Alien dildos let you dive into an exciting world of strangely shaped and horrifying beasts. Unlike regular dildos, these xenomorph sex toys offer something unique and mind-blowing, making your self-pleasuring experience more fun.
Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder is the highest-rated alien dildo I’ve used over the years. It takes the top position thanks to the intricate detailing and high-grade silicone construction, which our testers rated higher than the competition. The massive breeder is perfect for the most ardent sci-fi fans looking to bring a realistic alien dick into the bedroom.
Test Winner: Alien Breeder
Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder is our favorite alien dildo. The smooth top size and intricately texture with differently-sized nubs and deep ridges got the highest ratings in our review. Our testers also liked that it’s available in four sizes.
Largest Overall: Solatok
Mr. Hankey’s Solatok is a huge alien dildo. Our testers especially pointed out the scaly texture on the upper side and the two distinctive knobs on either side, which got high ratings. It’s also available in three sizes and two firmness degrees.
Budget Pick: Venomous Tongue
Venomous Tongue is the most affordable alien dildo today. For just $65.95, this long, twisted Xenomorph sex toy is beautiful, and our test panel agreed that it represented the most value for money. With multiple sizes, every experience level will have a shot.
Table Of Contents
- Why You Should Trust Us
- How We Picked the Products
- Everything We Tested
- 1. Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder: Our Overall Test Winner!
- 2. Mr. Hankey’s Solatok: Great For Size!
- 3. Mr. Hankey’s Venomous Tongue: Our Budget Pick!
- 4. Orion Invader: Great for Hands-Free Play!
- 5. Deep Fantasies Xenomorph: Best Squirting Model!
- 6. Xenuphora: Most Texture
- 7. BFG: Strap-On Compatible
- What Is an Alien Dildo?
- How To Use an Alien Dildo?
- How To Clean an Alien Dildo?
- Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
- Primary Sources
Why You Should Trust Us
Rachel Sommer has been an indispensable asset to the greater My Sex Toy Guide team since 2016. She liaises with other sex experts across different disciplines to create a content strategy and coordinate the testing process, so our recommendations are specially curated to meet your sexual needs.
Besides maintaining a people-centered approach to our operations, My Sex Toy Guide prides itself on diversity. We test and report multiple sex toy types to ensure we provide something for everyone. In addition, multiple sex experts test the toys, making it easy to pick on the small details that make the alien sex toy perfect for you.
Rachel is also a fan of hearing stories from her readers, so if you have questions, don’t hesitate to reach out to her. You can call Rachel at +1 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected]—just make sure to include your name and contact information.
How We Picked the Products
I pre-selected more than 30 alien dildos for this article, focusing on the difference in capabilities. By providing a varied list of these unique sex toys, I ensured every reader had something to pick from. Before assembling the testing team (for this article it was Sandra Larson, Rachel Sommer, and Shane Davis), I defined several test criteria that we could measure on a scale from 0 to 100. These included:
- Like other dildos, the design was essential. I instructed the reviewers to pay attention to the size, texturing, and user experience. Design tweaks like curved shafts and roughly textured bodies were crucial for this article.
- As you already know, alien dildos are massive. We focused on the big boys but still prioritized models that offered multiple-size options to ensure everyone, including the beginners, had something to work with.
- Like metal and glass, alien and other fantasy toys are reserved for the most experienced users. In line with this, we only picked models made from squishy materials. We especially prioritized those with multiple firmness options like Mr. Hankey’s.
- Their sheer size makes them perfect just the way they are – no need for vibrations. However, some designers have incorporated other stimulation forms like thrusting and squirting to add to the possibilities. I ensured I had a couple of choices for sci-fi fans looking for something extra.
- Unfortunately, massive dildos are brutal to grasp, especially with tiny hands. So, for this article, we focused on the stem size and how easy or complicated it made the experience. And even for models with a harness-compatible base, we ensured that it didn’t get in your way.
- As always, we only picked high-quality products. All the options in the article are made from high-quality materials. In addition, I ensured the build quality was exceptional.
- Special Features. Extra bells and whistles separate the highest-rated from the rest. Besides the customization aspects, we studied models that offered sex machine compatibility. Other considerations included harness use readiness and squirting abilities.
During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Design (25%) and Stimulations (25%). After that comes Size (10%), Material (10%), and Versatility (10%).
The team returned with the findings after what was a 25-day self-testing exercise. I joined a small group comprising my fellow sexologists, sexual health writers, and myself. We analyzed the findings together, using comparison charts to compare and contrast. After 18 hours of deliberation, we believe these are this year’s best alien dildos – a list worth your consideration and, indeed, good enough for your bedroom drawer.
Everything We Tested
In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.
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| Name | Alien Breeder | Solatok | Venomous Tongue | Orion Invader | Xenomorph | Xenuphora | BFG |
| Category | Best Overall | Giant | Budget | Hands-free | Squirting | Texture | Strap-on |
| Average Rating | 95% | 94% | 93% | 92% | 91% | 90% | 89% |
| Design | 96% | 93% | 94% | 90% | 91% | 89% | 87% |
| Size | 95% | 94% | 93% | 92% | 92% | 90% | 89% |
| Special Features | 95% | 93% | 92% | 91% | 88% | 91% | 91% |
| User Experience | 93% | 95% | 93% | 92% | 89% | 91% | 88% |
| Stimulation | 94% | 90% | 91% | 92% | 91% | 89% | 93% |
| Build Quality | 95% | 92% | 90% | 92% | 91% | 87% | 88% |
| Price & Value | 91% | 91% | 95% | 94% | 92% | 93% | 88% |
| Price Tag | $124.95 | $124.95 | $65.95 | $44.95 | $105 | $95 | $149.95 |
| Material | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone |
| Circumference | 6.87 inches – 12.5 inches | 7.13 inches – 12 inches | 3.8 inches – 7 inches | 7.22 inches | 5.9 inches | 4 inches | 7.75 inches – 9.75 inches |
| Insertable Length | 7.5 inches – 13.37 inches | 6.88 inches – 10.88 inches | 9.38 inches – 16 inches | 6.3 inches | 6 inches | 5.5 inches | 10 inches – 13 inches |
1. Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder: Our Overall Test Winner!
Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder:
Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder is the best alien egg dildo! Like Fleshlight is to male masturbators, Mr. Hankey remains a fantasy sex toy powerhouse, with a series of some of the most remarkable xenomorph dildos ever produced.
The visually appealing monster has a unique physicality, with a smooth top line and an intricately textured bottom. The testers thought the design tweak worked incredibly to balance the texture. “The massive ridges and varied bumps glide against the lower vaginal walls, making the experience more pleasurable”, our lead product tester Sandra Larson wrote in her test report. “I also love twisting and turning my toys during play, and the textured section felt great, rubbing against the vagina from end to end. I must admit, it’s ten times what your partner’s dick will ever do.”, Sandra continued.
Another outstanding aspect was the 100% customization capabilities that let you pick the size, firmness, and color with the click of a button. Especially for the size, you can choose the length and circumference you want based on your experience and specific sexual needs and wants. Whether you prefer depth or girth play, you can tailor your experience to the finest details.
Something else we loved about Alien Breeder was the ferocious alien tip that’s pokey than a regular dildo. The testers reported that they could feel the ‘highlights’ of the pointed tip poking my internals amid the ‘commotion’ from the massive shaft sliding through.
I’ve used numerous dildos that offer firmness regulation, and I’ve always found medium firmness as the ideal pick. Mr. Hankey’s offers a 75% soft option, but the latter has an exciting, unique softness and firmness balance. It’s more erect than a regular penis but also soft.
Don’t get it twisted; like other fantasy dildos, you need some time to warm up to prepare for the action. This alien egg-laying dildo will stretch you out. In fact, stay away if you’re not among the most experienced consumers. Also, have lots of lube within your arm’s reach. Trust me. You’ll need it!
Pegging play fans can use medium and XL variants with a harness. Also, the XXXL size has a functional Vac-U-Lock-compatible hole, allowing you to use it with a sex machine.
Minor issues we found during testing:
My only concern was the massive size and price point. Of course, Alien Breeder is available in multiple sizes, but even then, beginners might have to look elsewhere. Also, the most affordable variable costs $124.95, a price most people, especially those new to alien dildos, will find expensive.
Why Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder is the best alien dildo:
Mr. Hankey’s Alien Breeder is a great choice for medium and experienced users after the most realistic alien dildo experience. Our testers especially highlighted two features that stood out from the competition:
- Alien Breeder has a smooth top size and intricately textured underside with differently-sized nubs and intense ridges to amplify the sensations.
- In addition, our reviewers loved that it’s available in four sizes, allowing you to pick the most suitable variable for your needs. And with other variables like firmness and color, you can fully customize your alien dildos to match the sex toy of your dreams.
These two facts, coupled with the very scary-looking alien appearance, made the Alien Breeder top this year’s list. However, we think several other products are worth checking out, so please keep reading to see what other exciting products are available this year.
- Material: Silicone
- Circumference: 6.87″ – 12.5″ (near middle)
- Insertable Length: 7.5″ – 13.37″
Pros:
- A massive alien dildo for the most experienced users.
- The intricately textured underside feels excellent.
- A smooth top induces much-needed balance to the experience.
- The pointed alien-esque tip simplifies penetration.
- Looks as impressive as it feels.
- Vac-U-Lock compatibility opens your world to new possibilities.
Cons:
- Beginners might have to look elsewhere.
- Cleaning the underside can be tedious.
2. Mr. Hankey’s Solatok: Great For Size!
Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Solatok:
The testers graded Solatok as perfect for girth play fans. Even the smallest variant has a 7.13″ circumference in the middle, meaning it’s not so small after all. We tested all three sizes, and while the intensity builds up as you scale up, my colleagues couldn’t help but enjoy the gliding effect as the dildo rubbed against the vaginal walls.
Solatek has prominent scales on the upper side and a smooth underside. “I also noted two nodes near the base, which, combined with the heavy texture on top, add to the intensity of the sensations”, Rachel Sommer commented.
Like the preceding dildo, Solatok is available in multiple sizes and firmness degrees. You can choose between three sizes and two firmness options. In addition, you can add a VAC-U-Lock attachment to Solatok for more possibilities.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Our only concern was the stocky, undulating shaft. Unlike most dildos, it doesn’t have a tapered head to simplify penetration. I found it extremely challenging to get it inside – even the smallest version takes time and lots of lube to conform.
Why Mr. Hankey’s Solatok is the biggest alien dildo:
Mr. Hankey’s Solatok is a gentle giant. Thanks to the blunt head and sticky shaft, it stands out among the models we tested. Our test panel especially pointed out the scaly texture on the upper side and the two distinctive knobs on either side, which got high ratings. In addition, Solatok is available in three sizes and two firmness degrees, so you can pick the specific model you want. More thick dildos here.
- Material: Silicone
- Circumference: 7.13″ – 12″ (near middle)
- Insertable Length: 6.88″ – 10.88″
Pros:
- A giant alien dildo for the most experienced folks.
- The scaly texture feels great.
- A sticky, undulating shaft is perfect for girth play fans.
- It’s available in different sizes and firmness degrees.
- Vac-U-Lock compatible.
Cons:
- Solatok is pricey – $124.95.
3. Mr. Hankey’s Venomous Tongue: Our Budget Pick!
Why we love Mr. Hankey’s Venomous Tongue:
Among the alien dildos our test team looked into, Mr. Hankey’s Venomous Tongue gave us the most value for the money. The long, twisted dildo costs $65.95, a bargain for such a well-made piece. Everything from the broad base to promote an upright posture to the long, tapered tongue stood out.
Unlike Solatok’s chunky design, Mr. Hankey went for a slim, twisted look. The testers thought the flexible and tapered tongue helped reach places a human tongue would never. Especially with the 75% soft variant, you can quickly feel the tip glide toward your sweet spots.
In addition, Venomous Tongue is available in four sizes, allowing you to pick the correct variant. With two firmness options on the table, you can easily customize it into the sex toy of your dreams within seconds.
Something else we loved about the Venomous Tongue was the Vac-U-Lock hole compatibility. For less than $5, you can have the designer drill a hole at the base so that you can use your favorite alien dildo with a sex machine or strap-on.
Besides the affordable pricing, Mr. Hankey’s Venomous Tongue is ideal for depth play fans. The length and subtle twisting finish make it one of the most exciting yet beginner-friendly alien dildos we’ve reviewed.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Unfortunately, the narrow tip can be challenging to insert initially, especially if you have the 75% soft variant. However, the ‘shakiness’ disappears as soon as Venomous Tongue snakes into your vagina or anus.
Why Mr. Hankey’s Venomous Tongue is the most budget-friendly option:
The Venomous Tongue from Mr. Hankey’s is the most affordable alien dildo you’ll see today. For $65.95, this long, twisted penetrative sex toy is a thing of beauty. Our test panel agreed that it represented the best value for the money. And with multiple sizes, every sex toy user can have a shot at Venomous Tongue.
- Material: Silicone
- Circumference: 3.8″ – 7″ (near middle)
- Insertable Length: 9.38″ – 16″
Pros:
- One of the most affordable alien dildos – $65.95.
- Exciting reptile-like texture.
- The tapered tip renders penetration straightforward.
- The long, twisted design is ideal for depth play fans.
- Multiple sizes, colors, and firmness degrees.
Cons:
- The flimsy tip might be challenging to insert.
4. Orion Invader: Great for Hands-Free Play!
Why we love Orion Invader:
Orion Invader is perfect for people after a hands-free experience because it has an iconic broad, black suction cup base that quickly attaches to flat surfaces for a completely hands-free experience.
We loved testing the limits with suction cup dildos. For example, the reviewers stuck it on the bathroom floor and vigorously rode it for 3-5 minutes severally. “While it did give in on one occasion, my overall thoughts were that the suction cup base was pretty solid and up to the task”, Shane Davos told me.
Something else that we loved was the fact that the suction cup base was also compatible with strap-on harnesses, making it perfect for pegging play fans.
Orion Invader’s ribbed and veiny texture gives it a ‘bully’ vibe that’s exciting to explore. I thought it made internal stimulation more pleasurable. And with a curved tip to target the g-spot and simplify penetration, it has an incredible balance.
Minor issues we found during testing:
The only downside was its availability in only one size. Unlike other alien dildos, you can’t customize the Invader’s size or firmness.
Why Orion Invader has the most effective suction cup:
Orion Invader had the strongest suction cup base of all the models we tested. It also topped our rating on ease of use and stimulation because of its veined shaft and angled tip. In addition, it only costs $44.95, placing it in the most affordable dildo discussion.
- Material: Silicone
- Diameter: 2.3″
- Length: 7.25″
- Insertable Length: 6.3″
Pros:
- A well-made alien toy for effortless orgasms.
- The wide flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses.
- It’s made of platinum silicone.
- A ribbed and veiny shaft adds to the internal stimulation.
- The angled tip promotes precise G-spot stimulation.
Cons:
- It’s only available in one size.
5. Deep Fantasies Xenomorph: Best Squirting Model!
Why we love Deep Fantasies Xenomorph squirting dildo:
Deep Fantasies Xenomorph is the ideal choice for squirting action fans. Having sex with a mythical creature’s dick is fascinating enough, but having it nut all over you is out of this world.
Xenomorph has a squirt tube connected to a syringe, making it easy to shoot a load on demand. The testers reported that the syringe can take up a substantial amount of the cum, so you don’t have to worry about running out when you climax.
We love the squirting dildos with an inbuilt mechanism, but most of them are messy. “I thought the Xenomorph having a separate syringe was great because it simplified the controls and avoided the usual spills”, Sandra Larson commented.
In addition, it has a wildly textured shaft and a bulbous head. I also loved the medium-soft firmness. We thought the combination of the textured design, medium-soft firmness, and penetrative head made a great design. “I could feel the ridged spine glide against my vaginal walls while the soft, tapered tip kissed my G-spot”, Rachel Sommer added.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Unfortunately, Xenomorph is not customizable, meaning that beginners might have to sit it out, leaving intermediaries and experienced users as the only beneficiaries. In addition, the Xenomorph isn’t the most affordable pick – $105.
Why Deep Fantasies Xenomorph is the highest-rated squirting alien dildo:
The Deep Fantasies Xenomorph is the most recommended squirting alien dong with everything from the syringe’s ease of use to the tube’s ease of cleaning getting high ratings. Our testers gave it a 4.5/5 rating for the ‘tidy’ nature of the syringe operation – there wasn’t the usual over-spillage. We also thought the textured shaft and bulbous head amplified internal stimulation which is something many of our readers will appreciate.
- Material: Silicone
- Circumference: 5.9″
- Length: 7″
- Insertable Length: 6″
Pros:
- Exciting squirting alien dildo.
- Easy-to-use syringe.
- It’s made from high-quality silicone material.
- A chunky dildo for most sci-fi movie/game fans.
- The textured shaft and bulbous head amplify the sensations.
- The simulated ejaculation renders the experience wildly realistic.
Cons:
- It’s pricey – $105.
- It’s only available in one size.
6. Xenuphora: Most Texture
Why we love Xenuphora tentacle dildo:
Xenuphora takes the crown as the most textured alien dildo we’ve reviewed. Our review panel gave an average score of 4.85 on shaft texture, and it’s not hard to see why it scored such a high number.
It has a solid vertical ridge down the back and two rows of suckers on the frontal end. These prominent textures enhance internal stimulation, with the bumpy finish smothering the walls of the vagina during the instroke and outstroke. It felt like nothing I’d experienced before. The overall finish also had a smooth consistency, making it perfect for beginners.
Something else we loved about Xenuphora was the shore 8a medium-density silicone used by the designer. It’s firm enough to maintain an erect shape but still squishy enough for realistic penetrative sex.
Away from the textured shaft and pointed tip, Xenuphora has two protruding nubs at the base for external stimulation. I didn’t expect much from the pair, but I couldn’t help but pick the soft rubs around the clitoris when I used the dildo.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Besides the single-size availability, Xenuphora is a little pricey. It costs $99, a figure most people will find expensive.
Why the Xenuphora tentacle dildo is the most textured option:
The tentacle dildo is ideal for people looking for the most intricately textured models. Amongst the dozens we reviewed, Xenuphora’s unique mix of vertical ridge, suckers, and overall bumpy consistency stood out. And even with the 5.5″ insertable length. I thought it offered a formidable challenge for any alien dildo enthusiast.
- Material: Silicone
- Circumference: 4″ (top), 4.5″ (base)
- Length: 6.75″
- Insertable Length: 5.5″
Pros:
- A well-made tentacle dildo with a mix of textures.
- Overall smooth finish renders it perfect for beginners.
- Body-safe silicone material.
- The pointed tip simplifies penetration while promoting precise stimulation.
- Two protruding nubs promote external stimulation.
Cons:
- It’s not the most affordable tentacle dildo – $95.
- People after depth play might have to look elsewhere – 5.5″ insertable length.
7. BFG: Strap-On Compatible
Why we love BFG:
Among all the fantasy dildos we reviewed, BFG had one of the better compatibility with strap-on harnesses. Although you can only use a harness with the medium variant, nothing about it is small. The entry model has a 10″ insertable length and a 7.75″ wide girth, making it a preserve of experienced folks.
Notably, BFG has a 3″ strap-on ring size, so you can use it with your harnesses as long as you have the specific O-ring.
Away from the strap-on compatibility, The testers loved BFG’s extreme texture, with multiple knots on the underside and similar texturing on the upper wall. BFG also has multiple nodes on either side, adding to the stimulation.
Something else we noted was the firm density. The creature dildo has a minimal feeling of squishiness, further underlining the point of it being a preserve of the most experienced users. Even with the 75% soft option, it’s not the friendliest density.
The alien strap-on has a slight curve towards the tip and a tapered head. I thought these two design tweaks helped to simplify penetration while enhancing internal stimulation.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Unfortunately, the four sizes don’t overshadow the fact that’s it a ‘big man’s sex toy. Starting with a 10″ insertable length and a 7.75″ girth for the entry model, you can expect the measurements to balloon exponentially.
Why BFG is a good strap-on compatible alien dildo:
If you don’t mind the massive size, BFG is the top alien dildo to pair with your strap-on harness. The intricately textured dildo has a broad base that goes into a 3″ diameter O-ring in a heartbeat. And although it’s only the medium model that’s harness-compatible, the testing panel agreed it was more than enough for the most experienced user.
- Material: Silicone
- Circumference: 7.75″ – 9.75″
- Length: 11″ – 14.25″
- Insertable Length: 10″ – 13″
Pros:
- Massive fantasy dildo suitable for anal play and p-spot stimulations.
- Strap-on compatibility opens a world of new possibilities.
- The intricate texturing adds excitement to the experience.
- The tapered head simplifies penetration while the angled design hits all the right places.
- It’s available in four different sizes.
- There are two density options.
Cons:
- Not ideal for beginners and intermediary users.
- It’s expensive – $149.95.
What Is an Alien Dildo?
An alien dildo is an intricately textured penetrative sex toy designed to look and feel like mythical aliens. As you’d expect, there are multiple sizes and shapes, emphasizing on creating the wildest yet exciting fantasy figure dick for sci-fi fans [2].
How To Use an Alien Dildo?
After unboxing, clean your alien impregnation dildo in readiness for the action. Start by warming up using your fingers or a smaller sex toy. Then, apply a generous amount of your favorite water-based lube on your vagina or anus and the dildo.
Start slow and increase the tempo as you get used to the experience. Also, remember to stimulate other body parts, including your inner thighs, breasts, and clitoris, for a more fulfilling experience. Learn more on how to use your alien dildo in this article.
How To Clean an Alien Dildo?
Once you’re done using the alien egg dildos, clean them immediately. This way, wiping the dirt is much easier, and it will always be ready when you are.
Use warm water and a sex toy cleaner (antibacterial soap will also do). Also, rinse the ovipositor dildo with clean water before air drying it in a well-ventilated space. You can also use a lint-free towel to pat it dry before putting it away.
Read more on how to clean your new alien dildo here.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
How To Store Alien Dildos?
Once clean, store your alien dildos in a cool, clean space. You can buy a sex toy box or have one made for you. Similarly, spread one of your old cotton shirts in the dresser’s drawer and place it there. Just make sure the drawer is dust and lint-proof [1].
Can I Use Them with My Partner?
Yes. You can use alien dildos with your partner. Whether it’s during mutual masturbation, pegging, or foreplay, there are numerous ways to incorporate these massive dongs into your sex life.
Primary Sources
1. Dog & Rooster. Adult Toy Store – FAQ | Hankey’s Toys. Hankey’s Toys. (N.D.).
2. The Rise of The Fantasy Dildo. Lusterymade Porn. (N.D.).
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Rachel
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