Are you looking for a sex toy that gives you a realistic blow job? Then you came to the right place! We’ve used numerous blowjob simulators over the years. So many that I’ve lost count. We also went shopping for more to see what’s new this year.
After testing them all, we firmly believe the highest-rated blowjob machine is Kiiroo Keon. It topped last year’s list and it tops it again this year. Their superior ergonomic design, app, VR compatibility, unique texture, and user-friendly tactile buttons reinforced their position as the most effective model today.
Update: Seeing the positive response, we went out of our way to negotiate a special deal with Kiiroo for you! If you buy Keon using the Kiiroo link below, you get a 10% discount at checkout!
Test Winner: Kiiroo Keon
Kiiroo Keon + PowerBlow got the highest rating in our review. Among the blowjob machines we reviewed, Kiiroo Keon was the best performer. We added the PowerBlow accessory to the equation to offer even better suction power.
Premium: AutoBlow AI Ultra
Among the models we reviewed, AutoBlow AI Ultra stood out because of its impressive luxury and premium aspects. Unlike its predecessor, the AutoBlow AI+, it boasts immersive sensations and remarkable bells and whistles, like the video syncing feature.
Hands-Free: Lovense Solace
Lovense Solace was the highest-rated among the hands-free models. It reminded us of Max 2, but a more refined and slimmer version. Unlike other review samples, the masturbator’s hands-free desk mount significantly enhanced the user experience.
Table Of Contents
- Why You Should Trust Us
- How We Picked The Products
- Everything We Tested
- 1. Kiiroo Keon + PowerBlow: Our Overall Test Winner!
- 2. AutoBlow AI Ultra: Our Premium Pick!
- 3. Lovense Solace: Most Effective For Hands-Free Play!
- 4. AutoBlow VacuGlide: Most Powerful Suction!
- 5. La Bocca Della Verita: Our Budget Pick!
- 6. Fleshlight Universal Launch: Most Versatile!
- 7. LELO F1s V2: Most High Tech!
- 8. Fun Factory Cobra Libre II: Frenulum Stimulation!
- 9. Lovense Calor: Warming Feature
- What Is A Blowjob Machine?
- But Why Should I Buy One?
- Types of Blowjob Machines
- Do Blowjob Machines Feel Realistic?
- How To Clean A Blowjob Machine?
- How To Use a Blowjob Machine?
- Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
Why You Should Trust Us
Since Tim Larson started My Sex Toy Guide in 2016, the site has grown significantly. We have assembled a winning team of sex experts, researchers, writers, and marketers to ensure we excel in service delivery. Over the last few years, we have transitioned from a small niche blog to one of the most popular sexual health and wellness hubs, with millions of readers benefiting from our reviews and guides.
For this article, Tim preselected dozens of devices before summoning his colleagues and compiling a list of sex toy selling points to guide the self-testing exercise. Ultimately, we reviewed the findings, using a multi-cultured approach to pick the best models for different users.
If you have any questions for Tim, please call him at +1 307-372-3895 or send an email to [email protected]. Please include your name, phone number, and email address to make it easy for her to get back to you promptly.
How We Picked The Products
As you can imagine, there are dozens of blow job machines and it’d be impossible to test all of them. So, I handed out a questionnaire to the team at My Sex Toy Guide to learn more about their favorite models and the precise pointers that led them to buy the specific models.
I picked the most outstanding recommendations from the answers and distributed them among the sex experts and researchers for thorough testing. Some devices we featured on last year’s list, like Autoblow AI+, Kiiroo Titan, and Fleshlight Quickshot Launch, were not included this year since there are better models today. I also well-defined test criteria that we could measure on a scale from 0 to 100. These included the following:
- Size: You want a masturbator covering about 2/3, if not the entire length of your penis. We measured all test samples to ensure you know the exact length and width to expect before you buy the masturbator.
- Design: Like other sex toys, the design is crucial. Besides determining how easy it is to use the product, it amplifies the quality of sensations. For this reason, I recommended that the team sample different masturbator designs, so everyone has something to enjoy regardless of their sexual desires.
- Settings: The more the number of settings, the better. After all, the most effective product is the one you can build up to explosive orgasms gradually. In addition, more settings make it ideal for beginners and experienced users because you can easily regulate it to match your needs.
- Stimulations: Besides the regular automated stroking, we prioritized devices with realistic stimulations. Full stop.
- Ease of Use: How intuitive do you like your device to be? While you can’t achieve a similar result on all masturbators, we prioritized the user-friendly ones.
- Material: Like other sex toys, we only included high-quality blowjob machines in this article. Quality can be relative, but only those made from body-safe materials and whose design quality represented the highest level of craftsmanship made it.
- Battery: USB-rechargeable batteries are more affordable than conventional disposable models in the long run. In addition, they’re environmentally friendly. For these reasons, the rechargeable models enjoyed a higher position in the pecking order.
- Special Features: Flexibility in accommodating different sleeves was among the bells and whistles we looked into when picking the review samples. Other unique features included a waterproof design, VR & AI compatibility, dedicated mobile or remote control, voice control, and technologies like cruise control.
During testing, we rated each test criterion on a percentage scale from 0% (Worst) to 100% (Best). We then calculated the overall score using different weighted metrics depending on the importance of the test criteria. Half the total rating comes from Size (25%) and Design (25%). After that comes Settings (10%), Stimulations (10%), Ease of Use (10%), Material (10%), Battery (5%), and Special Features (5%).
After the 30-day testing session, the team came back with the findings. I used my testing report to compare it with my colleagues, picking any similarities and noting major differences for the next step, analysis.
It took me about 26 hours of comparison and analysis to refine the number and have clear top-pick favorites. I also deliberated with our lead Sexologist Rachel Sommer. It’s from the outstanding teamwork and collective effort that we believe these are the best blowjob machines.
Everything We Tested
In this chapter, you can see a comparison table with all the products we tested. As you can see, each row has the test criteria our team used during the testing. To make our testing process even more transparent, we also included the raw test data so you can see how the products performed with each test criteria.
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| Name | Kiiroo Keon | Onyx+ | AI Ultra | AI Plus | Lovense Solace | VacuGlide | Milker | La Bocca | Max 2 | Universal Launch | Quickshot Launch | The Handy | F1s V2 | Arcwave Ion | Cobra Libre II | Lovense Gush | Calor | Blowmotion |
| Category | Best Overall | Discreet Alternative | Premium | ED Alternative | Hands-Free | Powerful Suction | Suction Alternative | Budget | Vibration Alternative | Versatile | Versatile Alternative | Versatile Alternative | High-Tech | High-Tech Alternative | Frenulum Stimulation | App Control Alternative | Warming Feature | Compact Alternative |
| Average Rating | 94% | 91% | 93% | 92% | 90% | 89% | 85% | 92% | 89% | 90% | 84% | 89% | 88% | 89% | 87% | 90% | 84% | 85% |
| Size | 94% | 92% | 93% | 91% | 88% | 92% | 86% | 90% | 90% | 94% | 92% | 92% | 87% | 90% | 80% | 93% | 89% | 84% |
| Design | 89% | 87% | 92% | 89% | 89% | 91% | 87% | 89% | 84% | 85% | 94% | 84% | 86% | 86% | 87% | 86% | 83% | 85% |
| Stimulation | 94% | 90% | 95% | 92% | 88% | 88% | 85% | 93% | 90% | 88% | 95% | 87% | 87% | 85% | 97% | 90% | 80% | 88% |
| Ease of Use | 96% | 89% | 90% | 93% | 95% | 92% | 80% | 90% | 85% | 90% | 95% | 91% | 82% | 92% | 89% | 88% | 84% | 80% |
| Battery Life | 95% | 85% | 88% | 90% | 90% | 90% | 89% | 92% | 92% | 87% | 92% | 89% | 90% | 89% | 85% | 84% | 85% | 84% |
| Build Quality | 92% | 92% | 91% | 87% | 89% | 89% | 84% | 91% | 89% | 89% | 93% | 87% | 86% | 88% | 84% | 92% | 82% | 85% |
| Special Features | 93% | 90% | 97% | 91% | 90% | 91% | 82% | 88% | 87% | 89% | 90% | 85% | 83% | 89% | 86% | 90% | 83% | 83% |
| Price & Value | 91% | 89% | 90% | 87% | 87% | 90% | 80% | 96% | 94% | 88% | 93% | 90% | 89% | 90% | 84% | 94% | 92% | 86% |
| Price Tag | $279 | $219.99 | $299.95 | $239.95 | $189 | $199.95 | $850.50 – $1,064.99 | $899.95 | $99 | $199.95 | $269.95 | $199 | $172 – $229 | $199 | $129.99 | $99 | $139.99 | $53.99 |
| Material | ABS, P.C., & Silicone | ABS & POM | Silicone & ABS | Silicone & ABS | Silicone & ABS | ABS | Silicone, Rubber, & ABS | ABS Plastic, Aluminum & Silicone | ABS & TPE | ABS | ABS & PU | Silicone, TPE & ABS | Silicone & Aluminum Alloy | Silicone & ABS | Silicone & Plastic | Silicone | Silicone & ABS | Silicone |
| Insertable Length | 9 inches | 6.5 inches | N/A | 7.8 inches | 6.6 inches | 8.5 inches | 3 - 9 inches | 5.1 inches | 9.5 inches | 8.5 inches | N/A | 4.5 inches | 4.5 inches | N/A | 3.5 inches | 3.39 inches | 6.02 inches | 3 inches |
1. Kiiroo Keon + PowerBlow: Our Overall Test Winner!
Why we love Kiiroo Keon + PowerBlow:
Kiiroo Keon with the Powerblow accessory was the highest-rated blowjob machine among the products we tested. Period. Especially the Powerblow accessory was a game changer, and unlike the traditional suction cup, the automatic attachment gives you more control over the sensations, making blowjobs more explosive and realistic.
Let’s address the design first. Right from the unboxing, we loved the ergonomic build, and it felt like an upgrade to the other Kiiroo products we’ve reviewed in the past. The team was skeptical because of the massive size, but it became evident that the well-thought-out design negated the dimensions. Of course, it can be a problem for people with mobility issues or weaker hands, but it won’t be something a regular user won’t handle.
Note: You probably won’t be packing the unit for a weekend getaway, but the weighty build comes in handy at home. It gives the masturbator a steady base that makes the experience more fulfilling.
The PowerBlow’s design was fantastic as well. Everything from its small, compact size to the shape and button placement makes it easy to use with different strokers. “I think Kiiroo did a great job of fitting automatic suction capabilities in the compact and good-looking accessory,” says Shane Davis. “Fitting it over the Feel Stroker was straightforward, and so was taking it off”, Shane added.
Something else we noted was the phenomenal build quality. Kiiroo is known worldwide for making exceptional products, and the Keon + PowerBlow combo was no exception. We were worried it would be brittle, but the plastic body (image above) felt sturdy, squashing any doubts about longevity. In addition, the stroker connects with Keon swiftly, and it didn’t feel like something we had to nurse into place in fear of breaking.
Unlike other strokers, Kiiroo developed its own, moving away from the Fleshlight collaboration. The testers noted how pleasurable the sleeve (image below) felt, with the smooth TPE material wrapping the penis gracefully. Its Helix Power texture was similar to the renowned Stamina Training Unit (STU), emphasizing a balance between intensity and coziness. “The mix of a tight wall and firm bumps made for an incredible blend of sensations that outdid other strokers in my collection,” emphasizes Tim Larson.
Kiiroo Keon’s versatility was another aspect we couldn’t ignore. Besides the straightforward manual mode that made it easy to regulate the stroke speed and length using the buttons on either side, we loved the endless bells and whistles when we connected it to the Feel Connect app (image below). Everything from toy to toy connectivity (vagina owners can use Pearl3) to long-distance control and adult sites’ connectivity; the experience was out of this world.
We should point out that it took a few minutes to get everything set up, but switching between different adult content websites and enjoying real-time connectivity with Pearl3 was impeccable. Read more on how to connect the masturbator with the websites and interactive products here.
Alternative: Kiiroo Onyx+ and Realm Edition
If you want a more discreet blowjob machine, Kiiroo Onyx+ and Realm Edition are good options. They have more compact bodies and not Keon’s chunky dimensions. Like Kiiroo Keon, it’s compatible with the Feel Connect app, opening your world to possibilities like interactive VR content, long-distance sex, and toy-to-toy interactivity. While most reviewers have described it as gentler and not as hands-free as the Keon, we loved how immersive, versatile, and complex the sensations felt.
You can check the full specs in this Kiiroo Onyx Realm review right here.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Unfortunately, Kiiroo Keon’s weight will deter some users, especially those with weaker hands and limited mobility. The PowerBlow also adds a bit of weight, further making the masturbator unideal for someone with weak or injured wrists. LELO F1s V2 is an ideal alternative if you fall into this category. The lightweight product simulates intercourse as well.
We wouldn’t recommend the product to people who are not into syncing their sex toys with mobile apps, long-distance sex, and connecting with their lover’s toys. If you’re not tech-savvy, go for the more straightforward, quick wank options like the ArcWave Ion.
Why Kiiroo Keon + PowerBlow is the best blowjob machine:
- Design: Our testers highlighted the bundle design, describing it as the most effective among the review samples. Besides the massive size that might be problematic for people with weaker wrists, Keon’s ergonomic build and straightforward control interface enhanced the user experience. The PowerBlow accessory’s compact size and ease of use were also impressive. In addition, controlling it with the built-in button and mobile app was straightforward.
- Build Quality: The team was skeptical about the plastic body, but it became clear that the masturbator was more robust than anticipated. It felt incredibly stable on the hands and there were no doubts about its durability. In addition, Kiiroo made the machine and stroker, so you don’t have to worry about compatibility – the sleeve slides into the product with ease. More importantly, it pops out as just as easy, making cleaning and maintenance straightforward.
- Versatility: Unlike most other models, the Kiiroo Keon and PowerBlow bundle offered numerous play options. Whether you’re masturbating solo and looking for a quick wank or you want to sync with adult content sites, there’s something for everyone. My colleagues were especially fascinated by the toy-to-toy interactivity that allowed for real-time immersion between Kiiroo Keon and Pearl3.
If you want to see what Kiiroo Keon looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
For those who want to learn more about the features of our overall test winner, here are the Kiiroo Keon and Kiiroo PowerBlow reviews.
Features:
- Material: ABS Plastic, PU Foam, Silicone, & TPE
- Length: 9.05″, 2.8″ (PowerBlow)
- Width: 3.62″, 2.4″ (PowerBlow)
Pros:
- The most recommended blowjob machine by our test team.
- Phenomenal build quality.
- High-quality materials.
- Powerful and unique stroke action.
- Ideal for long-distance sex.
- Explosive VR content.
Cons:
- It might be too heavy for some guys.
- The bundle is expensive – +$300.
Update: Seeing the positive response, we went out of our way to negotiate a special deal with Kiiroo for you! If you buy Keon using the Kiiroo link below, you get a 10% discount at checkout!
2. AutoBlow AI Ultra: Our Premium Pick!
Why we love AutoBlow AI Ultra:
AutoBlow AI Ultra stood out because of its impressive luxury and premium aspects. Unlike its predecessor, the AutoBlow+, it boasts immersive sensations and remarkable bells and whistles, like the video syncing feature. In addition, the upgraded machine’s sleeves are tighter and more realistic than AutoBlow AI and AI+.
The product’s video sync library was especially impressive. There were no lags and the vast collection of videos made the experience unique. We also appreciated that the library is continually updated every week to expand the masturbation sessions, so you’re not stuck on a few patterns but spoilt with new additions every time you dive into the experience. Just wow!
Our lead product tester Shane Davis summarized his experience like this: “The realistic blowjob movements trick your brain so that it feels like the porn stars are performing their signature moves on you. And even without the mind tricks, the sensations feel as realistic as a woman’s mouth.”
The ergonomic design was also impressive, with grooved finger grips on the sides to negate the heavy build and enhance the user experience. In addition, we found it more balanced and smoother running than the preceding models, further making it easier to use.
The Ultra’s new sleeve and stroker upgrade meant the housing and masturbator moved in unison, thus creating more friction for pleasure. Unlike the AI+, you won’t need a screwdriver to adjust the grip, with the included suction cup base making it easier and quicker to adjust the sleeve’s tightness during masturbation. Thank you, Autoblow!
Let’s move on to the controls. AutoBlow AI Ultra’s four-button interface (zoomed in the image above) kept things simple. In addition, the well-thought-out mobile app was easy to use, rivaling some of the biggest names in the industry. “I loved the minimalistic approach,” says Tim Larson. “You don’t have to be the most technologically literate person to navigate through the AI Ultra app.”
Something else we noted was the fantastic job the Autoblow designers did in building a long-lasting machine. The build quality was impressive, and it solved some of the durability issues that had been persistent in previous models. For instance, the AI and AI+ sleeves had a sharp lip fitted that needed a substantial amount of force to apply, often resulting in torn sleeves. The upgraded model has a structure that resembles the Fleshlight, making the sleeves longer-lasting and easier to switch or clean.
The masturbator’s versatility was another aspect we couldn’t ignore. It came with three sleeves – vaginal, mouth, and anus. The vaginal model was intensely textured, with a tight canal that was the most exciting among the three. Other manufacturers take notes!
The team noted that the mouth sleeve (highlighted in the image below) had a realistic opening and was ribbed, giving the sensation of a deepthroat session. It wasn’t as intense as the vagina, but the balance was incredible, making it perfect for when you want to last longer. “Sandra and I paired it with the deepthroat porn in the Video Sync Library, and the sensations were incredible”, Tim Larson reported.
Lastly, the anal sleeve was the least intense. The canal was tight fitting, but the untextured, smooth lining felt like the Classic Pink Lady. Whether you have an ultra-sensitive dick or you want to last the longest in your masturbation sessions, it’s what I recommend.
Note: The Ultra was super quiet and wouldn’t raise a person’s attention in another room. We were skeptical because of its size, but the noise level was the same as a normal conversation.
Alternative: AutoBlow AI+ (for people with ED)
If you have Erectile Dysfunction (ED), AutoBlow AI+ is more inclusive and you won’t find it challenging to retain your penis inside. The multiple sleeves vary in tightness and intensity, making it easy to switch from the friendlier anal to the unforgiving vagina model as you get accustomed to the experience. In addition, the masturbator offers exciting features, including voice control, app control, and long-distance sex.
Check out our Autoblow AI+ review to learn more.
Minor issues we found during testing:
The most significant concern was the rattling sound from the suction. As stressed, the machine was quiet for the size and intensity, but the suction rattles can be slightly distracting, especially at the higher settings.
We also noted the sleeve holder’s locking mechanism wasn’t the strongest. It can become unlocked when used for more extended sessions.
Why AutoBlow AI Ultra is our premium pick:
- Design: The AutoBlow AI Ultra was the most premium blowjob machine we reviewed. The relatively compact build and ergonomic look with grooved finger grips significantly enhanced the user experience. Morphing the sleeve and machine into a singular unit created increased suction for pleasure, while the updated suction cup base made it easy to regulate the tightness. Lastly, disassembly was straightforward, making it easy to clean the masturbator.
- Stimulations: The reviewers highlighted how the three sleeves tweaked the intensity levels, making the machine ideal for different users. The vagina was the most intense, while the anal model was the least. The mouth offered a realistic feeling, balancing the intensity and coziness. In addition, there were 12 preset patterns and 36 modes with the mobile app.
- Versatility: Besides having multiple interchangeable sleeves, there was more to love about the premium blowjob masturbator. AutoBlow AI Ultra’s versatility extended to the intuitive mobile app that opened the world to endless possibilities. Everything from the extended list of interactive blowjob videos to choose from to the voice control feature that enhances domination role play, there are multiple options to explore.
If you want to see what Autoblow AI Ultra looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
If this piqued your interest, find out how well this premium alternative performed in this full Autoblow AI Ultra review.
Features:
- Material: ABS Plastic & Silicone
- Height: 10″
- Width: 5.5″x 4″
Pros:
- Our most premium pick.
- Impressive build quality.
- The product is made from body-safe materials.
- Extensive synced video library.
- Ultra-powerful motor.
- User-friendly mobile app.
Cons:
- There’s no VR support.
- AutoBlow AI+ Ultra is on the heavier side.
3. Lovense Solace: Most Effective For Hands-Free Play!
Why we love Lovense Solace:
Lovense Solace was the best among the hands-free models we tested. It reminded us of Max 2, but a more refined and slimmer version. Unlike the other review samples, the masturbator’s hands-free desk mount significantly enhanced the user experience. Setting up the mount was straightforward, and once set, it felt firm, even with intense thrusting action. In addition, the 180-degree adjustable range makes it easy to use Solace however you like. Whether you want to enjoy the experience while sitting or standing, you choose your fate.
Besides the hands-free mount, we loved Solace’s compatibility with our favorite sex toy application, the Lovense Remote app (screenshots in the image below). It was the top performer in all categories, including ease of connectivity and the number of possibilities. Connecting the app and machine was straightforward, and so was adjusting the patterns and speeds.
The Lovense Remote app made it easy to fine-tune the experience to the last detail. Everything from the stroke length to the speed and patterns, customization was simple, regardless of your experience level. Plus, mastering the intuitive interface was quick, so you or your partner can make split-second decisions.
On the other hand, the VibeMate app lets you enjoy visual excitement when using Lovense Solace. It might not be as intuitive as the Remote app, but the synchronized video library added a new layer of excitement to masturbation.
Let’s talk about the design next. The slim and lightweight build looked exciting. Even without the desk mount (attached in the image above), using it was much easier compared to the other models in the article. Setting up and removing the sleeve from its case was straightforward, rendering cleaning a breeze.
We also thought the sleeve’s closed design is a blessing and a curse, depending on what you’re looking for. It improves the suction pressure but makes it challenging to regulate it to your liking. In addition, some people love the neatness because the body fluids won’t spill, but cleaning and drying are more complicated.
Note: There are two sleeves; the vagina and non-descript. The former was tighter but super realistic, so you might have to stick to the latter more often if you have a thicker member.
Lovense Solace’s build quality was another highlight of the review. Like other Lovense products, there were no doubts about the quality of craftsmanship. The exterior’s rigid ABS plastic and the ultra-soft TPE on the sleeve are body-safe and durable. All the pieces of the puzzle felt solid, and the mechanical movements were silky smooth.
The powerful motor packed a punch with an impressive record of 280 strokes per minute. You probably won’t go as far, but it feels great to know that you can crank the volume whenever you feel like pushing the boundaries. The preset patterns were intense, but things got even more irresistible with the Lovense Remote app.
“Unfortunately, the limited stroking length (2.76″) meant the strokes didn’t cover the entire shaft,” says Shane Davis. “However, the rapid-fire speeds made me forget about the limited range quite fast.”
Lastly, the versatility was on point. The multiple control apps opened your pleasure world to new possibilities, including partner control, endless customization options, and long-distance connectivity on video chat. Whether you’re single or a couple, Lovense Solace was perfect for either.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Unfortunately, the tight sleeves might not be ideal for girthier users. Folks bigger than 6.5″ x 2.5″ will find them too tight, potentially causing bogging, especially on the downward stroke. If you fall in this category, consider getting the more accommodating Lovense Max 2.
The noise was another minor flaw of the blowjob masturbator. Like Max 2, it’s indiscreet, and you must consider your wanking surroundings every time you use the product.
Why Lovense Solace is the most effective for hands-free play:
- Design: The test panel highlighted the slim, lightweight design’s importance in enhancing the user experience. More importantly, the included desk mount made the masturbator stand out from the competition. The adjustable mount made it easy to use Solace from different positions while leaving the hands free to explore other erogenous body parts during solo masturbation or foreplay. The two masturbation sleeves added to the excitement. In addition, the close-ended design meant heightened suction pressure and promoted neat sessions as the body fluids couldn’t seep out.
- Build Quality: Another highlight was the high quality of craftsmanship. Like other Lovense products, we expected nothing but the best, and Solace delivered. The well-calculated dimensions and choice of materials (ABS plastic and) were on point, balancing silkiness and durability flawlessly.
- Versatility: Lovense Solace’s compatibility with two mobile applications made it stand out from the competition. The Lovense Remote is the best performer among all the models we reviewed, with straightforward connectivity and endless customization options. On the other hand, VibeMate offers an array of interactive videos and synchronizes the movements so that it feels like the star’s working on your member. Whether you want to watch porn, play sex games, or stream with a cam site model, the possibilities are endless.
If you want to see what Lovense Solace looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Here’s the extensive Lovense Solace review in case you have any questions.
Features:
- Material: ABS Plastic & TPE
- Length: 11.6″
- Width: 4.07″ x 3.94″
Pros:
- The highest-rated hands-free device on this list.
- Outstanding build quality.
- It’s compatible with the Lovense Remote and VibeMate apps.
- Multiple customization options.
- Ideal for VR and gaming enthusiasts.
- It’s compatible with other Lovense products.
Cons:
- The machine is loud.
- It’s on the pricey side of the spectrum – $189 – $398.
4. AutoBlow VacuGlide: Most Powerful Suction!
Why we love AutoBlow VacuGlide:
AutoBlow VacuGlide is the strongest blowjob machine on this list and a good option if you’re seeking intense suction pressure. We were scared at first because the website described it as the most potent masturbator. Still, the multiple settings available made it easy to customize the experience to match the experience and sexual desires. In addition, combining suction and stroking made the sensations wild!
The suction felt great and everyone thought it was well-measured to balance intensity and functionality. Unlike other suction machines, it comes in little puffs of air and then releases, making it user-friendly. In addition, controlling the pace of the suction pulses and how much of your penis was being stroked was straightforward.
The team noted that AutoBlow’s range of stimulations felt perfect. The lower levels provided a gentle sequence for edging, while the higher settings let out explosive suction pressure so you can orgasm more quickly. And while the plug-and-play design meant being tethered to the wall, the constant flow of power made the sex machine intense.
Note: VacuGlide’s lights on the sides (zoomed in the image below) indicate the speed level you are at, a helpful feature for feedback that most machines lack.
The design was another highlight of the review. It was modern and sleek (you can see it in the image below), balancing form and function impeccably. In addition, the size difference made the masturbator inclusive. “I enjoyed experimenting with all three strokers, and each one offered a unique sensation,” says Tim Larson. “It simulated a blowjob with impressive precision.”
VacuGlide’s dimensions were massive and people with smaller hands might find it overwhelming. However, the well-articulated buttons and lights on the sides significantly simplified the user experience. In addition, you can use it with a flaccid penis, making it ideal for people with ED.
Note: While the corded design was a slight bummer we loved that designers used a 6′ tube so you can set it up further from an outlet for more space and comfort.
How about the build quality? Well, VacuGlide was well-made with quality to spare. The different parts fit together neatly, and the gorgeous look made it exciting to use. More importantly, the sleeves are made from waterproof silicone, enhancing the durability and body-safety.
The receivers came in three sizes (image above), making sure most penises fit comfortably. We tried all three, and the medium one was the most comfortable. The tallest felt clumsy, and the suction was reduced significantly when trying to fit it cozily over the dick. For the smallest, it was easier for hands-free use, but it took ages to climax because it felt pinchy with a full erection.
Lastly, the masturbator might not be whisper-quiet, but it was comparatively discreet for its size. It sounded like a sewing machine, but the noise faded away with a bit of music. Male sex toys can be loud, so we were astonished at how quiet the VacuGlide was. (everything is relative!)
Alternative: The Milker
A good alternative is the Milker. The massive blow job simulator has a robust motor churning out stroking and suction patterns for the ultimate masturbation experience. Although it only came with two penis receivers, it offered a more direct approach to full-on stimulation and edging. In addition, the classic dial control simplifies the user experience whether you’re alone or with your partner. But please note that this bad boy is much bigger.
Minor issues we found during testing:
My most significant concern was the pricing. It costs between $899.99 and $999.99, and not most people will be looking forward to spending such an amount. However, if you have the cash, the build quality, stimulations, and design are worth every penny.
Some reviewers pointed out they expected mobile app compatibility or hands-free use with the expensive masturbator.
If you feel like the price is just too steep, feel free to find other options. Start by looking at our highest-rated male masturbators.
Why AutoBlow VacuGlide is the most powerful blowjob machine:
- Stimulations: The suction pressure felt great, with well-measured rhythms of air puffs and releases. Luckily, there were multiple suction and stroking patterns to choose from, so the experience was ideal for beginners and experienced folks. Whether you want to explore light edging action or intense blowjob simulation, there is something for everyone.
- Design: Something else that stood out was the design. The modern and sleek build balanced form and function in a great way. In addition, the non-descript look made the machine ideal for people who don’t necessarily like models that look like a vulva. Lastly, the multiple penis receivers ensured it fit different penis sizes. Plus, you can use them with a flaccid penis, a welcome relief for people with ED.
- Build Quality: The testers highlighted the quality of craftsmanship and attention to detail evident in the well-thought-out design. The well-made product was easy to assemble, and all the parts fit together well. In addition, the ABS plastic, aluminum, and silicone materials were body-safe and durable.
If you want to see what Autoblow VacuGlide looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
We went more in-depth on how powerful its sections are in this Autoblow Vacuglide review so make sure to check it out.
Features:
- Material: ABS Plastic, Aluminum & Silicone
- Length: 6.18″ x 15.15″ (base)
Pros:
- Intense suction pressure.
- Multiple suction and stroking speeds.
- Body-safe materials.
- Unmatched durability and craftsmanship.
- Custom penis receiver sleeves.
- Convenient storage backpack.
Cons:
- It’s pricey – $899.99 – $999.99.
- There’s no way to control suction and stroking separately.
5. La Bocca Della Verita: Our Budget Pick!
Why we love La Bocca Della Verita:
We reviewed dozens of blowjob machines for the article, and Magic Eyes La Bocca provided the most value for money. It might not be the most intense, but it does a decent job of replicating a human blow job without breaking the bank. The masturbator costs $74.99, a comparatively affordable price for the quality and incredible attention to detail.
We were unsure of the quality of sensations because the product didn’t have a motor, but the realism negated any of these thoughts. The dual-layer construction helped to mimic the sensations of a human mouth. We loved how the softer TPE material on the outside made it easy to handle the masturbator, while the slightly firmer inner lining added to the excitement. “The little ridges and bumps stimulated the shaft, making the experience organic,” emphasizes Shane Davis. “Plus I could control the intensity with my grip, tightening and loosening it in rhythms.”
The tongue (shown in the image above) felt exquisite on the underside, and the vacuum effect kicked in as soon as I wrapped the sleeve around my cock. Hitting the uvula seemed to induce some mild resistance, but with a bit of pushing through, I was enjoying an authentic deepthroat experience. Unlike most onaholes that shoehorn a protrusion towards the end of the canal, the tongue replicated the pushback effect when deepthroating, a testament to the impressive attention to detail.
How about the design? The reviewers were in total agreement about the attention to detail. A lot of thought went into the design, and La Bocca Della Verita is undoubtedly the most anatomically correct mouth onahole we reviewed. Unfortunately, the realistic-looking teeth (also in the image above) are made from plastic, and most people will find them a bit scary.
Unlike most of the models we reviewed, the dimensions were relatively manageable, making it easy to hold onto. The small mouth stretched readily to accommodate the girthiest of members, and the tight throat made for incredible deepthroating sensations. In addition, the insertable length was around 6 inches when we measured it (the site states 5.1″), and the stretchy material meant it could expand further to accommodate people with more extended members.
Note: The tongue made the mouth feel congested, but once inside, the masturbator gave in so that it was tight enough but not uncomfortable. Combining the tight canal and textured ridges made the sensations intense.
“I hate the squelching, sloppy noise common with traditional masturbators,” says Tim Larson. “Luckily, La Bocca Della Verita was reasonably quiet, and people who want to masturbate in secret won’t have to worry about the disturbance.”
Cleaning was more straightforward than other affordable models we reviewed. The mouth opens wide with little resistance (shown in the image above), allowing you to turn the entire thing inside out without any damage. Just ensure the tongue and the ridges are appropriately cleaned and dry before storage.
Alternative: Lovense Max 2
Lovense Max 2 is a good budget option if you want vibrations. Although it’s $60 more expensive, the vibrating male masturbator is worth it. For starters, it combines three suction levels and seven vibration patterns, making the sensations more enjoyable. In addition, the app-controlled machine connects to Lovense Media Player for explosive VR sync. Lastly, Max 2 is ideal for long-distance couples seeking to induce spice to their sex lives.
If you prefer this more expensive alternative, make sure to read this Lovense Max 2 review first to make a more educated decision.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Unfortunately, the plastic teeth can be uncomfortable for people with an ultra-sensitive penis. You can get the newer version with softer TPE teeth instead, but most people will still be scared to go full speed with the teeth.
In addition, the overly wobbly structure makes La Bocca almost impossible to use with a flaccid penis. Your member must be at least semi-erect to use it comfortably without continuously popping out.
Why La Bocca Della Verita is our budget pick:
- Price: For $74.99, La Bocca Della Verita provided the best value for our money. Most of the cheaper models were made from low-quality material, and none came close to the quality and functionality balance of La Bocca. Everything from the smooth material to the attention to detail, with a textured lining and tongue, we firmly believe La Bocca was the leader in the budget-friendly category.
- Design: The well-thought-out design was another highlight of the review. The dual-layer construction included a softer TPE material on the outside and a slightly firmer inner lining. The variation enhanced the user experience while amplifying the quality of sensations.
- Realism: La Bocca Della Verita is the most realistic non-motorized blowjob machine. Period. Besides the dual-layer construction, the distinct texture of the canal’s lining was spectacular. More importantly, the tongue made the mouth tighter, and pushing through the uvula replicated the feeling of deepthroating your lover.
If you want to see what La Bocca Della Verita looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Features:
- Material: TPE
- Size: 8.6″ x 5.6″ x 3.8″
Pros:
- The most affordable model.
- Body-safe TPE material.
- Impressive dual-layer construction.
- Authentic deepthroat sensations.
- Using the sleeve was straightforward.
- Cleaning was easy.
Cons:
- The teeth can be uncomfortable.
- Over wobbly structure means you can’t use it with a flaccid penis.
6. Fleshlight Universal Launch: Most Versatile!
Why we love Fleshlight Universal Launch:
The Fleshlight Universal Launch was the highest-rated model for versatility, thanks to the upgrades that have made it a jack of all trades. Unlike the previous Fleshlight hands-free models, it’s compatible with more sleeves and not just specific ones. In addition, the ratcheting system might look extreme, but it makes it easy to switch between different strokers while enhancing security.
Something else that stood out was the well-thought-out design. It might not be the most ergonomic model we reviewed, but the designers made it pretty straightforward to operate. The large unit’s futuristic look had a sci-fi inspiration, with massive handlebars on either side, making it easy to hold onto the machine.
The ergonomic handles (seen in the image above) look great, and the rubber controls are in perfect positions under the thumbs. Unlike the discontinued Fleshlight Launch, you don’t need both hands at all times. You can let go and hold it with one hand during play.
Pro Tip: You can use the Universal Launch when plugged into the outlet. Most of the models we’ve reviewed over the years require waiting for hours to power the battery before use, which can be annoying if you want to indulge immediately.
Something else that stood out was the ease of use. Regulating the stroke length and speed was straightforward, with the buttons on the right handlebar letting you toggle (zoomed in the image above) the four-speed levels. On the other hand, the left handle’s buttons let you choose the length and position – base, shaft, or tip. “Alternating between the shaft and tip was exciting,” says Shane Davis. “The teasing feeling was incredible, and it only took the press of a button.”
The package arrived complete with a Fleshlight sleeve and Fleshlube. The Turbo Thrust secured quickly to the ratcheting buckle, and I was all ready to head to Pound Town. The stroker’s intricate texture felt terrific, with a tinge of realistic oral sex. We tried different sleeves, and the experience varied, with the only constant being the reliable stroking action that went up to 250 strokes per minute.
The universal smartphone mount was another practical addition. The lack of interactive features was a bummer, but the mount meant you could attach your phone and wank while watching your favorite porn videos.
Note: Mine came with two different phone holders: the universal model and a magnet with a disc to attach to the phone’s case.
Lastly, the Launch was pretty quiet and discreet for a machine that reached up to 250 strokes per minute. People in the room will be in the loop, but the rattle won’t go past your roam when the door’s closed.
Alternative: Quickshot Launch and the Handy
While the number of compatible sleeves is limited, the Quickshot Launch (image below) is a decent alternative to the Universal Launch. We loved the impressive touch control and massive handlebars with buttons falling right under the thumbs. Like the Universal Launch, it offered multiple ways to customize the experience, including the stroke length, speed, and position.
The Handy (image below) was another impressive option for people seeking a versatile blowjob simulator. The sophisticated masturbation machine’s minimalistic Scandinavian design is compatible with different sleeves, making it easy to switch between multiple sensations. Unlike the Universal Launch, it’s VR compatible, and you can sync it to video content of your choice. The handy app is easy to use, and it opens your world to endless possibilities, including long-distance sex and immersive partner play.
Here are the Quickshot Launch review and the Handy review links respectively if you want to learn more about them.
Minor issues we found during testing:
My most significant concern was the price. The blowjob simulator costs between $262.67 and $291.85, which most of our readers will find to be expensive. We recommend La Bocca Della Verita or Lovense Max 2 if you’re on a tight budget.
The Universal Launch lacks interactive capabilities, which can be a bummer for long-distance couples and kinky singles looking for an immersive experience. Go for the Autoblow AI Ultra or Kiiroo Keon if interactive content is a deal breaker.
Why Fleshlight Universal Launch is the most versatile blowjob machine:
- Versatility: The new Launch is compatible with more sleeves, and you won’t be limited to specific models. More importantly, the firm ratcheting system enhances security so you can get wild without worrying about the stroker popping off. Switching between different strokers was straightforward, and you don’t have to be the most experienced folk to get the hang of it.
- Design: The design may not be the most ergonomic, but it certainly highlights the attention to detail. Universal Launch’s massive handlebar with buttons positioned beneath the thumbs simplifies control. Unlike other models we tested, you don’t have to be fixated on the action with both hands; you can let go and handle the machine with a single hand.
If you want to see what the Fleshlight Universal Launch looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
You can read the Fleshlight Universal Launch review we previously made if you want to know all its features that aren’t mentioned here.
Features:
- Material: PC, ABS Plastic, & Silicone
- Size: 14″ x 11.5″ x 7.5″
Pros:
- The top performer in the versatility category.
- Massive handlebars simplify control.
- A secure ratcheting system.
- Multiple ways to customize the experience.
- Active Launch Mode lets you use it while charging.
- It’s compatible with various sleeves.
Cons:
- Underwhelming charging (9 hours) to output (1 hour) ratio.
- You can’t see the phone in missionary-type sex positions.
For more about the best Fleshlight products, check out this guide.
7. LELO F1s V2: Most High Tech!
Why we love LELO F1s V2:
None of the blowjob simulators come close to LELO F1s V2 for high-tech features. The well-built and stylish masturbator boasts an array of high-end features, including the SDK, sensonic waves, and app control. Sex tech nerds pay attention now!
Unlike anything else we’ve ever tested, LELO designers added a Software Developer’s Kit to the mix, so you can write your own code and experiment with the device. “I’m not the most computer-literate person, but some reviewers have described it as the pinnacle of customization,” says Shane Davis. “It’s an open-source technology that lets coding experts tweak the tiniest of details and take the experience to the next level with VR content, games, and movies.” Just wow!
Unlike the other devices on this list, LELO F1s V2 uses sensonic waves to permeate into your penile deep tissues for more satisfying sensations. The masturbator has two motors, one for regular vibrations and another for the sonic waves. Combining both was essential because it opened your masturbation to a new form of pleasure while still throwing your member around with the regular vibrations. It’s more of a balance that makes it perfect for beginners and experienced folks.
The sensations were novel and unlike anything I’ve experienced. The tight entry and an irregular look with a flat side go on your member’s underside. In addition, the ridges on the lining (image below) rub onto the shaft, further amplifying the suction and vibration rhythm’s effect.
Pro Tip: The cruise control technology ensures the two motors are always fired up. It detects any strain in power and ups the ante when you go harder – think of it as a turbo.
Each motor has up to 15 pleasure variations, making for a wide range of sensations. The team highlighted the joy of exploring the patterns and moving the sleeve to target different sections of the shaft. More importantly, the independent controls let you switch between regular vibrations and sensonic waves for the ultimate pleasure.
Note: The LELO F1s V2 is not designed for stroking, so your hand won’t tire as it would with a regular masturbator. However, we found the sensations were more amplified with a bit of thrusting. Especially when you’re about to orgasm, the mini movements feel incredible.
LELO F1s V2 was compatible with the high-tech F1s mobile app (screenshots in the image below) which we found simplistic and straightforward to use. Of course, it takes a few minutes to understand what each feature does, but after the initial onboarding, everything was bliss.
Lastly, the blowjob machine wasn’t the quietest nor the loudest. The low-range gurgling motor sound isn’t defeaning, but the occasional loud vacuum sound when I pulled out could put off some people. Keeping the air pressure low during use makes for a discreet experience, but I can’t guarantee your neighbors won’t hear the noise through the wall.
Alternative: ArcWave Ion
The ArcWave Ion is another high-tech masturbator for cock owners. The sleek and powerful vibrator churns out high-speed rumbles through most of the shaft but primarily concentrates on the frenulum. The pulsating airwaves flap the skin on the underside of your member, making it perfect for edging and teasing play. More importantly, the Smart Silence technology turns the motor on and off based on contact, making it discreet on demand.
For those who prefer this alternative, it might interest you to read the full review of Arcwave Ion right here.
Minor issues we found during testing:
The shorter insertion length might be disappointing for well-endowed people. In addition, extra girthy guys will find it hard to release the air from the tip, leading to an unstable fit.
Another concern was the price. LELO F1s V2 costs between $160.30 and $229, which is too expensive for our budget readers.
Why LELO F1s V2 is the most high-tech model:
- Special Features: LELO F1s V2’s SDK feature made it stand out from the competition. It gave coding experts a new way to customize the vibration and suction pressure further to the last detail. In addition, the masturbator has impressive bells and whistles like the Smart Silence technology, cruise control, and sensonic sonic waves. Unlike other machines we tested, every tech feature was crucial to the experience, and none overshadowed the other.
- Design: The super light and compact cylinder looked and felt great on the hands; I couldn’t believe it had two motors at first sight. The aluminum body was sturdy with the right degree of glow and posh. In addition, the textured sleeve, tight fit, and shorter insertion length were deliberate, and they made the sensations intense even without stroking action.
If you want to see what the LELO F1s V2 looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Features:
- Material: Silicone, ABS Plastic, & Aluminum Alloy
- Insertable Length: 4.36″
- Insertable Width: 1.63″
Pros:
- Exciting technology on display.
- SDK technology enhances finer customization.
- Impressive build quality.
- Outstanding sensonic waves.
- Intense suction and vibration patterns.
- Convenient mobile control.
Cons:
- The masturbation device is pricey – $160.30 – $229.
- It’s not ideal for larger guys.
8. Fun Factory Cobra Libre II: Frenulum Stimulation!
Why we love Fun Factory Cobra Libre II:
For people who enjoy dedicated sensations to the frenulum, Fun Factory Cobra Libre II was the most recommended by the team. The intelligent design surprised everyone, with a groove on the lower side to target your shaft’s underside. In addition, it has a limited insertable length of 3.5″ inches to ensure all the love is channeled to the tip.
Cobra Libre II’s flexible opening felt pleasurable throughout the experience. The raised groove on the underside is made from squishy silicone that cushions your frenulum to avoid loss of vibrations and promote permeation to the deepest of the nerve endings. It was unlike other frenulum stimulators we reviewed. My penis was tightly tucked in, and yet I didn’t feel constricted.
Let’s talk about the upgrades from the original model. Cobra Libre II’s redesigned look features three buttons (image below) to replace the old touchpad controls. The designers effected the change from the user feedback, as most people complained of accidentally turning off the device during use.
Another update was the sensations. Fun Factory used more powerful motors on the upgrade to deliver a more intense experience. We found the range of sensations more comprehensive and vibration patterns more orgasmic.
We found Cobra Libre II practical as a regular masturbation solution. Unlike the F1s V2, the device was easy to use, and setting it up was straightforward. Although it’s an innovative toy, the tech is not complex, and it was more portable than anticipated.
Although the lack of sucking action was a bummer, the team praised the vibration intensity. The dual-motor set-up churned out powerful vibrations targeting the head of your penis and surrounding areas. The new model featured six vibration modes and multiple speeds, keeping things unpredictable and exciting.
Note: The device is a testament to the beauty of industry collaboration. Fun Factory and Lovehoney, two giants in the sex industry, teamed up to design the exciting blowjob machine.
The build quality was also above average. The team liked how every curve and edge represented a great deal of attention to detail. In addition, the designers used high-quality materials, with the sturdy ABS plastic and silicone sleeve standing out. There were no doubts about the quality, and the machine will undoubtedly last a long time with regular maintenance.
Pro Tip: The fully waterproof masturbation device can be submerged in water. Sex is more exciting underwater, and stimulating the frenulum in the shower was even more pleasurable. Try it and thank me later!
Cobra Libre II might not be designed for stroking, but we found the sensations more stimulating with mild in and out motion. Twisting it around a bit feels terrific, especially when you’re about to orgasm. Plus, the dimensions made it relatively easy to use, even with a single hand.
Alternative: Lovense Gush
Lovense Gush is a good alternative if you want app control as its compatibility with the Lovense Remote app makes it better than the other warming models. It’s our preferred sex toy application, with simplified integration and endless customization for solo use and partnered sex. In addition, the device’s flexible design looked like a slap bracelet that expanded and contracted to match your member’s size.
Lastly, the hands-free look also made it easy to focus on other erogenous zones, especially during foreplay for explosive orgasms. While it wasn’t designed for stroking, the intensity amplified with slow up and down motion to complement the vibrations.
You can learn more about this alternative by reading this Lovense Gush review.
Minor issues we found during testing:
My most significant concern was the limited insertable length. Of course, it’s a frenulum stimulator, but people who like alternating between edging and full-on stimulation will have to look elsewhere.
Folks with extra girthy cocks will find it challenging to fit correctly inside the canal. I’m more of an average size, and it felt snug when fully erect, so I’d imagine anything extreme would be problematic.
Why Fun Factory Cobra Libre II is the best for frenulum stimulation:
- Size: Cobra Libre II’s 3.5″ insertable length was just enough to target the head of your penis and surrounding areas. The close-ended cavity held onto the dick with minimal wiggle room, ensuring precision. While the size makes the device uncomfortable for people seeking full-on shaft massage, it was essential to target the frenulum and prevent the loss of sensations.
- Design: The well-thought-out design stood out from the competing brands. The cozy silicone body felt cozy on the head of the penis, with a mini groove on the underside helping target the penis tip. We loved the simplistic look and control interface because it made it easy to regulate the sensations even when multitasking.
- Build Quality: Fun Factory Libre II’s build quality was evident from the get-go. The team highlighted the durability and body safety aspects of silicone and ABS plastic. In addition, the attention to detail was impressive in the updated frenulum stimulator, enhancing the user experience and making the experience more fun than with the original model.
If you want to see what Fun Factory Cobra Libre II looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Features:
- Material: Silicone & ABS Plastic
- Insertable Length: 3.5″
Pros:
- Impressive frenulum precision.
- High-quality silicone and ABS Plastic.
- 100% waterproof.
- Great range of vibration settings.
- Cleaning the sleeve was easy.
- Intuitive control interface.
Cons:
- The masturbator is quite expensive – $90.99 – $129.99.
- People with a larger penis will find it challenging to fit the tip inside.
9. Lovense Calor: Warming Feature
Why we love Lovense Calor:
In the quest to make the blow job experience realistic, a warming feature adds extra spice to the experience. We tested multiple models, and Lovense Calor’s warming feature was the easiest to initiate closely followed by Blowmotion. Simply press the circled-up button for about three seconds to turn it on, and as long as it’s connected to the charger, the heating mechanism is toggled automatically. We recommend letting it sit for a moment while charging it to keep the sleeve warm and toasty.
Note: The down arrow button lights up orange (like in the image below) to signify the masturbator is warming up.
There’s an outstanding balance between coziness and functionality with the warming feature. As stressed before, we tested numerous models, and none came close to Lovense Calor’s accuracy: it almost fell like a human mouth.
Once the device is warmed up, test it with your finger (it gets surprisingly hot) and disconnect the USB cord. Then, apply a generous amount of water-based lube in the cavity (image below) and on yourself before sliding your member inside.
The pressure-activated mode is on by default, so Calor starts going as soon as you insert your penis. From this point, switching between the four patterns and three levels of constant vibrations was easy with the two up and down buttons. Unlike most other models, you didn’t have to press a single button repeatedly when you accidentally skipped a favorite setting. The up and down buttons made it easy to go back and forth in an instant.
Pro Tip: As long as the device is in pressure-activated mode, you can use it with a flaccid penis, making Lovense Calor perfect for people with ED.
Another aspect that stood out from other models we tested was the depth control. The deeper you insert your member, the more intense the vibrations get. Amazing. Right? “I enjoyed teasing play, rhythmically inserting my dick deeper and pulling it back, and the switch in intensity was exciting”, Tim Larson reported.
Let’s talk about the design next. My colleagues pointed out that Lovense Calor’s modern looks like a stylish coffee mug. The all-black exterior with a white top (image below) and base gave it a discreet feel that most people will appreciate. In addition, the squishy body on the side made it easy to regulate the squeeze sensation inside the sleeve.
The sleeve texture was a bit stiff but impressively flexible, making it easy to envelop the dick with minimal pressure. Combining a cozy sleeve and squeeze grip on the side made the sensations more intense and provided excellent all-around stimulation.
Lastly, the blowjob machine’s compatibility with the Lovense Remote app made it perfect for long-distance sex. We tried all the functionalities, including pairing it with other Lovense toys, syncing it with music, and handing over the controls to our partners. Unlike other mobile apps, everything was on point, and the experience was blissful – no lags or abrupt disconnections, just pure vibes.
Alternative: Blowmotion Warming Male Masturbator
The Blowmotion male masturbator is a more compact and affordable alternative to Lovense Calor. The rechargeable model’s smaller size makes it travel-friendly, and the one-touch warming feature meant you’d always have a warm pocket pussy in your hand. In addition, the intuitive user interface was foolproof, while the extensive range of vibration patterns and intensity levels made the experience fun.
For those who prefer this more compact alternative, you can find more information about it in this Blowmotion Warming Male Masturbator review.
Minor issues we found during testing:
Calor is expensive, and not most people will be looking forward to spending $139 for it. Luckily, the Blowmotion warming male masturbator is more than 50% cheaper for budget seekers who don’t mind trading off the bells and whistles.
Why Lovense Calor has the best warming feature:
- Special Features: The Lovense Calor’s simplistic and precise heating mechanism was the highest-rated among the reviewed models. Initiating the process was straightforward, and the warm sensations stayed on for extended periods. It was the closest to a human mouth among the warming masturbators we tested. In addition, Calor’s compatibility with the Lovense Remote app was a highlight of the review. The Remote app was easy to pair, and the endless possibilities, including music sync, alarm function, and partner control, made it stand out from the crowd.
- Stimulations: Even without the mobile app, the Lovense Calor’s robust motor churned out an impressive range of three levels of constant vibration and four built-in patterns. Notably, the squeeze grip on the side made the sensations more intense.
If you want to see what Lovense Calor looks like and how to use it, please watch our unboxing and demonstration video below:
Features:
- Material: Silicone & ABS Plastic
- Insertable Length: 6.02″
Pros:
- Realistic warm sensations.
- Body-safe silicone and ABS plastic.
- Intuitive Lovense Remote app.
- Multiple vibration patterns and intensity settings.
- Fully waterproof.
- Modern, discreet design.
Cons:
- The device is expensive.
For more Lovense products, check out this article.
What Is A Blowjob Machine?
Blowjob machines are automatic sex toys that replicate the intense sensations of a real blowjob, inspiring a feel-good experience. While you must sprinkle water-based lube to compensate for the lack of saliva, the best devices feel more or less like a realistic blowjob.
But Why Should I Buy One?
Yes! Blowjob masturbators are one of the best male sex toys on the market. And who doesn’t want hands-free orgasms? For single people, a BJ sex toy offers a reliable and safe way to get off, while for couples, it can be used to complement the sex life or even when partners are away from each other. You can also use some of these devices for stamina training to enhance longevity during sex.
As you’d expect, there are numerous products on the market, and factors like how much pleasure you want and your budget will determine what you go home with.
Types of Blowjob Machines
- Manual: Probably the most common of the two, a manual blowjob machine is precisely what the name suggests. It’s designed to inspire a realistic blowjob experience, but you’ll have to control the intensity manually.
- Automatic: With technology, automatic blowjob machines do all the work for you. No manual thrusting or rubbing your penis; slide the dick inside and use the control panel to regulate the deep throat sensation.
Do Blowjob Machines Feel Realistic?
Yes! Modern BJ sex toys are designed to feel as realistic as possible, close to a real blowjob. Of course, the experience differs for everyone, and what feels great for me might not be for you. Personally, I think robotic toys will never phase out human partners but complement them.
So, even if the machine doesn’t feel exactly like the real thing, it can come pretty close. Some of these pleasure machines also offer Virtual Reality porn compatibility, adding a new layer of visual stimulation to make the experience more realistic.
How To Clean A Blowjob Machine?
Blowjob machines are relatively easy to clean and maintain. Of course, the sophisticated models may need more time to clean, but the vast majority won’t be a pain. In most cases, you’ll only need antibacterial soap or a sex toy cleaner and warm water.
Most importantly, ensure the sleeve is completely dry before shoving it back into the device.
Finally, please store them in a dark, cool place away from direct sunlight.
How To Use a Blowjob Machine?
Using a blowjob masturbator is much easier than you might think.
Start by cleaning it after unboxing and patting it dry. Then, pour a generous amount of water-based lube on the orifice and use your finger to spread it inside the canal.
Pour the lube on your penis and slowly slide it inside while drawing it back rhythmically until the canal is wet and ready for your penis.
Ensure you switch positions and angles of penetration during use. Most importantly, alternate between slow, passionate, and hasty, intense strokes. You can also use cock rings to enhance the experience.
Read this article for more tips on how to use a blowjob machine in this guide.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
Can I Use Them If I Have Erectile Dysfunction (ED) or Peyronie’s Disease (PD)?
Yes. You can use a blow job machine if you have Erectile Dysfunction (ED) or Peyronie’s Disease (PD). However, the open-ended and fairly wide-mothed designs are the best because you don’t have to have an erect or straight penis.
Can I Use a Blowjob Machine with My Partner?
Yes. You can use them with your partner. Whether you introduce it during foreplay or mutual masturbation, the masturbator adds a new degree of pleasure to the experience and can dramatically spice up your sex life.
Are These Blowjob Machines Safe?
Yes. The products we’ve reviewed are safe for adult recreational use. There’s nothing wrong with using these machines as long as you responsibly take care of them – clean and store them properly.
What Kind of Warranty Do They Have?
Most products have a 1-3 years warranty. The warranty covers faulty masturbators and defects not arising from careless use and handling, such as accidental dropping or submerging a non-waterproofing model in water.
How To Make a Blowjob Machine?
These machines can be pricey, and not everyone can afford a premium product. Conversely, some people are excited by the idea of a masturbator but aren’t sure whether splurging their money would be wise, considering they aren’t sure they’ll like it anyway.
For creatives looking to get a taste without breaking the bank, there are a few DIY options to explore. Check out this article for more tips on how to make your first blowjob masturbator from home.
How Does a Blowjob Machine Feel Like?
They feel incredible. The latest models feature human skin-like materials that feel like a real mouth. I especially liked the automated mechanism so I can easily regulate the intensity with the touch of a button – something you can’t do with your partner.
How Does a Blowjob Machine Work?
They automatically stroke your penis back and forth with contracting walls that feel like a human mouth. Some models have maintained vibrations; you must stoke them manually to simulate a real blowjob.
Can Uncut Guy Use Blowjob Machines?
Yes! Uncut guys can use them. The extra sensitivity from the foreskin can work to their advantage, rendering the experience more pleasurable.
What Is a Good Blowjob Machine for Beginners?
La Bocca Della Verita is the most effective model for beginners. The tight, stretchable onahole is easy to use and relatively affordable, so you won’t have to worry about breaking the bank. In addition, it has a mildly textured canal and a no-case design that lets you regulate the intensity with your grip.
Are There Any Hands-Free Blowjob Machines?
Yes. Products like the Fleshlight Universal Launch and Kiiroo Keon have a self-thrusting design that eliminates the need to stroke the masturbator manually. Hold onto the handlebars or case and let the machine rock on.
Finally, I recommend our penis milking machine article for other blowjob sex toys and male sex toys.
Tim
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