Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN Review [Video Demonstration]

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Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEENMeet the Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN, the new wand on the block who is here to usurp the crown. Built to reimagine the wand without the hassle of being plugged into the wall, this modern wand offers a brand-new kind of sensation that is more oscillation than vibration. Will this QUEEN be the champion, or will another wand bite the dust? Find out with me in my review.

Key Takeaways
4.2 out of 5 stars

Though the Pulse Plate Technology did not immediately win me over, I found the combination of rumbly vibrations and minimal handle transfer shocking. The price point makes this a no-brainer for anyone who loves clitoral vibration but doesn’t want to buy a more expensive wand.

Who Is This For? If you can’t stand the feeling of your hand going to sleep while you masturbate due to the vibration transfer, the PULSE QUEEN is the vibe for you. I’ve never used a wand with so little vibration transfer, and it made the masturbation experience so much more comfortable for my hands.

Who Is This Not For? If you tend to put any amount of pressure on the vibrator as you get close to climax, this is not the choice for you. The PULSE QUEEN does not thrive under pressure. Consider trying something like the Magic Wand Plus, which has tons of power and won’t slow down when you press gently against it.

You Can Buy It on the official Hot OctoPuss website for $125.25.

What Is Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN?

The Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN is a wand reimagined. The rechargeable battery means you can use it without it being plugged in. The shape has a mound rather than a flat surface for an experience somewhere between broad and pinpoint stimulation, and the waterproof materials mean this sex toy is perfect for your next beach-bound destination. It offers rumbly clitoral vibration in various patterns and intensities that range from a shy buzz to a brazen rumble.

Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN

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First Impressions and Features

Unboxing

The unboxing experience of this under-$100 toy was excellent. It comes in a nice, luxurious, and somewhat giftable box. It’s not sturdy enough to want to keep, but that helps keep the price down. And it’s delivered in plain, discreet packaging—always a plus.

The content of the box

At first look, the PULSE QUEEN looks exactly like a suction toy—but it’s not. It’s a gently U-shaped wand meant for clitoral pleasure, not for internal play. And it comes with all the basics: a USB recharging cable, storage bag, and set of instructions.

Features

The Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN has features sure to give you the royal treatment, including:

  • Easy-to-use three-button panel
  • Gorgeous, waterproof design
  • Discreet packaging
  • PulsePlate Technology, which reimagines vibration as deep oscillation

Specifications

Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN specifications at a glance:

  • Material: ABS plastic and silicone
  • Size: 7.09” x 2.48” x 2.17”
  • Color: Green (light, aqua green)
  • Mechanism: Clitoral vibration
  • Weight: 6.17 ounces

How Do I Use Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN?

After unboxing the toy, charge it by plugging the cord into the bottom end. You will have to stab it a little, so make sure you have the point straight. While charging, the LED light will flash, and then it will remain steady once it has finished charging.

The user manual suggested it would last forty minutes and then take two and a half hours to charge a startlingly disappointing use-to-ratio time. But when I tested it, it lasted an hour and eighteen minutes on a full charge and then took two hours and twenty-two minutes to charge completely. That’s still rather low but better than expected.

The user manual

The middle button turns the toy on and will take you through different vibration patterns. Then the plus button increases the intensity, and the minus button decreases it. Press and hold the middle button down to turn the PULSE QUEEN off again. Hold the bump against your clit, and fiddle with different sensations until you’ve found a winner.

Once you’re done, wash it and store it in the storage bag until next time.

Related: How To Use A Wand Vibrator? PRO TIPS from a Sex Toy Tester!

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My Personal Experience

I love wands and couldn’t wait to test the unique sensations the PULSE QUEEN promised. I was curious if the Pulse Plate Technology—and the oscillations rather than vibrations—would feel noticeably different from the average wand.

After trying this wand-esque vibrator out, I noticed a few things. One is that if I pressed the toy against me, the motor stopped and distorted into a mechanical whine, which was frustrating. It took me going against all my instincts to find a way to be more hands-off and not touch it, even as I bounded towards an orgasm. So, I used it as a hands-free toy, squeezing it between my thighs so I wouldn’t be tempted to touch it. However, it’s not exactly made to be a hands-free toy since it doesn’t have a remote and is not compatible with an app. But, I recommend picking one setting and riding it all the way to orgasm because grasping the toy may lead you to grind into it, and without fail, the motor buzzed out when I did this.

Though the vibrations were rumbly, I was a little surprised to see the PULSE QUEEN marketed as a wand, as it’s not as strong as most other wands I own. However, I was pleasantly surprised by how little the handle vibrated. The toy has the least vibrational transfer of any wand I’ve tried.

Packaging

The Hot Octopuss packaging is nice looking without being luxurious. It’s moderate, somewhere between the high-end, sturdy, stunning storage that LELO offers but not so practical that it looks like it’s from the drugstore.

The packaging

Design

The design is pretty, if confusing, so yes, she’s a beauty QUEEN. It looks exactly like a clit-sucking device, except there is no nozzle—instead, there is a little bump that vibrates. It doesn’t look like a wand at all to me. The external bump that vibrates has some give to it so that if you grind against it, it gets pushed in a bit. I wish it lacked this flexibility because when I’m pushing a toy against me, I want more stimulation, not for the device to retract.

Further, the buttons are arranged so that the plus, or increase intensity, button is at the top if you’re looking at the PULSE QUEEN—but not if you’re using her. The minus will be at the top during use, so the user experience is a bit counterintuitive. I prefer when the toy has them backward because it’s easier to remember mid-masturbation.

Closeup of the buttons on Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN

The wand’s head is rounded with a small, smoothed point. This design choice hit the midpoint between broad sensations and pinpoint for me. If you need truly pinpointed sensations, the PULSE QUEEN probably won’t give you what you crave. The AMO bullet vibrator has a better shape for pinpoint and is worth trying.

I was super impressed by the barely-there vibrations I felt in my hands. Most of my vibrators get my clit and my hands in one go, but this one delivered rumbly vibes with my hands not feeling much at all. Way to go, Hot Octopuss!

Material

The Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN is made from a blend of ABS plastic and soft silicone, so it’s gorgeous and it’s body-safe. 10/10.

Stimulations

The stimulations indeed offered a brand-new kind of stimulation, just like the marketing had boasted, but I’m not sure it’s what they were going for. The sensation is described as bassy oscillations rather than vibrations.

Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN

The vibrations have a distinctly mechanical feel, with an unpleasant shaking in the mix. It rattles a little bit. I’ve had other vibrators that didn’t have completely clean sensations, but this one had the most distracting cadence I’ve ever used.

However, when I didn’t put any pressure on the PULSE QUEEN, it was rumblier than I expected. There is very little transfer to the tip of the wand, which is helpful for people with neuropathy or those who don’t like their fingers to go numb from the vibrating sensation.

Sound Level

Since the stimulations are somewhat unsteady, this toy was one of the louder vibrators I’ve used. It’s not as loud as a wand, but it’s noisier than many of my other hand-held toys. When I tested the decibels, they ranged from 52 to 68.

Me testing the sound level

Build Quality and Dimensions

This toy is the standard size compared with many hand-held vibrators. The handle is long enough that you won’t have to reach too far, and the buttons are located handily near the top of the wand.

Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN next to my other wand vibrators

Ease of Use

The Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN gets 10/10 for ease of use. It’s waterproof, so cleaning it will be a cinch, and you can use it where you please. There are only three buttons: the on/off button that takes you through the rhythms and the increase and decrease intensity buttons. Charging it is straightforward. There’s no app to use or learning curve on this device!

Versatility

The PULSE is not the queen of versatility. If you don’t love clitoral stimulation, this may not capture your attention. While its waterproof gives it a little versatility, the device doesn’t have much more beyond that.

Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN

Warranty and Support

Hot Octopuss offers a one-year manufacturer’s warranty on all of its products.

Minor Issues I Found During Testing

The standout issue is that the motor stalls when you put pressure on the vibrating bump. The PulsePlate Technology needs a few kinks to be worked out before this vibrator replaces the long-standing wands.

If you want to see what Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

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Review Summary

Pros

  • Gorgeous, unique design; waterproof and body-safe materials
  • Minimal transfer of vibrations to handle
  • Deep, rumbly sensations
  • Priced under $100

Cons

  • Not very versatile
  • The power cuts out when pressure is applied

Alternatives to Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN

Hot Octopuss Kurve

The Hot Octopuss Kurve is another vibrator by the same brand with two motors so that users can play around with the buzzy and rumbly settings to find out which they prefer. It’s a bit more versatile as it can be used for G-spot or clitoral pleasure. However, the silicone is so soft and squishy that some of the sensations were deadened by the suppleness of the material. The PULSE QUEEN is a bit firmer, so the vibrations transfer better to your clit.

The body

The Hot Octopuss Kurve costs roughly the same as the PULSE QUEEN, so the deciding factor will likely come down to whether you want to use the device internally, as the Kurve is the only one that can offer that experience.

You can check out this Hot Octopuss Kurve review if you want to learn more about this alternative.

Dame Com

Another reimagined wand, the Dame Com is waterproof, rechargeable, and has an impressive battery life. It is comparable in strength to the PULSE QUEEN, meaning that, power-wise, it ranks as rumblier than a lipstick vibe yet not as strong as more traditional wands.

Dame Com

It’s priced at $119, making it the more expensive choice over the PULSE QUEEN, but there are some other distinguishing factors as well. The Dame Com has noticeable hand transfer, meaning your hands may feel numb after a long masturbation session. Com comes in two colors: quartz and periwinkle, and the battery life outshines the PULSE QUEEN, lasting well over three hours.

If you plan to get the Dame Com, feel free to use the discount code in our review of the Dame Com right here.

Magic Wand Rechargeable

The Magic Wand Rechargeable is what you picture when you think of a wand, which is to say that it’s not sexy, but it’s a classic for a reason. It’s white and blue and has about as much visual appeal as a toothbrush, but it’s got double the power of the PULSE QUEEN. It also is quite a bit more expensive, retailing for $150.

Magic Wand Rechargable

The Magic Wand Rechargeable is an easy choice for anyone who prioritizes power, isn’t on a tight budget, and doesn’t need a pinpoint shape or waterproof materials. The PULSE QUEEN is better for anyone who wants something a little smaller, quieter, and shower-friendly.

But if you don’t mind spending the extra cash for a stronger wand vibe, make sure to check out the full review of the Magic Wand Rechargeable.

Thanks for reading my Hot Octopuss PULSE QUEEN review!

Angela

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