Trying new sex positions is an excellent way to spice up your sex life. It will bring laughter, lightness, new sensations, and a lot of sexual pleasure. When you’re starting to feel like your usual sex positions are becoming dull –it’s when it’s time to switch gear. So, keep reading to find the best funny sex positions to try when you and your partner feel frisky.
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Pile Driver
You might be familiar with the pile driver as a yoga stretch position. Only in this context, you’re receiving deep sexual pleasure from it!
As the name suggests, a pile driver is a repeated movement that drives an object into the ground, your partner being the pile driver and you, the ground. In this position, there’s room for strong thrusts and deep penetration. While it can get a little rough, Pile Driver is the position that will elevate your sex game.
How To Do It
- Get into a curling position on a soft surface keeping your knees close to your chest.
- Slowly rock back until there’s enough momentum to lift your legs over your head.
- Roll on your back several times until you feel enough room to lift your legs. Your lower back should be off the ground.
- Your partner helps place your legs over your body until you’re positioned.
- Flex your toes on the ground to support your body.
- From there, your partner bends down, holds onto your hips, and penetrates downwards, repeatedly thrusting in and out.
Wheel Barrow
The Wheelbarrow is an ideal fun sex position any partner can do with a bit of upper body strength. Imagine it as the hotter older brother of doggy style.
You, as the receiver, are getting stimulated in your G-spot or anus (if you choose to go for anal penetration), while you, as the giver, are hitting all the right angles for peak pleasure.
There are many ways to reach the wheelbarrow position – here’s the easiest way to get to it.
How To Do It
- Get down on your hands and knees. Spread your knees so they are a bit wider than your hips.
- The penis owner grabs your legs and lifts them to his waist. They spread them open and slowly make their way to your hips.
- They can wrap your legs around their body for better support.
- From there, they will enter from behind. They thrust forward and back and use your hips to ride you.
Lap Dance
There’s nothing like a lap dance to get your partner aroused. It’s sexy, relaxing, and downright orgasmic. You’ll feel sexy in this position, and your partner can touch your whole body.
The best part is you can be creative and try different variations like a kneeling lap dance where both your knees are resting on opposite sides of his legs, a 180 lap dance where you’re facing your partner or a twisted lap dance where your bodies form a cross. More creative sex positions here.
But let’s get started with the standard lap dance position.
How To Do It
- Why not start with an actual lap dance for foreplay and give your partner a show? They can sit comfortably on a couch, chair, or edge of your bed. Meanwhile, bust out some sexy dance moves to get him aroused.
- When ready, inch your back closer to his body and sit on the penetrating partner. Face away as you sit on his lap.
- Use your hands to guide his penis inside and bounce up and down slowly to feel each sensation.
- They can run their hands over your body and stimulate your breasts or clit for extra pleasure.
Carry Me
You’ve probably seen the carry me position in porn videos. But now, you can fulfill all your standing sex fantasies with this position. It’s a fun activity you should try at least once in your life. Please note it might take a few attempts to get it right, but that’s half the fun!
How To Do It
- There are three ways to get into this position. First, have your back against the wall. Lift one leg and wrap it around your partner’s hips. They will help you with the other until your legs are wrapped around their waist.
- Second, he stands up in the corner of your room. You run over to him in Dirty Dancing style and jump up as you straddle his body. He places his hands on your lower butt for full support.
- Third, your partner sits on the edge of your bed. You get on top and straddle his body as you wrap your legs around his waist. He stands up and adjusts your body accordingly.
- He can begin penetration from there and bounce your body up and down.
- Pro Tip: Make sure to introduce dirty talk to the mix to keep things interesting.
Cross Booty
Cross Booty is the underdog of funny sexual positions that need more recognition. From the name itself, the cross booty position is when your bodies make the X symbol. This one focuses on small movements, intense sensations, and eye contact.
Though there isn’t much room for movement for the bottom partner, however, you can thrust your body upward with the rhythm of your partner’s actions.
How To Do It
- First, lie down flat on your back in a vertical position. Spread your legs wide enough for your partner to enter.
- Your partner gets on top in a horizontal position, ensuring your hips are centered.
- Essentially, you’re in the missionary position without aligning your bodies; his upper body is off your chest, and his legs are off yours.
- He penetrates once his body is positioned. Your partner can slightly lift one leg to achieve deeper penetration.
Pretzel
Pretzel is where missionary meets scissoring. It’s the best way to feel new sensations with little to no effort from a position you’re familiar with.
For partners with curved penises, it’s the perfect position to show off your natural gifts. Meanwhile, for the ladies, there’s plenty of clitoral stimulation for you to enjoy. So, it might become a new regular position to keep on your roster.
How To Do It
- Lie down comfortably and twist your hips to the side. Either left or right will do, depending on what feels most comfortable.
- Lift the top leg and bend your knee.
- Your partner kneels and centers his body on your lower leg. He should be kneeling with your leg in between.
- Wrap your raised leg around his waist for support. He can use it as leverage when thrusting.
- Maintain eye contact and stimulate other erogenous zones to take full advantage.
Table Top
You’ve likely seen the tabletop position in hot and steamy movie scenes. It’s excellent for a quickie when you want to have sex with your partner right here, right now.
The best thing about this funny sex act is the array of places where you can perform it! Anything with a flat surface, such as an office desk, kitchen counter, bathroom counter, bedside table, or dining table, will do.
How To Do It
- Choose the surface you want to perform this funny sex position on.
- Get on top of the surface and lie down. Lift your knees off your chest and spread them.
- Your partner enters, standing up, and penetrates from there. He may have to slide your body closer to the counter’s edge to enter.
- He thrusts in and out of you, making slow movements to start before speeding it up. Both your hands are free to roam around and touch each other’s bodies.
Bridge
The bridge may be a little more on the acrobatic side, but still doable. It’s an experience like no other, having your body stretched out in a bridge pose.
You can perform this in a half-bridge if you choose the easier option or a full bridge if you’re on the flexible side.
How To Do It
- Lie flat on the ground. Lift your knees and bring them close to your butt as if performing a glute workout.
- Take your arms and rainbow them behind your back. The palms of your hands should be flat on the surface.
- Gently lift your whole body until you’re in the bridge pose.
- Your partner kneels and holds your hips for support. He begins penetrating in and out of you, holding your body for deeper thrusts.
Spider
And finally, the Spider, one of the most intimate and satisfying positions. There’s no better way to get our bodies closer than with Spider. You get plenty of eye contact, hit the G-spot, and have direct access to full penetration.
How To Do It
- The penis and vagina owner are seated with knees bent in front. Face each other and inch closer.
- Place your knees over his body and keep your feet flat on the ground.
- Stay on your elbows or lift your arms in a reverse plank position.
- Move forward until he can penetrate and thrust in and out of your body. To sustain this pose until the climax, I recommend staying on your elbows or stretching your arms behind your back for more support.
Conclusion
And there you have it, folks, nine funny sex poses which are great to explore with your partner any night you feel frisky. You’re receiving the most pleasure from new positions while discovering brand-new ways to amp up your sex game. Communicate, be safe, and most of all, have fun! And if you want to learn more, you can find other sex positions in this guide. We also have a guide to the best unique sex positions if you need more inspiration.
Thanks for reading my list of funny sex positions!
Rachel
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