Homemade Prostate Massager: PRO TIPS From A Sex Toy Tester!

Featured imageI know. Building a homemade prostate massager may seem like a good idea to save some money, but it can be a risky business. Do you REALLY want to risk an infection or injury to save a few bucks? I think not. Plus, let’s not forget the potential embarrassment of explaining to your doctor how you managed to hurt yourself with a carrot. So, to avoid any awkward conversations or painful mishaps, it’s best to leave toy-making to the experts and invest in something like Lovehoney High Roller, which you can buy for only $79.99.

However, we are well aware that not everyone has access to online sex toy retailers or walk-in sex shops, so have we listed some semi-safe ideas for those folks below. But please try them with care!


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Tim LarsonWhen it comes to exploring new forms of sexual pleasure, it’s crucial to have accurate and reliable information to ensure your safety and well-being. That’s where Tim Larson, our experienced sex educator, comes in. With extensive knowledge of most sex toys on the market, he is in an excellent position to provide the most accurate and reliable information on making DIY prostate massagers.

Mr. Larson and his team tested each method and included tips to avoid any potential risks or complications. They also included information on how to properly clean and maintain them for future use. With his recommendations, you can trust that you’re creating a DIY prostate toy that is both safe and enjoyable to use.

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What is a Homemade Prostate Massager?

Homemade prostate massagers are DIY anal toys for males made from materials commonly found around the house. The main reason to build your own is the customization possibilities, allowing individuals to experiment with different shapes and sizes until they find what suits them best.

All the prostate massagers we tested

Note: The image above shows our top-ranked prostate massagers that we personally tested. We recommend reading this article to better understand that a homemade hack is never going to match the performance of a professionally manufactured product. Especially the LELO Loki Wave hits the P-Spot infinitely better than a homemade device will ever do. (full review here)

 


Are Homemade Prostate Massagers Safe?

No. homemade prostate massagers are absolutely not safe and should be avoided at all costs. Below are just a few of the reasons why they are unsafe:

  1. First and foremost, homemade toys may not be designed with safety and effectiveness in mind, leading to discomfort or even injury.
  2. They may also not be properly sterilized, causing infections and other sexual health complications.
  3. Homemade sex toys may not be made with high-quality materials that are safe for use in the body, which can lead to allergic reactions or other health problems.
  4. Furthermore, building a household prostate massager can be time-consuming and may require specialized tools or materials, which can be difficult to obtain.
  5. Finally, any homemade prostate stimulator will not be as effective at stimulating the prostate and providing pleasure as professionally made devices, which can lead to a less enjoyable experience. Therefore, it is highly recommended to purchase a real prostate massager from a reputable manufacturer instead of attempting to create your own device.

We also recommend that you read our article on how to use a prostate massager to learn some basic tips.

 


Some Semi-Safe DIY Prostate Massager Ideas

There are a few semi-safe ideas made from body-safe materials that you can try out at your own risk. While these may not be as safe as using a proper prostate massager or your finger, they can still provide decent pleasure if built correctly.

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1. Fruits and Vegetables

Fruits and vegetables are a decent body-safe idea for a prostate massage. The main benefit is that most are already penis shaped with a curved tip so they don’t require a ton of work beforehand. We have used cucumbers, carrots, and bananas with great success in the past but anything with a curve, a tapered tip, and a phallic shape will do (just make sure it’s firm enough).

But please note that you can’t just start using them right away. You must first ensure they are spot-clean and free of any sharp edges or points. Using a condom over the fruit or vegetable can also help prevent any potential harm or infections.

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2. Electric Toothbrush

Electric toothbrushes are a decent option since they are somewhat penis-shaped and have a vibration function. However, please use a soft-bristled toothbrush and verify it’s clean and free of any toothpaste or other substances. Pro Tip: You can also use it to gently massage the external P-spot area, i.e. the perineum.

Electric Toothbrush

3. Candles

Similar to the electric toothbrush, candles can be used as a makeshift prostate massager. Please choose a candle made of a safe material such as beeswax or soy wax and ensure it’s free of any sharp edges or points. Pro Tip: The candle can be inserted into the anus and the base can be used to massage the prostate area.

4. Hairbrush

No wooden spoon? Then a hairbrush is the next best thing. Just ensure to use hairbrushes with a smooth handle and clean it thoroughly before use. We also recommend using a latex condom with this one since they may harbor a lot of germs.

A hairbrush

5. Clone-A-Willy

The Clone-A-Willy kit is hands-down the best homemade prostate massager because it’s safe, relatively quick, and anyone can do it (yes, making this is not rocket science). The kit allows you to create a silicone replica of your penis, which in theory can be used as a prostate massager as long as it has some kind of curvature. We tested a kit earlier this year and you can read more about Clone-A-Willy here.

The Clone-A-Willy box

It’s important to make sure that the object is clean, free of any sharp edges or points, and that it’s used in a gentle and safe manner. If you experience any pain or discomfort, it’s important to stop immediately and seek medical attention if necessary.

 


Not Safe At All Ideas

We highly suggest avoiding any of the below hacks as they can potentially cause harm to your body and easily send you to the emergency room. Let’s sound like Captain Obvious and start by saying we must stay away from anything sharp (duh!):

1. Anything Sharp

Using sharp or pointed objects as a prostate massager is extremely dangerous as it can cause cuts, punctures, and infections in your anus lining. It’s not worth the risk of injuring yourself for a moment of pleasure. Listen to the experts when they say stimulating prostate glands takes more than that!

2. Large Objects

Using large objects such as bottles, cans, or other household items can also be dangerous as they may be too big or too rigid, causing tearing or damage to the rectum and your delicate prostate tissue lining. It’s important to only use objects that are specifically designed for prostate stimulation.

3. Household Objects Without A Base

Please remember that a human anus is strong at sucking objects inside (with the help of anal sphincter muscles ) so avoid using household objects that are not designed properly for the sake of your own body. Objects without a flared base can easily get stuck inside you.

4. Glass Objects

Never insert glass objects into your rectum unless it’s a branded borosilicate product from a reputable manufacturer. The same goes for clay or wood objects.

 


Why Is it Better To Buy Commercial Products?

Manufacturer

Authentic prostate massagers are designed with safety and effectiveness in mind. They are made by industry experts with a deep understanding of the anatomy of the prostate and how to stimulate it effectively.

A man holding a lube bottle

They are also designed to be safe for use in the body and to provide pleasure without causing harm or discomfort. These devices go well with natural lubrication (but you still need to lube up) unlike household items that need an extra set of preparation and precaution.

Safety

Homemade devices may not be sterilized properly, which can lead to infections and other health complications: One of the main concerns with a fully homemade prostate massager is it doesn’t always go well with some sex toy cleaners. This can lead to infections and other health complications that can be avoided by using a professionally made device. Every factory-made product is designed to be safe and hygienic, and sterilized before they are sold to customers.

Lovehoney High Roller

Lovehoney High Roller (image above) is one of our favorite products. It’s a cost-effective prostate massage that automatically tops all homemade anal toys when it comes to safety. If that isn’t a good deal for you, I don’t know what is.

Build Quality

Branded prostate massagers are made with body-safe, hypoallergenic, and non-toxic materials that are safe for use in the body. They are also designed to be used for extended periods without causing any harm or discomfort.

Pro Tip: In the image above, you can see some of the products we tested in our best prostate dildo article. All of them are high-performing massagers that are 100% safe for the body. Read our roundup review to learn more.

Effectiveness

Professional devices are specifically designed to stimulate the prostate effectively, something that homemade devices are not. They also have many different intensity levels and vibrations, allowing users to customize their experience to their liking. Some even come with a phone app or remote control, adding extra spice to the experience.

Prostate anatomy

Pro tip: The male P-spot is generally easier to hit when you have a curved-shaped toy, like the nJoy Pure Wand. It gets the job done with ease and guarantees you a strong prostate orgasm!

Convenience

When you buy a professional device, you don’t need to spend time building a device that may or may not work as intended. Instead, you enter the store web address in the browser, add the toy to your shopping cart, and press the purchase button. Voila! Now you have the toy delivered to you in the next few days (Or the next day if you use Amazon Prime).

A person buying from an online sex toy retailer

This also ensures the device is safe, effective, and easy to use. Moreover, real prostate massagers are usually sold with instructions and guidelines on how to use them properly, ensuring that users can enjoy a safe and pleasurable experience. Plus let’s not forget the warranty and return policy.

Tim

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