5 Best Dildo Rockers In 2024, Tested by a Sex Educator! [Video]

Are you looking for a sex toy that frees your hands so you can focus on what matters the most: having a great time? Well, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve tested dozens of hands-free dildo rockers and identified the top-performing models to match your pleasure preferences and budget.

After the dust settled the Cloud 9 F-Slider was our highest-rated dildo rocker mainly because it did a great job using your body’s movements to provide a realistic, thrilling thrusting motion, much better than the competition did. The included 7-inch dildo ensures you get to work immediately and the package also has a Vac-U-Lock adapter and a universal dildo adapter so you can use almost any from your adult toy collection with the rocker. Sweet!

Why You Should Trust Us

Rachel Sommer has been reviewing sexual health and wellness products professionally since 2016 when she became our first employee here at My Sex Toy Guide. The clinical sexologist also boasts an extended yet thrilling career, helping her clients explore their sexuality and enjoy the ride. “My favorite moments are when we can work together with a client to incorporate new measures like sex devices and toys to revitalize their sex life.”

For this article, Rachel liaised with fellow experts Sandra Larson and Tim Larson to brainstorm and share personal experiences. From here, they picked over a dozen dildo rockers for self-testing. The team has reviewed over 200+ sex toys, including rockers, and the combined experience and indispensable industry experience were handy, ensuring the article was informative and comprehensive.

To submit a question to Rachel, call her at +1 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected]. Be sure to include your full name and your phone number or email address.

How We Picked The Products

After brainstorming and identifying the love gliders to review, I highlighted the critical consumer motivation factors guiding the testing exercise. These factors motivate the purchase decision, meaning focusing on them is crucial when picking the best rockers. These include the following:

• Design. The design is essential when picking the monkey rockers to review. The multi-structure stool houses a dildo attachment in the middle to complement a rocking mechanism, and thus, the slightest angling and tweaks can make or break your experience. The team emphasized the importance of picking different builds from a wide range of reputable brands to ensure there was something for everyone, regardless of their motivation to get a dildo rocker.
• Size. The review panel also knew that the dimensions affect the user experience and storage plans. For instance, some low-profile rockers are ideal for short people, while taller folks will find them limiting. Besides trying as much to include models with an adjustable height for the rocker, the team also worked hard to have different sizes in the article. The size was another factor we couldn’t ignore. The question on the correct dimensions is relative, and what works for you might not work for me. For instance, while beginners might be looking for something small and comfortable, the more experienced users will be after the massive dongs to test their limits. In addition, depth and girth play fans will seek two completely different extremes, making it essential to include multiple-size options.
• Versatility. A good model must be dynamic, offering endless possibilities. We prioritized models with Vac-U-Lock and universal dildo adaptors to ensure you can use it with just about anything from your sex toy collection. Versatility also came in the shape of adaptability. The team was interested in ascertaining what more a sex pillow could do other than holding a dildo in place. From propping the body for better access to the genitals during oral sex to providing deeper penetration during penis-in-vagina sex, a quality love glider should offer more possibilities.
• Build Quality. The review panel was also interested in the choice of materials and the degree of artistry portrayed in the build quality. Models with impeccable attention to detail and outstanding materials got priority. You don’t want a good-looking rocker that’s a pain to clean. Do you?
• Standout Features. Premium sex gliders typically have something that sets them apart from the rest. These unique bells and whistles include waterproof dildos, machine-washable materials, and Vac-U-Lock compatibility. Some models also feature multiple restraint points for light bondage, making them ideal for kinky couples.
• Comfort. The comfort of both partners is essential to the overall experience. After all, you could be on them for extended sessions, and you don’t want to leave with a sore ass or back. Do you? So, we prioritized models with padded handles and cushioned seats.
• Pricing. Ultimately, the model you go for will depend on your budget and its flexibility. We worked hard to ensure we spread our picks to ensure everyone gets a variety of devices to choose from, regardless of how much you’re planning to spend.

Once the sex experts returned with the findings, we analyzed everything and used comparison charts to identify the similarities and further examine the differences. We looked into user reviews and comments from sex toy forums and vendor sites to understand honest user opinions. Combining expert views, real user testimonials, and comprehensive research efforts, we believe these are this year’s best dildo rockers.

Everything We Tested

In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.

Name	Cloud 9	Buck	BonBon	Fetish Fantasy	Pulse
Category	Best Overall	Powerful	Mount	Cheap	Beginner
Average Rating	96%	94%	92%	82%	90%
Design	95%	94%	89%	83%	92%
Size	94%	93%	95%	95%	93%
Versatility	93%	94%	98%	92%	87%
Build Quality	92%	92%	93%	91%	90%
Standout Features	96%	92%	97%	91%	96%
Comfort	92%	90%	95%	89%	92%
Price & Value	84%	82%	92%	94%	90%
Price Tag	$949.99	$1,549	$109.99	$59.99	$120
Material	Waterproof Vinyl Cushion	Silicone	Foam, Polyester, & Velvet	Soft Plastic	Silicone
Measurements	22″ L x 18″ W x 22″ H	12.49″ L x 13.24″ W x 10″ H	15″ L x 12″ W x 8.5″ H	6" W x 12" H	19.5" x 10.5" x 8H (toy height) / 13H
Maximum Weight	400 lbs / 181 kgs	1000 lbs / 453.6 kgs	300 lbs / 136 kgs	300 lbs / 136 kgs	220 lbs / 100 kgs

1. Cloud 9 F-Slider: Our Overall Test Winner!

Why we love Cloud 9 F-Slider:

Cloud 9’s F-Slider Pro is the most practical and highest-rated dildo rocker we tested. Unlike most models in the article, the rocking dildo uses nothing but the power of your natural body movements for a well-measured blend of realistic thrusting and intense stimulation. The simplistic design with a cushioned seating area and pronged handles makes it easy to use. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced self-thrusting fan, you only need to sit, hold onto the handles, and straddle until your knees weaken.

Everyone agreed that the build quality was impressive. We’ve used numerous rockers, and none comes close to the F-Slider Pro. The glider has comfortable padding you’re your thighs and butts, meaning you can rock on for hours without discomfort. In addition, the handle has a cozy finish, and it feels great to hold onto. Plus, with the ergonomic, easy-to-grip look, balancing my body on the rocker was blissful.

Using the machine is straightforward. Once you sit on the padded thigh rests position the dildo perfectly and gently insert it into your vagina or ass. After you get in a comfortable angle, plant your legs on the ground and rock your hips back and forth. The sex glider design responds to the rocking motion with the dildo moving up and down to simulate body motions during couple play. I loved how a simplistic build feels organic – like penetrative sex.

The included 7-inch dildo feels as realistic as it looks. Its chunky design gives an excellent balance between depth and girth play. Most importantly, the universal connection system means you can switch it with other Vac-U-Lock toys in your collection. There’s a universal Vac-U-Lock adaptor and universal adaptor, so you can use the sex device with almost any dildo. Something else that blew my mind was the adjustable thrusting depth. The monkey glider is easily adjusted so that you can have your most preferred depth. I loved the middle setting because it provided an excellent balance of enjoyment and comfort, but I’d recommend trying all levels – you never know what will work for you.

Minor issues we found during testing:

My most significant concern was the pricing. The love glider costs an astounding $949.99, making it a real investment in your sexual well-being. I’ve used sex machines that cost less, and not most people will be pleased about the price tag.

The rocker is significantly heavy, and people with limited mobility or weak arms will find it challenging to transport and use. In addition, it requires massive storage space, so it might be problematic if you have limited space.

Why Cloud 9 F-Slider is the best dildo rocker:

• Design: The testers praised the designers’ prowess in making the F-Slider Pro a jewel. The incredible build quality is both pleasing and functional. Everything from the sturdy frame to the cushioned seat to the easy-grip handle and dildo positioning performed better than the competition and received high ratings across the board. More importantly, the thrusting motion makes the experience natural.
• Versatility: If you don’t fancy riding the included 7″ dildo, the rocker’s universal adaptor lets you switch between your one Vac-U-Lock attachment to another. It makes changing the toy straightforward.
• Comfort: The comfortably padded seat feels excellent on your thighs. I loved the squishy vinyl cushion, which made the sex chair ideal for extended wear. In addition, the ergonomic, easy-to-grip handle made it easy to balance on the rocker.

Features:

• Material: Waterproof Vinyl Cushion
• Measurements: 22″ L x 18″ W x 22″ H
• Insertable Length: 7″
• Maximum Weight: 400 lbs.

Pros:

• Simplified rocking movement.
• The universal adaptor makes it compatible with all Vac-U-Lock dildos.
• Complimentary 7-inch realistic dildo.
• Easy-to-grip handle makes straddling foolproof.
• Impressive depth adjustment feature.

Cons:

• One of the most expensive sex stools – $949.99.
• The sex rocker can be too heavy for people with mobility issues.

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2. Motorbunny Buck: Most Powerful Model!

Why we love Motorbunny Buck:

Motorbunny Buck surprised me with how powerful it felt. I wasn’t sure of what to expect with the dildo mount marketed as ‘extremely powerful,’ but all the doubts I had were allayed when I tested the vibrations. I’m a bit experienced, and the intense rumbles aren’t a problem, but what excited me the most about the sex glider was the multiple-intensity options. People who aren’t as experienced will enjoy the experience. The thrust and G-thrust settings are compelling on the Motorbunny. I could only try them on the lowest settings and found them intense. I don’t think any user will be left wishing for more power.

Unlike the original Motorbunny, which vibrates and rotates, the upgraded Buck vibrates and thrusts in two motions, giving you more fun motions to explore. The ‘Buck’ and ‘Buzz’ intensities, which are highlighted in the image below, accommodate a wide range of clitoral and G-spot stimulation. In addition, the vibrations are rumbly and buzzy at the same time, so most users will enjoy the fun, regardless of their preference. As expected, it took a while to get used to the experience, but once I got the hang of it, I couldn’t get enough of the sensations. Besides the powerful vibrations, I loved the handy controller with two classic knobs:

• The ‘Buck’ knob (left one in the image above) regulates the thrusting speed. The attachment goes up and down for the G-thrust toggle while the thrust toggle triggers forward and back movements at a diagonal angle.
• The ‘Buzz’ knob (the right one in the image above) regulates the traditional vibration buzz.

Something else that stood out was the multiple attachment options (seen in the image below). The first one has a flat surface with a tiny bump, ideal for the buzz feature. The second option is two dildos, a medium and a large. These can be used with the ‘Buzz” and ‘Buck’ options. The package also came with thrust and G-thrust toggles. The former is a small attachment you can screw on top of the opening so that when you place a dildo and turn on the ‘Buck’ option, it pulses straight up and down. On the other hand, the G-thrust ensures the dildo you place on top pulses up and forward, rendering it easy to find a pleasurable angle.

Note: The Vacc-U-Lock bundle has a Vac-U-Lock adapter and two dildo attachments, giving you more fun motions. Motorbunny also has more accessories for sale.

As stressed before, getting the hang of things with Motorbunny Buck takes a while, but the endless playtime possibilities and attachments make the experience exciting. I enjoyed cycling through the powerful thrusting options with the Buzz and Buck options. I also used the right-angle wedge that lets you turn the rocker on its side for a doggy-style-like sex position. Surprisingly, the sex glider’s gamification feature underlines the importance of making sex fun and whimsical. And with multiple applications like the Motorbunny app (circled in the image below) and the FappyBunny, you can enjoy a hands-free experience.

Minor issues we found during testing:

If you thought the F-Slider Pro was past your budget, look away now, because our next list entry, the Motorbunny Buck, costs an astounding $1,549. While the multiple options, toggles, attachments, and control options are worth the investment, budget seekers should probably look elsewhere.

If you’re one of those who prefer a more affordable saddle sex machine, we still have options for you. Check out our Sybian machine review where we have options for every wallet.

The Motorbunny Buck is extremely loud, and people living in a shared space won’t like the noise level. And while the Buck setting might be quieter, the sex machine is noisy even on the lowest settings.

Why Motorbunny Buck is the most powerful dildo rocker:

• Stimulations: There’s no doubt about Motorbunny Buck’s might; it’s the most powerful rocking sex machine in the article. I’ve used numerous rockers, and it’s one of those that I always have to use the lowest settings to enjoy the experience. More importantly, the sex device has multiple toggles, settings, and attachments that make the experience unique and exciting.
• Versatility: Besides the included clit and G-spot stimulation attachments, Motorbunny offers a wide range of accessories to customize the sensations. Whether you want a tapered anal probe or a sling so you can stretch your legs during play, there’s something for everyone.
• Ease of Use: The Motorbunny Buck has a wired controller with two classic knobs to regulate the thrusting and vibration settings. Motorbunny also has multiple mobile applications for tech heads who like to control more aspects of the experience.

If you want to see what Motorbunny Buck looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

Features:

• Material: Silicone
• Measurements: 12.49″ L x 13.24″ W x 10″ H
• Maximum Weight: 1000 lbs.

Pros:

• It’s an incredibly powerful monkey rocker dildo.
• Outstanding 1000 lbs body weight rating.
• It has a wired controller and a mobile app.
• An extremely versatile sex chair.
• Impressive gamification feature.
• Ideal for G-spot and clit stimulation.

Cons:

• The sex positioning chair is expensive – $1,549.
• It’s extremely loud.

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3. Liberator BonBon: Sex Toy Mount!

Why we love Liberator BonBon:

Liberator BonBon is the most effective sex toy mount for solo play. The well-designed sex furniture doubles as a position-enhancing pillow for partnered sex. If you own an array of sex toys and want to enhance your masturbation experience, BonBon is your ideal choice. The cushion has a well-measured hole in the middle to hold your favorite dildo in place (like I demonstrate with a Vixskin dildo in the image below) so you can enjoy hands-free sensations. Besides dildos, the Liberator BonBon also holds vibrators and other wirelessly-controlled sex toys. However, wired wand-like toys are not compatible because there’s no hole for the cord to come out.

Note: Sex toys with a 1.5″ – 3″ will work with BonBon. I have a massive collection of G-spot stimulation dildos, and almost all were compatible. I had issues with the vibrators because the pouch seemed to absorb most, but I found out that stuffing the bottom with a sock worked like a charm.

Like the other sex gliders in the article, the hands-free sex pillow frees the hands so you can focus on erogenous zones during masturbation. For couples, it helps prop the receiving partner’s body for better access to the genitals. This way, oral sex is straightforward, and lovers can enjoy deep penetration, making sex more pleasurable.

The Liberator brand has consistently produced thoughtful designs, and the BonBon didn’t disappoint. The build quality was impressive, and the cushion was easy to use, which is evident in the image below. In addition, the foam feels sturdy, and the hole is tight, so the dildos stay in place.

Minor issues we found during testing:

Unfortunately, the hands-free cushion is not ideal for short vibrators. Everything from bullets to palm vibrators and other small toys, meaning people who rely on clitoral stimulation to orgasm must use their hands more and not rely on the sex furniture.

In addition, you can’t use the pillow with corded vibrators because there’s no good spot for the cord to come out.

If you find the cord issue mildly infuriating, we have other dildo mount options that can be a better substitute for Liberator BonBon. You can find them in our dildo mount roundup.

Why Liberator BonBon is our favorite sex toy mount:

• Versatility: Besides the small and corded vibrators, the hands-free cushion is compatible with most G-spot stimulation sex toys, which handily beat the competition in this critical test category. The universal pouch in the middle accommodates all dildos and vibrators with a 1.5″ – 3″ diameter, opening your world to endless possibilities.
• Comfort: The sex toy mount’s unlike a soft mattress, it doesn’t sink, and whether you’re playing solo or with a partner during sex or foreplay, the rocker feels sturdy and cozy.

If you want to see what Liberator Bonbon looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:

Features:

• Material: Faux Velvet, Polyester, Polyurethane
• Measurements: 15″ L x 12″ W x 8.5″ H
• Maximum Weight: 300 lbs.

Pros:

• The versatile sex toy mount is compatible with multiple dildos.
• Impressive low-profile design.
• High-density foam supports your body weight.
• Plush faux leather feels cozy.
• The rocker is easy to clean.
• It’s ideal for solo play and coupled intimacy.

Cons:

• Clit stimulation toys won’t work well with the sex pillow.
• Not ideal for corded vibrators.

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Other Good Alternatives

Fetish Fantasy Hot Seat gave us the most value for our money on this list. The comfortable flocked seat only costs $59.99, a considerably affordable price for the well-designed monkey rocker. We especially loved the inflatable design because it significantly simplified the user experience, and the 6-inch dildo offers an exciting range of vibration patterns for heightened pleasure.

Liberator Pulse is the most beginner-friendly model we found. Everything from the ergonomic design to the contours that seek to recreate natural body motions enhances the user experience. The primary toy pocket holds your favorite attachment securely, while two additional pouches house bullets and other small vibrators for external stimulation.

What Is A Dildo Rocker?

Also called a dildo glider, dildo rocking chair, or monkey rocker, a dildo rocker is a manual sex machine that accommodates a dildo and lets you rock it back and forth for hands-free pleasure. You can also attach external stimulation toys like wand vibrators for effortless orgasms. The rocking and grinding pleasure tool is ideal for girl-on-top positions like cowgirl, seated wheelbarrow, lazy man, and reverse cowgirl [2].

How To Use A Dildo Rocker?

My favorite thing about sex gliders is the user has complete control over the experience. The rocking motion lets you regulate the penetration speed and angle, making the experience highly customizable and pleasurable. Like other sex toys, take the time to understand everything from how to regulate the motion to the penetration depth and the rest. More importantly, use a generous amount of water-based lube to make penetrative sex more natural and exciting. Use more for anal penetration because the anal cavity lacks the self-lubricating mechanism the vagina possesses.

Start slow and savor every moment. This way, you can build self-esteem and expertise to try different attachments, including clitoral and penetrative dildos. Incorporate clitoral stimulation with a bullet vibrator and double penetration with your partner as you get used to the experience.

Pro Tip: Explore the possibilities with as many compatible dildos as possible if it has a Vac-U-Lock adaptor. Variety is the spice of life. Right?

How To Clean A Dildo Rocker?

Cleaning the dildo glider is a way to enhance its outlook and ensure longevity. Use a clean, damp cloth to wipe washable steel or leather cushions. Luckily, most rockers have a machine-washable microfiber cover, so you can easily toss it in the washing machine.

Clean the dildos with warm water and antibacterial soap before rinsing them with clean water and air drying them for storage. If the dildos are made from porous materials, use a damp cloth to wipe them off. Most importantly, ensure they’re completely dry before storing them.

Pro Tip: Read the manufacturer’s manual to ensure you clean them as instructed.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

How Does A Dildo Rocker Work?

A dildo rocker works by housing a dildo or other pleasure toys for internal and external gratification [1]. These devices have handles, cushioned seats, and padded thigh rests to enhance the user’s comfort as they straddle for hands-free thrusting. Some models feature universal adapters so you can switch between your Vac-U-Lock dildo collection.

Are They Safe?

Yes! Dildo rockers are generally safe but you should be good if you pick one made from hypoallergenic, phthalate-free materials. In addition, use it on a stable surface (like the floor) and not on wobbly surfaces like a bed or sofa [3]. Otherwise, you can end up hurting yourself when you fall over.

How To Store A Dildo Rocker?

Storing your monkey rocker doesn’t have to be complicated. After cleaning, use the cover to wrap the sex device and store it in an enclosed space like a vast drawer or closet. Remember, how far you go with storage depends on your living situation and the discreetness of the rocking dildo.

How To Make A Dildo Rocker?

We strongly advise against our users making a DIY dildo rocker. Besides the numerous risks associated with the practice, complications could arise. After all, you can get an affordable love glider sex machine like the Fetish Fantasy Hot Seat for $59.99. So, instead of risking with the DIY approach, consider investing in a quality and expertly crafted self-powered sex machine.

You should only consider making a sex rocker if you don’t have access to online adult shops or physical adult sex stores. So, if you’re willing to proceed with the inherent risks involved, we have a few tips on how to make a DIY monkey rocker.

What Lube Should I Use?

You should only use water-based lube with your dildo rocker. Unlike oil and silicone-based models, the water-based lubricants are compatible with dildos and other soft-textured attachments. In addition, the latter is easy to clean after.

What Is The Best Position When Using These Devices?

As stressed before, woman-on-top sex positions are the most comfortable with a rocking dildo chair. Riding on these sex chairs feels liberating, and positions like cowgirl, seated wheelbarrow, lazy man, and reverse cowgirl provide intense stimulation. Some love glider sex machines allow partner play and face riding for inventive couples.

For more ideas, you can check this sex machine position guide right here.

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Rachel is a clinical sexologist with a focus on LGBTQ+ and BIPOC issues. Originally from Texas, she loves sushi, white wine, and spending time with her partner Jessica. She has been featured in Cosmopolitan, Yahoo.com, Women's Health, Healthline, Glamour, and MindBodyGreen.
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