Looking for ways to spice up your holiday season? Our male sex toy tester, Tim Larson, has embarked on a jolly journey through Reddit’s frosty discussions, returning with a sack brimming with titillating suggestions for sexy Christmas gifts. With a sparkle in his eye and a playful spirit, he’s handpicked the most captivating ideas from a vibrant thread where users shared their top picks for gifts that promise more than just a merry time. From the subtly suggestive to the daringly adventurous, Tim’s eclectic collection of bedroom delights is set to turn up the heat in your holiday celebrations, ensuring a very merry and memorable festive season!
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1. Massage oils, silk boxers, and candles
fyrkynk gives us a playful nudge with their suggestion:
“Is this a stocking other people will see? Massage oils, silk boxers, candles, etc.”
It’s a witty way to separate the publicly acceptable from the more private pleasures. Imagine massage oils for a sensuous touch, silk boxers that combine comfort with a tease, and candles to set a romantic mood. This isn’t just gift-giving; it’s an invitation to indulge in subtle yet intimate delights.
The massage oils are there to lay the groundwork for a night of sensual relaxation, while silk boxers add a layer of luxury and a hint of flirtation to men’s wardrobes. And candles? They’re the silent narrators of romance, transforming any setting into a soft, glowing oasis. Ideal for those who prefer their intimate moments to be wrapped in sophistication, these items are perfect for adding a refined touch to the holiday cheer.
Now, when you put everything together, what do you get? The Luxe Beaver Box. It’s not just any box; it includes an aromatic candle that sets the perfect mood. Once the candle melts, it serves a dual purpose as massage oil. In addition, the box contains chocolate body paint, a condom, and the Lelo Tiani 2. This makes it an all-in-one perfect gift package. If you’re wondering about the quality of this gift, here’s our review of the Luxe Beaver Box.
2. Blindfolds and Cuffs
Then fyrkynk takes another daring turn that isn’t a public unwrapping: blindfolds and cuffs, a direct passport to adventure for those more audacious with their expressions of intimacy. Both items in this list are an unspoken promise of excitement and exploration, a call to delve into the depths of desire and fantasy.
Using blindfolds and cuffs can lean towards BDSM, a practice that requires more than just the basic equipment. It necessitates research and a deeper understanding of your role, whether as a submissive or a dominant. For complete beginners, starting with a blindfold is a recommended way to ease into BDSM. To help you choose, here are some BDSM blindfolds we recommend. If you feel ready to advance your play, you might also want to explore our list of BDSM cuffs, which are suited for more experienced individuals.
3. Lingerie Surprise
Petite_Paula shares a delightful tip that’s sure to bring some giggles and gasps:
“Fun thing I’ve done is buy some little lingerie that you know HE likes… It’s fun to see the realization on his face.”
This isn’t just a gift; it’s an experience. Imagine the moment of surprise and delight as your partner unwraps not just lingerie, but the thought and care you’ve put into choosing it. It’s like playing Santa but in a much more risqué outfit. This idea is about more than just lace and silk; it’s about knowing your partner’s secret wishes and bringing them to life in the most intimate way.
The Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation lingerie advent calendar should be your go-to product if you plan to buy a lingerie-related gift. This collection, with its exquisite floral patterns by Lovehoney, transforms a simple piece of clothing into a special message of intimacy and understanding. Fitting comfortably US sizes 4 – 12 and presented in a ribbon-tied box, it’s an ideal gift for adding a personal touch to romance. More than just lingerie, it’s a way to say, ‘I get you, and I want to wow you,’ making holiday nights unforgettable.
If you want to check the full list of all the advent calendars we ranked and tested, you can find it right here.
4. Vibrating Cock Ring
Joe-402 throws in a zinger with
“Vibrating cock ring, would be good for both of you.”
Talk about a gift that keeps on giving! This little gadget isn’t just a ring; it’s a round-trip ticket to Pleasuretown for both partners. It’s like saying, “Let’s turn up the fun dial on our intimate moments.” The beauty of this suggestion lies in its simplicity and the shared joy it brings. It’s a cheeky nod towards a holiday season filled with synchronized moans and jingles.
Among the mutually pleasurable items, a standout is the Lelo Tor 3. Its elegance lies not just in appearance but also in its design. Made from flexible silicone, it comfortably accommodates a range of sizes, proving perfect even for those not boasting the most girth. With a diameter of 1.1 inches, it’s stretchy enough to embrace its wearer snugly during their most intense moments without causing discomfort. This feature is ideal for couples who enjoy enhancing their intimate experiences together.
If you want more options, of course, you can have it. For the full list, check out these vibrating cock rings we recommend.
5. Strapless Strap-on
Geclevel hits us with a curveball of delight as he links to a strapless strap-on with an air pulse clit stimulator, this suggestion isn’t just a gift; it’s a whole new adventure. Imagine the thrill of exploring uncharted territories of pleasure together. This toy isn’t just about the physical sensation; it’s a symbol of mutual exploration and enjoyment, a sort of ‘let’s get adventurous together’ pact.
If you’re fine ditching the air pulse clit stimulating feature but still want a strapless strapon, the Lovense Lapis is a good choice. This app-controlled, double-ended dildo is designed for mutual pleasure, making it a prime choice for adventurous couples. The Lovense Lapis sets itself apart with its lighter weight, making it ideal for those new to strapless products. It also has an aesthetic and innovative design with a contour for better gripping and a clitoral vibration spot, enhancing the experience for the wearer, a feature that made us rank it top-2 on our strapless list.
If this piqued your interest and you want to learn about this strapless strapon, we have the Lovense Lapis review right here.
6. Fleshlight Quickshot
And then we have notoneofyourfans dropping a gem with
“The Fleshlight Quickshot can be used alone or with couples.”
Quickshot Vantage by Fleshlight is like the Swiss Army knife in the world of male pleasure toys – compact, versatile, and always ready for action. Whether flying solo or co-piloting a steamy session, this toy brings a whole new dimension to playtime. It’s a nod to the diverse tapestry of sexual pleasure, adaptable to whatever scenario your naughty or nice heart desires.
Despite its small size, it’s surprisingly powerful. The material feels fantastic, and its snug fit enhances the experience. We also loved how it can be rotated during use for extra stimulation. You can read our extensive Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage review for more information.
7. Chastity Cage
“Get him a cheap chastity cage to have fun with,”
Swamp1409 suggests, introducing a cheeky twist to holiday gifting. This isn’t just a gift; it’s a playful venture into the world of anticipation and control. Think of it as a mischievous game where power dynamics add an exhilarating edge to intimacy. It’s like unwrapping a little box of ‘let’s try something new and daring’, perfect for those who enjoy a bit of playful teasing in their relationship.
Swamp1409’s suggestion of a chastity cage like the CB-X CB6000S really spices things up. We tried it out and were amazed by its comfort and think it’s perfect for adding a bit of adventure to your relationship. It’s especially good for those trying chastity play for the first time and fits comfortably for most. Still in doubt? Check out the CB6000s review I made and let it do the convincing.
8. Wand and Cock Attachment
mdecemberbaby brings to the table a versatile option:
“A wand, and also put in there an attachment to go around the cock.”
The wand on its own is a fantastic tool for external stimulation, and with the added cock attachment, it becomes a multi-purpose pleasure powerhouse. This suggestion acknowledges that everyone’s journey to ecstasy is unique, offering a way to tailor the experience to individual preferences.
The Le Wand, in particular, has been a game-changer for our female sex toy tester, Rachel Sommer. She said that she was skeptical at first, given her previous experiences with rechargeable wands, but the Le Wand still delivered. It’s powerful, even on lower settings, and matches the intensity of many corded models.
But don’t just take my word for it, you can check out Rachel’s Le Wand Rechargeable review.
Here is the full Reddit thread for your reading pleasure.
Where To Buy Christmas Sex Toys
When the festive season rolls around and you’re on the hunt for that perfect spicy gift, the world of sex toys offers a sleigh-load of options. For the digital shopper, online retailers are like Santa’s workshop at your fingertips. They’re discreet, diverse, and oh-so-convenient. Picture yourself, snug in your favorite chair, exploring a wonderland of pleasure products with just a few clicks. It’s the modern way to shop: no queues, no blushing at the counter, and often, some pretty nifty holiday discounts.
But then, there’s something about the charm of visiting a physical store. It’s a whole experience! Imagine stepping into a cozy shop, twinkling with festive vibes, where you will see and feel the products. The staff are like your guides in this wonderland, ready to share wisdom and a few laughs. Whether you’re a curious newbie or a seasoned explorer in this realm, each store visit is a mini-adventure.
So, whether you go digital or keep it traditional, shopping for these intimate gifts can be as exciting as unwrapping them!
Thanks for reading my article about sexy Christmas gifts according to Redditors!
Tim
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