After testing 15 products, we have landed on Vixen Gemstones as our favorite large anal beads. Made from hand-poured platinum silicone, their quality handily beat the competition in our extensive review. The non-porous material is flexible enough to accommodate your every move, allowing you to comfortably take all 6 of its same-sized, extra-large beads. In fact, Vixen is so confident in its manufacturing, that they offer a lifetime warranty on this premium product. That’s pretty much unheard of in the sex toy industry!
Test Winner: Vixen Gemstones XL
Vixen Gemstones Extra Large got the highest rating in our review. Made with a whopping 6 anal balls—all of which are hand-poured using platinum silicone— it’s no wonder why this plug was a favorite among our panel members.
Budget Pick: Boneyard Ass Ballz
For folks that are looking for a more budget-friendly option than the Vixen Gemstones but aren’t willing to sacrifice quality, there’s the Boneyard Ass Ballz. This baby comes in 3 different size options but, for this review, we obviously stuck with the Large.
Vibrating: NS Novelties Quad
NS Novelties Quad puts a fun twist on the classic anal beads design. Not only are these beads attached via a thicker rod instead of a thin rope, but they also have a powerful motor that transforms this inconspicuous toy into vibrating beads of assorted sizes!
Table Of Contents
- Why You Should Trust Us
- How We Picked The Products
- Everything We Tested
- 1. Vixen Gemstones Extra Large: Our Test Winner!
- 2. Boneyard Ass Ballz: Our Budget Pick!
- 3. NS Novelties Quad: Vibrating Anal Beads
- Other Good Alternatives
- What Are Large Anal Beads?
- How To Use Large Anal Beads?
- How To Clean Large Anal Beads?
- Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
Why You Should Trust Us
Rachel Sommers, PhD., has been immersed in the world of adult products since 2016, the year that she joined the My Sex Toy Guide team. During this time, her expertise has been essential to the testing and evaluation of over 300 sex toys, ranging from bullet vibrators to sex dolls.
Rachel draws upon her extensive experience and expertise to provide honest, unbiased, and comprehensive reviews. She understands that selecting the right product is a deeply personal decision, and is dedicated to providing her readers with all the information they need to make informed decisions about their sexual health. Your satisfaction, comfort, and safety are Rachel’s top priorities!
How We Picked The Products
Anal beads, especially in their super-sized form, aren’t the most popular option for anal toys. But you’d be surprised just how many stellar products you can find when you know where to look. After traversing our favorite sex toy retailers for their highest-rated large beads, my team and I chose our 15 favorites and got down to testing.
Using the following criteria which we could measure using well-defined quantitative metrics, we gave each product a rating out of 100 and used these scores to help us determine which of the picks deserved a permanent spot in this review.
- Size. Let’s be honest, we all know why you’re here! And recommending a medium-sized product in a review for large beads would be wrong on so many levels. For that reason, you’ll only find our favorite super-sized options here.
- Quality. Delivering quality butt plugs, that are not only safe to use but built to last a lifetime, will always be my #1 priority. You won’t find models built from low-quality polymers, made without sufficiently safe bases, or those that run the risk of snapping during use included in this review.
- Material. Since the phthalates in lower-quality sex toy materials can be absorbed directly from the skin into the bloodstream, it’s our mission to only choose review samples from proven body-safe materials, like stainless steel and silicone. [1]
- Design. We chose products with a wide range of designs, with some boasting beads of graduating sizes and others rocking a more uniform pattern. We also decided to include toys that put a spin on the classic design to help our more experienced users stave off potential boredom.
- Sensation. If the best large anal beads the world of sex toys has to offer don’t deliver the level of sensation you’re looking for (doubtful, but it could happen!), we also decided to include some vibrating options and those made from materials that are suitable for temperature play.
- Versatility. Because everybody enjoys variety, our test panel decided to include picks with suction cup bases and those that double as a strap-on.
- Ease of use. Though it may take some time to master your super-sized anal beads, we tried to make your learning curve less steep by including picks that are easy to insert and intuitive to use.
- Special features. Thought anal beads were limited to being only beads attached to a string? Guess again! My panel members and I were on the lookout for products that put a special spin on the classic design we all know and love, and found picks that vary in size, texture, material, and overall sensations.
- Price. We’re never on the lookout for the cheapest toys. Instead, we look for picks that deliver the best balance of value vs. cost. In this review, in particular, I like to think that our picks more than deliver on value and are surprisingly budget-friendly everything considered.
During testing, we rated each review sample based on the criteria listed above, starting from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). Each score was calculated using different weighted metrics depending on what we deemed most important. Half the total rating comes from Size (25%) and Quality (25%). After that comes Material (10%), Design (10%), Sensation (10%), Versatility (5%), Ease of Use (5%), Special Features (5%), and Price (5%).
Everything We Tested
In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.
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| Name | Vixen Gemstones | Ass Ballz | NS Novelties |
| Category | Best Overall | Budget | Vibrating |
| Average Rating | 96% | 93% | 90% |
| Quality | 96% | 90% | 89% |
| Design | 95% | 94% | 90% |
| Size | 94% | 90% | 88% |
| Versatility | 95% | 91% | 86% |
| Ease of Use | 95% | 93% | 94% |
| Sensation | 94% | 90% | 91% |
| Special Features | 95% | 93% | 90% |
| Price & Value | 90% | 95% | 94% |
| Price Tag | $122 | $57.95 | $59 |
| Material | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone |
| Total Length | 18 inches | 21 inches | 9.84 inches |
| Circumference | 5 inches | 6.2 inches | 5 inches |
1. Vixen Gemstones Extra Large: Our Test Winner!
Why we love Vixen Gemstones Extra Large:
Made with a whopping 6 anal balls—all of which are hand-poured using platinum silicone— it’s no wonder why this plug was a favorite among our panel members. Starting with the packaging, which was undeniably nothing special; a simple plastic tube with a black lid, it’s minimalist and not the most aesthetically pleasing. But it did allow me to focus more on the goods and, overall, I’ve found that it does a good job of protecting the silky smooth platinum silicone from the elements.
The words “platinum silicone” might just sound like a plug, but in reality, purchasing a toy made from this exceptionally high grade of silicone does have its advantages. Not only does platinum silicone do an astounding job of maintaining its original shape over time, but it’s also completely non-porous, making for a more hygienic experience. I even found the Vixen Gemstones less sticky than their lower-quality counterparts, making it easier to keep them free of lint and other debris.
Being hand-poured and fitted with seamless silicone construction means there are no nooks and crannies for debris to hide post-play. It’s also the reason why this set feels so comfortable, as aside from being silky smooth, the joints between the beads are also flexible enough to accommodate your body’s natural movements.
Another somewhat unique feature of the Vixen Gemstones is its rectangular stopper, a much-appreciated reprieve from the more classic circular loop. I found it more ergonomically correct and comfortable to hold onto, and it, in combination with the sturdy cord, makes this toy ideal for delivering the “popping” sensation that we all know and love.
As someone who has more experience with tapered beads, I was surprised by just how much I enjoyed the blast of sensation offered by the consistently large balls. This design was also beloved by our prostate-endowed members who found it easy to use the Vixen Gemstones for edging, prostate orgasms, and blasting some exceptionally large loads.
Minor issues found during testing:
The only minor issue I experienced when using the Vixen Gemstones was related to inserting the toy since it took me some time to figure out the ideal amount of lubrication, but that’s normal for this style of toy.
Otherwise, the only other factors that may affect your decision to purchase these beads are their linear sizing (meaning they don’t get bigger as you move toward the base), and the price.
Why Vixen Gemstones Extra Large is the best large anal beads:
- Quality: There’s no denying the role that the overall build quality of the Vixen Gemstones played in earning it the top spot with an average rating of 98%. I love being able to recommend something that I know will last my readers a literal lifetime and the lifetime warranty offered by Vixen is a clear indicator that it is made to do just that.
- Design: Some of the Vixen Gemstone’s notable design features include its seamless body, easy-to-use rectangular handle, flexible joints for added comfort, and a generally perfect balance of sturdiness and softness.
Features:
- Material: 100% platinum silicone
- Total Length: 18”
- Circumference: 5”
Pros:
- Made from premium silicone
- Crafted from seamless silicone for easy cleanup
- Doesn’t hold onto smell
- The exterior isn’t sticky feeling
- Lifetime warranty
- Ergonomically correct rectangular base
- Available in 4 sizes
Cons:
- Not the most budget-friendly at $129.99
- All beads are the same size
- Silicone must be properly lubricated for comfortable use.
2. Boneyard Ass Ballz: Our Budget Pick!
Why we love Boneyard Ass Ballz:
For folks that are looking for a more budget-friendly option than the Vixen Gemstones but aren’t willing to sacrifice quality, there’s the Boneyard Ass Ballz. This beauty comes in 3 different size options but, for this review, I obviously stuck with the Large.
Also made from 100% body-safe silicone, not a lower-grade polymer with a silicone coating, the Ass Ballz is completely body-safe and free of the chemical smell that sometimes accompanies jelly or PVC toys. That means you won’t have to worry about these high-quality anal beads melting, losing their shape, tearing, or staining.
The silicone used for this Boneyard set is also more solid than the Gemstones, which I describe as squeezable. When you bear down on them, they definitely put up a fight, and this solidness ended up being one of my favorite features. On top of that, from what I was told by our male panel members, the solidity made all the difference in prostate stimulation, which this toy is well-suited to deliver.
Seeing as the Ass Ballz set has the largest anal beads of any other toy in this review (coming in with a diameter of 1.6” versus the Gemstones’ 1.25”), I wasn’t underwhelmed by the inclusion of only four of them. The loop at the end isn’t anything special, though it is a must-have for anal toys as they keep them from getting sucked into your butt. I will say that appreciated the extra length of rope between the loop and the last ball, as it gives you more room to work with.
Minor issues found during testing:
Though the firmness of this set is what I loved most about it, it’s worth mentioning that its solidity, plus the sheer size of the anal balls, leaves very little wiggle room.
Unlike the Gemstones, which are flexible enough to move with you, this Boneyard set sits heavier and requires an experienced bum to even be able to manage its entire bulk.
Why Boneyard Ass Ballz is our budget pick:
- Price: Obviously, price is going to be the most-considered feature of our budget-friendly option. But at $57.95, this Boneyard set is not only affordable, but an incredible value considering its high-quality construction.
- Sensation: Despite only having four balls, the Ass Ballz set is well equipped—with its whopping ball size, weighted body, and delectable firmness—to deliver a powerful orgasm, whether you’re endowed with a prostate or not.
Features:
- Material: Silicone
- Total Length: 21”
- Circumference: 6.2”
Pros:
- Very budget-friendly ($57.95)
- Made from 100% silicone
- Features the largest anal beads
- Beads are very firm and filling
- The extra-long rope is perfect for depth play
Cons:
- Only four beads
- Exceptionally large and firm, which isn’t for everyone
3. NS Novelties Quad: Vibrating Anal Beads
Why we love NS Novelties Quad:
NS Novelties Quad puts a fun twist on the classic anal beads design. Not only are these beads attached via a thicker rod instead of a thin rope, but they also come equipped with a powerful motor that transforms this inconspicuous toy into vibrating beads of assorted sizes. Made with a body that is covered completely by 100% pure silicone, the Quad has a natural and gentle curve that is great for tickling all of those sensitive spots and I loved the sensation of a full rotation with it fully inserted.
Unlike other lengthy sex toys, which can kind of feel ‘probey,’ the silicone coating of the Quad is extremely soft and squishy, and its body is also flexible enough to manage an almost full 90-degree bend, allowing it to easily bend and shift along with your body’s natural curve. The beads increase in size as you move up the length. And I appreciated the decision to space them slightly apart, as it enhances sensation and also makes it easier to put yourself through a quick anal training session in preparation for the larger sizes.
Unfortunately, the largest bead is directly attached to the handle and is also its widest point. Because of this, I was shy to insert the Quad’s full length, as a slightly too-lubed grip could mean disaster if you lose control of the handle. For some people, this won’t be an issue. But when it comes to anal sex toys I always err on the side of caution. Aside from that, I was a huge fan of the extra-long handle and found it surprisingly comfy to thrust the whopping 5 inches of insertable length.
The Quad comes equipped with 5 speeds and 5 vibration patterns which I would describe as deep and rumbly, and +/- buttons on the base make it easy to cycle through the settings to find the perfect fit. When the fun is done, USB rechargeability makes it easy to get ready for round number 2. The only thing that’s missing is a remote control!
Minor issues found during testing:
My only real qualm with the NS Novelties Quad is the decision to attach the largest bead directly to the handle. Although the third bead is an already exceptionally girthy 1.6” wide, the 0.3” increase offered by the largest bead is a real pull for folks in the market for a super-sized toy.
Despite the lengthy handle acting as a solid fail-safe for inserting the last bead and the fact that 90% of folks using this toy probably insert it fully without a problem, as a sex expert I can’t recommend using it, as it negates the anal-safe aspect of the toy itself.
Aside from that, I would have loved for this toy to be waterproof instead of simply splash-proof, as it just allows for a more thorough post-play cleanup.
If you want a waterproof anal toy with quality vibrations, you can find good alternatives in our best anal vibrator roundup.
Why NS Novelties Quad is the best large vibrating anal beads:
- Price: Even though it is made from 100% silky smooth silicone, delivers powerful vibrations, and is USB rechargeable, the NS Novelties Quad is exceptionally affordable, coming in at $59, which is just a couple of dollars more expensive than our budget pick.
- Special features: There’s no denying the apparent wow factor of this toy. If the unique design of these high-quality anal beads wasn’t enough, the strong and rumbly vibrations are definitely enough to tip the scales in the right direction. The test reports were filled with awe of this quality product, and it handily beat the competition in this critical test category.
Features:
- Material: Silicone
- Total Length: 9.84”
- Insertable Length: 4.9”
- Circumference: 5”
Pros:
- Affordable for a vibrating toy ($59.00)
- Flexible body is extremely comfortable
- Beads are spaced out nicely
- USB rechargeable
- Vibrations are powerful and deep
- The handle is super comfy
- Made from 100% pure silicone
Cons:
- Not anal-safe when using the last bead
- Not completely waterproof
Other Good Alternatives
Lovehoney’s Beaded Black comes equipped with a suction cup base that can be fitted into a harness or attached to a window or mirror for hours of hands-free pleasure, with or without your partner. With a whopping 6.5” insertable length, fitted with 6 beads of increasing sizes, the Black Beaded delivers a super satisfying fill. The PVC plastic is also phthalate-free, latex-free, and flexible enough to bend with your body’s natural contours, making it super comfortable to wear for as long as your heart desires.
I consider Blush Anal Adventures to be our most beginner-friendly set. Though they’re large enough to still be considered one of the largest, they have a unique design, which starts with a small bead and then rotates between small and large anal balls until you hit the widest point, which is a whopping 1.5”. The body-safe silicone is silky smooth, soft to the touch, and has a little bit of give, which is ideal for less experienced butts. Just lube up your Blush Anal Adventures with your favorite water-based lubricant and you’re good to go!
The Boneyard Drop-Kick comes complete with added weights, which brings the set to a whopping 200 grams or 7 ounces total. The combination of the 4 nicely sized beads themselves, plus the added weights, is a sensation that can’t be contended with. If you’re not ready for the 18.5” insertable length offered by this bad boy, you can start with the size Medium, which is 5” shorter and half as heavy.
Gold Digger is a set of metal anal beads, made from a super lightweight aluminum that is firm and also beautiful to look at. The non-porous material makes it super easy to clean and has the added benefit of being suitable for temperature play, allowing users to bring an extra dose of sensation to the bedroom. You can use the toy in a thrusting motion for maximum stimulation, or insert it fully, stopping at the flared base, and wear it all day – the choice is yours!
Tree Large by SquarePegToys is not for the faint of heart! Better suited for advanced prostate play, thanks to its gently curved design, it also fits into your harness since it comes equipped with an extra-wide base. This is by far the largest toy included in this review, which expands to an extraordinary 10.4” around at its widest point. It’s also 14.5” long, with the bulk of it being insertable, so make sure that you know what you’re getting into before ordering! Available in two colors; bronze and silver, it is manufactured in the USA using US-sourced platinum-grade soft silicone.
What Are Large Anal Beads?
Large anal beads are a super-sized version of a classic style of anal sex toy with girthy, smooth-to-the-touch balls spaced anywhere from 0.5” – 1” apart on a sturdy string. A rectangular or circular base on one end is a must-have for these toys, as it prevents them from getting sucked in your bum and makes the removal of your beads easier post-play.
Related: 5 Best Long Anal Beads, Ranked By A Sexologist [Video]
How To Use Large Anal Beads?
Although anyone purchasing large beads will likely have ample experience with anal, it never hurts to have a refresher on proper-toy use.
- Always start by thoroughly cleansing both your beads and anus using warm water and mild soap, avoiding getting any soap inside your ass. You might even consider an enema or douche since using toys of this size can get messy.
- Then, you’ll likely have to use either your fingers or a smaller anal plug to gently stretch your anus in preparation – don’t forget the lube!
- When you’re fully prepped, with a good silicone coating on at least two of the beads and the cord in between them, begin popping the anal beads in one by one. Take it slow and steady, and enjoy a small pause after each bead while your body adjusts. You may insert the full length or find that only one or two balls deliver enough sensation for starters.
- Stimulate yourself using a vibrator or your or your partner’s digits to the brink of orgasm and then begin removing the balls for an extra-juicy orgasm.
- Once the fun is over, remove each ball slowly and rinse your toy from tip to base using the instructions in the next section.
Mastering your large silicone anal beads may not happen overnight, but here is some extra information to help you make the most of your new toy.
How To Clean Large Anal Beads?
Since sex toys have been linked to negative health implications when they aren’t cleaned correctly, proper cleaning and storage of your toy is of the utmost importance. [3]
- When the fun is done, take your toy directly to the sink for a good clean. Start by wetting it with warm water and wash each anal bead and its in-between rope length with soap or a sex toy cleaner.
- After rinsing off all the soap with warm water, dry your toy off using a clean towel – make sure not to miss any of the cracks and crevices.
- Once completely dry, store your anal beads in a cloth bag to keep them debris-free until you’re ready for round 2.
For everything you need to know about proper sex toy maintenance, including tips for improving its longevity, check out our extensive cleaning guide.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
What lube to use with large anal beads?
Since most anal beads are made from high-quality silicone, they’re best suited for use with extra-thick water-based lubes, or a silicone hybrid. However, if yours is made from metal, feel free to break out your favorite silicone lubricant.
How to store large anal beads?
You can use the same procedure to store your biggest anal beads as the rest of your sex toys; simply ensure that they are completely clean and dry before popping them in a bag and storing them on your bedside table or up high in your closet.
You can find more tips on how to properly store your anal toys in this guide.
How to make your own large anal beads?
Large anal beads are a style of toy that can send you straight to the hospital if made poorly or used incorrectly. For that reason, it’s best to stick to well-made toys and avoid trying to DIY a set at home. That being said, other household items can prove useful if you’re in a pinch.
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