How to Make Fake Cum For Your Sex Toys | Fake Cum Recipes

Featured imageThere are many ways to be creative in the bedroom, and one of them is making fake cum.

I never thought about it, but after accidentally stumbling upon it online, I decided to give it a try. Fake cum is exciting, and I can use it in many ways, from pranking my partner to using it as a lubricant during solo play. It looks like real semen, and you’ll never know the difference unless you taste or smell it.

The good news is it’s easy to make. You can use ingredients found in your kitchen or at the grocery store, such as eggs, salt, corn starch, and more, to whip up your version of creamy, sticky cum. There are many recipes on how to make fake cum at home, and I will share some of my favorites with you later on.

On the other hand, if you don’t like working in the kitchen or getting your hands dirty, you can also buy ready-made artificial semen. Many adult sex stores sell them at affordable prices, and if you’re shy about getting caught buying some, you can also order online and have the item delivered straight to your doorstep.

But why make fake semen in the first place when you can have the real thing? Frankly, you can’t always have access to semen, so having something that resembles it is more than enough. It serves many uses, and trust me. You’ll have loads of fun with it!

What is Fake Cum?

Fake cum replicates the texture, feel, and taste of real human semen. It’s popular in the porn industry, especially in making realistic and huge cum shots. But it’s also pretty handy to some couples and individuals, especially those who have cum fetish like me.

Furthermore, you can use fake spunk with squirting dildos for exciting face shots. Others like it when it’s thrust into their body. And these realistic fake cum products can be used as lubricants, especially during anal sex.

Why Do People Like It?

Believe it or not, many people like cum. They like the feel and taste; even its sight gives them the feelz.

To be honest, sometimes, just seeing real cum turns me on. Especially if it’s my boyfriend’s. There is that enthralling feeling of glory and validation in knowing and seeing my boyfriend cum, more so if I’m the reason for it. However, the male body can only produce too much of it, and I’m the kind of person who likes to have more of it in their sex life.

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What Is Fake Cum Made Of?

In making your fake cum, you probably need to decide whether you want to make the edible or the inedible one.

Let’s start with how to make edible fake cum, and for this, you’re going to need the following ingredients: 2 tablespoons of corn starch, egg whites of an egg, a pinch of salt, water, and a tablespoon of yogurt (you can substitute this with sour cream).

The ingredients for making edible fake cum

  1. First, mix ¼ cup of water with two tablespoons of cornstarch.
  2. Stir and let it dissolve, then add the rest of the water.
  3. Put the mix in a frying pan under medium heat. Wait until it’s thick, and then set it aside to cool.
  4. Once it’s cooled down, add the egg whites, yogurt, and salt, giving it a white color. Make sure that once you do this, the mixture is cool, or else it will cook the egg white.
  5. Next, stir and make some adjustments to fit your preference. For example, some don’t like to add salt or too much yogurt.
  6. Mix them all, and voila! You now have a fake sperm of your making.
  7. Please store it in the fridge since eggs and yogurt spoil quickly at room temperature.

The ingredients cooking on a stove

Most people consider this fake cum recipe closest to the real deal, but some think it’s inedible.

There’s another more straightforward way. However, this one might not really appeal to your taste, but it’s also edible, making it body-friendly. But always be wary of your safety whenever you try to play with it.

Mixing the ingredients

This fake semen recipe includes water and plain yogurt only. For this one, I prefer the mixture to be four parts yogurt to one part water since this ratio leads to a consistency that resembles a real jizz. Sadly, this mixture tastes like bland yogurt, really far from the taste of real semen.

To make it easier for you to make these recipes at home, we have summarized them in our excellent educational video below. Please check it out!

Where Can I Buy It Online?

If you’re too busy to make artificial cum, you can always buy some pretty realistic products online. For beginners, the best fake cum is Bad Dragon Cum Lube. This product is water-based, paraben-free, and non-toxic, so it’s no surprise that people love using it on silicone toys.

Another option is the Master Series Jizz, which you can buy on Amazon. It boasts of being body-safe and non-staining. And the fact that I can use Master Series Jizz without worrying about the sheets makes it a practical choice. It’s also a water-based formula making it an excellent option for adult toys. Another option is Squirtz cum lube.

You can also try Methyl Cellulose, which the porn industry is very keen on using. I also tried using Cetaphil because it’s hypoallergenic and safe for sensitive skin. But just like Methyl Cellulose, they’re not edible and only suitable for external use.

How to Use Fake Semen?

Now that you have your homemade cum, how do you use it? The good news is it doesn’t take a genius to know how and where to use fake cum. It serves many purposes, and you only have your imagination as the limit.

1. Squirting Dildo

To start, you can use this to turn your boring dildo play into something more exciting (and realistic). Though it’s not advisable for women to have this fake sperm inside their vagina, it’s fun to use squirting dildos because it’s such a turn-on.

For more information about some of the best squirting dildos, please check out Sandra’s article.

A girl using a squirting dildo (Illustration)

2. Cum Fetish

Are you fond of creampies? Do you like showering your partner with loads of semen all over her face? If your semen isn’t enough, having this homemade cum all over your partner’s body can significantly satisfy your fetish. It’s messy, but at least you’ll get 100% satisfaction.

3. Lubricant

Though I’m not a big fan of using fake cum as a lubricant, I’ve heard some people use them for anal sex. I believe that most store-bought products are safe to use; however, I’m not exactly sure about homemade cum.

If you have doubts, just use your regular lube. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

4. Pranks

Now let’s talk about pranks. I’ve tricked so many people into believing I have semen on my clothes, and one time, I even fooled my friends into thinking I just gave somebody a blowjob. You see, one night, a friend invited me to this party, and I intentionally came late. I told him I was doing “business,” and he said I could come over anytime.

I came at around nine and put some fake jizz on my chin to make it look like I just did a blowjob, and it worked. They were so shocked and even teased me about it. But then I told them it was fake and took out a small bottle of my homemade cum for them to try.

5. Porn Movies

There are times when my friends and I love taking porn movie shots just for laughs. I’ve taken selfies with a dildo and a vibrator, and twice, I even dressed myself up in some sexy clothes.

Filming a homemade porn movie

But these shots are all too familiar, so I decided to add some artificial cum in my scenes, and to my surprise, my friends loved it! I told them how I did it and taught them how to make their own homemade cum, too.

Are There Any Risks With This?

Homemade semen sounds fun, especially with everything you can do with it. However, I can’t guarantee that it is 100% safe, especially if you intend to use it as a lubricant or if you want to lick it. There are some risks involved, and you should be aware so you can avoid them.

For instance, you have a big chance of having yeast infections. Fake sperm may have ingredients that could affect your vagina’s pH level. If this happens, you’ll develop a yeast infection. Make sure to consult with your doctor right away if this happens.

When you buy fake semen, make sure to check the labels, especially the list of ingredients. If there are chemicals there or something you’re allergic to, don’t use the product. It’s not advisable to put anything inside your body that contains chemicals because they can cause allergies, irritations, and infections.

I know how sexy it is to lick a dildo for your amateur porn video but think twice before eating it. Again, store-bought fake cum doesn’t contain natural ingredients, and they have chemicals. If you want to eat or lick it, make your own. At least you know the ingredients. After all, there’s nothing wrong with eating a mixture of cornstarch, egg, and milk!

Fake Cum Infographic

We have summarized our article on how to create fake cum in this handy infographic. Please share!

How to Make Fake Cum Infographic

Final Words

Now you know how to make semen using ingredients you can find around the house. Also, you know where to buy fake cum from adult stores.

Although it’s not exactly like the real thing, it’s still fun to have it around, especially if you love pranking your friends. However, be extra careful when using it. There are risks involved, and the best way to avoid them is by following the instructions carefully and not eating or putting DIY cum inside your body.


PS, please check out our other DIY guides, such as how to make a homemade dildohomemade penis pump, and homemade sex toys for guys.

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