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Pelvic floor workouts aren’t exactly cocktail party material – nobody’s leaning over a spritz to ask “How’s your hammock muscle holding up?” But strong scaffolding down there pays off where it counts: better orgasms, fewer sneeze disasters, and a little swagger in your hips.
Satisfyer’s V Balls landed on my desk, promising simple, cheeky training. Over five weeks, I wore them while folding laundry, walking the dog, and doom-scrolling through emails—my own version of cross-training. Spoiler: They didn’t turn me into Wonder Woman overnight, but they did earn a permanent spot in my gym drawer and some stiff competition for my favorite vibes.
The Satisfyer V Balls turn boring chores and Netflix binges into stealth power sessions. The trio of weights makes progression satisfying, the silicone feels lush (even if it collects fluff like a street cat), and the fifteen-year warranty is bananas.
They’re not flashy. No rumble, no app, no ego. Just simple, solid training you can sneak into real life.
Who Should Try It? Anyone craving no-fuss pelvic training, postpartum warriors cleared for action, or partners keen on stronger squeezes.
Who Can Skip It? If you need constant vibrating feedback, coaching apps, or you’re starting with a seriously weakened pelvic floor, you might want to begin lighter and slower.
You Can Buy It on Peep Show Toys or Adam & Eve for $30.
Table Of Contents
What Are The Satisfyer V Balls?
The Satisfyer V Kegel Balls are a trio of non-vibrating Ben Wa Balls: 79g (mint), 114g (blush), and 150g (coral). Each ball is covered with a smooth coat of medical-grade silicone and sports a stretchy retrieval cord that feels somewhere between a rubber band and a ramen noodle.
No buzz, no app, no drama. You pop one in, gravity does its thing, and your pelvic floor muscles fire up to keep it from making a surprise exit. When the light one feels easy, you graduate to the next. It’s basically weighted bangles – for your vagina.
Why three weights? Because hope sells. Struggling with one giant heavy ball feels like gym class trauma. Climbing a light-to-heavy ladder feels like winning Mario levels. In week one, you’re shyly squeezing during emails; in week four, you’re rescuing Princess Orgasm.
Unboxing & First Impressions
Unboxing
As you can see in the image below, the V Balls arrived looking more like a skincare sampler than a sex toy – pastel box, minimalist line art, no lingerie models winking at you. Crack it open, and three sherbet-colored spheres lounge in foam like bougie truffles.
What really sold me, though? The little cardboard pull tab that lifts the tray when you first open it. It’s a small thing, but it makes the whole experience feel premium-like unboxing something expensive and personal, not seedy. Honestly, it’s one of the best unboxings I’ve had recently. And if you’re about to put something inside your body, that first hit of high quality settles the nerves fast.
Better yet, the box isn’t just pretty – it’s useful. The outside has visual graphics showing different exercises you can try, and inside there’s an in-depth user guide (image below) that actually explains how to level up safely. No need to guess what to do next or risk winging it like an amateur kegeler.
Quick Specs
Satisfyer V Kegel Balls keep things straightforward with these basics:
- Diameter: 35mm (all three)
- Length with loop: 155mm
- Weights: 79g (mint), 114g (blush), 150g (coral)
- Materials: Matte silicone over a stainless steel core
- Warranty: 15 years
How to Use the Satisfyer V Balls?
Using the Satisfyer V Kegel Balls is blissfully low-tech: wash the mint ball, dab on water-based lube, angle it towards your tailbone like a polite tampon, and leave the loop peeking out.
If you’ve never used weighted Kegel balls before, you might be wondering why you’d need a plan at all. Here’s the thing: much like lifting weights at the gym, you don’t start with the heaviest dumbbell and hope for the best. You work your way up slowly, letting your muscles adapt and get stronger without straining yourself into next week. That’s where the V-Ladder plan comes in: a simple, week-by-week progression that lets you build up your pelvic floor strength without feeling overwhelmed.
My “V-Ladder” Plan
- Week 1 – Mint 79g: Start light and easy. Wear the mint ball for 10–15 minutes while doing simple tasks like unloading the dishwasher, walking the dog, or answering emails. You’ll probably forget it’s even there until you sneeze or laugh. Focus on getting used to the feeling without overthinking it. It’s about teaching your muscles to respond naturally without feeling like you’re doing a boot camp between your legs.
- Week 2 – Still Mint, flirting with Blush 114g: Once mint feels like no big deal, stretch the wear time to around 20 minutes. Try adding in two sets of 10 glute bridges and 10 walking lunges if you want to spice it up. This week is all about gently upping the ante without losing that casual, “I’m just living my life” vibe. If Mint starts feeling like wearing a loose bracelet, it’s probably time to flirt with the heavier blush ball.
- Week 3 – Blush 114g: Time to swap to blush and see what you’re made of. Wear it for 20–25 minutes while running errands, climbing stairs, or sitting through a whole Netflix episode. The weight shift is real-you’ll feel the ball move slightly with every step, triggering micro-contractions that add up fast. By now, you’ll catch yourself automatically clenching tighter without thinking about it. Secret superpowers, unlocked.
- Week 4 – Coral 150g: The final boss move. Coral is chunky, demanding, and satisfying once you can handle it. Limit sessions to 10–15 minutes max and stick to upright activities like bodyweight squats, slow strolls, or even folding laundry with a little added sass. Coral turns everyday movement into a low-key pelvic CrossFit session. Survive it, and your orgasms (and bladder control) will thank you.
Rest days matter. And if you need a hack, pair wear time with habits: morning emails, podcasts, bribing yourself through chores. And yes, you can mix and match weights based on mood or masochism level.
My Personal Experience
Wearing the V Balls for the first week felt like hiding a secret coin in my shoe. Mint slipped in quietly, barely noticeable unless I sneezed or reached for the top shelf. I squeezed my way through avocados at the supermarket, and nobody batted an eye.
In week two, blush made itself known – each stair felt like a pelvic deadlift. I started timing squeezes to boring meetings, pulsing during budget talks like a secret rebellion.
By week four, coral was in. Slipping it in before a rainy-day cleaning binge felt like hitching a kettlebell to my cervix – intense but weirdly satisfying. Fifteen minutes later, I was high-fiving my own reflection.
That night, during lazy sex, I pulsed on command and – surprise! – hit a penetration-only orgasm I hadn’t seen in ages. Lay there afterward thinking, “Well. That escalated quickly.”
Later that week, I dared myself to wear coral while baking banana bread. Let’s just say my pelvic floor got an extra workout flipping cakes and clenching through oven squats. Domestic goddess? Maybe. Secret badass? Definitely.
Design
The Satisfyer V Balls stick to the classic sphere-on-a-string look but with some smart upgrades. The matte silicone looks like it belongs in an Apple Store, and the thick loop doesn’t feel like dental floss. It’s a bit long though – if you’re rocking skinny jeans, it might peek more than you’d like.
Only nitpick? The pastel color scheme feels very “gender reveal.” For my Alt-girl tastes, a charcoal option would’ve been sexier.
Material and Quality
The V Balls use a velvety, seamless silicone that warms fast – no weird plastic vibes to kill the mood. Fresh out of the box, there’s just a faint new-yoga-mat smell that rinses away.
Downside? That matte finish is a lint magnet. Expect rogue sock fluff if you leave them roaming free. A pouch should have been non-negotiable.
Build-wise, they’re tough. Mine survived a bathroom tile drop without a dent. Five weeks in, the silicone looks flawless and the embossed weight markers are still readable.
How It Feels
Sensation-wise, they are pure gravity games. No motors, no cheap buzz – just you, your muscles, and a silent little dare tucked inside. Mint whispers, “Hold me,” blush growls, “Try harder,” and Coral shouts, “Earn me, you coward.”
Walking around with coral feels like balancing a hidden shot put. Silent on the outside, but your core’s having a full-on gym session. No one knows… unless you start smirking while squeezing in line at the post office.
Pro tip: pairing coral with a brisk dog walk is dangerous business. Halfway around the block, I was clenching so hard I nearly gave myself a standing orgasm next to the bins.
Ease of Use
The Satisfyer V Balls keep faff to a minimum: slick on a bit of lube, pop it in, and forget about it – until you sneeze and suddenly remember your little passenger. Removal’s just as drama-free: a gentle tug on the loop while bearing down, and out it slips without any wrestling match.
Cleaning’s blessedly simple too. A quick warm, soapy rinse after each use keeps things fresh, and if you’re feeling holy (or just avoiding a science experiment in your knickers), a five-minute boil on Sundays does the deep cleanse.
My main gripe? No storage pouch. For something that’s supposed to live in intimate places, leaving it to roll around in a drawer feels a bit grim. Which is why my mint ball currently sleeps in a clean sock – glamorous, I know. Exactly the luxe spa treatment every pelvic floor deserves.
Versatility
The V Balls moonlight as shower buddies, yoga partners, and even clandestine desk stress toys (squeeze the loop, not your boss). No motors means they’re pool-safe, bath-safe, and TSA-friendly – though good luck explaining them at security.
Wear one during foreplay, tug it out with a flourish, and suddenly everything feels snugger and way more interesting.
Plus, if you’re feeling daring, try wearing the mint ball during a slow, stretching yoga session. I’m just saying – downward dog takes on a whole new flavor.
Warranty and Support
Satisfyer backs the V Balls with a fifteen-year warranty – longer than most marriages. Register online and you’re covered. I even emailed to ask if a toilet dive voids it – they offered a discounted replacement. Fair enough.
Minor Issues I Found While Testing
Using the V Balls isn’t all roses. Remote-free means no feedback – great for DIY types, tricky for anyone needing hand-holding.
Linty loops happen fast without a pouch. Color icons look cute but are useless pre-coffee. And that coral heavyweight? Intimidating if your pelvic floor’s still on crutches.
Also, be ready for a little trial-and-error. Not every day is “Level Boss Mode.” Some days you’re the one getting benched.
If you want to see what the Satisfyer V Balls look like and how to use them, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below (It’s the fourth product in the YouTube video below):
Alternatives
Femme Funn Momenta Kegel Balls
Femme Funn’s Silicone Kegel Balls lean a little more high-tech, with vibrating features and slightly softer silicone. They’re amazing if you want buzz with your squeeze, but at a steeper price point. Plus, you lose that pure “gravity-only” flex that builds muscle the old-school way.
You can read my full Femme Funn Momenta Kegel Balls review here.
Fifty Shades Tighten and Tense Silicone Jiggle Balls
This set brings two different ball weights wrapped in a luxe, darker silicone finish. No vibration, but lovely for stepping up from basic Kegels. Downsides? No progression ladder like the V Balls – you’re swapping sizes, not leveling up through real weight jumps. Still, they feel incredibly sleek and travel better than some.
You can read my full Fifty Shades Tighten and Tense Silicone Jiggle Balls review here.
Do you want more options? We have tested many more Kegel balls in this article.
I am Sold! Where Can I Buy It?
You can buy it on Peep Show Toys using this link.
Thanks for reading my Satisfyer V Kegel Balls review!
Rachel
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