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Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar comes stacked with 24 days of gifts inside for around $220. Yes, you read that right. Nearly a month full of pleasure-filled, body-safe gifts for less than a steakhouse dinner in my hometown.
Is this the only thing you need to grab for your next celebratory festivity with your partner? Let’s find out in this sex toy advent calendar review.
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here trying to figure out how Lovehoney did it. This calendar is the most value-packed, delightful, whimsical year yet of sex toys. Many gifts were doubled up from prior years; others were upgraded. In total, it contains 24 gifts for less than $250, valued at over $600. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and can afford the price, do it. This is one of the best values I’ve ever seen. It is a must-buy if you and your partner are new-ish to sex toys and don’t have many already on hand.
Who Should Try It? If you’re new to sex toys and want to blow your partner away with a gift this year, the value of the Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar can’t be beat. It’s best for those who don’t own many sex toys already.
Who Can Skip It? You will likely want to skip this if you bought or received Lovehoney’s comparable advent calendar last year, since it includes many repeat gifts. The Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar won’t work for lesbian or gay couples as it includes items that are genital-specific, like the stroker and the clit sucker.
You Can Buy It on the official Lovehoney website for $219. Use discount code AFF-MSTG10 for 10% off.
What Is the Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar?
The Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar is a giftable, individually packaged collection of 24 days of gifts for you and your partner to open and explore. The gifts range from things you can use on your own, like hands-free nipple suckers and a textured stroker, to items that pair perfectly with partners, like the We-Vibe Sync Lite. Made for hetero couples, this advent calendar combines the basics with kinky objects that will surely get you out of your comfort zone.
First Impressions and Features
Unboxing
This was the best unboxing experience I’ve had with an advent calendar. It comes with a cheat sheet and the QR codes so you can learn more about each item. That information is on each box, too, which makes it less stressful to keep everything in order or remember every item’s name. This year’s calendar is easier to use than ever.
Features
The Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar has numerous treasures in store, including:
- Anal beads, P-spot massager, and a butt plug for anal play
- Bullet vibe, sucker, and C-shaped vibrator for clit stimulation
- Stroker, cock ring, and adjustable cock ring for erectile sensation
- Games, lube, and massage oil
Specifications
Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar specifications at a glance:
- Material: Silicone, TPE, ABS plastic, and more
- Size: 10.5 X 14.5 X 5.25”
- Color: Rose gold, black, and maroon theme
- Mechanism: G-spot, P-spot, clitoral, nipple, anal, and stroking pleasure, plus kinky items
My Personal Experience
This year’s sex toy advent calendar didn’t disappoint. The value is jaw-dropping. Each day felt special. I loved the addition of a remote control for the bullet vibe. The inclusion of an ornament, which I love, also gives this a more festive holiday feel than something for a birthday. Save this for a time during which you’ll be decorating.
That said, many of this year’s items were essentially silicone casings for the bullet vibe. That’s the case for the rabbit vibrator sleeve, finger vibrator sleeve, anal beads, wand sleeve, G-/P- spot massager, stroker, and dildo. And if bullet vibrations aren’t enough for you, you’re mostly out of luck, as the case will dull some of the stimulation. Fortunately for me, the vibrations were powerful enough in just about everything except for the dildo.
Overall, I’ll be recommending this to my friends who aren’t yet on the sex toy bandwagon. For someone who doesn’t have nightstands full of sex toys, this is a literal treasure trove and a heck of a deal.
Design
This year’s design is as straightforward to navigate as ever. The presents are in a logical order, and the more complicated gifts come later in the calendar. It’s thoughtful, coherent, and everything is on theme. The colors coordinate well and are fun to layer.
Material
The materials are excellent. Everything is body-safe, and many of the items will last for years to come. Numerous gifts are silicone, and there are TPE inclusions as well. For the price, I’m astonished by the quality.
Stimulations
The stimulations are excellent. The clit sucker, Liberty 2, has plenty of power, as does the We-Vibe Sync Lite. The rest of the devices rely on a bullet vibrator, so the vibrational power is limited, but it was enough for me. If you need over-the-top, wand-style vibrations, skip this advent calendar.
Build Quality
With brands like We-Vibe and Womanizer on the guest list, you know the build quality won’t let you down. I was pleased by the seamlessness and the durability, and I imagine most of these devices will last for years.
Ease Of Use
This is the easiest-to-use advent calendar, straight from the box, that I’ve ever tested. Advent calendars can be convoluted, what with over two dozen gifts, manuals, and charging cables to keep track of. This year, the QR code for each item is right on the box, so you don’t have to worry about misplacing it. I wish it included storage, but for the price, I didn’t mind grabbing some makeup bags for long-term storage.
Versatility
The Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar only works for heterosexual couples. My workaround is this: if you buy this for your same-sex partner, take all the days out that you won’t use and give them to your differently gendered friends. It’s not as fun, but at least you still get the great deal. Beyond that, it offers peak versatility.
Warranty and Support
Lovehoney offers 30-day returns for unopened, unused items and a 100-day pleasure guarantee. Certain items (like Womanizer or We-Vibe items) have specific warranties of varying lengths.
Minor Issues I Found During Testing
First things first: I adored this advent calendar. I think it’s the best value I’ve reviewed so far. However, I am still here in the year 2026, wishing for an advent calendar option for our LGBTQIA+ friends. More inclusivity would be great! Also, many gifts are repeats from previous years of Lovehoney advent calendars, so this won’t work for people who have bought the collection before.
What’s Inside
Turn back now to avoid spoilers!
Day 1: USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator with Remote Control: Many of the advent calendars I’ve tested start with a bullet, and that’s because it’s so versatile. This year, it came with an upgrade: a remote control.
Day 2: Womanizer Sex Toy Gel and Fresh Toy Wipes: Right off the bat, we have some administrative duties to tackle, and the sex toy gel and wipes make it easy. The water-based lubricant makes things slippery and preserves the surface of the silicone toys that follow, and the wipes keep them clean after every session.
Day 3: Rabbit Vibrator Sleeve: This rabbit vibrator sleeve is a sly inclusion for people who love rabbit sensations. The bullet goes in the external arm, so most of the sensation will be concentrated around your clit. The internal G-spot arm is solid, perfect for just enough sensation during solo play time. The small size is ideal for beginners.
Day 4: Blindfold: Whip out this color-coordinated, silky blindfold and learn something about your partner. That’s what I did. See how it engages their other senses. Everyone needs a blindfold, and this one is stretchy enough to fit my partner’s gigantic head and comfortable enough for me to sleep in.
Day 5: Couple’s Cock Ring: Comfortable yet effective, this cock ring rocked my partner’s and my world. However, sometimes it catches on pubes, so use plenty of lube. This will bring your erection to new heights.
Day 6: Crystal Butt Plug: The crystal butt plug maintains the rose gold and dark red color theme and makes the perfect accessory to wear during sex with your partner. Don’t be fooled by its small size, though: this butt plug has a good weight and is rather girthy for a beginner. First-timers will want plenty of warm-up before insertion, and moderately experienced users will find this the perfect size.
Day 7: Mint Orgasm Balm: I love this mint orgasm balm, and I run out of it every year. It’s something that helps me get in the mood if I’m not feeling aroused. The light, tingly menthol sensations feel great on your clit, nipples, or anywhere you want to increase blood flow before sex. I was a little disappointed that this year, the balm was less than half full when I opened it. Full disclosure: it’s already almost gone because I can’t keep my hands off it.
Day 8: Kegel Balls: Kegel balls are one of my favorite inclusions for an advent calendar. Why? Because pelvic floor health is so integral to enjoyment of sex. Slip these comfortable balls inside (after using plenty of lube), and your pelvic floor naturally tenses up around them. As you bulk up those muscles, stronger orgasms often follow. They are also helpful for people who have low arousal. Don’t sleep on this gift!
Day 9: Finger Vibrator Sleeve: Day 9 and day 10 gifts were switched on the cheat sheet calendar, but I didn’t mind waiting an extra day to open one of the most exciting gifts, especially because this finger vibrator sleeve is exhilarating. Pop the bullet vibrator in and take turns fingering your partner and having them finger you, sanitizing in between. This is perfect for pleasure for any gender, easy to wash, and comfortable to wear.
Day 10: We-Vibe Sync Lite App-Controlled Rechargeable Couple’s Vibrator: Day 10 is the first heavy hitter on the list, and it is worth the wait. This is perfect for wearing during partnered sex. The C-shaped vibrator fits comfortably inside, and the textured silicone helps it stay in place. Vibrations stay put against your clit, even as your partner thrusts inside. Wear it solo for hands-free pleasure. The app adds another dimension, allowing you and your partner to connect long-distance. Plus, my partner loves the extra buzz of stimulation. It’s fun for everyone involved. Plus, if you go to We-Vibe’s website right now, you can see that the Sync Lite costs $99 on its own, almost half what this entire calendar costs. Huge value alert!
Day 11: Wrist & Ankle Restraints: If the blindfold didn’t bring out your kinky side, these restraints will. In any other advent calendar, this gift would be spread throughout two separate days. Getting both restraints in one day feels luxe and yet necessary. The Velcro makes it easy to customize the size, and the lobster clasps hook together no problem. The material is comfortable and shockingly cushy, and they’re one of the best pairs of restraints I own.
Day 12: Anal Beads: Anal beads are great, but these are silicone (body-safe), easy to clean, and contain an insert where you can put the bullet vibrator for an extra dimension of pleasure. Start slow with the smallest bead and work your way up as you are able. Both you and your partner can enjoy these and wear them hands-free; and if you do, even stronger orgasms await.
Day 13: Womanizer Ornament: I can’t express how much this gift delighted me. A clit sucker tree ornament? It’s festive, sex-positive, de-stigmatizing, and the perfect conversation starter. Everyone needs one.
Day 14: Nipple Suckers: If you’re worried these things won’t do the trick, let me put your mind at ease. These things suck in the best way possible. The smooth silicone adheres once you squeeze the air out, and it won’t let go until you slip it off. Bonus, they can be used hands-free, so you can add these to whatever else you’re using. Fair warning: they can give you a hickey, and I got several during testing.
Day 15: Mini Wand Vibrator Sleeve: To be honest, this was my least favorite of the bunch. A wand sleeve deadens the vibrations from the bullet slightly, but the broad stimulation doesn’t make up for it for me. I prefer pinpoint. If you like broad stimulation even at the expense of intense vibration, this may work better for you.
Day 16: Mini Spanking Paddle: This sucker is stiff and doesn’t have much bend right out of the box. The stiffness and the small size make this perfect for stingy punishment. It doesn’t have the heft for thuddy whacks, so it’s perfect for newbies and those who want to practice their aim before leveling up to something more menacing. The maroon color matches the others in the set, upgrading the aesthetic of your next spanking sesh.
Day 17: Sex Position Snap Card Game: Sexy snap position cards are fun, but one of my least favorite inclusions. They will likely only be revelatory for those with limited position experience who don’t have access to the Kama Sutra. However, they are exquisite for shy people who may be nervous to suggest a new position to their partner, and they take the awkwardness right out of the equation.
Day 18: Hogtie: This is the first time I’ve received such a bondage-forward inclusion in an advent calendar set, and I am here for it. Honestly, I’d watch more Hallmark Christmas romcoms if the happy couple hogtied each other up in the end. Get those restraints out and fasten your partner into position. Hogties, for the uninitiated, connect the ankle and wrist restraints. Those with the requisite flexibility will lie on their stomach, wrists and ankles fastened, which is the perfect position when you want your partner to have their way with you. I found them to be sturdy and the best kind of uncomfortable. Next year, I hope they make a hogtie Christmas ornament.
Day 19: G-/P-Spot Massager: The G- and P-Spot Massager is a silicone case with a flared base. Put the bullet vibrator inside, and it’s safe for anal or vaginal fun. I love this gift because it works for people of any gender, is small enough to be comfortable during long-term wear, and is seamless and waterproof for easy maintenance.
Day 20: Vanilla Massage Oil: The vanilla massage oil is ideal for anyone who craves a much-deserved massage. The scent is subtle and didn’t bother my scent-sensitive partner. Remember not to use this for lube, though; stick with the sex toy gel in gift #2.
Day 21: Ribbed Stroker: The ribbed stroker is textured, easy to clean, and straightforward. Plus, it has a little pocket for the bullet vibrator for a sprinkle of spice. My partner gave it an A++. However, it feels like TPE, so it will likely harbor bacteria over time. Discard at the first sign of damage.
Day 22: G-Spot Dildo: I like the G-Spot Dildo, but I don’t love it, because it’s ground we already covered on day 19 with the G-/P- Spot Massager. It’s not notably different, but it is slightly longer. Both have spots for the bullet vibrator to fit into, but this one was long enough that the vibrations didn’t travel well to the top, and I felt them primarily at the base.
Day 23: Adjustable Cock Ring: This cock ring looks like a little bolo tie, but instead of your neck, it wraps around your erection. My partner was nervous to try this one but found it surprisingly comfortable. This will work better for people who need a ring for various sizes of cocks.
Day 24: Womanizer Liberty 2 Clitoral Suction Stimulator: Good advent calendars save the best for last, and this one did just that. The Womanizer Liberty 2 will change the lives of clit-havers with suction. This clit sucker is perfect for travel, easy to use, and it comes with a magnetic cap. On its own, the Liberty 2 costs $109. The price of this plus the Sync Lite nearly equals the cost of the entire calendar. The Liberty 2 color is unique to this box and isn’t available on the regular website, making it almost like a collector’s item.
Review Summary
Pros
- Incredible value
- Pleasure for people of any gender
- Versatile, body-safe choices
- Giftable and fun to open
- Good mix of vanilla and bondage-style pleasure
- Perfect for newbies
Cons
- No option for gay or lesbian couples
- Numerous repeats from prior years
How Does It Stack Up Against Other Sex Toy Advent Calendars
Lovehoney Luxury Advent Calendar
If you want this calendar but can afford something a little more luxe, consider the Luxury Advent Calendar. The theme is teal and black, and it comes with 24 gifts, too. However, it costs $370, quite a bit more than the regular advent calendar. For that price increase, you receive a shocking upgrade in some of the gifts. I won’t spoil everything, of course, but some of the upgrades include Arcwave Zing (a vibrating penis stroker), Womanizer Enhance (clit vibration and sucking, not to mention one of the best suckers I’ve ever tested), bed restraints, and a candy-cane glass dildo.
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
Grab your sex toy advent calendar here.
Thanks for reading my Lovehoney Couple’s Advent Calendar review.
Angela
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