos In 2024: Explore Your Tentacle Fetish!

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Tentacle dildos are popular among fantasy fans for their stimulating suckers that are highly pleasurable during internal and external stimulation. But which of the many models should I buy?

Of the dozens we tested, Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle is the best tentacle dildo primarily because the S-shaped curvature significantly enhances internal orgasms, while the tapered design simplifies insertion and paves the way for a gentle stretching experience. Our testers also thought the flexible body made it perfect for G-spot and P-spot targeting.

Key Takeaways

Test Winner: Hankey’s Taintacle
Mr. Hankey's TaintacleTainticle is our favorite tentacle dildo. The reviewers labeled it perfect for G-spot and P-spot stimulations. The S-shaped design, tapered body, design, texture, and dynamism also received widespread praise.


Beginner: Hankey’s Sigmaloid
Mr Hankey's SigmaloidOur testers singled out the finger-like head and overall tapering design as the top attributes. The beginner-friendly dong’s slim and long dimensions make for a gentle experience – the dream of every sex toy newbie!


Budget Pick: Uberrime Teuthida
Uberrime TeuthidaTeuthida got a 92% functionality rating and the most value-for-money title. The well-made silicone tentacle dildo costs $89, a relatively low price considering the build quality. My colleagues also applauded Teuthida’s G-spot and P-spot stimulation capabilities.


Why You Should Trust Us

Sandra LarsonSandra Larson has used tentacle dildos since college and has closely followed the industry since then, making her one of the world’s foremost authorities on the topic. In addition to organizing the product testing (a complex procedure that involved over 100 hours), she defined the test criteria and interviewed customers from various sex toy forums. All to make you comfortable we only presented you with the highest-rated and safest products on the Internet.

Sandra also loves hearing stories from her readers, so if you have questions, don’t hesitate to reach out. You can call her at +1 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected]—just make sure to include your name and contact information.

 


How We Picked the Products

I selected over three dozen tentacle dildos for this review. I picked my favorite picks from the years and got my colleagues’ help. As soon as I had an excellent list to start the task, I defined test criteria that we could measure on a scale from 0 to 100. These key decision-making factors included the following:

  • Like other sex toys, quality always comes after quantity. In the initial preselection, I only went with products made from high-quality materials, specifically platinum-grade silicone. I also prioritized renowned brands, which offered more surety on the build quality.
  • We included different designs to ensure everyone had something to play with. Everything from the texture distribution to the angles, we didn’t have a limit on creativity.
  • To give you an idea of what to expect, we re-measured the tentacle dildos. More importantly, we included the different dimensions in the review – whether you’re here for girth play, depth exploration, or both.
  • Like most good things in life, there’s no one-size-fits-all. So, we prioritized brands like Bad Dragon and Mr. Hankey’s that offer multiple sizes and density options. Besides allowing you to customize your experience, variety enhances comfort and safety.
  • To spice up the experience, I included a vibrating model and a squirting option for people looking for a cinematic ejaculation experience.
  • The more settings, the better. Among the vibrating models we picked, we prioritized those with the most vibration functions.
  • Use Experience. Most products have massive dimensions, making handling complicated. To counter this, I included models with Vac-U-Lock compatibility so you can use yours with a sex machine or strap-on harness. Some brands even allow you to add a suction-cup base to your order for hands-free thrusting.

During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Design (25%) and Stimulations (25%). After that comes Sizes (10%), Materials (10%), and Special Features (10%).

After the 41-day self-testing exercise, the team returned with the findings. I invited Rachel Sommer to help me with analysis and reporting. The tedious 23-hour session included a comparison with other people’s reviews and accounts from vendor sites and sex toy forums. And it’s from the deliberation that we believe these are this year’s best tentacle dildos.

 


Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

Mr. Hankey’s TaintacleMr. Hankey’s SigmaloidUberrime TeuthidaMr. Hankey’s Davy’s TendrilsUberrime XenuphoraLovehoney Tentacle TexturedLovense Sex MachineMonstropusDeep Fantasies XenomorphBad Dragon IkaSinnovator CthulhuNo Image Available
NameTaintacleSigmaloidTeuthidaDavy’s TendrilsXenuphoraTexturedSex MachineMonstropusXenomorphIkaSinnovatorTango
CategoryBest OverallBeginnersCheapPeggingG-SpotGlassSex MachineSuction CupEjaculatingCustomizationHugeVibrating
Average Rating95%94%93%92%91%90%89%88%87%86%85%84%
Design96%95%94%92%91%93%89%88%86%88%85%83%
Size95%94%91%92%92%90%91%89%90%87%86%84%
Special Features95%93%92%93%88%91%89%91%88%90%87%85%
User Experience93%94%93%92%89%91%88%89%87%89%84%87%
Price & Value89%92%95%92%91%94%93%93%90%88%87%86%
Price Tag$114.95$65.95$89$65.95$99$44.99$699$54.99$105$120$244.95NA
MaterialSiliconeSiliconeSiliconeSiliconeSiliconeGlassSteelSiliconeSiliconeSiliconeSiliconeSilicone
Circumference6 inches – 10.50 inches3.75 inches – 6 inches5.29 inches4.25 inches – 8.25 inches4 inches – 4.5 inches4.5 inchesN/A10.67 inches5.9 inches4.5 inches – 11.5 inches9.1 inches - 15.3 inches4.85 inches
Insertable Length8 inches – 14 inches8.25 inches – 13 inches7 inches7.25 inches – 14 inches5.5 inches4.5 inches4.5 inches7.6 inches6 inches5.25 inches – 12 inches23.2 inches – 39.8 inches4.25 inches

 


1. Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle: Our Overall Test Winner!

Mr. Hankey's Taintacle

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle:

The testers loved the suckers lined up on Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle’s topside because they make it a dual-stimulation powerhouse – clitoral and vaginal stimulation. “Especially with the pointed tip, I found it easy to target specific points during play for enhanced sensations”, our lead product tester Rachel Sommer wrote in her test report.

As you can see in the image below, the S-shaped build might be complicated to master, but it makes G-spot and P-spot stimulation a piece of cake. Unlike other chunkier dildos we tested, the tentacle toy slithers through the vagina or ass, targeting your sweet spots. The testers reported that you don’t need to do the heavy lifting; the pointed tip and curved shaft make the experience straightforward.

Mr. Hankey's Taintacle

I usually go with the medium firmness, but I gave the 75% softness a try with this one. Don’t worry, though. I have colleagues who went the ‘hard way,’ and I can’t wait to spill the beans for comparison.

Besides the complicated penetration from the overly soft tip, everything about my 75% model was breathtaking. The suckers were gentler (image below), and pushing the LG/XL dildo through my vagina left a rewarding feeling of fullness. Just wow!

Closeup of the Mr. Hankey's Taintacle

On the other hand, my colleague complained of an ‘unforgiving’ texture. “The suckers were more elaborate, and the user experience wasn’t the best.”

Something else that made us give Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle a high rating was the tapered design. Sandra Larson summarized her experience with these words: “Besides simplifying penetration, I thought it made the stretching experience gradual and ‘gentler.’  With three sizes and two firmness options, and Vac-U-Lock compatibility, Taintacle is what we recommend for most fantasy toy fans.”

Mr. Hankey Toys Taintacle dildo

Minor issues we found during testing:

Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle was heavy in the hands, and thrusting it for more than 3 minutes necessitated a mandatory break. The Vac-U-Lock compatibility came in handy.

Please note that Taintacle can be unforgiving, especially for people with sensitive bits. If you can’t take the hit, get the 75% firmness option and enjoy gentler suckers.

Note: It’s more ‘punishing’ during anal play.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle is our overall test winner:

The test panel labeled Taintacle as perfect for aqua queens looking to probe their G-spots. The S-shaped design and tapered body promote target practice, ensuring you enjoy self-pleasuring the most.

In addition, Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle’s contours and suckers amplify the sensations while making the dildo versatile for internal and external stimulation. It beat the competition, getting the highest design, texture, and dynamism ratings. With multiple sizes, colors, and firmness options, you can customize Taintacle to match your sexual desires.

If you want to see what Taintacle looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle review in this article.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference: 6″ – 10.50″
  • Insertable Length: 8″ – 14″

Pros:

  • A tapered design for gentle stretching.
  • Flexible S-shaped design for G-spot and P-spot orgasms.
  • It’s Vac-U-Lock compatible.
  • Stimulating suckers and contours.
  • Three sizes and two firmness degrees.

Cons:

  • Tainticle is not ideal for girth play fans.
  • Handling Taintacle without the Vac-U-Lock attachments can be difficult.

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2. Mr. Hankey’s Sigmaloid: Beginner-Friendly

Mr Hankey's Sigmaloid

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Sigmaloid:

Contrary to popular opinion, tentacle dildos are not only reserved for the most experienced folks. Beginners can still enjoy the pleasures of these exciting sea creatures, for example with the gentle Mr. Hankey’s Sigmaloid.

We thought the finger-like design made it perfect for a novice dildo user. The testers loved the smooth texture, which, coupled with the tapering, significantly improved penetration. Although getting the little bulb on the head over can be a mini-challenge, a water-based lube will get that smooth tentacle dildo swimming inside you in seconds.

Once you’re past the head, the body gradually widens, promoting a gentle stretch. Notably, the veined walls aren’t intimidating, and you won’t feel them.

We couldn’t overlook the ‘rough’ raphe with bumps and nodes running on the underside from the tip to the bottom. The beginner reviewers on the team pointed out a bearable texture that heightens the sensations, especially when you rotate Sigmaloid inside the vagina.

While beginners won’t necessarily be looking to explore depth play, the tentacle’s long, slim shaft is perfect for just about that. The smallest has an 8″ insertable length and a 3.5″ circumference. And with a widening body, you can test your limits with the bad boy.

Sigmaloid’s taper means you can also use it for anal play. It won’t need much warming up.

Lastly, the alien dildo bends and turns without feeling uncomfortable. Everything from the bend to the tapering and finger-like head makes for the perfect G-spot and P-spot stimulation toy.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Even with the tapering, Mr. Hankey’s Sigmaloid’s head can be problematic to insert, and it takes patience to get over the line. Most importantly, once it’s inside, you’re set – it slides through easily, allowing you to test your depth play limits.

The smooth texture and slim design make Sigmaloid perfect for beginners. Intermediate and experienced folks looking for intense stretching will have to look elsewhere.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Sigmaloid is our beginner pick:

The testers singled out the finger-like head and overall tapering design as the top attributes of Sigmaloid. The beginner-friendly slim and long dimensions make for a gentle experience that’s every novice’s dream.

It’s also available in three sizes; even with the largest, you get a maximum of 6″ circumference. So, regardless of your pick, the circumference is relatively forgiving for a newbie.

I also loved that it costs $65.95, so you won’t have to break the bank either.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference (near middle): 3.75″ – 6″
  • Insertable Length: 8.25″ – 13″

Pros:

  • The smooth, tapered design promotes gentle stretch.
  • Its bendy shaft and pointed tip are perfect for G-spot and P-spot stimulation.
  • You can add a Vac-U-Lock attachment hole.
  • Three sizes and two firmness degrees.
  • It’s relatively affordable – $65.95.
  • It’s suitable for both vaginal and anal penetration.
  • Perfect for deep penetration.

Cons:

  • It’s only ideal for beginners – the smooth texture will be off-putting for intermediate and experienced users.

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3. Uberrime Teuthida: Our Budget Pick!

Uberrime Teuthida

Why we love Uberrime Teuthida:

Uberrime Teuthida might not be the most textured product on this list, but it’s the cheapest. The $89 silicone dildo looks like a giant squid with a relatively average size for beginners and intermediate fantasy dildo users.

Away from the affordable pricing, Teuthida has two rows of suckers on its front and a gentle horizontal texture on the back. Unlike other tentacle dildos we’ve used, the suckers are mild, making the thrusting experience relatively comfortable.

The team also noted that the gentle suckers and horizontal texture added flare to solo play. “Again, I didn’t expect it to have the Taintacle-type of effect, but for an $89 fantasy tentacle dildo, it was incredibly thrilling”, Rachel Sommer reported.

In addition, the 0050 density was very squishy and novice-friendly. It easily bends without collapsing, and with the rounded head and tapered design, it significantly simplifies internal stimulation.

Experienced anal play fans can also enjoy the backdoor stretch with Uberrime Teuthida. Everything from the taper to the flared base and flexible build favors P-spot stimulation and anal stretching.

Lastly, the mild suckers make cleaning more manageable. we’ve tested numerous tentacle toys, and the more elaborate the texture was, the more tedious the cleaning.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, it will be less stimulating for the more experienced folks. Don’t get me wrong, the suckers amplified the sensations, but they were nowhere close to big names like the Taintacle.

In addition, it’s only available in one firmness degree and two sizes, meaning less variety than other dildos.

Why Uberrime Teuthida is the cheapest tentacle dildo:

Teuthida got a 96% functionality rating and the most value-for-money title. The well-made silicone tentacle dildo costs $89, a relatively low price considering the build quality. Again, it might not be the most stimulating, but the mild suckers and horizontal texture make for exciting sensations.

My colleagues also applauded Teuthida’s dynamism, terming it their favorite for G-spot and P-spot stimulation. With a squishy density and two-size options, Uberrime Teuthida was labeled as the best cheap tentacle dildo.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Diameter (widest point): 1.75″
  • Insertable Length: 7″

Pros:

  • Gentle suckers and horizontal texture.
  • Squishy 0050 density feels incredible.
  • There’s an 8″ option.
  • The tapered body and pointed tip enhance internal stimulation.
  • Harness-compatible base.

Cons:

  • Less stimulating concave suckers.

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4. Mr. Hankey’s Davy’s Tendrils: Great For Pegging

Mr. Hankey’s Davy’s Tendrils

Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Davy’s Tendrils:

Mr. Hankey’s Davy’s Tendrils is the top choice for pegging. Besides the XS size, the rest are compatible with a Vac-U-Lock hole for hands-free fun. We also appreciated that you can use the attachment with most standard strap-ons.

Tendrils has a unique intertwined design that felt great on the instroke and outstroke. “The raised suckers feel incredible, slithering through the vagina or ass. I use it on my vagina regularly, but Tim was the subject for this one”, Sandra Larson commented.

Notably, my husband enjoyed the sensation. At first, I wasn’t sure he would because he prefers soft-textured dildos for pegging. “I loved the tapered tip and the undulating body,” Tim Larson affirms. “The suckers have a slithering effect that felt like someone was rubbing a suction cup along my anal cavity.”

We tested the SM/MD medium firmness model, which was a great choice. The functionality and squishiness balance meant Tendrils was flexible and gentle without folding over.

Rubbing the suckers against my clitoris during foreplay felt incredible. For teasing fun, I also enjoyed rubbing them against Tim’s perineum and head. He loved it!

Minor issues we found during testing:

Like most of Mr. Hankey’s dildos, the smallest size is not Vac-U-Lock compatible. The drilled hole might be too shallow for the attachment.

Why Mr. Hankey’s Davy’s Tendrils is great for pegging:

The test panel singled out the design applauding the tapered tip and graduating size. Another pegging-friendly feature was that two of the four size options were Vac-U-Lock compatible. And you don’t need much – you can use the attachment with standard strap-ons as long as they have a 2.5″ – 3″ diameter.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference (near middle): 4.25″ – 8.25″
  • Insertable Length: 7.25″ – 14″

Pros:

  • Impressive Vac-U-Lock compatibility.
  • A tapered tip simplifies insertion.
  • Stimulating suckers from head to base.
  • There are four sizes and two firmness degrees.

Cons:

  • No Vac-U-Lock compatibility for the XS and XL sizes.

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5. Uberrime Xenuphora: For G-Spot & P-Spot Stimulation

Uberrime Xenuphora

Why we love Uberrime Xenuphora:

Uberrime Xenuphora is our recommendation for G-spot and P-spot stimulation. The 6.75″ silicone dildo has a ridged texture that runs from the base to the tip. In addition, the upward curve and pointed head make it perfect for targeting your sweet spots. “I’ve used numerous tentacle dildos over the years, but Xenuphora’s build and angles beat the competition”, Shane Davis told me.

We also noted that Xenuphora has a series of raised suckers along the bottom and ridges on the sides, which combine to elevate the quality of pleasure. You can feel the prominent texture as you thrust it, something the reviewers applauded the designers for.

We also loved the non-intimidating size, making it a perfect choice for most fantasy dildo users. Of course, the more experienced folks might not be as ecstatic, but still, the size gives the often feared tentacle toys a human face.

Xenuphora boasts medium-density shore 8a, which blends well with the smooth ridges and prominent suckers. The density allowed us to bend and twist it and make the most of the experience while maintaining its frame.

Upon closer inspection, we saw that Xenuphora had an almost even girth throughout its shaft. Unlike most models with the taper, it has a unique feeling of fullness that most people will enjoy. Great design choices overall!

Lastly, it has a massive base with protrusion to simulate horns, making the sea creature even more dynamic and an excellent choice for external stimulation.

Minor issues we found during testing:

While the single size might be unintimidating, experienced folks looking for a girth or depth play model won’t be as ecstatic with Uberrime Xenuphora.

The broad base also complicates handling, especially during self-pleasuring. In addition, it’s not compatible with most harnesses.

Why Uberrime Xenuphora is the best for G-spot and P-spot stimulation:

The combination of a pointed head and curved shaft significantly improves internal stimulation. My colleagues noted how easy it was to target the vaginal upper wall and the prostate. Something else that the reviewers lauded was the prominent suckers and ridges. “They added an array of stimulation and made self-pleasuring more exciting,” one tester said.

Lastly, the panel gave Xenuphora maximum points for the ‘almost even girth.’ Again it was not the girthiest, but the even shaft, coupled with ridged sides and prominent suckers, felt incredible.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference: 4″ – 4.5″
  • Insertable Length: 5.5″

Pros:

  • A curved shaft promotes precision.
  • The pointed tip elevates the quality of internal stimulation.
  • Multiple suckers and ridges enhance the experience.
  • The medium-density shore 8a firmness made the Xenuphora unintimidating.

Cons:

  • A massive base makes handling more complicated.

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6. Lovehoney Tentacle Textured: Great Glass Model

Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo

Why we love Lovehoney Tentacle Textured:

While glass dildos are known to be unforgiving and intense, they’re also some of the most pleasurable toys you’ll ever use.

You’ve eaten lobster tails before. Haven’t you? Well, this pink tentacle dildo looks like one. It has two rows of protruding pimples, with a rift dividing them. Lovehoney Tentacle Textured also has pronounced ridges on the sides and bottom that run out as you move toward the base.

The combination of protruding nipples, ridges, and a dipped rift made the experience unique. Especially for a glass product, the gliding effect was intense.

Temperature play was on my mind as soon as I learned we would review a glass tentacle dildo. I tried the cold and warm treatment, and it held on before adjusting to my body temperature, which was commendable.

Lovehoney Tentacle Textured has a curved design that makes it easy to target the G-spot. Even with the smooth glass finish that makes handling complicated, especially with lube on the hands, I loved the accuracy.

Minor issues we found during testing:

As you know, glass dildos are reserved for experienced folks. The stiff glass material and prominent nubs might be too much for beginners. Unfortunately, the one-size toy is also underwhelming for experienced folks – so it’s more of an intermediate piece of cake.

In addition, handling Lovehoney Tentacle Textured was complicated with the smooth finish and lubed hands. It slid off my hands severally, and I had to have a dry washcloth.

Lastly, the ring at the base needs to be more significant because it’s a ‘waste of space.’ It complicates handling further, and the only way it should be there is if it did the opposite.

Why Lovehoney Tentacle Textured is our preferred glass tentacle dildo:

Fully aware of the intimidating aspect of glass dildos, we set out to look for the most user-friendly model. Lovehoney Tentacle Textured came out on top because of its outstanding balance. Its pleasurable nubs, mid-rift, and ridges might be intense, but it also has a rounded head and relatively small dimensions – 4.5″ circumference and usable length.

Other impressive features like temperature responsiveness and lube universality were a bonus shared by glass dildos.

  • Material: Glass
  • Circumference: 4.5″
  • Insertable Length: 4.5″

Pros:

  • Textured shaft for heightened sensations.
  • The rounded head simplifies insertion.
  • You can use it with any lubricant.
  • An ideal choice for temperature play fans.

Cons:

  • A useless ring at the base.
  • A larger size would be great for experienced folks.

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7. Lovense Sex Machine: A Sex Machine For Your Tentacle Dildos

Lovense sex machine

Why we love Lovense Sex Machine:

The Lovense Sex Machine is a great fuck machine for those with a tentacle dildo collection. The powerful rocker is compatible with all Vac-U-Lock dildos and the package comes with two adapters, so you can quickly connect your favorite model and enjoy automated thrusting.

Something that stood out was the double-sided thrusting mechanism. It was unlike anything we’d ever seen before. The sex machine lets two people enjoy automated thrusting from both ends. “Tim and I tried using the dual-thrusting mechanism; it was as thrilling as it was amusing. I especially loved the versatility that allowed us to regulate the penetration angles independently”, Sandra Larson reported.

The remote control

In addition, the Lovense machine comes with classic dial control, making it easy to regulate the stroke length and speed. You also get an Allen Key needed to unscrew and adjust the dildo rods whenever you wish to control the thrusting length.

But wait there’s more! It’s also compatible with the Lovense Remote app for simplified close-range and long-distance control. Tim and I are rarely away from each other, but long-distance couples will love it. The smartphone app offers specialized features like multi-toy compatibility, music sync, and unlimited customization options.

The two Vac U Lock dildos

Besides the two adapters, the package came with two silicone dildos – 5.43″ and 6.3″. The realistically designed dildos add to your dong collection and make the sex machine play-ready.

Something else the testers mentioned was the potent turbo gear motor. We found it more powerful than Hismith’s, especially in high settings; it was untamable. Besides the machine’s industrial look that might be boring for some people, it does everything it claims to do.

Minor issues we noted found during testing:

The Lovense fucking machine is quite costly, and people after an affordable sex aid in the bedroom might have to look elsewhere.

In addition, the machine gets jumpy on the highest settings, thudding the floor violently. We had to use it over a mat to remedy the chaos.

Lastly, the assembly can be annoying. I needed two differently-sized Allen Keys, and the rods took some work to connect with the inside of the machine. So, I suggest leaving it assembled, so you don’t have to go through the troubles whenever you want to enjoy automatic thrusting.

Why Lovense Sex Machine is a good tentacle dildo machine:

Even with the stocky, industrial look, the Lovense sex machine is our favorite automated sexual aid for your collection. My colleagues loved the functionality side, terming the package ‘most complete.’ I always add the attachment hole in my dildos, so the fuck machine was perfect for the job. It even comes with two adapters and silicone dildos – different sizes to meet everyone’s sexual desires.

Other impressive features included the dual-thrusting mechanism that made for a wild ride, classic dial control, and the Lovense Remote app that significantly simplified close-range and long-distance control.

If you want to see what the Lovense Sex Machine looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

  • Material: Stainless Steel
  • Stroke Length: Up to 4.5″
  • Speed: 300 strokes/minute”

Pros:

  • A versatile sex machine for your tentacle dildos.
  • It’s made from solid stainless steel bars.
  • An impressive top speed – 300 strokes/minute.
  • Classic dial controller and Lovense remote app.
  • It comes with two Vac-U-Lock adapters and silicone dildos.
  • Multi-toy and music sync capabilities with the mobile application.

Cons:

  • The machine is unstable in the highest settings.
  • The included silicone dildos felt and looked a bit cheap.

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8. Monstropus: Great For Hands-Free Play!

Monstropus

Why we love Monstropus:

Monstropus is what recommend if you want a good suction-cup model. Unlike the rest of the models we reviewed, Monstropus’ suction base stood out. It’s made with a different-density material, a much softer silicone with a considerable dip in the middle that traps more air and is easier to manipulate for a firmer suction.

I used the suction cup on various surfaces around the house and it was the strongest among the suction cup dildos I reviewed. While the difference in density means it wiggles a little more during use, that’s a worthy price to pay for the firm suction.

Monstropus cephalopod suckers induce an exciting range of sensations for self-pleasuring. I also found the suckers impressive at clitoral stimulation, with the pointy end helping target specific spots.

In addition, the testers loved the tapered build with a slim tip that gradually widens towards the base. I thought it enhanced the stretching experience, making it gentle yet fulfilling. With ribbed, circular rings between the suckers, Monstropus was one of the most exciting tentacle dildos I’ve ever used. Especially for a $54.99 dildo, I was impressed with the functionality.

Monstropus suction base is compatible with most standard harnesses. I used it with my regular, and it held on steadily.

Minor issues we noted found during testing:

My main concern was the massive 7.6″ length and 3.4″ circumference that makes the suction cup unfavorable for newbies. Without multiple sizes, beginners looking to explore hands-free tentacle dildo stimulation will miss out.

Why Monstropus is the best suction cup tentacle dildo:

The test panel pointed out the unique suction cup design with a base made from a different silicone density. Unlike the chunky dildos with an all-in-one firmness, Monstropus holds on tightly during use. And even with the increased wiggling movements from the density difference, the suction base impressed all my colleagues.

In addition, the prominent suckers felt incredible. It also had ribbed, circular rings in between, which significantly improved the sensations. The tapered design that promotes gentle stretching was another highlight of the review. And it only costs $54.99, making it the most pleasurable suction cup tentacle dildo I’ve used for the price.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Diameter: 3.4″
  • Insertable Length: 7.6″

Pros:

  • Monstropus has the most robust suction cup.
  • Stimulating suckers and ribbed circular wings.
  • It’s made from body-safe silicone material.
  • The tapered design promotes a gentle stretching experience.
  • A broad base is compatible with most standard harnesses.

Cons:

  • It’s only available in one size.

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9. Deep Fantasies Xenomorph: Great For Ejaculations

Deep Fantasies Xenomorph

Why we love Deep Fantasies Xenomorph:

If you fancy realistic ejaculation, Deep Fantasies Xenomorph is the best squirting tentacle dildo on this list. We’ve reviewed dozens of ejaculating products, and the syringe and tube mechanism is one of the top performers. Some on the team even thought it was better than Big Shot. Besides being easy to use, it gives you the most squirt control to customize the experience.

Like other syringe-controlled ejaculators, I loved that the Xenomorph didn’t leak the fake semen when not in use. I’ve used models with an inbuilt reservoir before, and they were messy.

Deep Fantasies Xenomorph might not be the longest toy I’ve used, but its textured shaft and ridged spine were incredibly stimulating. I even gave it the twisting test, and the sensations from rotating the shaft inside my vagina were exceptional. Even with the soft shore-0050 medium density, I could feel the ridges rubbing against the vaginal walls.

The 5.9″ circumference and 6″ insertable length make the Xenomorph ideal for most users, successfully eliminating the false narrative that only the most experienced folks can use a tentacle dildo. With a tapered, lifelike head, penetration was seamless.

Lastly, the syringe holds enough fake semen for a cinematic creampie and we found that the small tube won’t hoard much semen to sabotage the load.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Xenomorph is pricey – $105. Few people will look forward to splashing a hundred bucks on a dildo.

In addition, the syringe and rube squirting mechanism might give the user more control, but it might run a good orgasm. The most pleasurable climaxes are when you let go of your mind and body to enjoy the raw emotion. However, trying to multitask by pressing the syringe at the right moment can take your mind away and ruin the moment.

Why Xenomorph is the most recommended ejaculating tentacle dildo:

My colleagues and I loved the syringe and tube ejaculation mechanism. Unlike the inbuilt reservoir, you have more squirt control, and the ejaculating liquid doesn’t leak when Xenomorph is not in use. In addition, the lifelike head and ridged shaft stood out. I enjoyed the heightened arousal from the texturing and the simplified penetration.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference: 5.9″
  • Insertable Length: 6″

Pros:

  • Easy-to-use syringe ejaculating mechanism.
  • A lifelike tapered head simplifies insertion.
  • The textured shaft enhances arousal.
  • The squishy density is ideal for most users, including those with sensitive bits.

Cons:

  • The tentacle dildo is expensive – $105.

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10. Bad Dragon Ika: Most Customizations

Ika Bad Dragon Dildo

Why we love Bad Dragon Ika:

Bad Dragon Ika is the most customizable model on this list. Unlike most dildos, it’s available in five sizes and three firmness degrees, letting you pick the specific length, width, and squishiness of your dreams. Most brands offer 2-3 customization options, but Ika by Dragon dildo outdid the competition.

I bought the MED and medium firmness option, which was just the right dildo to quench my ‘Waterworld’ thirst. These dimensions meant it was unintimidating and expressive enough for me to feel the impact.

We also appreciated that Ika has a unique tapered design, starting with a pointed head and gradually widening into a girthy base. Unlike the chunkier models, the taper promoted a gentle stretching experience and made the huge Ika unintimidating.

Ika’s suckers felt great rubbing against the clitoris during foreplay. Even when I used it internally, the suckers added to the sensations. The medium firmness option has gentle suckers but not to the point of losing the gliding effect, so twisting it during penetrative sex was a treat.

I also loved the bumpy texture on the sides. It rivals the smooth topline and sucker-lined underside, making it a puzzle you need to solve. The combination of different textures made the experience exciting and more stimulating.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, Bad Dragon Ika might prove pricey, especially for the most experienced folks going for the most prominent variants. The dildo can cost up to $120.

In addition, it would have been great if you could add a cumtube during customizations, but you can’t.

Why Ika is the most customizable tentacle dildo:

The test panel was more than happy to review Ika by Bad Dragon. The first consensus was that it stood out from the crowd. My colleagues applauded the multiple sizes and firmness options, terming them as the brand’s ultimate gift to their loyal customers. ‘The ability to pick the features and size of your new toy is always a positive buying experience.’

The suckers were a significant highlight of the review, with the panel lauding their versatility and efforts in bettering internal and external stimulation. With a smooth topline and textured sides, stroking Ika felt great.

You can find more Bad Dragon dildos in this article.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference: 4.5″ – 11.5″
  • Insertable Length: 5.25″ – 12″

Pros:

  • The multi-textured design elevates pleasure.
  • A tapered head to simplify insertion.
  • Gradual widening towards the base enhances a gentle stretch.
  • The suckers stimulate the clitoris during foreplay.
  • It’s an ideal dildo for most users.

Cons:

  • It’s pricey.
  • Ika is not cumtube-compatible.

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11.  Sinnovator Cthulhu: Best For Size!

Sinnovator Cthulhu

Why we love Sinnovator Cthulhu:

Sinnovator Cthulhu is the largest tentacle dildo on this list. Besides the 12.7″ usable length, the monster has a massive 4.9″ diameter. I’d have recommended staying away if you’re not the most experienced folk, but the Sinnovator comes in three size options to ensure there’s something for everyone.

We also noted that Cthulhu has one of the most unique designs we’ve ever seen. Everything from the raised veins to the ridged underside and flared edges blew our minds. “Even with the smooth finish, I could feel the individual ridges slide through the vagina – it felt exceptionally great”, Sandra Larson commented.

Sinnovator Cthulhu has an angled head with a pointed tip for precise stimulation. I used the MED size, and it was straightforward to hit the G-spot with this one. Certainly not the easiest among the tentacle dildos we reviewed, but it’s still a decent choice.

We think its massive size makes Cthulhu the perfect choice for girth and depth play fans, a combination very few sex toys hold. Its presence and impact were hard to ignore. You’ll also need more lube with the Sinnovator, but the breathless wave of raw pleasure was something to relish.

Lastly, it’s fully customizable. You can choose your preferred color and firmness degree. Other options include the Vac-U-compatible base with a suction cup or double suction cup for more stability. While all the additions come at a price, it’s a great way to add to the possibilities of your solo play adventures.

Minor issues we found during testing:

My most significant concern was Sinnovator Cthulhu’s cost of up to $244.95 with relevant customizations. I’ve reviewed mini sex dolls and torso dildo models that cost as much.

Why Sinnovator Cthulhu is the hugest tentacle dildo:

At 4.9″ circumference and 12.7″ usable length, Sinnovator Cthulhu is a beast. Most importantly, we loved the texturing with the raised veins, ridged underside, and flared edges that combine into one of the most exciting textures I’ve reviewed.

The team appreciated the designer’s effort to simplify insertion with an angled head and pointed tip, an essential addition for such a giant tentacle dildo. And with multiple customization options, Sinnovator Cthulhu is a work of art.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Diameter: 2.9″ – 4.9″
  • Insertable Length: 7.4″ – 12.7″

Pros:

  • A textured shaft for sensation stimulation.
  • The angled body promotes spot-on satisfaction.
  • A shaft tip for precise stimulation.
  • Three sizes and two densities make the dildo ideal for most users.
  • Multiple customization options

Cons:

  • It’s expensive – up to $244.95.
  • Cthulhu might be overwhelming for novices.

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12. Talon Tango Sleeve: If You Want Vibrations

Why we love Talon Tango Sleeve:

Also referred to as the We-Vibe sleeve, the Talon Tango Sleeve is a good option if you want a vibrating model. The reasonably small sleeve is designed to house the renowned We-Vibe Tango, thereby inducing a wave of rumbles you’ll relish. Don’t have it? No sweat! You can also use other bullets with the sleeve.

We noted that Talon Tango has a rich texture combination. It has 50 suckers that feel incredible during internal and external stimulation. The sleeve also boasts a set of bumps, scoops, and ridges that render the vibrations more impactful.

I wasn’t so sure about the shore 10A platinum silicone. It was stiff, but I could comfortably squeeze it with my hands. You might have to stay away if you have the most sensitive bits, but everyone else should be good.

Talon Tango’s tapered head and scooped cup after the tip worked in unison to simplify penetration and amplify internal stimulation.

We thought the stiff silicone shaft made the stimulation more elaborate. The shore 10A density, suction suckers, and ridges make for an incredible multi-purpose dildo.

Lastly, I used the sleeve with my We-Vibe Tango, and I understand what inspired the combination. Besides being one of the punchiest bullet vibrators, the We-Vibe Tango has an impressive range of 8 vibration modes. In addition, it’s waterproof, allowing you to wild out in the shower or bath without worrying about curtailed fun.

Minor issues we found during testing:

My main concern was the shore 10A platinum silicone material. It’s not the stiffest material I’ve reviewed, but for a lifelike silicone dildo, it’s not the squishiest. People with sensitive vaginal and anal sphincter muscles might have to pass this.

Also, the availability in one size was a bummer. A bit of variety would have been better.

Why Talon Tango Sleeve is the best vibrating tentacle dildo:

Everything about Talon Tango was outstanding. Besides the not-so-squishy density, the vibrating dildo boasts a dynamic texture with up to 50 suckers, bumps, ridges, and a scooped section after the tip.

The reviewers lauded the dynamism and power boost of the We-Vibe Tango. The 8-function vibe’s waterproof design also meant explosive aquatic fun, a bonus to the experience.

  • Material: Silicone
  • Circumference: 4.85″
  • Insertable Length: 4.25″

Pros:

  • Multi-textured dildo amplifies the sensations.
  • Impressive 8 vibration modes.
  • You can use other small bullets if you don’t have the We-Vibe Tango.
  • Up to 50 suckers.

Cons:

  • It’s only available in one size and firmness degree.

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What Is A Tentacle Dildo?

If you’re a fan of Japanese tentacle porn and erotica, you have probably seen tentacle dildos before. They are similar to regular dildos in that they have the standard tip, shaft, and base but unlike the latter, they feature nubs, bumps, and ridges to amplify pleasure. You can say they’re designed to look like the squid’s arm with extended tentacles and little suckers throughout the shaft.

Mr. Hankey's Taintacle

Tentacle dildos might be intimidating to the eyes at first, but all the ridges, rows, and colors are only there to make the experience unique. You often get to customize the size, color, and firmness to meet your kink fantasies.

 


But Why Should I Buy One?

Unlike other sex toys, tentacle dildos invite a sense of fantasy play into your masturbation experience. They induce something special, something beyond the ordinary, with an ultra-stimulating design. I mean, who has ever seen an Octopus or Squid penis?

Woman thinking

The idea is to stimulate the imaginative part of your brain into re-imagining what sex with a cephalopod would feel like. What happens when the individual suckers and flickers glide against your erogenous zones? How intense are the sensations? Using tentacle sex toys answers all these questions, allowing you to enjoy the exotic, mythical world of fantasy creatures.

From my long-standing experience using fantasy dildos, I recommend trying out tentacle dildos. Besides the mental psych of being penetrated by a Squid-like tentacle, they are perfect for internal stimulation.

  • They feature textured suckers throughout their length. These coarse nubs massage your vagina and the experience is twice as intense as a regular sex toy. Your wild partner would never live up to the hype.
  • Some models even feature suction cups and flared bases, further opening your world to new possibilities. Think about it – a hands-free masturbation experience riding tentacle sex toys. And for the extreme pleasure-seekers, you can use the dildo for anal stimulation. Trust me. It doesn’t get any better!
  • You can also use your tentacle sex toys for external stimulation. Whether it’s your inner thighs, nipples, or clitoris, go ahead and enjoy the exquisite experience. You can even rub it against your partner’s perineum, frenulum, or even the penis tip during foreplay.

Overall, there are numerous reasons to get tentacle sex toys. Everything from the need to explore the mythical world of fantasy dildos to intense internal and external stimulation, there’s enough motivation.

 


How to Use A Tentacle Dildo?

While some regular dildos feature a rough texture, there’s no comparison to the extent to which tentacle dildos can go. So, more than any other time, I recommend using more lube with these products than a regular model. The bumps and ridges on the shaft can cause discomfort if you don’t use lube properly.

A man holding a lube bottle

And as always, start small and work your way up the ladder. Lastly, do not rush the experience. Using a tentacle toy can be intimidating at first, and your body will need some getting used to it. So, take your time and don’t strive to be a pro on the first day.

Solo Missionary Masturbation Position with a tentacle dildo

 


How To Clean A Tentacle Dildo?

As expected, tentacle dildos might be hard to clean because of the extra bumps, suction cups, and nubs. As a result, cleaning it will take more time, but the process is similar to cleaning a regular dildo.

Cleaning Sex Toys In The Sink

Use clean water and sex toy cleaner or mild soap to clean the dildo. If the dildo has a heavy texture, you can use a toothbrush. Also, have a clean cloth to help get the dirt off all the bumps and veins.

Once you’re done, rinse with clean, running water and air dry it before storing it in a clean, cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

For thorough cleaning, you can boil the item in boiling water. But please read the instructions first to ensure the material is compatible with higher temperatures.

Pro Tip; I recommend putting on a condom when using hentai anal dildos for butt play to simplify the cleaning process.

 


Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

How to Store a Tentacle Dildo?

Once clean, put your tentacle dildo in a storage case, close the lid, and tuck it away from ‘many hands.’ You can also use your drawer if you don’t have a storage case. Ensure you line it with comfortable padding or an old shirt to avoid bruising the toy.

Under the Bed Bins and Boxes

How to Use a Tentacle Dildo With A Partner?

Introducing a tentacle dildo to the bedroom is a great way to keep the fire blazing in your sex life. You can use it during foreplay or mutual masturbation. Use it to prepare your partner for the session or even as a form of distraction in between sex so you can last longer and enjoy the experience more.

Ensure you use lots of lube and take it a step at a time. Your partner might be unable to take up the sea monster on the first day, and that’s okay.

Are Tentacle Dildos Safe?

Yes. Tentacle dildos are safe if you use plenty of lube and take one step at a time. Also, remember to take breaks or stop immediately if you feel pain or discomfort.

Can I Use a Tentacle Dildo for Anal Play?

Yes. Most models have a flared base to enhance anal sex safety. In addition, the tapered design makes the dildos easy to take up the ass.

How to Use a Glass Tentacle Dildo?

Like other dildos, preparation is essential. Have a lube bottle within your arm’s reach and stimulate yourself beforehand to relax your muscles for the sea monster. Some people find fingering sufficient, but you might have to use a smaller dildo to get your vagina or ass ready for the action.

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