The Satisfyer Deep Kiss is a lipstick-shaped suction toy that promises discretion as well as intensity. Will this kiss bring you to life, or will you not want to make it to second base? Read my review of the Deep Kiss to find out. What Is The Satisfyer Deep Kiss?… Continue reading
The Sassy Seal is a clitoral vibe with dual motors and dual functions. Is this a seal you’ll want to frolic with in the ocean waves, or is using it about as much fun as watching The Seventh Seal? Read my review of the Satisfyer Sassy Seal to find out.… Continue reading
The Cherry vibe from Emojibator does indeed look like an adorable cherry, but is it perfectly ripe, or is it about as disappointing as accidentally biting a cherry stone? Read my review of the Cherry Emojibator to find out. What Is The Cherry Emojibator? The Cherry Emojibator is a simple… Continue reading
The Satisfyer Cutie Ghost promises to give you some spook-tacular sensations with its combination of air pulses and vibrations. Is this the ghost with the most, or did I just want to ghost it? Read my review of the Cutie Ghost to find out. What Is The Satisfyer Cutie Ghost?… Continue reading
August is upon us (that rhymed in my head, trust me), so it’s time to look back on everything July had to offer. And no, I’m not talking about the celebrity drama and discourse, I mean the sex toy industry news! Though in all seriousness, how long am I going… Continue reading
The Hide & Play Lipstick Vibrator by CalExotics promises to be a powerful yet completely discreet vibe disguised as, what else, a lipstick. Is this worth adding to your cosmetics case, or was this formula just not for me? Read my review of the Hide & Play Lipstick vibrator to… Continue reading
A while ago, I wrote an article on the misinformation that can spread when Google and AI recommend sex toys. For example, they might not recommend products for the appropriate demographic, they might recommend toys or brands that aren’t even around anymore, etc. If you want to get a product… Continue reading
“Forget the rabbit, get a Snail!” So says the product page for the SVibe Snail Curve. Will this reviewer echo this advice, or will I recommend you stick with the classics? Read my review to find out. What Is The Snail Curve? The Snail Curve by SVibe is a rabbit-style… Continue reading
The Vesper 2 Necklace Vibe is an external vibrator cunningly disguised as a bold piece of jewelry. Does this necklace sacrifice function for fashion, or will you want to keep it around your neck at all times? Read my review of the Vesper 2 to find out. What Is The… Continue reading
The Strawberry Emojibator is an adorable, strawberry-shaped, dual-purpose vibe designed for intense external pleasure. Is it a strawberry you’ll want to enjoy again and again, or is using it about as much fun as washing strawberry stains out of your clothes? Read my review to find out. What Is The… Continue reading
