5 Best Classic Vibrators in 2024: Reviewed by a Sexologist [Video]

After testing dozens of classic vibrators, we firmly believe We-Vibe Rave 2 is the highest-rated model this year. We especially loved the asymmetrical design because it ensures it remains fixated on the G-spot, so no vibrations are lost. The innovative rotating motion does away with the traditional thrusting, significantly simplifying the user experience without reducing the intensity. “I don’t know about you, but I prefer rumbly vibrations over the buzzy consistency common with most products,” our tester Sandra Larson wrote in her test report. “We-Vibe Rave 2’s rumbly motor means the vibrations are more impactful”, she added.

Why You Should Trust Us

Sandra Larson’s sex toy experience makes her the most qualified expert to talk to us about classic vibrators. She has tested and written about vibrators for more than a decade and has been a vital part of My Sex Toy Guide since 2016. Over the years, she has spent hundreds of hours testing and interviewing different sex experts, including reviews, sex workers, and other stakeholders of the versatile field.

” I love everything classic, and I couldn’t wait to dive deep and explore some of the most beautiful and ornamental sex toys we’ve come to appreciate for a while,” she starts. “I called Shane Davis and Rachel Sommer over for the self-testing, emphasizing the importance of matching our readers with the right classic vibrator.”

Besides the design, we looked into crucial factors that inspire the decision to buy an adult product, like size, build quality, comfort, versatility, and stimulation. We believe listening to our readers is the perfect way to match their sexual desires with the most effective sex toys.

If you’d like to contact Sandra, please call her at +1 307-372-3895 or email her at [email protected]. Please include your name, phone number, or email so she can get back to you swiftly.

How We Picked The Products

Like always, we reviewed over a dozen models to ensure the top picks represented a wide range of options for our readers. Before the self-testing exercise commenced, I shared a questionnaire with the review team to get their experiences with classic vibrators. Once we had a comprehensive list, I defined test criteria that we could measure on a scale from 0 to 100 to guide the process. These included the following:

• Build Quality. Like other vibrators, the most essential consideration we made was the build quality. The material choice and quality of artistry were the most essential factors. The review panel ensured we only tested models made from body-safe materials like silicone and ABS materials. We also prioritized established brands with long years of exemplary service, like We-Vibe and Lovehoney. The devil is in the details, and we didn’t want to miss any.
• Design. As you can imagine, the design language sets the models apart. We researched far and wide to compare the models we had in our older review to see what has changed lately, rewarding brands that have maintained the vintage look, even with the ever-changing technical aspects. Other design aspects we considered included the shape to function efficiency. For instance, a flexible body is essential for G-spot stimulation, and a tapered head is necessary for penetrative toys. These design tweaks enhance precision and comfort for extended use.
• Size. The length and girth were other essential criteria. And especially for penetrative toys, we paid attention to size variation to ensure something for everyone. Whether you want to stretch your vagina or sink deeper for satisfying depth play, we left no stone unturned. These four models provide an excellent range of variations to choose from.
• Stimulations. The power varies from one brand to the other. Some models are more powerful than others, and what works for you will depend on personal preference and experience. Among the reviewed models, we included ultra-powerful and lightly intense models. In addition, the list included sex toys that leaned more towards the rumbly or buzzy sides to ensure you get exactly what you’re looking for. We would like to know what options excited you the most. Are you a buzzy or a rumbly kind of person? Leave us a comment or get back to us via phone or email.
• Settings: The more the settings, the better. We prioritized models with multiple vibration patterns and speeds. This way, customizing the experience is more effortless regardless of your experience.
• Noise. Like other sex toys, separating the sound output and power is impossible. We understand that our discretion needs are different, so we included models, including the discreet Lovehoney Silencer, for those seeking to keep their new affair a secret.
• Standout Features. Every vibrator has a unique feature that makes it stand out; classic vibes are no exception. We prioritized models with straightforward control interfaces like the We-Vibe Rave 2, which is compatible with the We-Connect app. Unlike other models, you can regulate your partner’s sensations from across the globe and enjoy bells and whistles like music sync, multi-vibrator control, and sound-activated vibrations.
• Versatility. Dynamism is the spice of sex toys, and we ensured those classic vibrators that showcased a great deal of versatility got priority. Features like dual-motor designs and internal and external stimulation capabilities were highly rewarded.
• Price. The right way to get the classic vibrator of your dreams is to harmonize your desired features with your budget. For this reason, we included test samples throughout the pricing spectrum to ensure there was something for everyone. Lovehoney Smoothie was our budget pick. The $16.99 vibrator presents excellent value for money with a simplified user interface, a versatile design, and multiple settings.

During the self-testing exercise, we developed a leaderboard, and the panel graded every product. We later converted the points into a percentage scale, with 0% representing the worst grade and 100% the best. The majority of the total rating comes from Build Quality (25%) and Design (25%). After that comes Size (10%), Stimulation (10%), Settings (10%), Noise (5%), Standout Features (5%), Versatility (5%), and Price (5%).

Once the team finished the exercise, we analyzed the findings and compared the notes to identify patterns. We scoured the internet for real customer reviews and comments on forums. The 18-hour deliberation and analysis have led us to this comprehensive list, which we firmly believe represents the best classic vibrators this year.

Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

Name	Rave 2	Silencer	Super Smoothie	Ladyfinger
Category	Best Overall	Silent	Budget	Smallest
Average Rating	97%	94%	93%	92%
Build Quality	95%	91%	94%	92%
Design	97%	94%	91%	92%
Size	91%	93%	92%	93%
Stimulation	94%	90%	91%	89%
Settings	93%	87%	89%	85%
Noise	94%	86%	91%	89%
Standout Features	91%	84%	87%	90%
Versatility	96%	91%	94%	92%
Price & Value	92%	89%	97%	90%
Price Tag	$139	$24.99	$16.99	$12.99
Material	Silicone	ABS Plastic	ABS Plastic	ABS Plastic
Insertable Length	5 inches	7 inches	6 inches	4.5 inches
Circumference	4.6 inches	4.75 inches	3.25 inches	3.25 inches

1. We-Vibe Rave 2: Our Overall Test Winner!

Why we love We-Vibe Rave 2:

Let’s talk first about our pick as the best classic vibrator: the We-Vibe Rave 2. Its innovative rotation motion stood out among the other products we reviewed. The tedious thrusting action goes out, and a much easier and refreshing swirling motion emerges. “The rotations are a breath of fresh air,” says Shane Davis. “The gentle yet impactful sensations are perfect for different consumers, including folks with ultra-sensitive vaginas.”

Let’s move on to the design. As you can see in the below image, the redesigned 2^nd generation sex toy has a sleeker shape that significantly enhances the user’s comfort while promoting precise internal and external stimulation. Most sex toy upgrades feature minimal improvements, and it’s not worth it to buy the new vibrator, especially if you have the original model. However, Rave 2 is one of the few models I’d recommend buying, even if you have the original in your sex toy collection.

Everything from the fully waterproof design to the flexible hinge in the middle makes the new We-Vibe Rave 2 sex toy worth the money. The reviewers singled out these two features because they opened their worlds to new possibilities of aquatic play while making it much easier to adjust the penetration angles and positions for maximum enjoyment.

We didn’t know what to expect initially with the rotation motion. However, the team was surprised at how effective the vibrator turned out. It remained in contact with the G-spot throughout the experience, so there was no loss of vibrations.

Something else that stood out was the asymmetrical shape that made Rave 2 stand out from the competition. The design made twisting the toy super simple and practical. (In the image above, you can see me testing the flexibility by bending the device).

Note: If you’re a lazy masturbator (like me), We-Vibe Rave 2 will be exciting to use. Rotating the sex toy is much easier than yanking it back and forth. How did you like the new rotation motion? We believe getting your feedback is essential and would love to hear about your experience.

The dual motor design appealed to the reviewers because it offered multiple pleasure hubs for the user. You can operate them independently (the controls are seen above), meaning you can tweak the rumbles on the vaginal opening and G-spot to match your sexual desires. For instance, I have a sensitive vulva and can’t take as much power on the G-spot. In this case, being able to adjust the vibrations so they’re more potent on the G-spot than the vaginal opening makes the experience more exciting and the orgasms more satisfying. Notably, We-Vibe Rave 2’s vibrations felt rumbly, creating a blend of deep-lying thumps that penetrate the deepest nerve endings.

Lastly, Rave 2 is compatible with the We-Connect app (screenshots below). We’ve reviewed numerous sex toy applications, and the only model that performed better is the Lovense Remote app. However, we believe that the We-Vibe app is good enough for 95% of consumers.

Pairing the We-Vibe app with Rave 2 was easy. “I had some initial connection issues, but nothing serious. I disconnected and connected the remote and vibrator a few times, which seemed to work the magic.” Besides the more straightforward interface, the team enjoyed the bells and whistles, including the music-controlled feature that lets you sync the vibrations to your playlist. The app’s multi-vibe control feature also lets you control your toy’s vibrations and those of your partner from one place.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The twisting motion was a blessing for the classic vibrator. However, getting used to the new way of doing things takes a while—some reviewers described it as non-intuitive.

In addition, people who need simultaneous clitoral and G-spot stimulations to orgasm will not like the classic. You can only have either and never both. Even with the dual-motor design, the sex toy targets the G-spot and vagina.

If you want some clit and G-Spot action at the same time plus keep the We-Vibe brand, you can a good substitute from this best We-Vibe Vibrator roundup.

Why We-Vibe Rave 2 is the best traditional vibrator:

• Design: We-Vibe Rave 2’s asymmetrical shape made it stand out from the competition. The outstanding design language eliminated the tedious thrusting motion for a friendlier and satisfying rotation action. Unlike other models we tested, the vibrator remained fixated on the G-spot, meaning there was no loss of vibrations. The dual-motor design meant the sensations were evenly shared between the G-spot and vagina.
• Stimulations: If you’ve read my sex toy articles, you know I love rumbly vibes, and the We-Vibe Rave 2 is no exception. The vibrations were more rumbly than buzzy, and the testers and I enjoyed every bit of the deeper, power-driven thumps.
• Standout Features: The sex toy’s compatibility with the We-Vibe app was a highlight of the review. I loved the simple user interface and loads of fun motions available. People in close-range or long-distance relationships will enjoy the intuitive mobile application. Some standout features included the music sync, long-distance, and multi-toy control.

If you want to see what Rave 2 looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

You can read our complete We-Vibe Rave 2 review here.

Features:

• Materials: Silicone
• Size: 8.5″ X 3.4″ X 1.5″

Pros:

• It’s an ideal choice for folks yearning for G-spot stimulation.
• Impressive dual-motor design.
• A bendable hinge makes it easy to manipulate the toy.
• Rave 2 is fully waterproof.
• Outstanding We-Vibe warranty.

Cons:

• Rave 2 is pricey – $111.20.
• Most reviewers found it challenging to get used to the classic vibrator.

View On Lovehoney

View On We-Vibe.com

2. Lovehoney Silencer: Silent Pick

Why we love Lovehoney Silencer:

As the name suggests, Lovehoney Silencer is the highest-rated model for anyone looking for a discreet classic sex toy that won’t arouse suspicion. We found it to be the ideal option whether you live in a shared space or are looking for a travel buddy with whom to hit the road carefree.

Let’s talk about the motor. The whisper-quiet motor churns out an impressive range of four patterns and three speeds, creating the perfect balance between power and discretion. We tested over a dozen classic sex toys for this article, and the Silencer from Lovehoney was the most silent.

Something else that stood out about the motor was the straightforward controls. Unlike other models we tested, the single-button interface stood out. I usually don’t rave about one-button interfaces, but with only 3 speeds and 4 patterns, cycling through the settings was reasonably easy with one button. A second button would’ve been great, but it’s nothing to moan about.

The testers also loved Lovehoney Silencer’s design. “The rounded tip made penetration much more straightforward. In addition, with the intelligent wavy texture, the vibrations felt more impactful during external and internal stimulation,” confirmed Rachel Sommer.

Lastly, the fully waterproof sex toy is ideal for aquatic fun. “I don’t know about you, but sex is twice as fun in the shower.” Overall, the whisper-quiet classic vibrator is an ideal choice for most people. Besides the discretion, the vibe’s excellent range of settings, single-button interface, and well-designed body make it exciting to use for beginners and experienced sex toy users.

Note: Lovehoney Silencer only costs $7.50 (on offer), making it perfect for budget seekers and sex toy collectors looking to add a true classic without breaking the bank.

Minor issues we found during testing:

The only downside was the hard plastic exterior. I didn’t have a problem with it, but people with an ultra-sensitive clitoris or vagina might find it problematic.

So if you think that your sensitivity and the hard plastic would not complement each other very well, you can find a more suitable alternative in our list of sex toys for vulva owners.

Lovehoney Silencer is powered with two AA batteries. Beyond the inconvenience of dispensable batteries, the package didn’t include the pair.

Why Lovehoney Silencer is our silent pick:

• Noise: The Lovehoney Silencer was the most silent classic vibrator we reviewed. The bullet vibe’s whisper-quiet motor makes it perfect for people living in shared spaces and looking to keep their new affair a secret. Even at the highest settings, the decibels were way lower than most of the models we reviewed at lower settings.
• Special Features: While you won’t see a sex toy application with the Silencer (you didn’t expect it for the price. Did you?), there’s reason to be excited with the single-button interface. I usually don’t rave about a solo button, but this one is practical for 3 speeds and 4 patterns.
• Settings: Surprisingly, the Silencer churns out three speeds and four vibration patterns, making for an exciting range of sensations. And while the vibrations are more buzzy than rumbly, the number of possibilities was impressive for the compact and comparatively affordable vibrator.

Features:

• Materials: ABS Plastic
• Circumference: 4.75″
• Insertable Length: 7″

Pros:

• The most discreet classic vibrator.
• Ideal design for external and internal stimulation.
• A compact size makes the toy travel-friendly.
• Impressive 7″ insertable length.
• Convenient single-button control interface.
• Multiple vibration patterns and speeds.

Cons:

• The hard plastic can be problematic for people with sensitive skin.
• A rechargeable battery would’ve been better.

View On Lovehoney

3. Lovehoney Super Smoothie: Our Budget Pick!

Why we love Lovehoney Super Smoothie:

Lovehoney is the most affordable product on this list. For $16.99, the pink-themed sex toy is a massive bargain. Everything about the Super Smoothie makes the price a representation of excellent value for money.

The review panel especially loved the tapered, bullet vibrator-like design. “The sex toy’s minimalistic look greatly simplifies the user experience while promoting pinpoint stimulation,” confirms Shane Davis. “The comfort and ease of penetration blew me away.”

Something else that stood out during the self-testing exercise was the multi-speed motor. I didn’t come in expecting much, but the intensity and consistency of the progression were beautiful to experience. Understandably, the Super Smoothie wasn’t the most powerful. Still, I was impressed at how the designers incorporated multiple speeds to explore the $16.99 sex toy. While the 6-inch insertable length makes the Super Smoothie versatile, the slender 3.25″ girth makes it perfect for different users, including beginners.

Note: Experienced folks seeking a rigid vibrator for intense sensations will also love Lovehoney Super Smoothie.

Super Smoothie has a classic, easy-twist base, significantly enhancing the user experience. Some reviewers affirmed they’d rather have a button than a dial-type control, but I loved the vintage look. Simply twist it to activate the tot and cycle through the vibration settings.

Minor issues we found during testing:

My most significant concern was the hard plastic material. I’d have loved silicone more because it’s softer and cozy.

Hard plastic is still non-toxic and non-porous, such as silicon but it’s just a bit harder to clean because you can’t sterilize it with hot water.

Super Smoothie also uses rechargeable batteries. Besides the inconvenience of constantly worrying about the batteries, the package didn’t even include the two AA batteries, and I had to buy mine before testing.

Why Lovehoney Super Smoothie is our budget pick:

• Price: Lovehoney Super Smoothie’s $16.99 price is the most affordable among our review samples. The well-crafted device has multiple vibration settings, a simplified user interface, and a versatile design for internal and external stimulation. All these make the $16.99 price a massive bargain.
• Design: The review panel was overly excited with the design. The tapered head and extended 8″ shaft simplify penetration while making it easy to land on hard-to-reach spots. More importantly, the slender girth makes the classic vibe ideal for beginners.
• Versatility: Everything about the Lovehoney Super Smoothie makes it a versatile pick. The extended shaft adds internal stimulation to the list of possibilities. In addition, the tapered tip means you can target specific points on the clitoris, nipples, inner thighs, or your partner’s balls during foreplay to elevate the experience.

Features:

• Materials: ABS Plastic
• Circumference: 3.25″
• Insertable Length: 6″

Pros:

• A versatile design for internal and external stimulation.
• The simplistic shape makes the vibe foolproof.
• Its tapered tip enhances precision.
• A classic easy-twist base.
• Cleaning the sex toy is straightforward.

Cons:

• It uses disposable batteries.
• The hard plastic finish can be problematic for people with ultra-sensitive skin.

View On Lovehoney

Other Good Alternatives

Lovehoney Ladyfinger was the smallest model we tested and what we recommend for travelers and vacationers. We also found that the intelligent design includes a slender girth, smooth finish, and easy-twist base, making it ideal for everyone, including beginners.

What Is A Classic Vibrator?

A classic vibrator is a basic phallic-like sex toy with a rumbly motor used to disperse sexual stimulation. Although some of the new models feature bells and whistles like mobile app compatibility, the underlying vintage look always makes them stand out.

How To Use A Classic Vibrator?

Using a classic vibrator doesn’t have to be complicated. Start by switching into the mood – a music playlist, warm shower, or scented candles. Once you clean it, splurge a water-based lube on yourself and the toy. Ensure you start slow and gradually acclimatize to the experience. More importantly, try different positions for thoroughgoing enjoyment.

Read our guide when using sex toys if you want to learn how to make the most out of your classic vibe!

How To Clean A Classic Vibrator?

Once you’re done using the vibrator, clean it with water and a mild antibacterial soap (or a sex toy cleaner). Rinse and air dry it in a well-ventilated space. You can use a towel (lint-free) to dry it if you need to use or store it sooner.

Pro Tip: Always clean your vibrator after unboxing. Silicone sex toys are much easier to clean, and you can submerge them in boiling water for sterilization. Never do the same with porous materials like TPE.

Here are more tips on how to clean your vibrator.

Sandra

• Author
• Recent Posts

Sandra Larson

Sandra studied nursing and sexual health and is named one of the world’s top 50 sexologists. She founded My Sex Toy Guide in 2016, where she and a team of experts write about relationships, LGBTQ topics, and other sexuality issues. She has been featured in Men's Health, Wedding Wire, InsideHook, ThriveGlobal, and more.
Medium | Reddit

Latest posts by Sandra Larson (see all)

• What Is Pegging? Beginner’s Guide With Toy Recommendations - March 17, 2024
• How To Become A Sex Toy Tester | And Get Free Sex Toys! - March 11, 2024
• How to Use Sex Toys in a Wheelchair? 6 Tips From A Sexologist - February 26, 2024