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Whisper-quiet and waterproof, the Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator promises to provide big sensations in a simple, basic package. Will this classic exceed my Great Expectations, or will it incur my (Grapes of) Wrath? Please read my review of The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator to find out.
If you want something simple yet powerful to add to your routine, look no further than The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator. With a variety of speeds and patterns, it packs quite a punch, even as it lives up to its “Whisper Quiet” name.
Who Should Try It? With its simple design, this vibrator is a great choice for someone who’s a beginner in the world of penetrative sex toys, especially since it can do double duty and provide external stimulation as well. It’s quiet enough that it would be ideal for someone who wants to get their pleasure without disturbing the people they live with. Its ridged plastic design also makes it a good option for partner play, since it offers more control than a softer silicone toy.
Who Can Skip It? While the simple design makes it perfect for beginners, the 4.75-inch circumference might be too much for some people. If you have vaginismus or vaginal pain in general, it would be a good idea to start with something smaller but equally powerful to get that buzzy vibe.
You Can Buy It on the official Lovehoney website for $29.99. Use discount code AFF-MSTG10 for 10% off.
Table Of Contents
What Is The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator?
The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator is a quiet, waterproof vibrating sex toy that offers multiple speeds and patterns to stimulate the G-spot. It’s called Classic for a reason, and the simple design and functionality will appeal to beginners or anyone who wants to keep to the basics.
First Impressions and Features
Unboxing
The packaging for this vibe is as simple as it gets. It comes in a cardboard box with the instructions and basic information printed on the sides. The box itself contains the vibrator in a plastic wrapping, and…that’s it. No frills, just good vibes.
Features
As any English major will tell you, “Classic” does not mean boring. Consequently, the Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator has some not-so-basic features, including:
- Waterproof
- Quiet
- 3 speeds
- 4 patterns
Specifications
- Material: Hard Plastic, Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free
- Dimensions: Circumference: 4.75 inches, Insertable Length: 7 inches, Total length: 8 inches
- Color: Purple or pink
- Weight: 7.04 oz
- Power Type: Batteries (AA, not included)
How Do I Use The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator?
The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator is battery-operated, with the battery compartment located at the base of the device (You can see it in the image below). Once you’ve cleaned it off and your AAs are in there, just press the power button (also on the base), and you’re good to go! There’s only one button, so when you want a different vibe intensity or a pattern, keep pressing it until you find the perfect option. Then, when you’re ready to close the book on your play period, simply hold down the button until it powers off.
You can read more about how to use a vibrator in this extensive guide.
My Personal Experience
It’s been a while since I’ve used a basic vibrator like this one, so I was excited to revisit this classic design! One thing I immediately loved about this product was the ridges along the shaft. Even before I turned on the vibration, I enjoyed the feel on its own. Well, not quite on its own; considering its girth, lube is a must for this one.
With only three vibration speeds, this vibe starts pretty strong and only gets stronger. I definitely had to work my way up to the third intensity level. Despite the intense speeds, it does live up to its name—it’s easily the quietest vibrator I’ve ever tried, even compared to much weaker ones. If you need your privacy, this is the way to go (though there’s no telling what kinds of noises you’ll be making when you use it, but that’s for you to figure out).
I really love having pattern options as well as speed options, and the Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic definitely delivered on that front! The start-stop vibrations were especially intense; since it’s such a powerful toy, the contrast between the starting and stopping was toe-curling.
Packaging
As you can see in the image below, the packaging is quite minimal, which is just fine for such a basic vibrator. There’s no instruction booklet, just instructions and specifications printed on the side of the box. Normally, I would balk at the lack of a booklet, but this vibe is so simple, it truly doesn’t need one.
Design
While it might have “Whisper Quiet” in the name, the visual design of The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator is not exactly subtle. With its bright pink or purple color and its ridged shape, it is very obviously a sex toy. Is that a bad thing? Absolutely not! Does it mean that if you leave it out, anyone from the ages of 9 to 99 will know exactly what it is and what you use it for? Absolutely yes. This is definitely one to keep in your private bedside drawer.
While some people prefer to charge their toys rather than use batteries, I’m grateful that I don’t have to strategically find a time and place to charge them when no one will stumble across them. Can you tell I’m speaking from experience?
Material
The hard plastic allows for firmer and precise stimulation than you’d find in a soft, silicone toy. I’m more used to silicone products, so there was a bit of a learning curve when I first used this one. I quickly got used to the sensation, and there is something to be said for that added level of control. If I were using a vibrator with a partner, I would definitely opt for this type of hard plastic instead of a silicone toy.
Stimulations
The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator has 3 speeds and 4 patterns, all controlled by one button on the bottom of the device (image below). The vibrations are quite intense, even at the lowest speed, which makes the pattern variations even more fun.
Sound Level
After a deeply embarrassing experience in which someone walked in on me using a sex toy because they “wondered what that noise was”, I am very picky when it comes to my toy volume. Luckily, this model is quiet as can be, and no one will be walking in on you to check on the mysterious noise coming from your room. Unless that’s the roleplay scenario you’re doing.
Build Quality and Dimensions
The quality felt good for the price. As I say, I’m not used to the hard plastic toys, so this felt less luxurious than my usual silicone play options. But hard plastic definitely has its benefits, and the variations in speeds and patterns, along with how quiet it is, make it a cut above your basic vibe.
Ease of Use
Having just one button on a device has its pros and cons. I can certainly see the appeal of the foolproof design, but personally, I like a bit more customization and will sacrifice ease of use for getting the perfect vibe, even if it means having to learn a more complicated button system.
Versatility
The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator is waterproof, so it can help you unwind on those days when a bath bomb just won’t cut it.
The rounded tip makes it a good option for some external pleasure as well. I always like to warm myself up before inserting anything, so something that can do both expedites the process! I also tried using it purely for external pleasure, and it did a better job than some dedicated wand massagers I’ve tried.
Warranty and Support
This vibrator is covered by Lovehoney’s 1-year product warranty. If you’re just not vibing with your new vibe, Lovehoney also offers a 100-day Pleasure Guarantee. Just reach out to them within a hundred days, and they’ll provide a voucher.
Minor Issues I Found During Testing
Having only one button on the bottom of the vibrator made it very easy to press it accidentally, especially with lube involved.
If you want to see what the Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Review Summary
Pros
- Waterproof
- Quiet
- Easy to use
- Great for internal and external play
Cons
- It’s battery-powered, which may be a turn-off for some
- The 4.75-inch circumference might be too much for a true beginner
Alternatives to The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator
For anyone intimidated by the 4.75-inch girth of The Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator, a good alternative might be the Lovehoney Glow, with a circumference of only 3.25 inches.
If you want a vibe that’s more powerful, much more realistic, and overall more luxe than the Silencer Whisper Quiet, Lovehoney’s Desire Luxury Realistic Dildo Vibrator (image above) might be the way to go.
Do you want more options? We have tested many more vibrators in this article.
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
You can buy your new silent sex toy here.
Thanks for reading my Lovehoney Silencer Whisper Quiet Classic Vibrator review!
Becky
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