Whether you have children, roommates, parents, or just want to keep your intimacy products hidden, finding the perfect place to hide your sex toys can be a challenge. Sometimes using the good old purse isn’t enough. Luckily, our clinical sexologist, Rachel Sommer, is here to share some creative ways how to hide your naughty stuff at home. Let’s find out!
- Shoe Boxes: Use shoe boxes and line the box with padding to protect your devices from damage
- Bedside Table Drawer: Keep them within easy reach by storing them in a locked bedside drawer. Buy a lock box if you don’t have a lockable drawer.
- Suitcase: Hide your sex toys inside your suitcase when traveling. Choose smaller devices that can easily be packed away discreetly and roll them in a cloth or toiletry bag. Use a lockable suitcase or luggage lock for added privacy.
- Under the Bed: Place them in a plastic storage container with a lid under your bed. Label the container with something non-controversial and put a bed skirt over it.
- Coat Pocket In A Closet: Put them inside a coat pocket in your closet. Choose a coat that you rarely wear and use different pockets for each device.
- Stuffed Animals: If you have a stuffed toy or animals with a pouch, you can use them to store smaller models like bullets or vibrators. Remove any stuffing from the pouch and wash it thoroughly before use.
- Tissue or Tampon Boxes: Use boxes from your tissues or tampons to store them on your nightstand.
- Lockable Vibrator Case: Keep your adult stuff secure and out of sight with a lockable vibrator case. Choose a case with a combination or key lock and consider the material it’s made from.
- Socks or stockings: Put them inside socks and put them in your regular dresser. Use a plastic bag to prevent damage and use two socks for larger ones.
Table Of Contents
1. Shoe Boxes
Using shoe boxes to discreetly store your sex devices can be a perfect solution, especially when space is limited. Select boxes that suit the size of your devices, opting for larger alternatives like boot boxes or storage boxes for bigger sizes. To maintain secrecy, consider labeling the box with innocuous labels such as “shoe polish” or “extra laces.”
I also recommend lining the box with padding like tissue paper, bubble wrap, or with old clothes to protect them from damage. Keep things organized by using smaller boxes or pouches within the shoe box to prevent tangling and make retrieval easier.
Store the boxes in a safe, accessible location out of reach of kids or anyone who might accidentally discover its contents. In this way, shoe boxes become a good place to discreetly hide your sex devices and protect them.
2. Bedside Table Drawer
One of the best places to hide your most prized possessions is in a locked bedside drawer. I like this method because it keeps your devices within easy reach whenever you’re feeling the itch to get down and dirty. Plus, if you have kids or nosy roommates, you can keep them safe and secure from prying eyes.
You can find lockable bedside drawers for cheap on Amazon (Here’s one for 39 bucks) If you don’t want to invest in a lockable compartment you can always use a small lock box or even your underwear drawer and add a simple lock to it. There are many affordable locking mechanisms available that you can easily install yourself.
3. Suitcase
When it comes to traveling with sex devices, one excellent spot to hide them is inside your suitcase. While this may seem easy, there are a few things to keep in mind. First, consider the size and shape of your toys. If you have larger items, they may not fit well in your suitcase or may be more likely to be detected by airport security. It’s a good idea to choose smaller devices (Like Dame Eva in the image below) that you can easily pack away discreetly.
Next, think about how you will pack them. Many people wrap them in a cloth or place them in toiletry bags to keep them hidden. Another practical solution is a lockable suitcase or luggage lock to ensure that your items remain private.
4. Under the Bed
This hiding spot is great if you have a bed with a high clearance or bed storage with drawers. Place your sex toys in a plastic storage container with a lid as this will keep them clean and dust-free while also concealing them from view. You can even label the container with something non-controversial like “winter clothes” or “extra bedding” to throw off any nosy roommates or family members.
If you don’t have the first option, consider using a bed skirt to hide your secret storage container. The skirt will cover the area under and make it less likely that someone will accidentally stumble upon your secret stash.
5. Coat Pocket In A Closet
One of the easiest ways to hide sex toys is to keep them in a coat pocket in your closet. This is especially great if you have limited space or don’t want to invest in a special storage container. I recommend choosing a coat that you rarely wear and storing it in the back of the closet. This way, no one will be tempted to go through the pockets. You can also put another coat over it to make the pockets even harder to find for the untrained eye.
I recommend using different pockets for each sex toy. This will help you keep them organized in your closet and make it easier to find the one you want when you’re ready to use it.
6. Stuffed Animal Pouch
Consider using a stuffed animal pouch for a cute and discreet way to hide your stash. This is a great option if you have roommates or family members who might accidentally stumble upon your adult devices.
You’ll need a soft toy that has a pouch or pocket on the back. You can find these at most toy stores or on Amazon. Once you have your toy, simply remove any stuffing from the pouch and wash it thoroughly. Once your pouch is clean and dry, you can store sex toys inside.
This method works best for smaller models like bullet vibrators. You can also use the pouch to stuff lubricant or condoms.
7. Tissue or Tampon Box
Another simple hiding place is a tissue or tampon box. These boxes are small, discreet, and can be easily stored in your bathroom or bedroom without raising any eyebrows. To use this method, simply grab a box, remove the tissues or tampons, and replace them with your sex devices. Make sure to clean them thoroughly before you store them in the box to keep your sex toys safe.
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One advantage of using a tissue or tampon box is that it is inconspicuous and blends in with other objects in your room. But please note that this method may not be suitable for larger devices or devices with unique shapes.
8. Lockable Vibrator Case
A lockable vibrator case is a great option for those who want to keep their adult toys secure and out of sight. These cases are designed to keep your devices safe from prying eyes and are perfect for those who live with roommates or family members. One of the best things about lockable vibrator bags is that they come in a variety of sizes and styles. You can choose a small, discreet case you can easily store in drawers or a larger bag that can hold multiple products.
You can also find many different locks on the market. Some have a combination lock while others have an old-school key lock. Combination locks are great for those who don’t want to worry about keeping track of a key, but they can be less secure than key locks.
Another thing to consider is the material. Some are made from hard plastic, while others are made from soft materials like silicone. Hard plastic cases are more durable and offer better protection, but soft cases can be more comfortable to carry around.
Related: Best And Worst Sex Toy Material: Guide To Toxic And Safe Sex Toys
9. Inside Socks
Socks are a clever strategy, especially if you have many pairs that you never use. Grab the toy, put it inside the sock, and store it wherever you have your other socks. That’s pretty much it.
Pro Tip: I usually put the “special socks” as far back in the dresser as possible so I or others don’t grab them by mistake. I also put other socks over it for additional privacy. For big toys, I typically use larger socks. Just put one sock over each end. Works great for larger dildos!
How To Bring Sex Toys On A Plane?
If you’re planning to travel with your pleasure products, you might be wondering how to bring them on a plane. While there are no specific TSA rules against flying with sex toys, there are some things you should keep in mind to ensure a smooth and stress-free experience:
- Choose Smaller Toys: When packing your sex toys for air travel, it’s always best to choose smaller toys. This will not only make them easier to pack, but it will also make them less likely to raise any red flags during security checks.
- Pack Discreetly: To avoid any awkward moments during security checks, it’s best to pack your sex toys discreetly. You can use a small pouch, purse, drawstring organza bag, or a toiletry bag to keep them separate from your other things.
- Check Airline Policies: Before you pack your sex devices, it’s important to check the airline’s policies on the subject. Some airlines may have specific rules or restrictions on what you can bring on board, so it’s best to be prepared.
- Keep Batteries Separate: If your devices require batteries, it’s important to keep them separate from the toys themselves. This will help prevent any accidental activation during the flight and will make it easier to remove the batteries if necessary.
- Use Locks: If you’re worried about them being tampered with, you can use locks to secure your luggage. This will help ensure that they remain safe and secure during the flight.
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